Dad Posted September 21 Author Share Posted September 21 1 hour ago, Don Fonte said: Terrific terrific stuff. A thing of fucking beauty 🙌 1 hour ago, BaaBaaRedSheep said: Sensational auld yin, well done. Cheers son - wind in the fucking sails now 👍 39 minutes ago, Roberto said: Thought the draw was on, but chuffed for you Dad that Luton got the late goal. Coventry Swansea draw was letting me down anyways. Luton Lincoln Coventry 3 draws. Glad you got it old chap. Pity I wasn't on it but I'll give it a whirl next week. Storybook stuff tbf son - was admittedly overwhelmed when Luton scored late; did this strange tippy toe wide eyed thing .. didnae know what to do with myself haha - then began greeting obviously 😭 Be great to have you onboard hombre; I'll get the homework done good and fucking proper, make sure it happens again 😎 2 1 Link to comment
Awayfromhomered Posted September 21 Share Posted September 21 Haha! Nice one, thought Luton drew & we'd lost. 33 bangers, that's the stuff 👌 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted September 21 Author Share Posted September 21 16 minutes ago, Awayfromhomered said: Haha! Nice one, thought Luton drew & we'd lost. 33 bangers, that's the stuff 👌 There's the pocket lined son - all profit from here probably 🙌 Link to comment
Dad Posted September 27 Author Share Posted September 27 DWT224: So Now This Week Has Last Week as it's 'One Afore'... So This Must Be The First 2IAR Then Surely 🤘 (28th September 2024) Testing testing; check one two – DWT is live once again on Reddit! Terrific, terrific stuff Welcome back hombres ✌️ Great News: Dads Doing Dance Lessons 🙌. No wonder sure, all this success'll mean functions and celebrations and parties are just normal life for Dad haha - here: Dad isnae doing dancing lessons 🤚. Tbh, the catalogue of moves is fucking chocka-block anyhow haha YES 🙌 So aye, Dad's been in party mood, as such - the gibbering's are a smidge more, pro-Dad let's say haha, arrogant old cunt ✌️. Here - dinnae worry, Dad's still Dad; realistic yet boisterous... diplomatic yet infectious - all the usual combos of friendly slash engaging 😎. The arrogance is purely spitting out based on the very real fact, that these are the very best of days DWT hath experienced since inception. You cannae no party to that - a waste it'd be 🥳 A new lease of life this is... left wondering if pish'd ever ignite, to shit just got fucking real and I can see myself on Sky Sports Super Sunday's panel of cunts watching games (no just at a random lower league game giving updates every 20 minutes) in a click of a few fingers 🤌. Dad'll be in Merson's Ear: let me know if you need Dad to tell/ask the cunt owt 👍 Anyhow anyhow - today's the swiftly getting standard 'Big Un', as in yet another stab at 2IAR. Let's just say: Dad's Very Fucking Confident 😎. Remember But: Dad's success is very recent... there's nowt to suggest telling Paul Merson he's a fud is an absolute cert in Dad's Future 🤚. Adhere to the advice, please: pledge a sum in the v, v low area. Lower than you want to even. Stay low. Build - nestle on a sum, you're comfy with, then coast through to end of life. You're Welcome probably 👍 Let's see what happens 🤘 DISCLAIMER: Dad is shit at this. As such, do not under any circumstances, take Dad's Advice seriously. By all means - show solidarity with a tiny fragment of your incomings if you are absolutely comfortable with doing so - but please be very aware, that Dad is in no position to provide owt other than polite thanks for the moral support. Other than that, alls there is, is a solid chance of disappointment. Ok - serious pish out the way - let's delve in to the fucking numbers 🙌 CURRENT DWT TOTAL FOR SEPTEMBER 2024 STANDS AT: £111.59 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL IN 2024 STANDS AT: -£339.12 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL OVERALL STANDS AT: -£1258.30 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL TOWARDS NEXT DOUBLE-DWT STANDS AT: £110.90 So without further ado, please allow Dad to unveil the next offering in this epic journey, one that thanks the previous for the untold pressure now placed upon it as it seeks the first ever 2IAR in preparation for 3IAR: IT'S DWT224 🙌🙌 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds BURNLEY 🟢🟢🟡🔴🟢 oxford united 🔴🟢🟢🔴🔴 15:00 GMT 1/1 BIRMINGHAM 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 peterborough 🟢🟡🔴🟢🟢 15:00 GMT 11/20 NOTTS COUNTY 🔴🟢🟢🟢🟢 morecambe 🟡🟡🔴🔴🔴 15:00 GMT 10/11 DWT ODDS: 5.05/1 DWT224 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A BURNLEY BIRMINGHAM 21/10 B BURNLEY NOTTS COUNTY 2.82/1 C BIRMINGHAM NOTTS COUNTY 2.02/1 BURNLEY 4 Wins and a Draw from their first 5 outings... all the more impressive given they've faced mainly title-contenders Any doubts about their away form was flushed away forcefully by their mightily impressive win at Elland Road A few have pointed out oxfords home form - they've played the dross and the fucking dross only A quick look at Burnley's dropped points this season: away to second-top Sunderland and at home to the cunts just below them - the undefeated Blackburn. Games that come nestled amongst away wins over Leeds and Luton... they've predominantly played top-class cunts