HairyPie Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 There are boundaries to even the most relaxed philosophy Chebs min. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Or @@RAZOR. He’s Harry Potter daft. Happy to accept. Everyone is allowed a guilty pleasure. The Dark Lord Shall Rise Once More. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Happy to accept. Everyone is allowed a guilty pleasure. For most grown men that would be sexual. Edit: apologies, yours likely is too Link to comment
SheepieBaaBaa Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Pet hate People who say "Just saying" before or after a comment. Clearly they are not "just saying", they are making a fucking point. If you are making a point, make it properly, stand behind it and be ready to back it up with facts. Don't say something in order to sway opinion and then when the point gets shot down in flames, go .....well I was just saying. On a similar note, any cunt who, in a meeting, sees something that they think is wrong and says "I'm confused by this" or similar. If you think it is wrong, have the balls to say it. You aren't confused, you are challenging the data and if it turns out you are wrong, you have a get out of jail without looking stupid card......."oh, thanks, that cleared up the confusion". If you are genuinely confused you should get the fuck out of the meeting until you sort your head out. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 ^ I take it you go to a lot of meetings? My last job was a constant procession of them. Fucking hated it. I was generally room meat, sitting saying fuck all. Soul destroying. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 ^ I take it you go to a lot of meetings? My last job was a constant procession of them. Fucking hated it. I was generally room meat, sitting saying fuck all. Soul destroying.What meetings do you have in a drive thru? 3 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 ^ I take it you go to a lot of meetings? My last job was a constant procession of them. Fucking hated it. I was generally room meat, sitting saying fuck all. Soul destroying.Moobs you need to get yourself some career progression. Right now as eh wander along the beach (aye, on that hat) there are people in the office discussing things and will be reporting back to me tomorrow. "They'll be happy stinking cunt blah blah" Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 He needs to work on his jealousy & hatred for all and low self esteem first. This time next year he could be promoted to flipping the burgersLol at the wage slave Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted November 28, 2018 Share Posted November 28, 2018 Fuckin' Harry Snotter. Anyone who has seen any of those films / read the books - instantly filed under geek.Fuck you you cunt! You’ll get your chunky poser watch rammed up your fuckin hoop! Jokes, but I am a geek. Don’t slag us, you posing bastard Link to comment
Fridge Posted November 28, 2018 Share Posted November 28, 2018 Pet hate People who say "Just saying" before or after a comment. Clearly they are not "just saying", they are making a fucking point. If you are making a point, make it properly, stand behind it and be ready to back it up with facts. Don't say something in order to sway opinion and then when the point gets shot down in flames, go .....well I was just saying. On a similar note, any cunt who, in a meeting, sees something that they think is wrong and says "I'm confused by this" or similar. If you think it is wrong, have the balls to say it. You aren't confused, you are challenging the data and if it turns out you are wrong, you have a get out of jail without looking stupid card......."oh, thanks, that cleared up the confusion". If you are genuinely confused you should get the fuck out of the meeting until you sort your head out.Big meetings are always a total fucking waste of time, first up is the round table intros where nobody gives a flying fuck who anyone is apart from some bell end who takes notes, I’ve forgotten a second afterwards unless they are a hot bird. If you happen to be really unlucky you get an icebreaker where you have to act or draw on a white board or some shit. Ace. Five hours of shite where the only the only enjoyment is lunch. Then of course the any questions at the end where some prick pipes up with total shite and the wrap up pros and cons where someone hilarious says the coffee was good and moans about the air con or some pish. 1 1 Link to comment
HairyPie Posted November 28, 2018 Share Posted November 28, 2018 Fuck you you cunt! You’ll get your chunky poser watch rammed up your fuckin hoop! Jokes, but I am a geek. Don’t slag us, you posing bastard Surprised that a Potter fan knows swear words. Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 28, 2018 Share Posted November 28, 2018 Big meetings are always a total fucking waste of time, first up is the round table intros where nobody gives a flying fuck who anyone is apart from some bell end who takes notes, I’ve forgotten a second afterwards unless they are a hot bird. If you happen to be really unlucky you get an icebreaker where you have to act or draw on a white board or some shit. Ace. Five hours of shite where the only the only enjoyment is lunch. Then of course the any questions at the end where some prick pipes up with total shite and the wrap up pros and cons where someone hilarious says the coffee was good and moans about the air con or some pish.That sounds like hell on Earth. Genuinely. Couldn't last a day in that environment. Link to comment
