Dad Posted March 27 Author Share Posted March 27 Just to remind folks - DWT200 next o' course... wi' the IRONCLAD date 'n' fucking e'thing 🙌 DWT200 - 13th o' April 2024: Unlucky For Some 🐈⬛🪜 Dad's made no secret o' the fact there's T-Shirts for sale - so by now, one wonders maybes they arenae the must have item one believed they would be. Ah no 🙁 Still, that could change in a fucking heartbeat should DWT200 go exactly as planned - 'n' here: Maybes it fucking will do 🤞 No reason Dad couldnae pull a winning combo right at exactly the right time as much as any other combo... sure collapse wouldnae be the world's biggest surprise haha - but for fucking sure, should yous wish to put your minds to it 'n' imagine a day should do it... yous could do that. It's imaginable. So with that, it's maybes worth slipping o'er to eBay 'n' grabbing this future hotcake whilst available 👍 Maybes one day you'll approach Dad at a convention, a wee photo📸; a wee signed shirt ✒️ https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/384772519148 Terrific 😎 Link to comment
Dad Posted March 27 Author Share Posted March 27 47 minutes ago, Roberto said: How many you sold chief? Just one. Gave away a bunch but Link to comment
Roberto Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 Just now, Dad said: Just one. Gave away a bunch but Fair play Dad. Link to comment
Dad Posted March 27 Author Share Posted March 27 When @The Buzzard posted that picture o' the one I sent him - made it all worth it 😭 @cheesepipes picture o' the broken mug 😭 Great times ❤️ Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 1 hour ago, Dad said: Just one. Gave away a bunch but I know who made the purchase. A prominent hatter. 1 Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 There's a Dads weekly treble cup getting hot beverage drank out of it every morning with the African sunrise. A quality bit of gear. 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted March 27 Author Share Posted March 27 7 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: There's a Dads weekly treble cup getting hot beverage drank out of it every morning with the African sunrise. A quality bit of gear. 😭 Link to comment
Dad Posted March 27 Author Share Posted March 27 13 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: I know who made the purchase. A prominent hatter. A top, top cunt 👍 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 There will be a DWT shirt being worn around town - I left it at the charity shop in Rosemount IIRC. Never made the 30kg limit 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted March 28 Author Share Posted March 28 27 minutes ago, Poodler said: There will be a DWT shirt being worn around town - I left it at the charity shop in Rosemount IIRC. Never made the 30kg limit As long as it's out there being enjoyed ✌️ Link to comment
Dad Posted March 28 Author Share Posted March 28 Another sale there yesterday 😭😭 Sorry for the delay in responding to the sale there son... Will leap on it as soon as work is done (the Dad Gmail inbox is a smidge tumbleweedy haha - ah no) ❤️ Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 On 3/28/2024 at 8:26 PM, Poodler said: There will be a DWT shirt being worn around town - I left it at the charity shop in Rosemount IIRC. Never made the 30kg limit You know your life has hit rock bottom when you’re living in a cardboard box wearing a DWT t-shirt Link to comment
Dad Posted March 31 Author Share Posted March 31 The T-Shirt a bright spark in an otherwise dark existence ^ Infuse your life with that very bright spark - a real conversation starter. Manys a cunt approach Dad asking, 'Dads Weekly Treble... what the fuck is that?' https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/384772519148 Terrific 😎 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 Here pater, eh will take one off your hands if you do free postage to Oz Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 Along with mates rates. Not paying $21 for that shit. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 Oh and it needs to be in blue. Eh don’t like red. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 With customer service like that, it’s no wonder you’ve only one sale. Do better. Link to comment
Dad Posted March 31 Author Share Posted March 31 5 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: With customer service like that, it’s no wonder you’ve only one sale. Do better. Two sales actually cunto - 'n' my customer service is exemplary outside of you, Doompits 🖕 Link to comment
