Pet Hates

[Chewie37]

Ah Jurassic Park. I think it's shut noo.

He's just addicted tae Facebook. The wee cunt's sleepin' before I get to the end of the street when I pick him up in the mornings.

Nah it changed name a couple of times I think, it's definitely Cav again now though. Think the last time I went in was about 6years ago and I was about ten years too old then!!

 

Today's pet hate, youngsters, the bastards

[ericblack4boss]

Speaking of missing sheep, I ran up Morven yesterday oot the back of dinnet and found a lamb that was stuck in a bog on the hill and it's Ma was going raj from inside their field. Knee deep in mud to carry the cunt oot and over the fence back to its Ma.

 

Perhaps this is the wrong thread for that though.

 

 

Wet muddy trail shoes.

 

Driving home bare footed.

Poodler, you just prevented it from achieving its lifelong ambition, to die.

You fucking sadist.

[StandFree1982]

Folk who call you tight because your not willing to pay over the odds for something which is blatantly a rip off. I have mates who if you gave them two exact same items where one was £5 and the other was £8, they would choose to buy the £8 one in fear of being called "cheap".

[Tommy]

Folk that reckon we are lethal from out wide.

[Pudgie]

Folk that reckon we are lethal from out wide.

 

 

 

Negative old codgers that are still living in the 80's

 

 

 

 

In fact, the old cunt that sits behind us at Pittodrie is in my Pet Hates. Nobody in the box on Thursday and he screams "get the ball in the box!". Now our wide players manage to get awhoora assists but expecting us to score with nae cunt in the box is ambitious to say the least. "Get it forward!" is another favourite. Jack had 3 players on his back with no cover and played it back to Lewis and he screamed at him for playing it back. Just nae sense at a'!

[granite sheep]

Geeky cunts that whine about the latest blockbuster live action movie of their favourite 80s cartoon franchise. Usually whining, "THEY'RE RAPING MY CHILDHOOD".

 

Sorry, but my childhood was the Fergie era.

 

Portaloo, Smiffy, Willie, Aitken, and Alex Miller raped it by fucking up the side big time in the late 80s-90s.

 

Did I whine about it in an effeminate squeaky voice? Did I fuck. I grumbled about it then went and got pished and took part in some of the demos. And then got pished more and grumbled even more.

 

Oh, and retarded bastards on roundabouts that indicate left then go right/ vice versa. Even more so when they're oncoming traffic.

[spamspamspam]

Oh, and retarded bastards on roundabouts that indicate left then go right/ vice versa. Even more so when they're oncoming traffic.

 

At least they are using their indicators.

Fuckers round me must all be telepathic, might be a byproduct of inbreeding.

Only time I see them is when the kids are using them for disco lights down the graveyard.

[Robbie Winters]

Folk using fkn emojis on all work emails.

 

"Thanks for that update "

[daytripping]

Top gear without Clarkson, Hammond and May, just isn't the same, they were brilliant together and made the show.

[daytripping]

Clarkson is the most under rated presenter ever on top of that, lovely guy who spoke from the heart, would be a great politician.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Persons who call restaurants "eateries".

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Only being able to bring back a small amount of beer from my German Holiday, because the car was so full of "baby stuff". Argh! In retrospect I should have asked the wife to walk back.

[Robbie Winters]

Workies vans whose dashboards are a fkn midden - parking tickets, post-it notes, paint brushes, keys ,notepads, biros, bits for lavvies but worst of all food and drink. There are children in Africa starving

[StandFree1982]

Workies vans whose dashboards are a fkn midden - parking tickets, post-it notes, paint brushes, keys ,notepads, biros, bits for lavvies but worst of all food and drink. There are children in Africa starving

I'm not entirely sure what the connection is between starving African kids and the mess of a Ford Transit?

 

Unless you are saying that there are starving African children on the dashboard as well?

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Workies vans whose dashboards are a fkn midden - parking tickets, post-it notes, paint brushes, keys ,notepads, biros, bits for lavvies but worst of all food and drink. There are children in Africa starving

 

Aye and about 3 weeks worth of the Sun / Record jammed in between the windscreen and dash.

[Bluto10]

Top gear without Clarkson, Hammond and May, just isn't the same, they were brilliant together and made the show.

That's be like here but without us.

 

[Robbie Winters]

I'm not entirely sure what the connection is between starving African kids and the mess of a Ford Transit?

 

Unless you are saying that there are starving African children on the dashboard as well?

There may well be under the detritus but all that half eaten Ginsters and Lucozade would certainly benefit them more than cooking away in the cab

[Chewie37]

Going to a delivery company office to pick up a parcel the opposite side of the city, only to be told they've moved closer to where you live. Kunts

[Jigot]

 

Aye and about 3 weeks worth of the Sun / Record jammed in between the windscreen and dash.

Disposable lighters blaw up when jammed at the bottom of the windscreen so harvesting redtops is just a safety measure. It's better than a parapet of sandbags.

[daytripping]

That's be like here but without us.

 

 

Place would wither and die pal, Tup would top himself.

 

[manboobs109]

Workies vans whose dashboards are a fkn midden - parking tickets, post-it notes, paint brushes, keys ,notepads, biros, bits for lavvies but worst of all food and drink. There are children in Africa starving

Fucking proper grafters van that. Mine is a tip. Do you reckon the african bairns wouldn't be starving if workies didn't leave half their piece in a van?

[tup]

 

Place would wither and die pal, Tup would top himself.

 

I'd miss you.

 

Bluto can GTF. You and I both know he's a complete prick, we discussed it in Dingwall remember.

[Chewie37]

Place would wither and die pal, Tup would top himself.

 

Tup topped? Sounds like an 80's dessert topping......

[Chewie37]

[alscotoz]

 

You're trying waaaaaaaaaaaaay too hard, Chewie.

[Chewie37]

You're trying waaaaaaaaaaaaay too hard, Chewie.

That wasn't thaaaaaaaat bad

[Jigot]

Trying to open they wee plastic bags fer to put yer rolls intae, in the Copie. Ma fuckin rolls are stale by the time Ah get one opened. Paper pokes, what's wrong wi a poke?

[BWG]

Two snail paced side by side fat cunts, filling up a pavement. Move iut of the fucking way jabbas'.

A.k.a Ash Taylor and Andrew Considine.

[Jigot]

Two snail paced side by side fat cunts, filling up a pavement. Move iut of the fucking way jabbas'.

Were the wearing black jobbie catchers and white high heels? Sexy as fuck!

[jassb]

Here we here we here we fucking go

 

Fucking hate it and the cunts that sing it. Wedge fucks.