Fridge Posted November 28, 2018 Share Posted November 28, 2018 It fucking is Poodler, does my nut, absolute waste of everyone’s time. You can tell within a second there are a few people who know what they are talking about and the rest just happy to get a free bacon roll at the meeting. Honestly reckon that’s what has half fucked Aberdeen (clearly the oil price has nae helped), too many folk without a clue getting overpaid when the going was good and complete lack of common sense. Link to comment
HairyPie Posted November 28, 2018 Share Posted November 28, 2018 I do enjoy a catered meeting. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted November 28, 2018 Share Posted November 28, 2018 Big meetings are always a total fucking waste of time, first up is the round table intros where nobody gives a flying fuck who anyone is apart from some bell end who takes notes, I’ve forgotten a second afterwards unless they are a hot bird.If you happen to be really unlucky you get an icebreaker where you have to act or draw on a white board or some shit. Ace.Five hours of shite where the only the only enjoyment is lunch.Then of course the any questions at the end where some prick pipes up with total shite and the wrap up pros and cons where someone hilarious says the coffee was good and moans about the air con or some pish.For the icebreaker ever played the chicken fox and grain? 2 Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted November 28, 2018 Share Posted November 28, 2018 Chicken and a fox? Bloodbath! Link to comment
Fridge Posted November 28, 2018 Share Posted November 28, 2018 There’s been a rape up there. Sometimes the complaints will be false. Link to comment
Fridge Posted November 28, 2018 Share Posted November 28, 2018 To be honest, you sound like the kind of guy who doesn't add much If you don't care who is there and made time to be at the meeting, then maybe you shouldn't be thereIncorrect MT, completely the opposite, you maybe haven’t experienced the corporate wank a lot of us have had to endure in Aberdeen. I am 100% happy to mentor or help people but the fact is these things are a complete waste of everyone’s time. Maybe I shouldn’t be there and should be doing some work. Fact is I know my weaknesses and delegate tasks to people who know a lot more about the subject than I do. Fuck me I had to go on one where you got Lego bricks that you were supposed to put on your desk to show your personality. Office life is nae difficult, get on with your job, show ambition and ask for help if you need. Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 28, 2018 Share Posted November 28, 2018 This forum must make no sense to folk who aren't aware of Wernham Hogg Link to comment
RAZOR Posted November 28, 2018 Share Posted November 28, 2018 Folk that pretend they don't sleep at night. Wtf is that shit all about. Link to comment
Henry Posted November 28, 2018 Share Posted November 28, 2018 Incorrect MT, completely the opposite, you maybe haven’t experienced the corporate wank a lot of us have had to endure in Aberdeen. Lol I imagine MT thrives on corporate bullshit 1 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 28, 2018 Share Posted November 28, 2018 Lol I imagine MT thrives on corporate bullshitRemember that inspiration quote on his home office wall. Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted November 28, 2018 Share Posted November 28, 2018 The irony of insomniacs boring every cunt else to sleep . Link to comment
shut up meg Posted November 28, 2018 Share Posted November 28, 2018 Lol I imagine MT thrives on corporate bullshit Aye, he does the catering for them. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted November 28, 2018 Share Posted November 28, 2018 I was on the lego bricks one last Friday - absolute nonsense. Walked out with a 18 page document about my personality - given to me by folk who don't know me. Then told to display my lego bricks on my desk - wise up. Link to comment
HairyPie Posted November 28, 2018 Share Posted November 28, 2018 I was on the lego bricks one last Friday - absolute nonsense. Walked out with a 18 page document about my personality - given to me by folk who don't know me. Then told to display my lego bricks on my desk - wise up. No need to be so red-yellow about it all. Link to comment
Henry Posted November 28, 2018 Share Posted November 28, 2018 lovely stuff Nah, they were a bit watery as I recall. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 28, 2018 Share Posted November 28, 2018 Which was?No idea that’s why I’m asking Henry. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted November 28, 2018 Share Posted November 28, 2018 Money don’t make my world go round, I’m reaching out for a higher ground?? 1 Link to comment
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