Do You Like Drinking?

[muttonhumper]

has anyone ever needed a morning 'straightener' ?

 

Standard on a Sunday after a 12 hour plus bibulous extravaganza on a Saturday. Only one though. Then maybe one in the efterneen as a stabilizer.

Very common on holiday too, though not always actually a requirement.

 

Can't wait to tear into the booze at 9.35am on Saturday

 

Why the late start?

 

[reekie_dock]

So what do you do in the 12th month

 

What do you mean 4 + 7 is 12??? Oh fuck i need to stop drinking........

[ebbe]

coopers or balaclava early doors on Saturday before heading doon to watch the dons game. quite looking forward to getting absolutely smashed.

[reekie_dock]

coopers or balaclava early doors on Saturday before heading doon to watch the dons game. quite looking forward to getting absolutely smashed.

Time does portals open might go for jar afore bus???

[ebbe]

7:00 I think, but 1 o the boys I was in there with last time got politely asked nae to come back after screaming go let it out by oasis on the jukebox so we winna be going there. balaclava at 8 hopefully seen as coopers serves the worst pint in the northern hemisphere.

[Ke1t]

I like to drink.

[Bluto10]

rock n roll mobs, rock n roll

[Bluto10]

Two weeks min, is that all you can offer.

 

You're less Keith moon more nana moon.

[Bluto10]

Aye and they all told georgie best he couldnd booze, but he still did.

 

[daytripping]

Great yer not dead mobby!

 

So who was the ginger one shoe guy who was found dead at the beach?

[dervish]

Few hatters have been celebrating Friday eve? I know I am.

[daytripping]

Few hatters have been celebrating Friday eve? I know I am.

 

A few hatters are celebrating mobbies demise! nae me though, I knew it wouldn't be him, the cunts.

[dervish]

I actually ken the guy who it was so I please dinna talk about it.

 

Aye right a fanta pants, no chance.

[daytripping]

You must've kint I was at work with GM on Sunday.

 

I'm surprised you never topped yourself after that!

[reekie_dock]

7:00 I think, but 1 o the boys I was in there with last time got politely asked nae to come back after screaming go let it out by oasis on the jukebox so we winna be going there. balaclava at 8 hopefully seen as coopers serves the worst pint in the northern hemisphere.

I went in coopers prior to celtic game, I thought the cliental in portals was bad. Nae a patch on coopers!!!!!

[360]

You're less Keith moon more nana moon.

I'm going to have to steal that one, Bluto.

 

:lol:

 

[Byrne Baby Byrne]

Are you going to the game on Saturday or something?

 

Nah, just breakfast

[E-P-K]

The Schooner on a Saturday morning, before a Rangers game was ace.

 

Strippers at 8am, DJ playing techno, folk selling stolen goods, alkies in for there morning sesh, ravers still oot from the night before still buzzing oot there head, the smell of spilled drink, pishe and poppers.

[Bluto10]

The Schooner on a Saturday morning, before a Rangers game was ace.

 

Strippers at 8am, DJ playing techno, folk selling stolen goods, alkies in for there morning sesh, ravers still oot from the night before still buzzing oot there head, the smell of spilled drink, pishe and poppers.

 

sounds like a bog standard average night from my old student days. (minus the techno, strippers, stolen goodas and poppers)

[Bluto10]

I'm going to have to steal that one, Bluto.

 

:lol:

 

 

keep it. its yours

[muttonhumper]

I went in coopers prior to celtic game, I thought the cliental in portals was bad. Nae a patch on coopers!!!!!

 

That place is full o' stinkin' cunts.

 

Aboot passed oot when een o' the smelly bastards came up to the bar next to far I was standing.

Fucking ripe!

[reekie_dock]

That place is full o' stinkin' cunts.

 

Aboot passed oot when een o' the smelly bastards came up to the bar next to far I was standing.

Fucking ripe!

 

Aye i was standn at bar and some weirdo came up tae me askn the time every 2 mins he was stinking oh spewings.......

 

At least you feel a hell alot better coming oot oh there fucking Jeremy Kyle wanna be's!!!!

[Jigot]

I love to drink,unfortunately I am one of the chosen ones when it comes to drink,a right greedy bastard who doesn't know when enough is enough.Wakening up in the middle of fuck knows where,fortunes in taxis hame and that's only after I've woke her up for her purse to pay them. 27 yrs we've been married and she disnae deserve the shit I cause so I've stopped the scoop.I just try to keep busy by making a start on all the jobs that I have been avoiding.I tell you what,I sleep better.I still head for the fridge after a rough day at work but then the hoors an comics on here are a great benefit to those who are sometimes down.

Thanks loons and even the arseholes and there's very few of those on here,if any.

 

HHGH

[The Boofon]

You're pished just now aren't you?

 

[ebbe]

I went in coopers prior to celtic game, I thought the cliental in portals was bad. Nae a patch on coopers!!!!!

 

have to agree. both fucking cesspits but at 08:15 on a dons game in weigy land im efter a pint and neither + cliental will stop me.

[King Street Loon]

I liked drinking lastnight.

Not so much this morning.

[dervish]

Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards, there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into wine, a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy.

Benjamin Franklin, quite a clever cunt so can't disagree.

 

*Oh aye but obviously God is fake.

[tup]

I've had no drink for ages.

 

2 hours of fitba this morning.

 

Feel great.

[dervish]

On wine with my lunch, feels great too.

[CrazyBullSheep]

Hope the man nappies are in too or at least some good quality polythene sheeting