and come out sitting pretty fucking pretty 😎. Shite like today'll be bread and fucking butter for them... a day for oxford to feel their first proper 'we're relegation-fodder'-type feelings 📉 BIRMINGHAM 5 wins out of 5 - and playing their 6th at home: Records'll be broken probably Last week's DWT-assisting 0-2 over Rotherham made it their 5th game in a row of scoring 2 or more Stumbled to humbling defeat any time they've faced class this season have posh - not the best trend when the very best are your hosts I trust Brum inexplicably this term... a very firm hope of going the full term undefeated if you ask Dad 💯. They've a team way too good for this level - just as fucking simple as that. And by fuck it's showing... Dad was sat front and centre taking in their commanding victory over Wrexham - then obviously the winning DWT appearance over rotherham 😎. So as yous can imagine, being at home offers that extra thick level of comfort - no fucking way they're going down to pretenders 🙅 NOTTS COUNTY 8 goals in 4 won games afore the nail-biter against Gillingham A wee whiley it was sure (Dec '23)... but they beat these fuds 5-0 back then (76% possession / 6 Big Chances to none) Clawed back a draw earlier in the week did the visitors... but by fuck was it a smash n grabber - they're pish, dinnae be fooled Notts C have really caught Dad's Eyeballs this term - lighting it up they've been most the time with goals flying in and individuals winning awards and being picked for TOTW often and well. Stifled they finally were by fellow Title-Tips Gillingham... but that only makes Dad Believe they'll be chomping at the bit to slam a few home. A defence made of slimy waste is morecambe's - watch them succumb like the disgusting whore they are 🫠 "Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost." Dad - July 4th, 2020. 1 Link to comment
BaaBaaRedSheep Posted September 27 Share Posted September 27 1 hour ago, Dad said: DWT224: So Now This Week Has Last Week as it's 'One Afore'... So This Must Be The First 2IAR Then Surely 🤘 (28th September 2024) Testing testing; check one two – DWT is live once again on Reddit! Terrific, terrific stuff Welcome back hombres ✌️ Great News: Dads Doing Dance Lessons 🙌. No wonder sure, all this success'll mean functions and celebrations and parties are just normal life for Dad haha - here: Dad isnae doing dancing lessons 🤚. Tbh, the catalogue of moves is fucking chocka-block anyhow haha YES 🙌 So aye, Dad's been in party mood, as such - the gibbering's are a smidge more, pro-Dad let's say haha, arrogant old cunt ✌️. Here - dinnae worry, Dad's still Dad; realistic yet boisterous... diplomatic yet infectious - all the usual combos of friendly slash engaging 😎. The arrogance is purely spitting out based on the very real fact, that these are the very best of days DWT hath experienced since inception. You cannae no party to that - a waste it'd be 🥳 A new lease of life this is... left wondering if pish'd ever ignite, to shit just got fucking real and I can see myself on Sky Sports Super Sunday's panel of cunts watching games (no just at a random lower league game giving updates every 20 minutes) in a click of a few fingers 🤌. Dad'll be in Merson's Ear: let me know if you need Dad to tell/ask the cunt owt 👍 Anyhow anyhow - today's the swiftly getting standard 'Big Un', as in yet another stab at 2IAR. Let's just say: Dad's Very Fucking Confident 😎. Remember But: Dad's success is very recent... there's nowt to suggest telling Paul Merson he's a fud is an absolute cert in Dad's Future 🤚. Adhere to the advice, please: pledge a sum in the v, v low area. Lower than you want to even. Stay low. Build - nestle on a sum, you're comfy with, then coast through to end of life. You're Welcome probably 👍 Let's see what happens 🤘 DISCLAIMER: Dad is shit at this. As such, do not under any circumstances, take Dad's Advice seriously. By all means - show solidarity with a tiny fragment of your incomings if you are absolutely comfortable with doing so - but please be very aware, that Dad is in no position to provide owt other than polite thanks for the moral support. Other than that, alls there is, is a solid chance of disappointment. Ok - serious pish out the way - let's delve in to the fucking numbers 🙌 CURRENT DWT TOTAL FOR SEPTEMBER 2024 STANDS AT: £111.59 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL IN 2024 STANDS AT: -£339.12 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL OVERALL STANDS AT: -£1258.30 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL TOWARDS NEXT DOUBLE-DWT STANDS AT: £110.90 So without further ado, please allow Dad to unveil the next offering in this epic journey, one that thanks the previous for the untold pressure now placed upon it as it seeks the first ever 2IAR in preparation for 3IAR: IT'S DWT224 🙌🙌 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds BURNLEY 🟢🟢🟡🔴🟢 oxford united 🔴🟢🟢🔴🔴 15:00 GMT 1/1 BIRMINGHAM 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 peterborough 🟢🟡🔴🟢🟢 15:00 GMT 11/20 NOTTS COUNTY 🔴🟢🟢🟢🟢 morecambe 🟡🟡🔴🔴🔴 15:00 GMT 10/11 DWT ODDS: 5.05/1 DWT224 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A BURNLEY BIRMINGHAM 21/10 B BURNLEY NOTTS COUNTY 2.82/1 C BIRMINGHAM NOTTS COUNTY 2.02/1 BURNLEY 