Pet Hates

[Robbie Winters]

Folk that give their house novelty names.

Spotted "The Alamo" last night on a quiet suburban street.

[buchanskii]

Colleagues talking non-stop at work about trivial matters, usually woman

[StandFree1982]

All these brand new, all knowing, "politicians" that have came out of the woodwork because they read an article, or shared a post, and suddenly think they know everything.

[Poodler]

All these brand new, all knowing, "politicians" that have came out of the woodwork because they read an article, or shared a post, and suddenly think they know everything.

Tup?

[Chewie37]

Folk that give their house novelty names.

Spotted "The Alamo" last night on a quiet suburban street.

My brothers house is called 'Paramount' Hahahaha shit bar

[StandFree1982]

Animals being put down for attacking humans that have entered their habitat.

 

If a man jumps into a lions cage, fuck him. Don't go saving the cunt by killing the poor Lion who was sitting there minding it's business until some bellend came jumping into it's cage.

[DD1903]

People that think a cage is an animal's 'habitat' ?

[looksgoodinred]

People that think a cage is an animal's 'habitat'

 

in zoos or in their homes.

 

if you're not prepared to be at home more often than not, you shouldn't have a dog. a dog doesn't belong in a crate for 10 hours a day, every work day.

[Iraq_Red]

My wife likes to listen to Original 106 in the morning and in between them playing Roxette-The Look: The Clash-Rock The Casbah & Genesis, they have this unbearable advert for Aberdeen Airport Parking with someone doing a very poor impersonation of BA from The A Team and it is probably the worst advert I've ever had the displeasure to hear

[Robbie Winters]

My wife likes to listen to Original 106 in the morning and in between them playing Roxette-The Look: The Clash-Rock The Casbah & Genesis, they have this unbearable advert for Aberdeen Airport Parking with someone doing a very poor impersonation of BA from The A Team and it is probably the worst advert I've ever had the displeasure to hear

Used to listen to Original a few years back as they were playing a lot of indie stuff but now it is just shite, although I get mixed up between that and Northsound.

Whatever one of them has some bloke with some lassie adlibbing and laughing outrageously at anything remotely funny is a reason I'd rather listen to NECR to hear about missing sheep

[Pudgie]

 

in zoos or in their homes.

 

if you're not prepared to be at home more often than not, you shouldn't have a dog. a dog doesn't belong in a crate for 10 hours a day, every work day.

However it does belong in a crate overnight if it decides the hallway is fair game for a brand new toilet. Shout out to you Deek you fucking nightmare! Never pees or poops during the day when he's left though. Must be the darkness he's feart o. Stupid wee moch.

 

 

 

Pish adverts are awful. There's the happy plant garden centre one to the tune of Happy Days and the kids, who have obviously trained for weeks, have been given the wrong last note. Like nails on a fucking chalkboard every time I hear it!

[Poodler]

Used to listen to Original a few years back as they were playing a lot of indie stuff but now it is just shite, although I get mixed up between that and Northsound.

Whatever one of them has some bloke with some lassie adlibbing and laughing outrageously at anything remotely funny is a reason I'd rather listen to NECR to hear about missing sheep

Speaking of missing sheep, I ran up Morven yesterday oot the back of dinnet and found a lamb that was stuck in a bog on the hill and it's Ma was going raj from inside their field. Knee deep in mud to carry the cunt oot and over the fence back to its Ma.

 

Perhaps this is the wrong thread for that though.

 

 

Wet muddy trail shoes.

 

Driving home bare footed.

[The Cockney Don]

My wife likes to listen to Original 106 in the morning and in between them playing Roxette-The Look: The Clash-Rock The Casbah & Genesis, they have this unbearable advert for Aberdeen Airport Parking with someone doing a very poor impersonation of BA from The A Team and it is probably the worst advert I've ever had the displeasure to hear

[Chewie37]

Radio adlibbers...yes - the ultimate cunts.

Morning-ah guyzzzz - oh my goodness put the bins out last night, and one ripped open - bin juice everywhere guyzzz bin juice eh-vree-where-ah!!!! Quiz coming up...and a reminder of this mornings question....how do you spell radio? First though heres rhianna.

Robin Galloway cracked the joke "my mum told me I had a face for radio" I told him "aye and you've a voice for newspapers" he wasn't impressed

[Chewie37]

Folk who say asshole.......its arsehole you...well arsehole

[Robbie Winters]

Speaking of missing sheep, I ran up Morven yesterday oot the back of dinnet and found a lamb that was stuck in a bog on the hill and it's Ma was going raj from inside their field. Knee deep in mud to carry the cunt oot and over the fence back to its Ma.

 

Perhaps this is the wrong thread for that though.

 

 

Wet muddy trail shoes.

 

Driving home bare footed.

Well done Poodles

Will see if we can get a interview set up on NECR, they would fkn love that story

[johnstrac]

People who cling to technicalities to get them off when they've been speeding, "it was only 33", "the camera was too high/low", "there was no warning".

If you're going too fast you'll get caught.

[RAZOR]

Folk who speed then brake right before an average speed camera

[ebbe]

Folk that moan about trivial matters.

[tup]

Folk that moan about trivial matters.

Exactly, like this fucking EU referendum.

[The Boofon]

Tradesmen who leave a mess so bad that the following tradesmen canna work.

 

Fucking raging.

[Chewie37]

Folk that moan about folk moaning about trivial matters

[Jigot]

Apprentices who don't show after the builder organises the " Forkie " especially, to get a roof loaded as the front of the plots are getting dug up on Monday for services.

Fucken 10 pallet o tiles.

I was blawin' oot ma broon star by 11 and never got done till half bastardin 4.

He'll be gettin' a sharp toe poke tae the clackers on Monday.

[Poodler]

Folk that use the word 'grut' for crying. Usually common aberdonian hoose wives.

 

Speaking about a child 'he grut all night'.

 

As if it's past tense of greetin'

[Jigot]

Folk that use the word 'grut' for crying. Usually common aberdonian hoose wives.

 

Speaking about a child 'he grut all night'.

 

As if it's past tense of greetin'

Give them something to greet for shuts them up. Ironic Ah ken but there ye go.

[Chewie37]

Apprentices who don't show after the builder organises the " Forkie " especially, to get a roof loaded as the front of the plots are getting dug up on Monday for services.

Fucken 10 pallet o tiles.

I was blawin' oot ma broon star by 11 and never got done till half bastardin 4.

He'll be gettin' a sharp toe poke tae the clackers on Monday.

He'll have been fingerin some Craigmillar bird in Cav on Friday night

[Poodler]

Give them something to greet for shuts them up. Ironic Ah ken but there ye go.

I haven't hit a woman, if i had, I would make a post in the 'have you ever hit a woman' thread. RIP

[Chewie37]

Folk that use the word 'grut' for crying. Usually common aberdonian hoose wives.

Speaking about a child 'he grut all night'.

As if it's past tense of greetin'

Must be dumb folk use that, I thought it was 'gret' as in "he gret a' night min"

[Jigot]

I haven't hit a woman, if i had, I would make a post in the 'have you ever hit a woman' thread. RIP

Naw min, Ah think the 2 of us are getting mixed up here.

I'd never hit, nor would condone hitting a wimmin.

It was something my auld Maw would say tae me and it usually worked.

[Jigot]

He'll have been fingerin some Craigmillar bird in Cav on Friday night

Ah Jurassic Park. I think it's shut noo.

He's just addicted tae Facebook. The wee cunt's sleepin' before I get to the end of the street when I pick him up in the mornings.