Dad Posted October 26, 2024 Author Share Posted October 26, 2024 4 minutes ago, Coutts03 said: Well in faither. Dons on to make four fold, happy days Fucking terrific 🙌🥂 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted November 1, 2024 Author Share Posted November 1, 2024 DWT229: Riding a Wave Reaching the Highest of Heights... Dons, DWT... Dad 🥹🙌😭(5th November 2024) Testing testing; check one two – DWT is live once again on Reddit! Terrific, terrific stuff Welcome back hombres ✌️ Some Weekend this is shaping up to be by fuck: Dons in action off the back of a fucking terrific - and by fuck does Dad mean terrific - set of results in the run-up... beating the hun bastards there on Wednesday hath put Dad in as positive a place as one could possibly imagine - absolute pure form Halcyon Days... out-fucking-standing 🙌 And aye ok - stay humble - Dad Knows better than most... being humble is the cornerstone of any good time - respect where due etc etc... all the shit that adds up to 'Wowee - we fucking did it 🙌😭'. A sentiment ringing out routinely from Pittodrie of course - Mr. Thelin preaching that shit beautifully ❤️ So aye - humble one shalt remain. But for sure: the heat of the moment is summat one must - and fucking will - revel in. No cunt can tell Dad that these moments dinnae have to be grabbing by the plums with a vigour appreciative of the rarity it arrives. This is a different time from any afore it, since well - then. The very fact we have that to drudge up is amazing enough in itself... to potentially have summat that rivals it - mouthwatering 🤤 So it's DWT on the menu first off... Dad's Confident 😎. This time, 2IAR'll happen. Then: The Dons. I mean for the love of fuck - that is a day to savour. Makes Dad a wee bitty emotional truth be told. And here's a thing: Dad met Duncan Shearer the day... where the fuck did that come from 😭. A symbolic moment suggestive of joy around the corner? Dad Believes 🙌 Let's see what happens 🤘 DISCLAIMER: Dad is shit at this. As such, do not under any circumstances, take Dad's Advice seriously. By all means - show solidarity with a tiny fragment of your incomings if you are absolutely comfortable with doing so - but please be very aware, that Dad is in no position to provide owt other than polite thanks for the moral support. Other than that, alls there is, is a solid chance of disappointment. Ok - serious pish out the way - let's delve in to the fucking numbers 🙌 CONFIRMED DWT TOTAL FOR OCTOBER 2024 STANDS AT: £14.87 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL IN 2024 STANDS AT: -£344.25 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL OVERALL STANDS AT: -£1263.43 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL TOWARDS NEXT DOUBLE-DWT STANDS AT: £105.77 So without further ado, please allow Dad to unveil the next offering in this epic journey, one that finds itself nestled beautifully in amongst a big pile of delightful love: IT'S DWT229 🙌🙌 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds LIVINGSTON 🔴🟢🟢🟡🟡 queens park 🟢🔴🟡🟢🟢 15:00 GMT 5/6 MANCHESTER CITY 🟢🟢🟢🟡🟡 bournemouth 🟡🟢🔴🟢🔴 15:00 GMT 1/2 CHARLTON 🟡🟡🟡🟢🔴 southend 🟢🟡🟢🟢🔴 15:00 GMT 21/20 DWT ODDS: 4.64/1 DWT229 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A LIVINGSTON MANCHESTER CITY 7/4 B LIVINGSTON CHARLTON 2.76/1 C MANCHESTER CITY CHARLTON 2.08/1 LIVINGSTON Second best form in the division and unbeaten at home - off the page A great H2H record with fellow up near the top teams; they have the style that suits Havenae scored more than a goal in their last 4 matches have qp... easy moppings for a defences as absorbent as Livi's Dad Admits - last week maybes quite rightly draws query as to why Dad opted for Livingston... 3-0 to Dunfermline is hardly grin smugly-inducing stuff. But Dad's wise to the kinds of over-analysing that can occur when cunts take a walloping. Afore this pish, they were taking names and dishing out beatings - 4 points gained from Back-2-Back games with Falkirk and Ayr tells you plenty about the proper fibre we're dealing with here. Fine, qp are up there-ish - but the manners of their points earned, is far less impressive if you ask Dad; simple 🤚 MANCHESTER CITY The last unbeaten team in the EPL - which isnae surprising The EPL's Top Scorers as well sure... quelle surprise All games between these two - 16 in total dating back to 2015 - have ended in victory to Man C Dad's Done It - he's managed to shoehorn Man City into a Treble 🙌. Managed it with Arsenal a short time ago of course... then they lost 😭. Hey maybes Bournemouth are that good - but Dad doesnae believe it; the Arsenal victory is summat they'll treasure - no wonder... it's a big fucking deal. But no Man C as well - fuck that. Fair few whisperings about the injury list Pep is dealing with... still a pretty decent starting 11 despite it all and no fucking mistake 😎 CHARLTON Unbeaten in 4 are Charlton - those 4 being Birmingham, Stockport, Barnsley & fucking Wrexham Cup game and all sure sure... but 2 divisions of a difference'll be too much of a handicap assuming all cunts take their job seriously Home advantage they may have southend, but 3 of their last 4 have ended up in defeat - scary A tough set of fixtures it was this week, further amplified by pish like the cup robbing away options... if you cannae beat them join them ✌️. Into the cup Dad hath delved - and given Dad's Fondness for Charlton and their chance this term, the price lured one in and robbed one's heart ♥️. Risky - especially the cup... but here: Southend are bottom half non-league - they are shit. It'll be fine 👍 "Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost." Dad - July 4th, 2020. 2 Link to comment