4 Wins and a Draw from their first 5 outings... all the more impressive given they've faced mainly title-contenders Any doubts about their away form was flushed away forcefully by their mightily impressive win at Elland Road A few have pointed out oxfords home form - they've played the dross and the fucking dross only A quick look at Burnley's dropped points this season: away to second-top Sunderland and at home to the cunts just below them - the undefeated Blackburn. Games that come nestled amongst away wins over Leeds and Luton... they've predominantly played top-class cunts and come out sitting pretty fucking pretty 😎. Shite like today'll be bread and fucking butter for them... a day for oxford to feel their first proper 'we're relegation-fodder'-type feelings 📉 BIRMINGHAM 5 wins out of 5 - and playing their 6th at home: Records'll be broken probably Last week's DWT-assisting 0-2 over Rotherham made it their 5th game in a row of scoring 2 or more Stumbled to humbling defeat any time they've faced class this season have posh - not the best trend when the very best are your hosts I trust Brum inexplicably this term... a very firm hope of going the full term undefeated if you ask Dad 💯. They've a team way too good for this level - just as fucking simple as that. And by fuck it's showing... Dad was sat front and centre taking in their commanding victory over Wrexham - then obviously the winning DWT appearance over rotherham 😎. So as yous can imagine, being at home offers that extra thick level of comfort - no fucking way they're going down to pretenders 🙅 NOTTS COUNTY 8 goals in 4 won games afore the nail-biter against Gillingham A wee whiley it was sure (Dec '23)... but they beat these fuds 5-0 back then (76% possession / 6 Big Chances to none) Clawed back a draw earlier in the week did the visitors... but by fuck was it a smash n grabber - they're pish, dinnae be fooled Notts C have really caught Dad's Eyeballs this term - lighting it up they've been most the time with goals flying in and individuals winning awards and being picked for TOTW often and well. Stifled they finally were by fellow Title-Tips Gillingham... but that only makes Dad Believe they'll be chomping at the bit to slam a few home. A defence made of slimy waste is morecambe's - watch them succumb like the disgusting whore they are 🫠 "Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost." Dad - July 4th, 2020. Yep, looks good auld yin. Nae luck required me thinks. 1 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted September 27 Share Posted September 27 2 hours ago, Dad said: DWT224: So Now This Week Has Last Week as it's 'One Afore'... So This Must Be The First 2IAR Then Surely 🤘 (28th September 2024) Testing testing; check one two – DWT is live once again on Reddit! Terrific, terrific stuff Welcome back hombres ✌️ Great News: Dads Doing Dance Lessons 🙌. No wonder sure, all this success'll mean functions and celebrations and parties are just normal life for Dad haha - here: Dad isnae doing dancing lessons 🤚. Tbh, the catalogue of moves is fucking chocka-block anyhow haha YES 🙌 So aye, Dad's been in party mood, as such - the gibbering's are a smidge more, pro-Dad let's say haha, arrogant old cunt ✌️. Here - dinnae worry, Dad's still Dad; realistic yet boisterous... diplomatic yet infectious - all the usual combos of friendly slash engaging 😎. The arrogance is purely spitting out based on the very real fact, that these are the very best of days DWT hath experienced since inception. You cannae no party to that - a waste it'd be 🥳 A new lease of life this is... left wondering if pish'd ever ignite, to shit just got fucking real and I can see myself on Sky Sports Super Sunday's panel of cunts watching games (no just at a random lower league game giving updates every 20 minutes) in a click of a few fingers 🤌. Dad'll be in Merson's Ear: let me know if you need Dad to tell/ask the cunt owt 👍 Anyhow anyhow - today's the swiftly getting standard 'Big Un', as in yet another stab at 2IAR. Let's just say: Dad's Very Fucking Confident 😎. Remember But: Dad's success is very recent... there's nowt to suggest telling Paul Merson he's a fud is an absolute cert in Dad's Future 🤚. Adhere to the advice, please: pledge a sum in the v, v low area. Lower than you want to even. Stay low. Build - nestle on a sum, you're comfy with, then coast through to end of life. You're Welcome probably 👍 Let's see what happens 🤘 DISCLAIMER: Dad is shit at this. As such, do not under any circumstances, take Dad's Advice seriously. By all means - show solidarity with a tiny fragment of your incomings if you are absolutely comfortable with doing so - but please be very aware, that Dad is in no position to provide owt other than polite thanks for the moral support. Other than that, alls there is, is a solid chance of disappointment. Ok - serious pish out the way - let's delve in to the fucking numbers 🙌 CURRENT DWT TOTAL FOR SEPTEMBER 2024 STANDS AT: £111.59 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL IN 2024 STANDS AT: -£339.12 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL OVERALL STANDS AT: -£1258.30 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL TOWARDS NEXT DOUBLE-DWT STANDS AT: £110.90 So