tommo1903 Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Was it the Jessica Simposon that was in the Dukes of Hazard? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Was it the Jessica Simposon that was in the Dukes of Hazard?Yes. She didn't have the first o in her surname back then. Link to comment
E-P-K Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 Paul, Hope you enjoyed your round at Buckpool today, fine day for it . Link to comment
paullawrie Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 Paul, Hope you enjoyed your round at Buckpool today, fine day for it .Really enjoyed it as always at buckpool, awesome day hardly a breeze , 8 clubs pencil bag perfect Paul Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 Really enjoyed it as always at buckpool, awesome day hardly a breeze , 8 clubs pencil bag perfect PaulYou ever played the course at Cullen Paul? Much better than Buckpool. Very challenging. Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 You ever played the course at Cullen Paul? Much better than Buckpool. Very challenging.It's got a hole on the ChutneyLove's Round With a Putter challenge, so more prestigious than Buckpool. Played Buckpool once with my ex's Da who is a member there. My word she had smashing tits. Link to comment
Guest Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 Buckpool best greens in the universe, often. Cullen best fun in the universe, sometimes. The Broch, always awesome. Moray is fantastic. Royal Abz is depressing. Peterheid will come good finally now they have a new (and good) greenkeeper. Is that a good enough synopsis of NE Links? Any o you cunts want to argue about that? Oh aye, I forgot. Trump is shite. All compress and no release. Murcar quirky but good fun. Newburgh? Nah. Strathlene and Tarlair fun. Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 I still say The Kings Links is a top course - would be better if they build a continuous fence around it.A much different course off the back tees to the boxes. Two holes that could be done with improvement are the 8th and 12th, other than that, cracking course late Spring, early Summer. Link to comment
Guest Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 It used to be chunts. Always loved the Links. It's been badly neglected by the most useless council in world history. Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 I wasn't speaking about condition - sorry to hear if it's been let go - I was mainly talking about set-up. Link to comment
E-P-K Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 Buckpool best greens in the universe, often. Cullen best fun in the universe, sometimes. The Broch, always awesome. Moray is fantastic. Royal Abz is depressing. Peterheid will come good finally now they have a new (and good) greenkeeper. Is that a good enough synopsis of NE Links? Any o you cunts want to argue about that? Oh aye, I forgot. Trump is shite. All compress and no release. Murcar quirky but good fun. Newburgh? Nah. Strathlene and Tarlair fun. A glowing tribute to the the 2 Buckie courses, and of course the 1 nearest Buckie too in Cullen. Will have to come up in the summer RS, and any one else who wants a day oot, well catered, including PL, but im sure he will have an other Scottish course on his mind this summer... Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 Right Paul. There's been enough pussy footing about. We ken yer a magic golfer. We ken you support The Dons. But for fucks sake. Start commenting on other threads, other than yer own corner or the golf thread. Folk are going to think yer boring. It's nae up to me, but a popular move would be the piss yersel thread. There must be a story or two fae the blokes at your work? Them caddies must get right on it. Up the Dons. 1 Link to comment
Guest Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 You at the game the day aye? How about a comment or two? Let me make it easier. One of us thought Logan was our best player today. Another though Jack played well. I thought Robson was shit after HT. Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 I bet Paul got invited to the players' after party. Any piss / shite yersel stories, Paul? Link to comment
Guest Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Does pissing or shitting yoursel happenings happen more or less in professional athlete circles than in ours? I'm not sure Paul Lawrie or Chris Hoy or Gary Lineker fill their breeks as often as you do min chunts. If you'd ever had the discipline to work on your body like they do, your sphinct wouldn't be so unreliable, ye cunt. Then again, you're quite obviously not as full o shit as a retainer? Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Listen RS - you're making shiteing or pissing yersel sound negative. It is a joyous occasion that should be embraced and stored in the positive memory bank along with childrens births / wedding / losing virginity etc. 1 Link to comment
Guest Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 No, no, you get me wrong. I know the ultimate relief and the utter joy it brings. It's the social embarrassment that the unenlightened feel that drags it down. This is our quest. To educate others who find themselves at 90 degrees on Union Street with effluents coming oot their troosers. They need to know it's NOT a bad thing to go through. All of my kids have been taught this. It was a vital part of their education. 1 Link to comment
paullawrie Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 You at the game the day aye? How about a comment or two? Let me make it easier. One of us thought Logan was our best player today. Another though Jack played well. I thought Robson was shit after HT.Yeah we were in the north stand , thought it was Poor game we were very slow at moving the ball , Anderson and Logan were our best players for me , occasion seemed to get to a few but who gives a f*** they won , gutted for Hayes as he's been good lately , awesome to see them win again could be start of something if they continue , I also think George Yule been big part of improvement , loved Stewart Milne swearing on the radio Paul Link to comment
paullawrie Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 I bet Paul got invited to the players' after party. Any piss / shite yersel stories, Paul?No invite and wouldn't expect one as don't really know any of the players , I hope they got absolutely pished as they deserve it must celebrate success , can still remember the party after medinah , huge win for everyone involved lets hope they can kick on now I think they can Paul Link to comment
paullawrie Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Right Paul. There's been enough pussy footing about. We ken yer a magic golfer. We ken you support The Dons. But for fucks sake. Start commenting on other threads, other than yer own corner or the golf thread. Folk are going to think yer boring. It's nae up to me, but a popular move would be the piss yersel thread. There must be a story or two fae the blokes at your work? Them caddies must get right on it. Up the Dons.Difficult for me as press read everything so need to be careful I read the whole website most days though min Paul 1 Link to comment
paullawrie Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 It used to be chunts. Always loved the Links. It's been badly neglected by the most useless council in world history.Would love to take it over could make it special , sad to see the state these courses are in Paul Link to comment
RUL Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 What did Milne say on the radio? Hard not to be moved by his smiles whilst watching the game back this morning, money can't buy that happniess but couldn't help but think we'd all have been here a lot sooner if it wasn't for his shambolic reign. Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Something like Chick the Wank in usual sneering fashion "It has been a long time hasn't it?" Stewarty Milne "aye, 19 years, 120 mins and then fucking penalties" Magic, well in Stewart. You can take the millionaire out of the joiner... Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 No invite and wouldn't expect one as don't really know any of the players , I hope they got absolutely pished as they deserve it must celebrate success , can still remember the party after medinah , huge win for everyone involved lets hope they can kick on now I think they can Paul Ok, so any piss yersel stories from Medinah?!?! On the Kings Links - what benefit do ACC have of letting it run down? It must be costing them money. Surely a tidy up would benefit everyone? The 8th and 12th holes need something done to them and it becomes much better. That 8th tee could go back a wee bit I think - and maybe the 12th tee could go back along the LHS of the 11th a bit. The sand drainage makes that course have the potential to be one of the best links in the world. Build a fence around it to stop the litter and the mushy pickers, then the place instantly becomes better. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Paul. Are you at the masters this week or have you given it a swerve to attend the semi final? We've a spare seat on the bus if you're going to the match. Link to comment
paullawrie Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 No I'm not I could have gone and played practice rounds and played in the par 3 event as a past major winner but if your not playing in the actual event not an option for me , I was down at west Kilbride watching youngest loon play in Scottish boys where he lost in the third round but he's only 15 so plenty of time for him , I'm struggling with a trapped nerve in my shoulder which is why I've not been playing lately which is very frustrating but not much I can do , I won't be at the semi final as we're away to holland with young Michael as he's playing for Scotland under 16s Paul. 2 Link to comment
tup Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 At fitba? Well done to him if so. Link to comment
paullawrie Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Ps under 16s development squad Paul Link to comment
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