Awayfromhomered Posted November 1, 2024 Share Posted November 1, 2024 That's the stuff! Win a few quid, while we smash the tims 👊 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted November 3, 2024 Author Share Posted November 3, 2024 6 minutes ago, BaaBaaRedSheep said: A shite week for all of us. I sometimes think if we deliberately tried to tip teams to lose, or not score goals in my case, we'd fail. But when we attempt to do the opposite we succeed. Fuck sake Bournemouth hadn't beaten Man City in 23 previous attempts. Pep out. When the only winner is the cup game, you know shit ain't going your way 🙁 Dundee/DWT Double Bonanza next week 🙌 Link to comment
Dad Posted November 3, 2024 Author Share Posted November 3, 2024 4 hours ago, BaaBaaRedSheep said: Pep out, Pop in. The new DWT slogan? 'Oh I've a lot of injuries ' - you've the Greatest striker in the universe up top you useless bastard 😑 Ach - out the system now; sure they'll win next week... Dad's here to help if they need it ✌️ Link to comment
Dad Posted November 8, 2024 Author Share Posted November 8, 2024 DWT230: A Skelp of Reality reacted to with a Fist Pump-Inducing Pocket Liner 👊💰(12th November 2024) Testing testing; check one two – DWT is live once again on Reddit! Terrific, terrific stuff Welcome back hombres ✌️ Well that was a week by fuck 🌪️ - everything suggestion of joy being had, decimated afore our very eyes: The Dons 😭. DWT 😭. Dad 😭. Fortunately, Dad's Over It 😎. The overall picture is delightful regardless... such magic is rare - fucking rare - and should thusly being enjoyed as such. For Dad - the sting was especially in the attending - those who made the trip down'll have felt that vicious pang of deflated expectance... we fucking believed as hard as we had in, ooft - a long, long cunt of a time 🤘. But ach, t'was familiar sure ✌️ Dad's hardened dealing techniques are likely much the same as manys a cunt: rue the missed Fuel of Wonder coursing through the fucking veins experience with a limited spell of droopy lipped-ness, afore jumping up hands slapped the gether anticipating the next reason to be belligerently joyous 🙌 Such is the keenness for horses being got back on, the price reflecteth thus... let's get ourselves properly thinking about 2IAR again, rather than getting overly giddy at DWT228 landing; should just be expected by now. Enough fucking about: Let's DWT the shit out this cunt 🤘 Let's see what happens 🤘 DISCLAIMER: Dad is shit at this. As such, do not under any circumstances, take Dad's Advice seriously. By all means - show solidarity with a tiny fragment of your incomings if you are absolutely comfortable with doing so - but please be very aware, that Dad is in no position to provide owt other than polite thanks for the moral support. Other than that, alls there is, is a solid chance of disappointment. Ok - serious pish out the way - let's delve in to the fucking numbers 🙌 CURRENT DWT TOTAL FOR NOVEMBER 2024 STANDS AT: -£20.00 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL IN 2024 STANDS AT: -£364.25 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL OVERALL STANDS AT: -£1283.43 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL TOWARDS NEXT DOUBLE-DWT STANDS AT: £85.77 So without further ado, please allow Dad to unveil the next offering in this epic journey, one that tightens the reigns a smidge on the speculation, opting instead for games where winning beats earning (at least comparatively): IT'S DWT230 🙌🙌 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds WREXHAM 🟡🟡🟢🟢🔴 mansfield 🟡🟢🔴🟢🟢 12:30 GMT 7/10 PETERBOROUGH 🔴🟢🔴🟡🟢 cambridge 🟢🟢🟢🔴🔴 15:00 GMT 4/6 AFC WIMBLEDON 🔴🟢🔴🟢🔴 grimsby 🔴🟢🔴🟢🔴 15:00 GMT 7/10 DWT ODDS: 3.82/1 DWT230 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A WREXHAM PETERBOROUGH 1.83/1 B WREXHAM AFC WIMBLEDON 1.89/1 C PETERBOROUGH AFC WIMBLEDON 1.83/1 WREXHAM One of only two teams unbeaten at home this season are Wrexham: 5 Wins, 1 Draw - Fortress-much The Second best rated team (as per Dad's Hombres over at FotMob ✌️): Just a hundredth behind Form-Mongers Wycombe... a good bit higher than the days opponents Amassed a nice wee shovelful of points have mansfield... against as classy an opponent as our hosts? No Dad'll Admit - a moment was taken afore deciding on a 12:30pm Kick-Off... but given the parameters, Dad Feels Confident 😎. Hitting top gear are the two above them sure... Brum - of course; Wycombe - maybes a bitty less so: either way - they need to keep being ace to maintain a challenge 🤘. Comes as a handy wee extra then that a victory the day will no only achieve that with aplomb, they'll dent the momentum of cunts sniffing about right behind them - a Double Grab 👊. Terrific 👍 PETERBOROUGH 13 Goals slammed home in their last 4 games (all competitions): Peterborough have sussed it A solid upper hand they hold over cambridge: Played 3, Won 3 most recently - 8 scored, 0 conceded during that spell Played 6 Away, Lost 5 for cambridge this term... hardly starts the bunghole dribbling with fear does it Now apparently settled after an indifferent start; more recently only Wycombe and Bolton have claimed their scalp (each on their own patch) 👩🦲. Kept themselves busy in Cup Games since the narrow defeat to Bolton - 8 goals tells you all you need to know about their intent ⚽. Indeed that flow saturated the last time they played at home in the league... 