Wildlife

[Betty Swallicks]

Pine Marten is it nae?

[Dad]

Aye - I'm shitting myself a bitty son I'll no lie.

 

Got a wee security cam trained on the zone now; hopefully I'll no see him again...but I fucking will 

 

Ah no

[Redforever86]

I'm convinced you bide near me. Creep. 

[Dad]

Being near you means I'm a creep? 

You saying that makes you a cunt tbf son

[Redforever86]

19 minutes ago, Dad said:

Being near you means I'm a creep? 

You saying that makes you a cunt tbf son

That would fit.

[Redforever86]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Do you have any permanent residents, RF? Like the Major in Fawlty Towers . That’s dad.

No but I’d love that. 

[Redforever86]

Her names Mavis, tells everyone she was at Auchwitz but she’s actually fae Dundeh, orders scrambled eggs on toast every morning, never eats it, scared of Oriental folk and her favourite story is a photo of her fud was posted on AFChat. 

[Redforever86]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

The alternative lyrics to Deacon Blue's 'Dignity'

SHES LOST HER DIG NIT TEEEEEEEEH

[Dad]

Great fucking news - bought myself a Trail Camera (yank cunts use them for hunting - I fucking willnae ?)

As such - the material is going to be coming thick and fucking fast - I suggest subscribing to my YouTube Channel in anticipation of the incoming magic ?

 

I tell yous - the footage captured just in testing stage - off the page

 

Excited as fuck sure ?

[Dad]

I havenae seen any foxes yet...no sure why - maybes this cunt has eaten the poor wee bastards (back during the fucking day - ah no):

 

 

 

[sigh]

17 minutes ago, Dad said:

I havenae seen any foxes yet...no sure why - maybes this cunt has eaten the poor wee bastards (back during the fucking day - ah no):

 

 

 

Whats with the garden ornaments - you got gnomes as well?

[Bournemouth Gee]

This is inspired. Terrific 

[Dad]

58 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Maybe your garden is too well enclosed to let them in ? Ours is. 

As unclosed as it gets son...just no foxy enough I guess - ah no

46 minutes ago, sigh said:

Whats with the garden ornaments - you got gnomes as well?

No yet son - in hoping once the YouTube views rack up, I'll get sponsored by Spears n Jackson or some pish - merch for free as long as displayed etc ?

39 minutes ago, Bournemouth Gee said:

This is inspired. Terrific 

Thanks son - makes it all worthwhile ?

[Dad]

Hey fuck you son - good enough for the squirrels, birdies, pine marten and mousies you wee bastard ?

[Don Fonte]

1 hour ago, Dad said:

Hey fuck you son - good enough for the squirrels, birdies, pine marten and mousies you wee bastard ?

You shag any of them?

Disgusting.

[Dad]

Going out drinking with the huns of Inverness the night you wee arsehole?

[Don Fonte]

3 minutes ago, Dad said:

Going out drinking with the huns of Inverness the night you wee arsehole?

Don't be so silly oldboy. Filthy vermin they are.

Best avoided unless you're setting fire to them. Bit like squirrels.

[Dad]

How fucking dare you 

 

Mon the squirrels ✌️

[Don Fonte]

Red or grey?

[Dad]

No been paying attention have you son

[Don Fonte]

3 hours ago, Dad said:

No been paying attention have you son

Not at all.

[RedArmyFakshun]

5 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

Don't be so silly oldboy. Filthy vermin they are.

Best avoided unless you're setting fire to them. Bit like squirrels.

deal with huns round my way as well

shameless vermin.  hun beach towels on their fucking washing line, ffs

pulled them up mano a mano for shit parking and littering

cunts backed down but endless glowering ever since

inbred pricks

[Dad]

Yon greys are fucking massive compared to the red hombres

[maryhilldon]

27 minutes ago, Dad said:

Yon greys are fucking massive compared to the red hombres

Big fat Yanks.

[manboobs109]

Unfortunately couldn't get a pic but saw a horse with a huge cock today in a field up Falkland way. It was at least a foot and a half long.

[Guest milne_afc]

3 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Unfortunately couldn't get a pic but saw a horse with a huge cock today in a field up Falkland way. It was at least a foot and a half long.

Was it flaccid or in a state of arousal? 

[Beachend Bootboy]

3 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Unfortunately couldn't get a pic but saw a horse with a huge cock today in a field up Falkland way. It was at least a foot and a half long.

That's just cultured my Sunday night.  Thank you so much.

[Parklife]

3 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Unfortunately couldn't get a pic but saw a horse with a huge cock today in a field up Falkland way. It was at least a foot and a half long.

Because you had your hands full at the time? 

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

11 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Unfortunately couldn't get a pic but saw a horse with a huge cock today in a field up Falkland way. It was at least a foot and a half long.

Sure it wasn't Lia Thomas ? 

[Edwin Starr]

On 6/17/2022 at 7:57 PM, Millertime said:

Created a small pond and currently nursing c100 tadpoles through to toad/frog status

Back legs are grown and heads starting to change shape

Incredibly satisfying 

This is some of them eating some spinach 

Wow good on ye.?