Henry Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 everything good at the moment I take it you? You are looking a little big Cheeky bastard. Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Paul, if (or when) The Dons get through to the League Cup and Scottish Cup finals, will you cancel the tournaments for that weekend, or just intentionally 12-putt the 36th hole to miss the cut? Link to comment
minijc Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Paul, if (or when) The Dons get through to the League Cup and Scottish Cup finals, will you cancel the tournaments for that weekend, or just intentionally 12-putt the 36th hole to miss the cut?Better still, he's making the cut but then decided to play a par 3 with a putter, ends up missing the cut. Interview afterwards "Well that was to prove that Chutneylove and Boof were talking pish" Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Doubtful. Very few courses finish with a Par 3. Try harder fool. Link to comment
sooth_stander Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Steady opening round today, -4. -9 from McIlroy, though. Link to comment
minijc Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Doubtful. Very few courses finish with a Par 3. Try harder fool.So you can't fuck up on any hole on a course and miss the cut, it has to be the very last hole? GOOD ONE YOU SHIT HAIRED FUCK!! Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 So you can't fuck up on any hole on a course and miss the cut, it has to be the very last hole? GOOD ONE YOU SHIT HAIRED FUCK!! Of course you can. But do it before the 18th and you can recover from it. :roids: Link to comment
minijc Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Of course you can. But do it before the 18th and you can recover from it. :roids: Didn't say you couldn't. Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Look, let the boy win his games of golf, but at the same time answer the question. Less of the squabbling, minge & Boofter. When The Dons are in the Cup-Finals this year, will you skip the tournament scheduled for that week, or 29 putt the 36th hole to makkie on you missed the cut? Link to comment
Guest Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 Hey Paul, This weirdo in the pub after the game says he was your neighbour at Kingswells. Specky old cunt. IT or something but a communist. He was going on about you being on A Question of Sport. I tried to youtube it but couldn't find anything. Were you on that show, aye? Gies the goss. Fitwizheonaboot? Was Sue Barket still the host? Who was your captain? Spill the beans. rocket Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 Looks like you've got a putt around a green somewhere to do on a Friday in March. COYR. Link to comment
Hewitt1983 Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/golf/26322746 Top Dandy. Link to comment
caledonia Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/golf/26322746 Top Dandy. excellent Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 I know this is Paul's corner and its all him him him (joking) but fair play to Russell Knox last night for anyone that saw it. Came joint second in the Honda classic after first play off hole and could easy have won it. Sterling effort! Funny to see Roe and Co's tears following McIlroy's arse collapse too. Link to comment
paullawrie Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Haha me me me , Russell is nice lad and solid player who will get massive boost from last week and should now be able to play Scottish open at royal Aberdeen which would be great Paul Link to comment
paullawrie Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Hey Paul, This weirdo in the pub after the game says he was your neighbour at Kingswells. Specky old cunt. IT or something but a communist. He was going on about you being on A Question of Sport. I tried to youtube it but couldn't find anything. Were you on that show, aye? Gies the goss. Fitwizheonaboot? Was Sue Barket still the host? Who was your captain? Spill the beans. rocket I've been on question of sport a few times always good laugh been with mcoist and Dawsons team , takes forever to film as some questions take awhile to answer then programme cropped to fit time Paul Link to comment
paullawrie Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Look, let the boy win his games of golf, but at the same time answer the question. Less of the squabbling, minge & Boofter. When The Dons are in the Cup-Finals this year, will you skip the tournament scheduled for that week, or 29 putt the 36th hole to makkie on you missed the cut?Wouldn't normally play Moroccan open so not missing much but wouldn't miss league cup final Cana wait Paul Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Wouldn't normally play Moroccan open so not missing much but wouldn't miss league cup final Cana wait PaulWhat bus you going down on Paul? We've a spare seat on Ullevi if you fancy mixing it up the back. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 You'll be in safe hands with Boof, Paul Lawrie, min, he's had previous experience of making small talk with celebrities. He once spoke to an astronaut on a plane, and was able to confirm definitively that we went to the moon and that all that stuff about faked moon-landings was a bunch of pish. He also met some members of the popular Taleban terrorist group. He might also have met tup, I canna mind. So Boof is no common or garden The Hat schlub , Paul Lawrie, this is a man who's been up the ziggurat lickety split. Link to comment
ebbe Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 if you take boofon up on his offer you'll be sitting beside elrick, robson's fellow red. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 You'll be in safe hands with Boof, Paul Lawrie, min, he's had previous experience of making small talk with celebrities. He once spoke to an astronaut on a plane, and was able to confirm definitively that we went to the moon and that all that stuff about faked moon-landings was a bunch of pish. He also met some members of the popular Taleban terrorist group. He might also have met tup, I canna mind. So Boof is no common or garden The Hat schlub , Paul Lawrie, this is a man who's been up the ziggurat lickety split. I've also met Gaddafi and had dinner with Jessica Simpson if that's going to help swing things Paul. Ebbe's news about Elrick is bigger than that. Oh and it wasn't any old astronaut. It was the best one. Big bad Buzz. Link to comment
paullawrie Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 What bus you going down on Paul?We've a spare seat on Ullevi if you fancy mixing it up the back.Will already be down there as helping sgu junior golfers at Largs on the Saturday but thanks for the offer min but would probably die if I went on that bus as Cana drink for toffee #onepintlawrie Paul Link to comment
Tommy Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 I've also met Gaddafi and had dinner with Jessica Simpson if that's going to help swing things Paul.Ebbe's news about Elrick is bigger than that.Oh and it wasn't any old astronaut. It was the best one.Big bad Buzz.Buzz Lightyear has met you? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 I've also met Gaddafi and had dinner with Jessica Simpson if that's going to help swing things Paul. Ebbe's news about Elrick is bigger than that. Oh and it wasn't any old astronaut. It was the best one. Big bad Buzz. Hahaha... see what Boof did there, Paui Lawrie? This is the kind of top quality raconteurism that you can expect from Boof, Paul Lawrie. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Buzz Lightyear has met you?Yep. Last week inTrinity, and beyond. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Will already be down there as helping sgu junior golfers at Largs on the Saturday but thanks for the offer min but would probably die if I went on that bus as Cana drink for toffee #onepintlawriePaul As long as you can dook for apples you'd be fine. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 I've also met Gaddafi and had dinner with Jessica Simpson if that's going to help swing things Paul. Ebbe's news about Elrick is bigger than that. Oh and it wasn't any old astronaut. It was the best one. Big bad Buzz. You and Mrs Kelt should get together and name-drop all the celebs you've met... She just called me from California, she's currently in a meeting with an ex-Prime Minister of a certain non-European country that is allowed to play fitba in Europe. "There's helecopters and K9 units all over the place" she says. Awesome, I says, :Mong Broon just scored the winner against Poland, and I'm off to have a celebrtatory wank." "?" says Mrs Kelt. "See," I says, "I dae important shit inna." Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 I've also met Gaddafi and had dinner with Jessica Simpson if that's going to help swing things Paul. Ebbe's news about Elrick is bigger than that. Oh and it wasn't any old astronaut. It was the best one. Big bad Buzz. Haha. Fuck off. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Haha. Fuck off.Want a bet? Link to comment
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