5 goals banged home on that occasion - the perfect tool against an increasingly stubborn cambridge defence. Well done fuckos - alas your run ends the day. With aplomb. AFC WIMBLEDON Perfect at home so far this season are the Dons: 5 Wins, 13 scored - near impenetrable these cunts Fresh off of beating rivals mk dons in the FA Cup they are as well... away by fuck - no cunt can tell Dad they havenae big shiny balls of steel Have kept themselves propped up with a nice set of wins have grimsby... but when they get beat, by fuck do they get beat: umpteen-goal humbles served out pretty regular thus far Narrow defeats away from home, against top cunts have fair tainted Wimbledon's record thus far... for Dad - a real solid case of deception in numbers. A tough division this season - no doubts there... but for sure, if there's cunts you'd fancy being up around it, Wimbledon are such cunts 👍. A mention made above regarding grimsbys capitulations: a -7 GD tells you all you need to fucking know. Expect comprehensive 😎 "Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost." Dad - July 4th, 2020. Link to comment
Dad Posted November 15, 2024 Author Share Posted November 15, 2024 DWT231: Dismissing the panic and Reassuring Hombres with Wondrous Selecting - that's what we're up to this week 👍 (19th November 2024) Testing testing; check one two – DWT is live once again on Reddit! Terrific, terrific stuff Welcome back hombres ✌️ A bit of gusto - that's the kind of pish we need flowing through this place the now, so Dad'll provide 😎. How quick shit turns; Dad's glanced for various lengths of time, at the pattern forming over these past several - and consistently fruitful overall one might add 🤚 - weeks. S'right there in B&W: things havenae been absolutely top-drawer really - and yet here we stand with a tidy sum in the hip pocket 🤷♂️ DWT is at last turning into summat properly representative of the Mantra uttered weekly down yonder 👇. S'taken much, much too long... all sensible cunts'll see the backbone of why - the speculative nature of pish to begin with afore blossoming into summat looking to take things to a new serious level. With that in mind, it's worth letting yourself give into to believing as one always had tbf... but actually having to say to oneself, 'Here - dinnae get carried away big guy ✌️'. That right there, is a terrific sign of how much prosperity has grown in such a short space of time; sure - we arenae commissioning art projects in order to flaunt one's wealth just yet - but we do at least have the option of being a smidge more relaxed about getting comfy with doing well 👍 Nowt over a hundred yet taken in a month - Dad Sees it, no denying the unspectacular nature of it. But by fuck the building block it provides, is properly summat to get a bitty giddy over, especially considering the hardships gone by. Dad Want's regualr shot's at IAR's... no just 2 or 3 - but 4, or even 5 😱 Let's see what happens 🤘 DISCLAIMER: Dad is shit at this. As such, do not under any circumstances, take Dad's Advice seriously. By all means - show solidarity with a tiny fragment of your incomings if you are absolutely comfortable with doing so - but please be very aware, that Dad is in no position to provide owt other than polite thanks for the moral support. Other than that, alls there is, is a solid chance of disappointment. Ok - serious pish out the way - let's delve in to the fucking numbers 🙌 CURRENT DWT TOTAL FOR NOVEMBER 2024 STANDS AT: -£25.84 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL IN 2024 STANDS AT: -£370.09 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL OVERALL STANDS AT: -£1289.27 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL TOWARDS NEXT DOUBLE-DWT STANDS AT: £79.93 So without further ado, please allow Dad to unveil the next offering in this epic journey, one that unashamedly basks in its role, that being to do what needs done and win simple for average return in order to highlight a path to much, much better: IT'S DWT231 🙌🙌 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds PETERHEAD 🟢🟢🟡🔴🟡 edinburgh city 🟢🟢🔴🟢🔴 15:00 GMT 1/2 BARNSLEY 🟢🟢🟡🟢🔴 cambridge 🔴🟢🟢🟢🔴 15:00 GMT 17/20 CHESTERFIELD 🔴🟢🟡🟢🟡 harrogate 🔴🔴🔴🟡🟢 15:00 GMT 7/10 DWT ODDS: 3.72/1 DWT231 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A PETERHEAD BARNSLEY 1.78/1 B PETERHEAD CHESTERFIELD 1.55/1 C BARNSLEY CHESTERFIELD 2.15/1 PETERHEAD Back-2-Back wins after pumping home 6 in the Cup - The 'Head are fucking back Just 3 (or so) short months ago these two met: 0-4 to Peterhead. Dad rests His fucking case Back-2-Back Wins for edinburgh as well mind - that being over the two cunts in second bottom and fucking bottom; whoop-de-fucking-do Oft Dad's Seen It: a team flies out the fucking box, then at some stage, they kind of become