BrianFaePerth Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 He likes seeing them naked Link to comment
Parklife Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 42 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Haha. That's what I was hoping for! Link to comment
elephantstone78 Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 13 hours ago, CCB III said: Ours is 13. You think you're prepared for it but you just aren't. Hurts like fuck. Post a pic of the old gal! Very sorry for you consi, I really am. You never know, they might rally round a wee bit and give you another few weeks. If not then they’ve had a good long life and you will have lots of great memories. You can always reuse the lead and collar for sex games. Every cloud (sorry if this was terribly misjudged, I did mean the rest of the post) 1 Link to comment
CCB III Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 12 minutes ago, elephantstone78 said: Very sorry for you consi, I really am. You never know, they might rally round a wee bit and give you another few weeks. If not then they’ve had a good long life and you will have lots of great memories. You can always reuse the lead and collar for sex games. Every cloud (sorry if this was terribly misjudged, I did mean the rest of the post) Hahaha fuck sake. If you've got a dog post a pic! Link to comment
elephantstone78 Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 1 minute ago, CCB III said: Hahaha fuck sake. If you've got a dog post a pic! Phew my good lady is always telling me that not every situation needs a shite joke. I would but not sure how to put up a pic Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 17 minutes ago, elephantstone78 said: Phew my good lady is always telling me that not every situation needs a shite joke. I would but not sure how to put up a pic Sounds like she would annoy me Link to comment
Parklife Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 8 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said: Sounds like she would annoy me You'd probably annoy her more. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 Big shopping list for today. Going on a spending spree like one of those birds you see who got a new credit card and no way to ever pay it off. Starting with a new grill, because the one I was using burst into flames and near burnt the fucking hoose doon. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 5 minutes ago, Ke1t said: Starting with a new grill, because the one I was using burst into flames and near burnt the fucking hoose doon. Shouldn’t grills have flames? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 Just now, Sooper-hanz said: Mrs thinks Im a bit of a puff She’s not alone. Especially when you’re doing Stoke City’s trophy room carpet. 1 Link to comment
Ke1t Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 3 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Shouldn’t grills have flames? Not two foot high flames that threaten to burn your face off and turn your steaks into shoe leather. Infrared grill will fix that problem. Going to take the old one down to the lake, set fire to it on the dock, then boot it into the water like a Viking funeral. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 49 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/long-skinny-dog-leaves-people-27646402.amp Dog/kangaroo hybrid. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 55 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Shouldn’t grills have flames? Not electric ones. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 When you boys say "grill" do you mean barbecue? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 1 hour ago, manboobs109 said: When you boys say "grill" do you mean barbecue? Thought they meant a Dod Foreman. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 Was in the office until near 7 last night so took a half day today. Nice early finish to squeeze in a round of glolf (with a few tins in bag) Now, couple pints then perhaps el vino doth flow. A lovely Wednesday. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 6 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: Was in the office until near 7 last night so took a half day today. Nice early finish to squeeze in a round of glolf (with a few tins in bag) Now, couple pints then perhaps el vino doth flow. A lovely Wednesday. you’re a bloody good rep DF min Link to comment
Ke1t Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 1 hour ago, manboobs109 said: When you boys say "grill" do you mean barbecue? No. Barbecue is the verb for the thing you do on a grill, which is a noun. Grill can also be a verb. But not in this context. Barbecue can also be a noun. But not in this context. Hopefully that's cleared up any confusion. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 5 minutes ago, Bluto10 said: you’re a bloody good rep DF min And what's your job, professor of watching Countdown every day? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 1 minute ago, Bad_Mobby said: Crazy I don’t stay past 16:30 (and have myself a 2.5hr lunch) Workaholic min. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 4 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: And what's your job, professor of watching Countdown every day? haha Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 3 minutes ago, Bluto10 said: haha ? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 Doing some accounts housework, and was surprised discovered I own the domain 'furywank.com'. I have no recollection of buying this domain, no idea what I planned to do with this domain, and no thoughts on what I could do with this domain. It is now valued at $981, though... so pretty good investment, all things considered. Kelt@furywank.com Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 5 minutes ago, Ke1t said: Doing some accounts housework, and was surprised discovered I own the domain 'furywank.com'. I have no recollection of buying this domain, no idea what I planned to do with this domain, and no thoughts on what I could do with this domain. It is now valued at $981, though... so pretty good investment, all things considered. Kelt@furywank.com come on now, don’t lie Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 30 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: Nice early finish to squeeze in a round of glolf (with a few tins in bag) You get a taxi to the golf Don? Or a teetotal golf buddy drives you there? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 7 minutes ago, Ke1t said: Doing some accounts housework, and was surprised discovered I own the domain 'furywank.com'. I have no recollection of buying this domain, no idea what I planned to do with this domain, and no thoughts on what I could do with this domain. It is now valued at $981, though... so pretty good investment, all things considered. Kelt@furywank.com How much you pay for it? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 1 minute ago, maryhilldon said: You get a taxi to the golf Don? Or a teetotal golf buddy drives you there? Depends where we're playing. Sometimes a walk, sometimes someone drives, sometimes a taxi, sometimes a train and a taxi. Different transport for different needs. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 3 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said: What course do you play up there? Varies. Not a member at any (not a serious golfer), get signed on by members when we go out. Forres, both Nairn courses, any in Inverness normally. The odd foray elsewhere. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 6 minutes ago, Bluto10 said: come on now, don’t lie Genuinely had no idea. Asked the wife if she was somehow involved, only to be met with her 'disappointed but not unexpected' look. 4 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: How much you pay for it? I'd imagine under $200, so almost $800 pure profit if it could be sold to someone planning to market furywanks. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 3 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Golf spoils a good wank only massive losers play golf (@AK) Link to comment
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