Pet Hates

[DD1903]

Remember the poster on here that claimed to be climbing some mountain is road somewhere? Loads fired money in. Did we ever see proof she did it?

[BaaBaaRedSheep]

2 hours ago, Poodler said:

People doing stuff for charity (really just massaging their own ego)

 

someone at work is giving it the ‘I just want to give something back to the community’ big talk cos they’re doing a sponsored swim. Vulgar.
 

truly altruistic people (like Dode Michael) keep it quiet.

 

(Potential thread - what charitable things do you do) 

Agree on all counts. 

Nothing boils my piss more than a self publicising prick with little or fuck all to self publicise about.

Son suffers from Crohns and is,  thankfully, after a couple of ops, living a relatively normal life now.

After his first op he did a 10k to raise funds for Crohns research, raised over £2k and didn't raise a fuss 'cos he appreciated the care he had received. 

 

[Fridge]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Cunts that basically just want others to fund their selfless trek/holiday to Chile or suchlike. “I’m walking 20 miles a day blah blah “  Get fucked. 

Aye that does my nut aswell I’m needing cash for a charity trip when half the cash is for travelling.

That said I’m going to Vegas for dying kids in Africa if anyone wants to donate.

[Roger Ramjet 62]

Cats if we're on about actual pets. 

If we're speaking about just anything we hate the list is too long to cover. Far too long. I'll pick three of them at random :

Rangers fans of any age at all. Every man, woman and child. From the youngest baby to the oldest bed pisser. I genuinely want them all dead and I do mean them all. 

Aberdonians who don't support Aberdeen.

Fish pie unless it's a Bruce of the Broch Smoked Haddock job.

 

[BrianFaePerth]

4 minutes ago, Roger Ramjet 62 said:

Cats if we're on about actual pets. 

If we're speaking about just anything we hate the list is too long to cover. Far too long. I'll pick three of them at random :

Rangers fans of any age at all. Every man, woman and child. From the youngest baby to the oldest bed pisser. I genuinely want them all dead and I do mean them all. 

Aberdonians who don't support Aberdeen.

Fish pie unless it's a Bruce of the Broch Smoked Haddock job.

 

 

Aye ok Scott

[Roger Ramjet 62]

2 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Aye ok Scott

I'm not Scott. Neither on here nor in the real world. So either you're replying to the wrong person or you're just a bit odd. Which is it.

[BaaBaaRedSheep]

3 minutes ago, Roger Ramjet 62 said:

Cats if we're on about actual pets. 

If we're speaking about just anything we hate the list is too long to cover. Far too long. I'll pick three of them at random :

Rangers fans of any age at all. Every man, woman and child. From the youngest baby to the oldest bed pisser. I genuinely want them all dead and I do mean them all. 

Aberdonians who don't support Aberdeen.

Fish pie unless it's a Bruce of the Broch Smoked Haddock job.

 

 

Hate fish pie but ironically like all other forms of fish dish.

Yep hunnery in any form should always be repulsed.

As a parent my job was almost done when I passed down 3 essential attributes to my son namely love football, support the Dons and feckin hate the Huns with a passion.

Once those life lessons were drilled we moved on to the 3 "R's" and tying laces🙃.

[BrianFaePerth]

3 minutes ago, Roger Ramjet 62 said:

I'm not Scott. Neither on here nor in the real world. So either you're replying to the wrong person or you're just a bit odd. Which is it.

You’ll be banned on here within days so it doesn’t matter tbf

[Roger Ramjet 62]

4 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

You’ll be banned on here within days so it doesn’t matter tbf

You're from Perth so what you say or do really doesn't matter in the greater scheme of things. 

Know thy place.

[BrianFaePerth]

2 minutes ago, Roger Ramjet 62 said:

You're from Perth so what you say or do really doesn't matter in the greater scheme of things. 

Know thy place.

Eh do. Top boy on the hat and has been for years.

[Roger Ramjet 62]

Just now, BrianFaePerth said:

Eh do. Top boy on the hat and has been for years.

What's "the hat" and I'm guessing you mean 'have' rather than "has"?

[Fridge]

4 minutes ago, Roger Ramjet 62 said:

You're from Perth so what you say or do really doesn't matter in the greater scheme of things. 

Know thy place.

Hoi just because he has repulsive body odour doesn’t mean a new kid on the block can have a pop. 

[Roger Ramjet 62]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

@mods please do the necessary 👍

No one and I mean no one likes a grass. 

[BrianFaePerth]

1 minute ago, Roger Ramjet 62 said:

No one and I mean no one likes a grass. 

@Grays Babylon 1875

[Poodler]

33 minutes ago, Roger Ramjet 62 said:

Cats if we're on about actual pets. 

 

 

🧐

[Fridge]

Out for lunch and they asked if I had any allergies, well I’ve clearly read the menu and selected what the fuck could possibly be unexpectedly in it that I could be allergic to, pepper or something. Was going to say Huns but I just said no I’m fine thanks.

[BrianFaePerth]

Cool story bro 

[Fridge]

11 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Cool story bro 

Cheers

[Bluto10]

go and tell it again fridge

[Fridge]

Just now, Bluto10 said:

go and tell it again fridge

Well the waitress came over……

 

Anyway got her phone number so fuck you all.

[Ramandu]

23 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Well the waitress came over……

 

Anyway got her phone number so fuck you all.

Ah no Fridge, you mean at the end of the meal she gave you a bit of paper with numbers on it? That wasn't her phone number.

[For Fecks Sake]

Folk that stand RIGHT behind you when queuing for stuff. Just had some lassie stand what felt like 1" behind me in the que at the supermarket checkout. So much so that I checked my wallet in case she was trying to pick pocket me. Back the fuck off wont you!

[Fridge]

51 minutes ago, Ramandu said:

Ah no Fridge, you mean at the end of the meal she gave you a bit of paper with numbers on it? That wasn't her phone number.

Nah it’s definetly a phone number 07777 77777

[Roberto]

3 hours ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Folk that stand RIGHT behind you when queuing for stuff. Just had some lassie stand what felt like 1" behind me in the que at the supermarket checkout. So much so that I checked my wallet in case she was trying to pick pocket me. Back the fuck off wont you!

Get this at my local shop regularly and weirdly 4 occasions its been the same wifey who is simply just an ignorant fat cunt.

I'd had enough and turned and said 'can I help you' - looked at me with complete bewilderment.

You constantly seem to want in my personal space, the shop assistant and tills aren't going anywhere, stand the fuck back.

She wasn't best pleased. Good.

Does my fucking box in that.

[Roberto]

Double. FTH.

[manboobs109]

Those shit paper holders you get that only give you individual sheets of flimsy as fuck shit paper.

[dazzy_deff]

30 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Those shit paper holders you get that only give you individual sheets of flimsy as fuck shit paper.

3 or 4 on top of each other, fold it in half, bobs your uncle.

[milne_afc]

47 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Those shit paper holders you get that only give you individual sheets of flimsy as fuck shit paper.

You been to Asda?

[Roger Ramjet 62]

22 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

3 or 4 on top of each other, fold it in half, bobs your uncle.

Classic case where the old adage "buy cheap, buy dear" is bob on. 

[dazzy_deff]

6 minutes ago, Roger Ramjet 62 said:

Classic case where the old adage "buy cheap, buy dear" is bob on. 

My work have that bog paper in question. Doesn't bother me using wads of it the profits the cunts are posting.