oddly shit here & there... Peterhead have had a spell sure - made you realise that maybes they werenae invincible. Dad Knew they werenae of course... just the collapse out of nowhere catches a cunt off-guard. Anyhow anyhow - all water under the bridge: goals raining in over their last 3 outings - expecting another barrage the day 👍 BARNSLEY 2-0 in each of their last 2 games - Barnsley have mastered the art of game MGMT 5 Wins on the road from 7 games have Barnsley - a ratio that suggests an easy time against today's fuds At their best they win 1-0... at their worst, they lose 6-1. That happened just a wee minute ago haha - arseholes 3 Wins and a Draw from their last 4 meaning they sit pretty fucking terrifically considering they've a couple games against bottom half pish 😎. That vacation begins the day sure; useless bastards personified cambridge host our heroes, having just shipped 6 to Peterborough there last time out. Doesnae bode well against cunts who've scored in their last 6 outings ⚽ CHESTERFIELD Just 1 defeat from their last 11 - penetration isnae summat that bothers them much A +10 GD; the joint-second most potent team in the division 3 defeats in their last 3 have harrogate - including to fellow pish morecambe last time out. At home. Lol A few cunts shitting themselves after last week... a 0-3 cunting'll do that sure. But ach - the odds pre-kick off've told most: a freak occurrence. Near 80% possession for Chesterfield - Man City-level dominance. But a mistake here n there... shit happens. Generally, they've been unshakeable. And here on the road - Dad Sees It... but maybes that's what they need - a wee trip away from it all, relax a bitty 💆 "Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost." Dad - July 4th, 2020. Link to comment
Dad Posted November 15, 2024 Author Share Posted November 15, 2024 23 minutes ago, BaaBaaRedSheep said: As always looks good on paper faither. 🤞for a routine profit min. Dad's certainly excited for it son 👍 Link to comment
Dad Posted November 22, 2024 Author Share Posted November 22, 2024 DWT232: Enough is enough - today is the fucking day... honest 🤚 (23rd November 2024) Testing testing; check one two – DWT is live once again on Reddit! Terrific, terrific stuff Welcome back hombres ✌️ A spell of absolute shite to arrest - Dad is obviously well aware 🤚. As such - extra special care & attention has been taken to identify the absolute best possible combination of obvious winners coupled with wondrous value. Ok sure - how oft has one believed such musings afore everything turns to bollocks? A good bitty too many, that's for fucking sure 🤮. A glance back over the preceding 8 outings... a Winner amongst them sure: but 5 (count them) FIVE fucking Whitewashes 😭 - that is, without any doubt - a fucking shambles. Pretty upsetting for sure - especially after intrigue was piqued over yon spell of magnificence... difficult to pinpoint just why such catastrophic collapse has occurred. Some may yell pish about shit selections - but to fuck with that: all of them, extremely justifiable on paper... just footy is going through a spell the now where crazy shit is happening (see Man C & Arsenal - what the flying fuck is going on 🤷). Dad's is relatively relaxed tbf... a certainty etched in one's mind that one of these weeks, shit'll change and stay changed for the most part. Dad's under no illusions that the current muck is merely a blip on the huge tapestry that is DWT. Chuck enough time and effort at summat, eventually the shit'll stick. Week 1 of sticky shite be this very one 👍 Let's see what happens 🤘 DISCLAIMER: Dad is shit at this. As such, do not under any circumstances, take Dad's Advice seriously. By all means - show solidarity with a tiny fragment of your incomings if you are absolutely comfortable with doing so - but please be very aware, that Dad is in no position to provide owt other than polite thanks for the moral support. Other than that, alls there is, is a solid chance of disappointment. Ok - serious pish out the way - let's delve in to the fucking numbers 🙌 CURRENT DWT TOTAL FOR NOVEMBER 2024 STANDS AT: -£45.84 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL IN 2024 STANDS AT: -£390.09 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL OVERALL STANDS AT: -£1309.27 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL TOWARDS NEXT DOUBLE-DWT STANDS AT: £59.93 So without further ado, please allow Dad to unveil the next offering in this epic journey, one that stays true to the mantras mumbled, believing wholeheartedly that magic isnae too far off: IT'S DWT232 🙌🙌 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds ASTON VILLA 🔴🔴🟡🟢🟡 crystal palace 🔴🟡🟢🔴🔴 15:00 GMT 4/7 BARNSLEY 🟡🟢🟢🟡🟢 wigan 🔴🟡🔴🔴🟡 15:00 GMT 10/11 PETERBOROUGH 🟢🔴🟢🔴🟡 reading 🟡🔴🟢🟢🟢 15:00 GMT 1/1 DWT ODDS: 5/1 DWT232 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A ASTON VILLA BARNSLEY 2/1 B ASTON VILLA PETERBOROUGH 2.14/1 C BARNSLEY PETERBOROUGH 2.82/1 ASTON VILLA The Veil of Struggle Villa currently sports is handy in a way... suddenly, a price way too generous is offered Fell to defeat last time out against Liverpool - but many, many things notable in their efforts tells Dad shit is due to change for the much better A win over Kings of Inconsistency, Spurs may have