without further ado, please allow Dad to unveil the next offering in this epic journey, one that thanks the previous for the untold pressure now placed upon it as it seeks the first ever 2IAR in preparation for 3IAR: IT'S DWT224 🙌🙌 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds BURNLEY 🟢🟢🟡🔴🟢 oxford united 🔴🟢🟢🔴🔴 15:00 GMT 1/1 BIRMINGHAM 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 peterborough 🟢🟡🔴🟢🟢 15:00 GMT 11/20 NOTTS COUNTY 🔴🟢🟢🟢🟢 morecambe 🟡🟡🔴🔴🔴 15:00 GMT 10/11 DWT ODDS: 5.05/1 DWT224 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A BURNLEY BIRMINGHAM 21/10 B BURNLEY NOTTS COUNTY 2.82/1 C BIRMINGHAM NOTTS COUNTY 2.02/1 BURNLEY 4 Wins and a Draw from their first 5 outings... all the more impressive given they've faced mainly title-contenders Any doubts about their away form was flushed away forcefully by their mightily impressive win at Elland Road A few have pointed out oxfords home form - they've played the dross and the fucking dross only A quick look at Burnley's dropped points this season: away to second-top Sunderland and at home to the cunts just below them - the undefeated Blackburn. Games that come nestled amongst away wins over Leeds and Luton... they've predominantly played top-class cunts and come out sitting pretty fucking pretty 😎. Shite like today'll be bread and fucking butter for them... a day for oxford to feel their first proper 'we're relegation-fodder'-type feelings 📉 BIRMINGHAM 5 wins out of 5 - and playing their 6th at home: Records'll be broken probably Last week's DWT-assisting 0-2 over Rotherham made it their 5th game in a row of scoring 2 or more Stumbled to humbling defeat any time they've faced class this season have posh - not the best trend when the very best are your hosts I trust Brum inexplicably this term... a very firm hope of going the full term undefeated if you ask Dad 💯. They've a team way too good for this level - just as fucking simple as that. And by fuck it's showing... Dad was sat front and centre taking in their commanding victory over Wrexham - then obviously the winning DWT appearance over rotherham 😎. So as yous can imagine, being at home offers that extra thick level of comfort - no fucking way they're going down to pretenders 🙅 NOTTS COUNTY 8 goals in 4 won games afore the nail-biter against Gillingham A wee whiley it was sure (Dec '23)... but they beat these fuds 5-0 back then (76% possession / 6 Big Chances to none) Clawed back a draw earlier in the week did the visitors... but by fuck was it a smash n grabber - they're pish, dinnae be fooled Notts C have really caught Dad's Eyeballs this term - lighting it up they've been most the time with goals flying in and individuals winning awards and being picked for TOTW often and well. Stifled they finally were by fellow Title-Tips Gillingham... but that only makes Dad Believe they'll be chomping at the bit to slam a few home. A defence made of slimy waste is morecambe's - watch them succumb like the disgusting whore they are 🫠 "Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost." Dad - July 4th, 2020. In again, the odds have shortened. The bookies know it's 2 in a row. Bloody terrific. 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted September 27 Author Share Posted September 27 Terrific 👍 A colleague stuck it on a 4.43/1 yesterday... She is tumbling - hoo mama Success here buys Dad his Cup Semi Ticket 🙌 I'll be buying a ticket either way ✌️ Link to comment
Awayfromhomered Posted September 27 Share Posted September 27 In for the historic 2 in a row 👊 Had to add a fourth game to get a free bet, plumped for Celtic, cunts better win. 1 Link to comment
Ten Caat Posted September 28 Share Posted September 28 Off to a flier... Peterborough that is Ah no Link to comment
Dad Posted September 28 Author Share Posted September 28 Nicely poised with 10ish to go Mon you cahnts Link to comment
Dad Posted September 28 Author Share Posted September 28 Oh here - much less than that Hurryhurryhurry Link to comment
Dad Posted September 28 Author Share Posted September 28 Both draws 😭 Sorry guys - I'll do better ✌️ Link to comment
Awayfromhomered Posted September 28 Share Posted September 28 Next week for sure! Probably 👍 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted September 28 Author Share Posted September 28 A shame for sure given the Birmingham turnaround... Thatdve been a party and a half had that been the game that helped win it I'll stick the streamers back in the box 😑 1 Link to comment
BaaBaaRedSheep Posted September 28 Share Posted September 28 2 hours ago, Dad said: A shame for sure given the Birmingham turnaround... Thatdve been a party and a half had that been the game that helped win it I'll stick the streamers back in the box 😑 Unlucky faither, keep the faith. Link to comment
Dad Posted September 28 Author Share Posted September 28 39 minutes ago, BaaBaaRedSheep said: Unlucky faither, keep the faith. Ach aye - right back on it son 👍 Barnsley - Stockport the now as early homework 📖 Link to comment
shut up meg Posted September 29 Share Posted September 29 20 hours ago, Dad said: Both draws 😭 Sorry guys - I'll do better ✌️ Yer a lovely fella pops, but lets face it, you probably won't do better. Link to comment
