paddy Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Playing 3 more before Dubai starting in Portugal this week , prize money is paid roughly 2weeks after you win it and taxed as normal but I'm nae an accountant or a woman so have nae ideaPlayed with Luis figo this morning great guy but nae a golfer Paul. He is a hopeless ping pong player as well. Link to comment
Dynamo Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Heard he's nae bad with a fitba though. Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Luis Figo's wife ...... Link to comment
diamondsr4ever Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Playing 3 more before Dubai starting in Portugal this week , prize money is paid roughly 2weeks after you win it and taxed as normal but I'm nae an accountant or a woman so have nae ideaPlayed with Luis figo this morning great guy but nae a golfer Paul. cheers Paul, always wondered how long the dosh took to get into th bank....good luck one decent finish should nail doon the top 60? did you ask Figo about the pigs heed being thrown at him? Link to comment
Admin Bebo Posted October 10, 2013 Admin Share Posted October 10, 2013 Playing 3 more before Dubai starting in Portugal this week , prize money is paid roughly 2weeks after you win it and taxed as normal but I'm nae an accountant or a woman so have nae ideaPlayed with Luis figo this morning great guy but nae a golfer Paul. Was worth a try, Paul. Golf: Paul Lawrie wants Luis Figo at Aberdeen Paul Lawrie teed up with Luis Figo at the pro-am for the Portugal Masters yesterday then joked that he had tried to persuade the former Barcelona and Real Madrid great to sign for Aberdeen. Lawrie is in the Algarve this week but his thoughts did not stray far from his native North-east. The former Open champion is a season ticket holder at Pittodrie and while the opportunity to play with Figo was warmly welcomed, the Scot advised the Portuguese legend to stick to the day job. Lawrie tweeted: “Played with Luis Figo in pro am this morning. Great guy but nae a golfer. Lol.” He later joked: “I offered Figo Derek McInnes’ mobile number but he said I would be no good to him.” [source] Link to comment
diamondsr4ever Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 Paul I was thinking the other day about all these silent auctions and people who bid to play with you in a 4 ball, Im sure many a company or rich person bids 5k or so for the pleasure, but the normal punter in the street, you know the guys who watch you on sky and buy tickets to come and see you at the scottish open and shit, they dinna really get a chance to do that, so with that in mind, have you ever thought about teaming up with the EE or something to have a random raffle draw to play golf with you and maybe Stephen Gallacher, just say it was £5 a pop for a ticket, Im sure you would get at least 5,000 golfers in the NE open to buying a raffle ticket., raising £25k for yer foundation. If not, fancy 9 holes on Sunday at your place, maybe about noon? I'll take my loon ( hes 9) and I'll buy the breakfast? let me ken Diamonds..... Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 Ask him out on a date, get the treble Diamonds. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 Luis Figo's wife ...... There's a couple of holes there eh wouldn't mind playing. Link to comment
diamondsr4ever Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Diamonds This is the second cringy thing in a week directed at Mr. Lawrie you've said/asked. RegardsRoberto Ach Roberto, you take life to serious min, you need to spend less time with TUP Link to comment
E-P-K Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Ach Roberto, you take life to serious min, you need to spend less time with TUP Get your tongue out of Pauls arsehole Diamonds, Your not a dog are you Diamonds ? as you do have all the characteristics of a dog. Link to comment
diamondsr4ever Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 EPK, I' ve shagged yer wifes leg, so yes I have. Roberto, thanks for your input as always. Link to comment
E-P-K Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Bricktop is na impressed. Link to comment
swifty Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 You were looking suave and debonair last night on Sky min, lovely three piece number. Nice to see local loon David Law getting talked up too. The first attempt on the driving simulator had stewards enquiry written all over it! As you said, it looked rigged in favour of the sky golf analyst. Any idea who Coltart supports? Link to comment
paullawrie Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Coltart supports queen of the south His first drive was 251 not 276 so total carve up but was expected , was good fun Paul Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Less of the chit-chat Paul, we need 4 more holes for the ChutneyLove's round with a putter championship. Get on your thinking cap on and come up with one. Has to be in driving distance of Aberdeen, me and The Boofter are going to play them all in one day. Link to comment
paullawrie Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 They are from Liverpool apparently , scum bags they were in and out with 20k of stock in 3 mins Paul Link to comment
rgudon Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 They are from Liverpool apparently , scum bags they were in and out with 20k of stock in 3 mins Paul explains it, scum. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 explains it, scum.They won't be Liverpool fans if they're from Liverpool. They stick to murder. Tranmere more than likely. Link to comment
jassb Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 I work with a guy from Liverpool. He's been off on a long weekend. I'll ask him tomorrow on the quiet if he had any mates up for the weekend and see if he slips up on my careful questioning. If he does then fingers might be pointing in his direction. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 I reckon Diamonds must be in the frame for this. He was getting Paul softened up asking him lots of nice things then BAM, his scouse mates hit the shop. Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Surely you just check the CCTV for shell suits and Brookside Close hair. In fact.. Link to comment
Henry Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Does anyone know of anyone who has travelled frequently down to Liverpool over the past ten years, possibly under the cover of football trips? They might be cunning enough to claim to no longer be interested in Liverpool to put us off the scent. Link to comment
paullawrie Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Thanks , Craig is looking forward to it he knows it's going to be tough but he works hard at his game so will wait and see Paul Link to comment
tup Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 He seems to have a decent first name anyway. Link to comment
Dynamo Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 If he puts the work in I'm sure he'll get there. Link to comment
Tommy Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 He seems to have a decent first name anyway.Same as the dafty i was told about from my Wick contacts. Link to comment
tup Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Doubt they ken me tbh they sound much older. Link to comment
Tommy Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Doubt they ken me tbh they sound much older.Mid 30's to early 50's.I need your surname Link to comment
tup Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Mid 30s I would probably ken. Link to comment
minijc Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Yeah I'd like to echo these sentiments. With a name like that he'll go far in life. I'll be following his career closely. All the best to him.Hi Diamonds. Well done to your boy, Paul, I'm sure he'll do well. 1 Link to comment
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