had cunts believing shit was on the up for palace... then they lost at home to Fulham. They are SHIT Seems a pretty logical one this: a top team who havenae won for a good bitty too long... hombres are due 🤌. No to mention the foes faced during this barren spell - faced top, top cunts. So given it's at home, against a pile of shit - Dad's v comfy indeed 😎 BARNSLEY Five unbeaten in the league are Barnsley - getting the hang of winning much the time good and early A couple of probable gimmes including the days outing afore back-2-back games with Wrexham & Brum... keen as fuck they'll be to win terrifically Conversely - wigan havenae won in 5: looks to Dad like Shaun is heading for the exit door. Useless cunt Part of last week's travesty... so yous are possibly a bitty surprised to see them back. But here - Dad took in that game they drew last Sat'day - should've won. So it's without hesitation Dad accepts the price given and expects routine shit to occur: a comprehensive win to fuck all for our guys 👊 PETERBOROUGH Goals flying in for Peterborough - an addition to most cunts coupon this week based on how obviously shit hot they currently are A 5-1, a 2-4, a 4-1 & a fucking 6-1 in amongst their last 5 games in all comps - tough to see anyone figuring them out anytime soon... certainly no on their own patch Whilst they've a nice wee record at home this season reading, on the road, they are fucking useless: a -9 GD tells Dad Peterborough will fucking destroy them Played 5 repping DWT to date in League 1... Won 5 repping DWT to date in League 1 😎. Every choice to select them comes at the risk of ruining that run - but Dad isnae worried. The 3rd of the 3 at home - Dad's taking advantage of that solid upper hand in every encounter this week 👍. Chuck on top the goalscoring exploits of Peterborough the now - a fucking no-brainer 🤯 "Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost." Dad - July 4th, 2020. Link to comment
Awayfromhomered Posted November 23, 2024 Share Posted November 23, 2024 Missed it today, good luck! 🤞 Link to comment
Dad Posted November 23, 2024 Author Share Posted November 23, 2024 1 hour ago, Awayfromhomered said: Missed it today, good luck! 🤞 Lucky you 🤮 A pile of fucking SHIT Link to comment
Awayfromhomered Posted November 23, 2024 Share Posted November 23, 2024 4 minutes ago, Dad said: Lucky you 🤮 A pile of fucking SHIT Next week! Onwards & upwards old boy 💪 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted November 23, 2024 Author Share Posted November 23, 2024 1 hour ago, Awayfromhomered said: Next week! Onwards & upwards old boy 💪 Always son haha 👍 1 hour ago, BaaBaaRedSheep said: Not to be auld yin..... I tell you son - Dad was glancing back at the last several: some quite remarkable consistency with 'upsets'... These cunts shouldnae be losing , let alone with such frequency 🙁 Football is a funny old game, as some fat guff cunt said a bunch 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted November 24, 2024 Author Share Posted November 24, 2024 13 minutes ago, BaaBaaRedSheep said: Just a wee thought auld yin. I was fortunate with 2 over 2.5 goals matches at Lincoln and Ross County yesterday where the feckin bookies priced same at 6/5 and 13/10 respectively. In other words the arseholes aren't so great at pricing up said options. Plus a goals bet is open for the whole match. Peterborough scored in the 96th minute and Motherwell did likewise in the 83rd minute to win my weekend coupon. Food for thought old man. Here for sure son - would certainly stick summat on separately... But always always - DWT is 3 winners - that's how it must be owing to my petty determination to make it work as is. It'll happen - next week 👍 Link to comment
Dad Posted November 29, 2024 Author Share Posted November 29, 2024 DWT233: October Rescued at the final hurdle... a repeat the day, Dad's Partying 72h Straight 🎆 (30th November 2024) Testing testing; check one two – DWT is live once again on Reddit! Terrific, terrific stuff Welcome back hombres ✌️ A good few weeks of the same sort of shite spoken in these stanza's that's been now sure - gets to a fucking stage where an awkwardness becomes shirt collar-pullingly cringeworthy if truth be fucking told 🤵. Dad's kept the pencil sharp - no doubts there... and for the sacrifice offered price-wise, no much good has come of it - barely a Double in sight 🔭 And here's us now sure - amidst a weekend fucked fixtures-wise, owing to the bullshit cup bollocks 😠. Dad's using the havoc positively but; a wee plunge taken, rather than the rather dull 'safe on paper' approach of recency. Odd's more akin to that of yesteryear 👴. Imagine that sure... the wide cunt was the one that brought in back round - fucking terrific ❤️ All good sure - but yous are probably asking by now, 'Here... it's only fucking Thursday - why the early publication?' Dad's celebrating a rather special milestone this week sure... requires a bitty more care & attention than the usual ✌️. May very well upset the way of things over the entirety of the weekend sure - so please, dinnae worry: Dad's Ok 👍 Let's see what happens 🤘 DISCLAIMER: Dad is shit at this. As such, do not under any circumstances, take Dad's Advice seriously. By all means - show solidarity with a tiny fragment of