Dad Posted Friday at 05:08 PM Author Share Posted Friday at 05:08 PM DWT225: Letting Just Enough Fear into the Psyche So Pish Isnae Taken For Granted and High Studiousness is Afforded to Making Sure (5th October 2024) Testing testing; check one two – DWT is live once again on Reddit! Terrific, terrific stuff Welcome back hombres ✌️ A Reality Check: On Reflection, maybes required to a certain extent. Dad hath blazed a Path of Positivity over the last several for fucking sure... unrecognisable from the useless shambles one was amidst, no too long a fucking go. That same energy, harnessed properly... I tell yous - Drunk you get with all the giddiness 🤤. Dad Loves to Give - a notion taken out of context by way too many... but here - tis a reflection of the sinister bastard the world is, rather than any sort of reason for actually doing so. Dad holds up his hands - manys a moment where Dad hath delved into the bin marked 'Probably Best Not to' ✌️ Context though fuckos... Context. Dad's much more of a 'laugh with', than 'laugh at' - although I'll happily laugh at a piece of shit having bother ✋. Laughter is without doubt the best tool you have at your disposal. Sure Love-Making Skillz - but that'll no get you out of a time-precious moment of probable pain 🙅♂️ A wee joke or quip... the best weapon against tyranny. And this is down to your finer, more-detailed-type shite... every cunt wants to talk about 'Big' - calm fucking down. S'why shit slips the net and cunts are getting crazy fucked up draconian shit being taken seriously again. Cunts act like it's funny - but you're either taking full advantage of the time you're living in and fuck the future, or you're a sadistic evil bastard, who smirks at shit like animals being hurt. S'what the internet'd have you believe anyhow 🤷. Dad Sees the in-betweens... and by fuck no all of them ✋. Accepting you've fuck all fact-wise that comes close to the level you require to properly have the world go, 'Ooooo.... ahhhhh'. Shit is hard yo. Dad's Trying though 🤘. Wrote a lot this week... determined I guess, to get pish recognised, in line with the increasing level of frugality. There's a Big Big Day ahead - no too far away sure ✌️. Keep eyes here, I'm telling yous - projections are high 📈 Let's see what happens 🤘 DISCLAIMER: Dad is shit at this. As such, do not under any circumstances, take Dad's Advice seriously. By all means - show solidarity with a tiny fragment of your incomings if you are absolutely comfortable with doing so - but please be very aware, that Dad is in no position to provide owt other than polite thanks for the moral support. Other than that, alls there is, is a solid chance of disappointment. Ok - serious pish out the way - let's delve in to the fucking numbers 🙌 CONFIRMED DWT TOTAL FOR SEPTEMBER 2024 STANDS AT: £91.59 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL IN 2024 STANDS AT: -£359.12 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL OVERALL STANDS AT: -£1278.30 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL TOWARDS NEXT DOUBLE-DWT STANDS AT: £90.90 So without further ado, please allow Dad to unveil the next offering in this epic journey, one that draws breath sharply in recognition of the continued failure to successfully navigate through to 2IAR and accepts alls it can do is get the ball rolling yet a-fucking-gain: IT'S DWT225 🙌🙌 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds COVENTRY 🟢🔴🔴🟡🔴 sheffield wednesday 🟢🔴🟡🔴🔴 15:00 GMT 19/20 SHEFFIELD UNITED 🟡🟢🟢🟢🟡 luton 🟡🔴🟢🟢🔴 15:00 GMT 1/1 EXETER 🟢🟡🟢🔴🟢 cambridge 🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴 15:00 GMT 5/6 DWT ODDS: 6.15/1 DWT225 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A COVENTRY SHEFFIELD UNITED 2.9/1 B COVENTRY EXETER 2.58/1 C SHEFFIELD UNITED EXETER 2.67/1 COVENTRY The usual early-season jitters shaken out the system good and proper with a 3-0 win over previously invincible Blackburn last time out 5 games free of being beaten by these fuds are Coventry - 4 wins and a draw a sign of what's normal when these 2 clash The epitome of useless bastards on the road are wednesday... no a chance they'll tame the rampant beast Coventry have just become A lot of games played through the week there was... and that opened the door to Coventry by fuck: a devastating 3-0 thrashing of Blackburn was the figurative grab of Dad's Chops, forcing Dad to focus attention on these sudden brilliant bastards. Tis a fine art sure... predicting exactly, that moment Coventry remember, 'Oh aye - best get the challenge underway 🤘'. Expect a wee run from them now the band-aid hath been ripped off... Dad senses a bundle of goals raining in for our lot 👊 SHEFFIELD UNITED 4 Wins and a draw from their last 5 - the head of steam is fucking up for Sheff U At home whilst armed with the League's best defence - it's tough to see a way through for most, let alone dross Topsy-turvy all season long... tough to see luton putting it all together in time to defeat anyone, let alone stallions The League's last remaining undefeated team: Sheffield United 😎. Chris Wilder knows he has summat special here sure - a team properly capable of fucking most cunts up. It was with a bit of surprise one must admit, when previous hotseat-filler Paul Heckingbottom