Dad Posted March 31 Author Share Posted March 31 57 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Liar. The eBays says 1 Last sale afore the one just there, was 2021. Probably reset itself, given the huge gap between action. Ah no. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 22 minutes ago, Dad said: Last sale afore the one just there, was 2021. Probably reset itself, given the huge gap between action. Ah no. I'm gonna go buy one. 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted March 31 Author Share Posted March 31 45 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: I'm gonna go buy one. A great choice 👍 Link to comment
Coutts03 Posted April 8 Share Posted April 8 On 3/28/2024 at 12:56 PM, Dad said: Another sale there yesterday 😭😭 Sorry for the delay in responding to the sale there son... Will leap on it as soon as work is done (the Dad Gmail inbox is a smidge tumbleweedy haha - ah no) ❤️ Quality piece of merch Dad and no mistake. Many thanks 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted April 8 Author Share Posted April 8 26 minutes ago, Coutts03 said: Quality piece of merch Dad and no mistake. Many thanks You the man son 👍 A top, top hombre ^ 😎 Link to comment
Dad Posted April 13 Author Share Posted April 13 So here it is - the one that ties all the other pish toge'er in one big beautiful loving hug: IT'S DWT200 - THE DOUBLE DWT DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds FALKIRK 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 hamilton 🟢🟡🟢🟢🟢 15:00 GMT 23/20 BRISTOL CITY 🟢🟡🟢🟢🔴 huddersfield 🔴🟢🟡🔴🟡 15:00 GMT 13/10 WEST BROM 🟢🟡🟡🟡🟢 sunderland 🟡🟡🔴🟢🟡 15:00 GMT 3/4 PORTSMOUTH🟢🟡🟢🟢🟢 bolton wanderers 🟢🟢🟡🔴🟢 15:00 GMT 2/1 CHARLTON 🟡🟢🟡🟡🟡 cambridge united 🔴🟢🟢🔴🔴 15:00 GMT 11/8 CREWE 🟢🟡🔴🟡🟡 grimsby town 🔴🟢🟡🔴🔴 15:00 GMT 7/5 146.98/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎 DWT200 - The Multiples MULTIPLE TEAM A TEAM B TEAM C TEAM D TEAM E Odds 5-FOLD1 FALKIRK BRISTOL CITY WEST BROM PORTSMOUTH CHARLTON 60.66/1 5-FOLD2 FALKIRK BRISTOL CITY WEST BROM PORTSMOUTH CREWE 53.52/1 5-FOLD3 FALKIRK BRISTOL CITY WEST BROM CHARLTON CREWE 42.16/1/1 5-FOLD4 FALKIRK BRISTOL CITY PORTSMOUTH CHARLTON CREWE 72.99/1 5-FOLD5 FALKIRK WEST BROM PORTSMOUTH CHARLTON CREWE 55.3/1 5-FOLD6 BRISTOL CITY WEST BROM PORTSMOUTH CHARLTON CREWE 59.22/1 :-: :-: :-: :-: :-: :-: :-: 4-FOLD1 FALKIRK BRISTOL CITY WEST BROM PORTSMOUTH - 24.96/1 4-FOLD2 FALKIRK BRISTOL CITY WEST BROM CHARLTON - 19.55/1 4-FOLD3 FALKIRK BRISTOL CITY WEST BROM CREWE - 17.17/1 4-FOLD4 FALKIRK BRISTOL CITY PORTSMOUTH CHARLTON - 34.23/1 4-FOLD5 FALKIRK BRISTOL CITY PORTSMOUTH CREWE - 30.15/1 4-FOLD6 FALKIRK BRISTOL CITY CHARLTON CREWE - 23.66/1 4-FOLD7 FALKIRK WEST BROM PORTSMOUTH CHARLTON - 25.81/1 4-FOLD8 FALKIRK WEST BROM PORTSMOUTH CREWE - 22.70/1 4-FOLD9 FALKIRK WEST BROM CHARLTON CREWE - 17.77/1 4-FOLD10 FALKIRK PORTSMOUTH CHARLTON CREWE - 31.17/1 4-FOLD11 BRISTOL CITY WEST BROM PORTSMOUTH CHARLTON - 27.68/1 4-FOLD12 BRISTOL CITY WEST BROM PORTSMOUTH CREWE - 24.36/1 4-FOLD13 BRISTOL CITY WEST BROM CHARLTON CREWE - 19.07/1 4-FOLD14 BRISTOL CITY PORTSMOUTH CHARLTON CREWE - 33.41/1 4-FOLD15 WEST BROM PORTSMOUTH CHARLTON CREWE - 25.18/1 :-: :-: :-: :-: :-: :-: :-: TREBLE1 FALKIRK BRISTOL CITY WEST BROM - - 7.65/1 TREBLE2 FALKIRK BRISTOL CITY PORTSMOUTH - - 13.83/1 TREBLE3 FALKIRK BRISTOL CITY CHARLTON - - 10.74/1 TREBLE4 FALKIRK BRISTOL CITY CREWE - - 9.38/1 TREBLE5 FALKIRK WEST BROM PORTSMOUTH - - 10.29/1 TREBLE6 FALKIRK WEST BROM CHARLTON - - 7.94/1 TREBLE7 FALKIRK WEST BROM CREWE - - 6.90/1 TREBLE8 FALKIRK PORTSMOUTH CHARLTON - - 14.32/1 TREBLE9 FALKIRK PORTSMOUTH CREWE - - 12.54/1 TREBLE10 FALKIRK CHARLTON CREWE - - 9.72/1 TREBLE11 BRISTOL CITY WEST BROM PORTSMOUTH - - 11.07/1 TREBLE12 BRISTOL CITY WEST BROM CHARLTON - - 8.56/1 TREBLE13 BRISTOL CITY WEST BROM CREWE - - 7.45/1 TREBLE14 BRISTOL CITY PORTSMOUTH CHARLTON - - 15.39/1 TREBLE15 BRISTOL CITY PORTSMOUTH CREWE - - 13.49/1 TREBLE16 BRISTOL CITY CHARLTON CREWE - - 10.47/1 TREBLE17 WEST BROM PORTSMOUTH CHARLTON - - 11.47/1 TREBLE18 WEST BROM PORTSMOUTH CREWE - - 10.03/1 TREBLE19 WEST BROM CHARLTON CREWE - - 7.73/1 TREBLE20 PORTSMOUTH CHARLTON CREWE - - 13.96/1 :-: :-: :-: :-: :-: :-: :-: DOUBLE1 FALKIRK BRISTOL CITY - - - 18/5 DOUBLE2 FALKIRK WEST BROM - - - 13/5 DOUBLE3 FALKIRK PORTSMOUTH - - - 5/1 DOUBLE4 FALKIRK CHARLTON - - - 18/5 DOUBLE5 FALKIRK CREWE - - - 16/5 DOUBLE6 BRISTOL CITY WEST BROM - - - 3.14/1 DOUBLE7 BRISTOL CITY PORTSMOUTH - - - 5.8/1 DOUBLE8 BRISTOL CITY CHARLTON - - - 4.29/1 DOUBLE9 BRISTOL CITY CREWE - - - 3.83/1 DOUBLE10 WEST BROM PORTSMOUTH - - - 4.4/1 DOUBLE11 WEST BROM CHARLTON - - - 3.14/1 DOUBLE12 WEST BROM CREWE - - - 2.78/1 DOUBLE13 PORTSMOUTH CHARLTON - - - 5.9/1 DOUBLE14 PORTSMOUTH CREWE - - - 5.3/1 DOUBLE15 CHARLTON CREWE - - - 3.83/1 THE REASONINGS FALKIRK begin this, this... Colossus - this... Mammoth 🦣 🙌. Dad Decided: Top, Top Cunts Only - 'n' in Falkirk, you've essentially a rock that cannae be budged... no by any cunt 🤘. Still unbeaten in league action this season - which on its own is summat well worthy o' protection... 