your incomings if you are absolutely comfortable with doing so - but please be very aware, that Dad is in no position to provide owt other than polite thanks for the moral support. Other than that, alls there is, is a solid chance of disappointment. Ok - serious pish out the way - let's delve in to the fucking numbers 🙌 CURRENT DWT TOTAL FOR NOVEMBER 2024 STANDS AT: -£65.84 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL IN 2024 STANDS AT: -£410.09 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL OVERALL STANDS AT: -£1329.27 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL TOWARDS NEXT DOUBLE-DWT STANDS AT: £39.93 So without further ado, please allow Dad to unveil the next offering in this epic journey, one that takes a chance on the crazy dice rolling just one more fucking time, but this time, FOR Dad, no fucking AGAINST him: IT'S DWT233 🙌🙌 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds KILMARNOCK 🔴🔴🔴🟢🔴 dundee 🟢🔴🟢🔴🔴 15:00 GMT 1/1 MILLWALL 🟡🟡🟢🟢🟢 oxford 🔴🔴🔴🟢🔴 12:30 GMT 5/4 FLEETWOOD 🟢🟡🟡🔴🔴 colchester 🟢🟡🟡🔴🟡 12:30 GMT 19/20 DWT ODDS: 7.78/1 DWT233 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A KILMARNOCK MILLWALL 7/2 B KILMARNOCK FLEETWOOD 2.9/1 C MILLWALL FLEETWOOD 3.39/1 KILMARNOCK A pair of 3-2 wins shared between these two last couple - it's Killie's turn in the rotation 4 Defeats in the last five; all away except one at home vs Celtic - no drama here Just 1 away win for dundee thus far - generally, they shite it Stats a bit patchy for this one... Dad's Going Gut here to be frank ✌️. I like that dundee won convincingly last time - gives the price that extra bit of peppery flavour, which is perfect for our situation: hoping for the fucking best 🤘 MILLWALL 8 unbeaten now are Millwall - THE form team in the fucking league A wee nudge maybes to the lack of goals... but for fucking sure, if that's a buck they're looking to trend, no better that oxford, the useless arseholes 3 losses shipping 10 goals for oxford - 6 in one game lol - fodder The Obvious Cunt of the pack - stats-wise, no many better options than Millwall. A game in hand over every cunt above them - win that, they're potentially 6th 😱. Quite remarkable given the sludge they were obviously stuck in out the blocks. Routine stuff the day - a win to nil: yous watch 👀 FLEETWOOD Manys a game in hand have Fleetwood - a sleeping giant hidden by their seemingly shit league position Unbeaten in their last 3 - terrific sustenance given the fullness of their calendar recently No fixtures between these two since 2016 - that's owing to Fleetwood generally being a shit ton better and higher up than fuckwits like colchester Finally their cup adventures (plural) ended there in recent weeks... has meant Fleetwood have been very busy this season - and a fucking terrific job done as well sure 👏. Room aplenty now available to them to close the gap to cunts above: 2 or 3 games in hand depending on the cunts being compared to. No a bother on their own patch especially - expecting a comfy early destruction of colchester. "Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost." Dad - July 4th, 2020. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 29, 2024 Share Posted November 29, 2024 What’s the special milestone? Being taken off the register? Link to comment
Dad Posted November 29, 2024 Author Share Posted November 29, 2024 8 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said: What’s the special milestone? Being taken off the register? Oh here he is, sucking up to Dad because he's getting kicked out of Oz Fuck you cunt Link to comment
Dad Posted November 30, 2024 Author Share Posted November 30, 2024 9 hours ago, BaaBaaRedSheep said: When I am not so sure about DWT you win. I am not confident about yer selections, so you'll be successful 🤞. I fucking hope so son; dark times it's been 😑 This week it's happening 👍 Link to comment
Dad Posted December 1, 2024 Author Share Posted December 1, 2024 4 hours ago, BaaBaaRedSheep said: A pish weekend all round, so far. Hopefully JT secures a victory this afternoon, and maintains last place for the Watery Farts. (As long as Spaceship Heed disnae score.) Clobbered again son... It'll surely settle down hopefully 👍 Link to comment
Dad Posted December 6, 2024 Author Share Posted December 6, 2024 DWT234: A New Month - a New Hope... The Most Obvious Put Forth to Do Obvious Stuff 🏆 (7th December 2024) Testing testing; check one two – DWT is live once again on Reddit! Terrific, terrific stuff Welcome back hombres ✌️ Nervousness: a task it hath been, holding back the demons... Dad'd've never have though so much rot could have gone on for so fucking long 😠. Yet here we fucking are - the run of profit-making months halted in devastating fashion. By, one might add - the very month that tops the charts in overall most lucrative month - couldnae make the cunt up 🤷 Anyhow anyhow - real signs there through the week, that the craziness may be slowing down a good bitty... the upstarts getting a bitty withered fitness-wise... injuries plighting progress etc etc - tis a time when those with the bulgiest squads start putting runs together - as we might well expect the too ✋ So Dad's made sure to stick with what seems most obvious - aided plentifully by way more generous prices than