managed to get them up into the Top Flight... always thought him a useless bastard after the Hibs-fiasco. Forgiveness is found in the knowledge it's a team most managers would be able to forge a reputation with... he is actually shite (let's see if he can make Dad Eat his Words ✌️. He willnae). EXETER Two Wins and a Draw from the last 3 Exeter have earned - all without conceding a fucking goal Attack a joy also - 6 goals slipped home in their last 5 Visitors cambridge havenae won a game in 11 tries hahaha - useless After losing a couple games early on - Exeter have slipped in a wee bitty under the radar... closer analysis reveals a team scoring and defending terrifically in equal measure 👍. Despite being 10th - they've a game in hand over Wrexham which'd put them just a point behind them given a victory was achieved 😎. Chuck on top they're at home to the bottom team, you've a team on the rapid ascent 📈 "Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost." Dad - July 4th, 2020. 1 Link to comment
BaaBaaRedSheep Posted Friday at 05:48 PM Share Posted Friday at 05:48 PM 38 minutes ago, Dad said: DWT225: Letting Just Enough Fear into the Psyche So Pish Isnae Taken For Granted and High Studiousness is Afforded to Making Sure (5th October 2024) Testing testing; check one two – DWT is live once again on Reddit! Terrific, terrific stuff Welcome back hombres ✌️ A Reality Check: On Reflection, maybes required to a certain extent. Dad hath blazed a Path of Positivity over the last several for fucking sure... unrecognisable from the useless shambles one was amidst, no too long a fucking go. That same energy, harnessed properly... I tell yous - Drunk you get with all the giddiness 🤤. Dad Loves to Give - a notion taken out of context by way too many... but here - tis a reflection of the sinister bastard the world is, rather than any sort of reason for actually doing so. Dad holds up his hands - manys a moment where Dad hath delved into the bin marked 'Probably Best Not to' ✌️ Context though fuckos... Context. Dad's much more of a 'laugh with', than 'laugh at' - although I'll happily laugh at a piece of shit having bother ✋. Laughter is without doubt the best tool you have at your disposal. Sure Love-Making Skillz - but that'll no get you out of a time-precious moment of probable pain 🙅♂️ A wee joke or quip... the best weapon against tyranny. And this is down to your finer, more-detailed-type shite... every cunt wants to talk about 'Big' - calm fucking down. S'why shit slips the net and cunts are getting crazy fucked up draconian shit being taken seriously again. Cunts act like it's funny - but you're either taking full advantage of the time you're living in and fuck the future, or you're a sadistic evil bastard, who smirks at shit like animals being hurt. S'what the internet'd have you believe anyhow 🤷. Dad Sees the in-betweens... and by fuck no all of them ✋. Accepting you've fuck all fact-wise that comes close to the level you require to properly have the world go, 'Ooooo.... ahhhhh'. Shit is hard yo. Dad's Trying though 🤘. Wrote a lot this week... determined I guess, to get pish recognised, in line with the increasing level of frugality. There's a Big Big Day ahead - no too far away sure ✌️. Keep eyes here, I'm telling yous - projections are high 📈 Let's see what happens 🤘 DISCLAIMER: Dad is shit at this. As such, do not under any circumstances, take Dad's Advice seriously. By all means - show solidarity with a tiny fragment of your incomings if you are absolutely comfortable with doing so - but please be very aware, that Dad is in no position to provide owt other than polite thanks for the moral support. Other than that, alls there is, is a solid chance of disappointment. Ok - serious pish out the way - let's delve in to the fucking numbers 🙌 CONFIRMED DWT TOTAL FOR SEPTEMBER 2024 STANDS AT: £91.59 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL IN 2024 STANDS AT: -£359.12 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL OVERALL STANDS AT: -£1278.30 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL TOWARDS NEXT DOUBLE-DWT STANDS AT: £90.90 So without further ado, please allow Dad to unveil the next offering in this epic journey, one that draws breath sharply in recognition of the continued failure to successfully navigate through to 2IAR and accepts alls it can do is get the ball rolling yet a-fucking-gain: IT'S DWT225 🙌🙌 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds COVENTRY 🟢🔴🔴🟡🔴 sheffield wednesday 🟢🔴🟡🔴🔴 15:00 GMT 19/20 SHEFFIELD UNITED 🟡🟢🟢🟢🟡 luton 🟡🔴🟢🟢🔴 15:00 GMT 1/1 EXETER 🟢🟡🟢🔴🟢 cambridge 🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴 15:00 GMT 5/6 DWT ODDS: 6.15/1 DWT225 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A COVENTRY SHEFFIELD UNITED 2.9/1 B COVENTRY EXETER 2.58/1 C SHEFFIELD UNITED EXETER 2.67/1 COVENTRY The usual early-season jitters shaken out the system good and proper with a 3-0 win over previously invincible Blackburn last time out 5 games free of being beaten by these fuds are Coventry - 4 wins and a draw a sign of what's normal when these 2 clash The epitome of useless bastards on the road are wednesday... no a chance they'll tame the rampant beast Coventry have just become A lot of games played