Pet Hates

[mcdougall(4)]

Reboots of film franchises. I saw today that Pirate of the Caribbean is getting one. Just fuck off with that pish.

 

I'll go further TV SHOWS, just seen they are making Magnum PI, who thinks that is a good idea ffs.

[daytripping]

Should smoke in yer Ys one night DT fot a giggle

 

I do pal, they just don't look, it's disgusting. I'm getting tired of seeing young pert breasts.

[daytripping]

They don't, and we all know they don't

 

You, are a sad , sad person

 

EH!! Lol.

 

I am sad, that's why I love watching young girls undress. Sorry.

[daytripping]

It doesn't happen and we both know it doesn't

 

Pathetic that you feel the need to try and suggest it does

 

Gives a thorough insight into you

 

Haha, I agree it doesn't happen, never seen stuff like this before. But in the interests of AFC chat etiquette I will prove my point, watch this spot pal. Love your chin btw.

[daytripping]

For the record Frankie I've shagged so many birds this year I'm taking the winter off as I can't be arsed dating in the cold, making up stories of seeing tits isn't on my agenda, lol xx take a night off min.

[Arabian Knight]

see cunts siyin yer palid skin complexions fae the africanos n chinks wit sailed up the clyde in 1912. thir in yer bloodline wee man, yer pert aubergine

[Pubes Macdonald]

Guys with tote bags.

 

Fucking poofs.

[Chewie37]

Should smoke in yer Ys one night DT fot a giggle

Why should he cover up??

[ebbe]

It doesn't happen and we both know it doesn't

Pathetic that you feel the need to try and suggest it does

Gives a thorough insight into you

Fuck me, I agree.

 

What an affront.

[For Fecks Sake]

Blokes who wear skinny jeans and shoes with no socks.

[YorkDon]

Working out in the sticks these days and the amount of cunts who wait til they actually see you in front of hem before turning off their full beam is disgraceful.

Utter cunts think blinding you as you’re coming towards them is a good idea...

[BrianFaePerth]

The tactic of flicking your full beam back on until they turn theirs off always works a treat for me.

 

No need for plan B as yet thankfully.

They are flashing their lights coz you're going the wrong way down the motorway you silly auld cunt.

[Old manny]

In the sticks as Yorkie fucking alluded to Bri, you wee prick.

 

You seriously need to take a good hard look at yourself in the mirror.

Pointless exercise Dad! There would be no reflection. He canna cross running water either.

[Fridge]

Folk Buster Keaton at pub quizzes. Was at one tonight and some outrageous google answers were being produced.

 

Fuck sake it’s nae who wants to be a millionaire, point in slyly googling the length of the River Nile for a round of drinks.

[Redforever86]

Folk Buster Keaton at pub quizzes. Was at one tonight and some outrageous google answers were being produced.

 

Fuck sake it’s nae who wants to be a millionaire, point in slyly googling the length of the River Nile for a round of drinks.

 

4,258 miles

[Fridge]

4,258 miles

You can be in my team next week

[Redforever86]

You can be in my team next week

 

Only if I can bring my phone. 

[Poodler]

Fray Bentos.

 

Haha +1

[Fridge]

Fuck sake Hanz now we’re all intrigued at what outrageous shit you posted!

[Betty Swallicks]

Folk who use hands free/talk into their mobiles at arms length.

[BrianFaePerth]

Folk who use hands free/talk into their mobiles at arms length.

Anyone who uses a mobile for talking to someone.

 

That's what texts are for ffs

[Fridge]

Folk that “have” to step outside a meeting and take a call when it is clear that it is of fuck all of importance.

 

Unless your wife is pregnant or you are high level management what the fuck could possibly not wait till the meeting ends you total cock.

 

In hindsight if it was an elaborate plan to get out of the horseshit presentation I had to endure, maybe the boy is a legend.

[BrianFaePerth]

Folk that “have” to step outside a meeting and take a call when it is clear that it is of fuck all of importance.

Unless your wife is pregnant or you are high level management what the fuck could possibly not wait till the meeting ends you total cock.

In hindsight if it was an elaborate plan to get out of the horseshit presentation I had to endure, maybe the boy is a legend.

Up your presentation game.

[Fridge]

I wasn’t presenting but thinking of adapting the boys tactics to escape as it was horrendous.

 

Another one that fucks me off is in the “wrap up” and anyone got any questions. Everyone just wants to get the fuck out and there is always some prick pipes up with some shit that is basically trying to make a name for himself.

 

I noticed from the recent financial results that I have been reading.....

 

Was wondering what our long term strategy is.....

 

Fuck off you self promoting prick everybody is just wanting to get back to their desks and browse the internet

[manboobs109]

I was on a training thing once, data protection, it was fucking brutal. A boy i worked with just stood up, said "sorry somethings come up" and walked out. Didn't even pretend to get a message or that. Genius.

[Hewitt a the pies]

 Or in our place when our boss has some high heid cunt in and we make a pact beforehand to contribute fuck all to the meeting." Come on, someone must have something to add?"   silence. uneasy looks. cough. silence   " Ok, thanks everyone"        

That's Sports Direct for you Hanz! 

[Poodler]

I was on a training thing once, data protection, it was fucking brutal. A boy i worked with just stood up, said "sorry somethings come up" and walked out. Didn't even pretend to get a message or that. Genius.

Haha, superb

[Hewitt a the pies]

 I know.  "  Do you want a big bag to put your keyring in?"

Euphemism?

We don't do refunds.

[Fridge]

I was on a training thing once, data protection, it was fucking brutal. A boy i worked with just stood up, said "sorry somethings come up" and walked out. Didn't even pretend to get a message or that. Genius.

Been better if he just didn’t say a word and walked out. Full respect though.

 

Or then paused at the door, threw his pass on the table and said fuck this shit.

[Hewitt a the pies]

Been better if he just didn’t say a word and walked out. Full respect though.

 

Or then paused at the door, threw his pass on the table and said fuck this shit.

A loud fart before you close the door is always a softener!