normal, thanks to the craziness itself. There's it see - better prices, losses recouped quicker - all ironed out nicely probably 👍 Let's see what happens 🤘 DISCLAIMER: Dad is shit at this. As such, do not under any circumstances, take Dad's Advice seriously. By all means - show solidarity with a tiny fragment of your incomings if you are absolutely comfortable with doing so - but please be very aware, that Dad is in no position to provide owt other than polite thanks for the moral support. Other than that, alls there is, is a solid chance of disappointment. Ok - serious pish out the way - let's delve in to the fucking numbers 🙌 CONFIRMED DWT TOTAL FOR NOVEMBER 2024 STANDS AT: -£85.84 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL IN 2024 STANDS AT: -£430.09 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL OVERALL STANDS AT: -£1349.27 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL TOWARDS NEXT DOUBLE-DWT STANDS AT: £19.93 So without further ado, please allow Dad to unveil the next offering in this epic journey, one that goes obvious as we all know, even when the stats suggest 'ropey as fuck': IT'S DWT234 🙌🙌 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds ASTON VILLA 🟢🔴🟡🔴🔴 southampton 🔴🟡🔴🔴🟢 15:00 GMT 2/5 MANCHESTER CITY 🟢🔴🔴🔴🔴 crystal palace 🟢🟡🟡🔴🟡 15:00 GMT 4/7 MANCHESTER UNITED 🔴🟢🟡🟢🟡 nottingham forest 🔴🟢🔴🔴🟢 17:30 GMT 8/13 DWT ODDS: 2.55/1 DWT234 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A ASTON VILLA MANCHESTER CITY 6/5 B ASTON VILLA MANCHESTER UNITED 1.26/1 C MANCHESTER CITY MANCHESTER UNITED 1.54/1 ASTON VILLA Convincing, as we trust them to be last time out... the rot hath been eked out The wait as well for Ollie to get his arse in gear appears over thank fuck: 9/10 performance there through the week Southampton are as shit as it gets - routine action'll be on show here the day So you see the format: wringing the last wee bitty goodness out the Towel of Crept-in-Doubt... Aston Villa are fine again - we all smugly'll agree to that in the main - owt other than a convincing win over the shittest team in the league'd be a fucking surprise. 'Plenty of them we've been having Dad'; yeahyeahyeah - that shit be OVER ✋. Cunts convince themselves that every teams going to have to get used to dropping points with far greater frequency - here it's tough to compete with loss-less-ness; shit'll drop. Liverpool are managing but. Villa'll win most the time again 👍 MANCHESTER CITY Aye - see above... amazing cunts with just enough of a blip to suggest the magic is over - but it isnae - ooo that's a nice price says Dad De Bruyne's Back btw - nuff fucking said Just 1 defeat in 5 have palace - aye just 1 win in 5 as well - who gives a fuck Rinse Repeat... tis the mantra of this week’s Treble: Come Out Fighting (M-an C... M-an U... A-ston Villa: MMA 🥷. Tis especially true of these two just revealed - ridiculous runs of form based on the top cunts they were afore... recently and beyond for fucking ages. Zact same: Man C were forgetting how - now they dinnae. S'fine. Sorry palace - yous are getting fucked right up 🥊 MANCHESTER UNITED Amorim in the room - and the smell is a good bitty nicer: Sweet Victories a-fucking-plenty 18 goals in their last 6 home affairs: free-flowing dominance expected again here 3 defeats from their last 4 have Forest... struggle is real all a sudden: funny that Dad's giving the new cunt plenty chance to impress - got stung admittedly by the Ipswich draw and Arsenal defeat, but the confidence is very strong regardless - especially at home for the love of fuck 😏. Forest have done magnificently - Dad would never deny such obviousness... but ach they're fodder here at best. A doing they'll get. "Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost." Dad - July 4th, 2020. Link to comment
Pedge Posted December 6, 2024 Share Posted December 6, 2024 Looks like a rollercoaster dad. Are you good with the bookies? 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted December 6, 2024 Author Share Posted December 6, 2024 30 minutes ago, Pedge said: Looks like a rollercoaster dad. Are you good with the bookies? A bit shit son tbf - but working hard to mend ways ✌️ Link to comment
Pedge Posted December 6, 2024 Share Posted December 6, 2024 2 minutes ago, Dad said: A bit shit son tbf - but working hard to mend ways ✌️ Stick it to the man 😎. 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted December 6, 2024 Author Share Posted December 6, 2024 2 hours ago, Pedge said: Stick it to the man 😎. A solid bastard this week if you ask me son 👍 Was doing ace before the massive cunt that was November - back on track this month 😎 Link to comment
Dynamo Posted December 7, 2024 Share Posted December 7, 2024 20 minutes ago, BaaBaaRedSheep said: untrustworthy wankers. Man United. Link to comment
Dad Posted December 7, 2024 Author Share Posted December 7, 2024 9 hours ago, BaaBaaRedSheep said: That's better min. No lower league, untrustworthy wankers. November gone, December has promise. Man City are properly fucking broken 💔 Should have won tb fucking f Link to comment
Dad Posted December 10, 2024 Author Share Posted December 10, 2024 10 hours ago, BaaBaaRedSheep said: I'm off to clean my crystal ball, I really thought that you were on to a winner. Fuck me we all are due a break. At least a Double... Ach 😞 Dad's pinning hopes on shit settling down; the obvious cunts will do their obvious shit eventually probably 👍 Link to comment