through the week there was... and that opened the door to Coventry by fuck: a devastating 3-0 thrashing of Blackburn was the figurative grab of Dad's Chops, forcing Dad to focus attention on these sudden brilliant bastards. Tis a fine art sure... predicting exactly, that moment Coventry remember, 'Oh aye - best get the challenge underway 🤘'. Expect a wee run from them now the band-aid hath been ripped off... Dad senses a bundle of goals raining in for our lot 👊 SHEFFIELD UNITED 4 Wins and a draw from their last 5 - the head of steam is fucking up for Sheff U At home whilst armed with the League's best defence - it's tough to see a way through for most, let alone dross Topsy-turvy all season long... tough to see luton putting it all together in time to defeat anyone, let alone stallions The League's last remaining undefeated team: Sheffield United 😎. Chris Wilder knows he has summat special here sure - a team properly capable of fucking most cunts up. It was with a bit of surprise one must admit, when previous hotseat-filler Paul Heckingbottom managed to get them up into the Top Flight... always thought him a useless bastard after the Hibs-fiasco. Forgiveness is found in the knowledge it's a team most managers would be able to forge a reputation with... he is actually shite (let's see if he can make Dad Eat his Words ✌️. He willnae). EXETER Two Wins and a Draw from the last 3 Exeter have earned - all without conceding a fucking goal Attack a joy also - 6 goals slipped home in their last 5 Visitors cambridge havenae won a game in 11 tries hahaha - useless After losing a couple games early on - Exeter have slipped in a wee bitty under the radar... closer analysis reveals a team scoring and defending terrifically in equal measure 👍. Despite being 10th - they've a game in hand over Wrexham which'd put them just a point behind them given a victory was achieved 😎. Chuck on top they're at home to the bottom team, you've a team on the rapid ascent 📈 "Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost." Dad - July 4th, 2020. Decent bet that faither. Best of luck min🤞. 1 Link to comment
Awayfromhomered Posted Friday at 08:11 PM Share Posted Friday at 08:11 PM In for a fiver, back to winning ways! 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted Friday at 08:13 PM Author Share Posted Friday at 08:13 PM Solid as a rock this one son - the road to Hampden is paved with fucking gold 🪙 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted Saturday at 09:50 AM Share Posted Saturday at 09:50 AM 16 hours ago, Dad said: DWT225: Letting Just Enough Fear into the Psyche So Pish Isnae Taken For Granted and High Studiousness is Afforded to Making Sure (5th October 2024) Testing testing; check one two – DWT is live once again on Reddit! Terrific, terrific stuff Welcome back hombres ✌️ A Reality Check: On Reflection, maybes required to a certain extent. Dad hath blazed a Path of Positivity over the last several for fucking sure... unrecognisable from the useless shambles one was amidst, no too long a fucking go. That same energy, harnessed properly... I tell yous - Drunk you get with all the giddiness 🤤. Dad Loves to Give - a notion taken out of context by way too many... but here - tis a reflection of the sinister bastard the world is, rather than any sort of reason for actually doing so. Dad holds up his hands - manys a moment where Dad hath delved into the bin marked 'Probably Best Not to' ✌️ Context though fuckos... Context. Dad's much more of a 'laugh with', than 'laugh at' - although I'll happily laugh at a piece of shit having bother ✋. Laughter is without doubt the best tool you have at your disposal. Sure Love-Making Skillz - but that'll no get you out of a time-precious moment of probable pain 🙅♂️ A wee joke or quip... the best weapon against tyranny. And this is down to your finer, more-detailed-type shite... every cunt wants to talk about 'Big' - calm fucking down. S'why shit slips the net and cunts are getting crazy fucked up draconian shit being taken seriously again. Cunts act like it's funny - but you're either taking full advantage of the time you're living in and fuck the future, or you're a sadistic evil bastard, who smirks at shit like animals being hurt. S'what the internet'd have you believe anyhow 🤷. Dad Sees the in-betweens... and by fuck no all of them ✋. Accepting you've fuck all fact-wise that comes close to the level you require to properly have the world go, 'Ooooo.... ahhhhh'. Shit is hard yo. Dad's Trying though 🤘. Wrote a lot this week... determined I guess, to get pish recognised, in line with the increasing level of frugality. There's a Big Big Day ahead - no too far away sure ✌️. Keep eyes here, I'm telling yous - projections are high 📈 Let's see what happens 🤘 DISCLAIMER: Dad is shit at this. As such, do not under any circumstances, take Dad's Advice seriously. By all means - show solidarity with a tiny fragment of your incomings if you are absolutely comfortable with doing so - but please be very aware, that Dad is in no position to provide owt other than polite thanks for the moral support. Other than that, alls there is, is a solid chance of disappointment. Ok - serious pish out the way - let's delve in to the fucking numbers 🙌 