'n' nowt says determination like beating the nearest cunts on their own shitey dump 🏆. Sure sure - accies no exactly off-form... 5 wins 'n' 2 draws o'er the last 7... but fallen to defeat to our heroes last couple times out - they dinnae have the answers. Good 😎 BRISTOL CITY up next - really showing massive signs o' improvement under Liam Manning these days... 3 wins 'n' a draw with 4 clean sheets coming into the day - the system fucking works 👍. At home as well sure - t'will be 4 wins on the trot, should they o'ercome a big pile o' steamy shite in huddersfield. 'Oh we've turned the corner!' they were saying... then back in their place they were shoved wi' a 4-1 cunting away to Preston. They'll no have the tools to o'ercome Bristol C - no fucking way ⛔ WEST BROM included this week... a rarity given they usually return a price barely worth the bother. Still odds-on this week sure... but given the cover o' 5 other selections - the lack of price lessens in importance ✌️. Tis a fucking top price given the opposition tbf - at home facing current league fuckwits sunderland... more a case o' how many they'll be up by at half-time should expectancy be met. Dad'll say 2 - thanks in advance for the Cash Out opportunities West Brom 👊 PORTSMOUTH back in... yous know Dad - Portsmouth'll be one o' the ones checked straight away for viability. So as yous can imagine - at 2 to fucking 1, it wasnae up for discussion - to fuck wi' who they're playing. Away to bolton willnae be easy... but Pompey are at a different level to any other League 1 cunts; these kinds of outings are designed to clarify these credentials. Last time Dad picked Portsmouth away to another top cunt (Peterborough), folks furrowed their brows... they went out 'n' won anyway. S'What they do 🫶 CHARLTON are here - Dad famously called the probability for immediate improvement under Nate Jones right from the off. Wheels spun for a couple - but after that; defeat-less 😎. Sure sure - a good few draws; but some top calibre cunts they've been squaring off wi' o' late; the testicular fortitude hath been proven without any doubts 🤘. A trip away the day - which means a ravenous travelling support, keen to put the boot into a bunch of toffee-nosed fucks, who've attempted convincing us they arenae actually complete shite a couple times in recent outings. Good for them - still blood pumping through the veins - but tis more than the presence of blood you'll need to topple Charlton; 'n' they havenae fucking got it. The perils of relegation battles t'will be for yous 👋 CREWE slide into position 6 for this Double-DWT Affair... a strange ol' time they've been having - reflected v, v much in the price. S'only grimsby for the love o' fuck... so Dad was wi' high brows when the 7/5 was eyeballed. Just 1 win in 8, afore they finally added another away to Morecambe last time out... wheels had fallen right off the fucking wagon. But on closer inspection, just 1 loss in 5 - no exactly sack the gaffer stuff... just those pesky jitters that come wi' promotion challenges. They entertain a grimsby team who have just 1 win in 6 themselves... no to mention a disgusting 7 game winless streak on the road. Sleeves rolled up time - back to chasing dreams the day Crewe son 💪 That's the sleeves rolled up: Dad's Here to report action as it fucking unfolds... it's going to be fucking dramatic & fucking emotional hahaha YES 🙌🙌 I Love Yous 🫶 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 What the actual fuck is that ^^^ do you use a mobile to read the hat, Dad? The above is not mobile friendly. will stick a blue lady on this since it’s the biggy but I’m concerned that you’ve doubled it. Chances were poor enough prior Link to comment
Ten Caat Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 Ok I'll give it a couple of quid given the long odds. 1 Link to comment
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