Dad Posted December 13, 2024 Author Share Posted December 13, 2024 DWT235: A wee Birdy Told Dad this'd be the one 🐤 (14th December 2024) Testing testing; check one two – DWT is live once again on Reddit! Terrific, terrific stuff Welcome back hombres ✌️ Surrendered oneself Dad has... just a shit time. No much any cunt can do in such circumstances - you go obvious - super-obvious at times - no bananas 🤷. Focus shifts directly to it when this deep... the doubts and dismay. Just got to try and ignore the misery and focus on the opportunity to reclaim delight. Dad Feels, this one is that very cunt 😎 Been a bit of a strange week for Dad this one... really quite intense happenings, that make one take stock and really let the brevity of it all wash through thoroughly. Empathy is a valuable commodity... especially those on the receiving end of such things. A tough emotion to act out in all honesty; making oneself trustworthy enough to be able to do that that assists in some way. Good faith is summat that seems to have lost it's lustre somewhat... but for Dad - it's a terrific thing to be in possession of. That unspoken knowing that a hombre'll do the good shit without question. S'rare - too rare by fuck - someone just being a top cunt for nowt else than being a top cunt. Fuel for good living ⛽ Let's see what happens 🤘 DISCLAIMER: Dad is shit at this. As such, do not under any circumstances, take Dad's Advice seriously. By all means - show solidarity with a tiny fragment of your incomings if you are absolutely comfortable with doing so - but please be very aware, that Dad is in no position to provide owt other than polite thanks for the moral support. Other than that, alls there is, is a solid chance of disappointment. Ok - serious pish out the way - let's delve in to the fucking numbers 🙌 CURRENT DWT TOTAL FOR DECEMBER 2024 STANDS AT: -£20.00 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL IN 2024 STANDS AT: -£450.09 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL OVERALL STANDS AT: -£1369.27 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL TOWARDS NEXT DOUBLE-DWT STANDS AT: -£0.09 So without further ado, please allow Dad to unveil the next offering in this epic journey, one that adheres as much as one fucking can to the seemingly strict rules applied to picking the best of the fucking best: IT'S DWT235 🙌🙌 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds LEEDS 🟢🟢🔴🟢🟢 preston 🟢🟡🟡🟡🟡 12:30 GMT 3/5 BLACKBURN 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 luton 🟢🟡🔴🔴🟢 15:00 GMT 23/20 WYCOMBE 🟡🟡🟢🟢🟢 shrewsbury 🔴🔴🟢🔴🔴 15:00 GMT 8/13 DWT ODDS: 4.56/1 DWT235 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A LEEDS BLACKBURN 2.44/1 B LEEDS WYCOMBE 1.58/1 C BLACKBURN WYCOMBE 2.47/1 LEEDS 5 wins from their last 6, Leeds have sussed shite out - as reliably backable as any cunt in the World of Football Just once have they failed to score 2 or more in a match in their last 6 have t'Leeds - they'll batter the door down of shitey old preston quickly and fucking well Avoiding defeat have preston - fair enough - but as unspectacular a run as you'll get; highlight is beating cardiff �� Winners: When one seeks such, one looks Leeds-wards 😎. They're due pne a good solid cunting tbf - last couple encounters have been unnecessarily tight. As pointed out: sure sure, beating Cardiff - bravo 👏. But otherwise, it's low goal draws with fellow dross. Nowt screams 'Look Out Leeds', tis for fucking certain. Early KO: Early Confidence 👍 BLACKBURN 5 wins out of fucking 5 - on fire �� 4 Clean Sheets out of fucking 4 - a Wall of Steel �� Rotten away from home this season are luton... tough to see where they come up with a ploy to beat our Solid Mass of Terrific �� Form-wise, Blackburn are it - victories as far as the fucking eye can see. They had that wee blip as well... whatever Eustace hath done, Bravo 👏. Was a couple of that blip that shows as the 2 defeats on their home record... otherwise, 6 wins and a fucking draw. Generally, terrific at home 🤚. Cunts like luton are exactly the sort of cunts Blackburn easily sort out. Routine 2-0 Dad Reckons 👍 WYCOMBE Zero defeats in the league since the 24th of fucking September: Nuff Said 6 Wins and 3 draws for their 10 on the road this season: as comfy there as they are at home Rock bottom with the shittest GD: the shrews are fucking pish The theme of winning much was set with Leeds and Blackburn... but these cunts - they are the most winningest of them fucking all 🙌. Your classic 'Top vs. Bottom' this cunt is - Dad's going with the Top Cunts 😎. No wonder - just look at how shit shrewsbury are haha - fucked 4-1 last week to fellow useless bastards, cambridge. Done deal this cunt 👍 "Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost." Dad - July 4th, 2020. Link to comment
Ten Caat Posted December 14, 2024 Share Posted December 14, 2024 Early KO = Early knockout Link to comment
Dad Posted December 14, 2024 Author Share Posted December 14, 2024 A Double at least... Finally signs of life Coming good just in time for Xmas Time 🎇 Link to comment
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