CONFIRMED DWT TOTAL FOR SEPTEMBER 2024 STANDS AT: £91.59 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL IN 2024 STANDS AT: -£359.12 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL OVERALL STANDS AT: -£1278.30 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL TOWARDS NEXT DOUBLE-DWT STANDS AT: £90.90 So without further ado, please allow Dad to unveil the next offering in this epic journey, one that draws breath sharply in recognition of the continued failure to successfully navigate through to 2IAR and accepts alls it can do is get the ball rolling yet a-fucking-gain: IT'S DWT225 🙌🙌 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds COVENTRY 🟢🔴🔴🟡🔴 sheffield wednesday 🟢🔴🟡🔴🔴 15:00 GMT 19/20 SHEFFIELD UNITED 🟡🟢🟢🟢🟡 luton 🟡🔴🟢🟢🔴 15:00 GMT 1/1 EXETER 🟢🟡🟢🔴🟢 cambridge 🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴 15:00 GMT 5/6 DWT ODDS: 6.15/1 DWT225 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A COVENTRY SHEFFIELD UNITED 2.9/1 B COVENTRY EXETER 2.58/1 C SHEFFIELD UNITED EXETER 2.67/1 COVENTRY The usual early-season jitters shaken out the system good and proper with a 3-0 win over previously invincible Blackburn last time out 5 games free of being beaten by these fuds are Coventry - 4 wins and a draw a sign of what's normal when these 2 clash The epitome of useless bastards on the road are wednesday... no a chance they'll tame the rampant beast Coventry have just become A lot of games played through the week there was... and that opened the door to Coventry by fuck: a devastating 3-0 thrashing of Blackburn was the figurative grab of Dad's Chops, forcing Dad to focus attention on these sudden brilliant bastards. Tis a fine art sure... predicting exactly, that moment Coventry remember, 'Oh aye - best get the challenge underway 🤘'. Expect a wee run from them now the band-aid hath been ripped off... Dad senses a bundle of goals raining in for our lot 👊 SHEFFIELD UNITED 4 Wins and a draw from their last 5 - the head of steam is fucking up for Sheff U At home whilst armed with the League's best defence - it's tough to see a way through for most, let alone dross Topsy-turvy all season long... tough to see luton putting it all together in time to defeat anyone, let alone stallions The League's last remaining undefeated team: Sheffield United 😎. Chris Wilder knows he has summat special here sure - a team properly capable of fucking most cunts up. It was with a bit of surprise one must admit, when previous hotseat-filler Paul Heckingbottom managed to get them up into the Top Flight... always thought him a useless bastard after the Hibs-fiasco. Forgiveness is found in the knowledge it's a team most managers would be able to forge a reputation with... he is actually shite (let's see if he can make Dad Eat his Words ✌️. He willnae). EXETER Two Wins and a Draw from the last 3 Exeter have earned - all without conceding a fucking goal Attack a joy also - 6 goals slipped home in their last 5 Visitors cambridge havenae won a game in 11 tries hahaha - useless After losing a couple games early on - Exeter have slipped in a wee bitty under the radar... closer analysis reveals a team scoring and defending terrifically in equal measure 👍. Despite being 10th - they've a game in hand over Wrexham which'd put them just a point behind them given a victory was achieved 😎. Chuck on top they're at home to the bottom team, you've a team on the rapid ascent 📈 "Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost." Dad - July 4th, 2020. The odds are tumbling in. The bookies know. 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BaaBaaRedSheep Posted Saturday at 10:02 AM Share Posted Saturday at 10:02 AM 13 hours ago, Dad said: Solid as a rock this one son - the road to Hampden is paved with fucking gold 🪙 Absolutely auld yin, Mon the DWT!!! 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted Saturday at 05:31 PM Author Share Posted Saturday at 05:31 PM Cheers Coventry 👍 Mark Robins: You're a cunt Link to comment
BaaBaaRedSheep Posted Saturday at 07:08 PM Share Posted Saturday at 07:08 PM 1 hour ago, Dad said: Cheers Coventry 👍 Mark Robins: You're a cunt Feckin Owls should hoot off. Unlucky auld yin. Link to comment
Dad Posted Saturday at 08:04 PM Author Share Posted Saturday at 08:04 PM 54 minutes ago, BaaBaaRedSheep said: Feckin Owls should hoot off. Unlucky auld yin. Ach at least a Double to cover the pain ✌️ Did win last international break, so obviously that's a thing now 😎 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted Saturday at 08:39 PM Share Posted Saturday at 08:39 PM 1 hour ago, BaaBaaRedSheep said: Feckin Owls should hoot off. Unlucky auld yin. 34 minutes ago, Dad said: Ach at least a Double to cover the pain ✌️ Did win last international break, so obviously that's a thing now 😎 Was watching SSN and they switched to the Coventry game for a last gasp winner... ...ah no. Link to comment
Dad Posted Saturday at 10:12 PM Author Share Posted Saturday at 10:12 PM 1 hour ago, Don Fonte said: Was watching SSN and they switched to the Coventry game for a last gasp winner... ...ah no. Coventry hit the bar in the 62nd minute as well 😭 Just wasnae meant to fucking be 😕 Link to comment
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