Do You Like Drinking?

[tup]

Ffs

[360]

I'm getting wasted tonight.

 

[The Boofon]

Got a text today from a mate who is at Mount Everest base camp. He's going no further. Told him that's like going to a pub and drinking cola. Fanny.

[360]

Got a text today from a mate who is at Mount Everest base camp. He's going no further. Told him that's like going to a pub and drinking cola. Fanny.

It's not THAT bad.

 

Coke in the cruiser- unacceptable.

[Redstar]

I'm on a Pernod binge...

[The Boofon]

I'm in the London Comedy Club buckled on vodka and tonic.

[The Boofon]

When did you last work?

This morning. Why?

[Bluto10]

Alcohol is my life

[The Boofon]

I didn't realise you were back to work. Sorry.As if Health & Safety was "work". What choo up to? Making Landahn more safe by expurging the 2 million Turks who live there, 1.99m of them illegally. Do they have graded kebab shops now? Some for drunks, others for Doner connoisseurs?

Same job as before. Just based in London now instead of Algeria. Safety never sleeps.

 

Can't say I've noticed the kebab shops really. Or the Turks.

[tup]

I would not feel safe if you were responsible for my workplace well-being boofon.

 

No offence.

 

Funny handshakes clearly dinna hold sway with Al Qaeda.

[The Boofon]

I would not feel safe if you were responsible for my workplace well-being boofon.No offence.Funny handshakes clearly dinna hold sway with Al Qaeda.

None taken.

 

Fucked of im going to work tomorrow.

 

Pretty steamjng.

[daytripping]

I'm with Jigot here, lost too many years to drink, I'm tee total as of last night, he gave me inspiration.

 

Green tea for me tonight.

[daytripping]

Seriously min,

 

I might not sleep for a Month but the decision has been made.

[360]

None taken.

 

Fucked of im going to work tomorrow.

 

Pretty steamjng.

Poor man's Bluto.

 

Nivce try, chief.

 

 

 

360.

[Henry]

Agreed chutney, went out for lunch and had a Coke to accompany even though everyone was on pints.

 

[tup]

Did you see Young Pickleses write up in the Sun yesterday Harcus?

[Henry]

No, I didn't buy The Sun and don't subscribe to the website. Could you post it to me?

[tup]

No.

 

I seen it in the pub at lunchtime.

 

I wouldna buy the Sun if they printed pictures of Pippa Middleton's broon star.

[Henry]

I probably would buy it if that happened.

[tup]

Anyway young Pickles was met off the ferry by some cunt fae the Sun.

 

They chipped in for the cost of the Academy bus for their story.

 

They also said someone local had donated 50 tins of lager for the way home.

 

£5k cost in total for hotel and bus etc for away game in Coldstream.

 

Got a text saying five cunts were sideways on Princes St at 8 pm last night in Academy tops.

[Henry]

Not Pickles though, cunt doesn't drink surely.

[tup]

No idea, you ken him, I dinna.

 

Did see him in the pub once but he was overawed and too starstruck to speak to me.

[Henry]

50 cans, whilst generous, isn't going to last long between 30 on an 8 hour journey.

[tup]

True.

 

They should have asked local benefactors for another 300 tins and maybe 10 bottles of vodka.

 

It's a long journey after all.

[Henry]

I'll bet the Coldstream lads left with fuck all from Wick when they were up a couple of years ago, tight hoors the Wickers.

[tup]

They were the worst team I've ever seen at the Harmsworth.

 

One or two of them were stinking of drink before the game.

 

Wick folk are not tight, Pickles gets his travel sponsored.

[tup]

Um Bongo is sourced from the Congo, where it flows naturally down the mountains into huge reservoirs.

[BrianFaePerth]

Some little brown scamp wouldn't take no for an answer to shine my shoes in Point Noire last month. He then asked for 20 euros. I gave him the upper class shoo away wave normally used by Range Rover drivers to shoo away poor people from their prize automobile.

 

Eh ken a few things about sex, but have no idea what this is a euphemism for.

[BillyStarkDivinHeeder]

Some of the dark princesses are worth the cheeky HIV adventure just to feel their velvet flaps softly nuzzle your ivory toodle.

 

The thrill of sexual intercourse combined with Russian Roulette. It's the gentleman's choice.

[ChutneyLove]

The thrill of sexual intercourse combined with Russian Roulette. It's the gentleman's choice.

Completing a rough fisting, ensuring an open wound develops prior to intercourse heightens the excitement levels.