What you doing today?

[Poodler]

I Ken the boy that does that procedure 

 

 

He’s a massive homosexual 

[Beachend Bootboy]

4 minutes ago, sigh said:

Sounds like you've had things stuffed in every orifice, you like that sort of stuff?

I'd prefer if it didn't have to be done like.

[sigh]

1 minute ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

I'd prefer if it didn't have to be done like.

Just go, relax and enjoy it - hopefully nothing serious

[Beachend Bootboy]

3 minutes ago, Poodler said:

I Ken the boy that does that procedure 

 

 

He’s a massive homosexual 

Typically when gettin' yer arse, balls or cock medically fucked aboot wi, it's always fuckin' wimmin.  Even more embarrassin' when the button mushroom retracts further in a flight of nerves and shame.  I'm awa ti slam it in the wardrobe door a few times ti see if I can pump a bit o' life in ti the fuckin' thing?

[Beachend Bootboy]

3 minutes ago, sigh said:

Just go, relax and enjoy it - hopefully nothing serious

Cheers.  I mare lookin' forward to somethin' to fuckin' eat after.  Hinna his a meal since Monday tea time and been on atomic laxatives since yesterday (and by fuck they work).  Good for the weight loss tho.?

[Parklife]

8 minutes ago, Poodler said:

I Ken the boy that does that procedure 

 

 

He’s a massive homosexual 

I'm sure these two things are totally coincidental. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

What position are you in to get that done ? On your front , your side or on your back with your legs pulled up with your arms underneath your knees looking like a big roast turkey? That’s what would concern me the most.

Lying like that and a squad of student Drs coming in to observe. 
 

The last one, well I had three examinations, finger, enema and then the camera, were all on me side, knees up.  Best way, then they canna see me wee stroopie, which by this time will have retracted in ti my groin.  Fuckin clitman.

[Guest milne_afc]

9 minutes ago, Poodler said:

I Ken the boy that does that procedure 

 

 

He’s a massive homosexual 

Is he any good at football?

[Beachend Bootboy]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

Making eye contact with the dude the moment his finger goes up your pooper would be a life changing moment I reckon. 

Like I said, it's all fuckin' wimmin.

[Guest milne_afc]

You going to wear something special for the occasion? Sounds like you’re well practiced at this routine.

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, milne_afc said:

You going to wear something special for the occasion? Sounds like you’re well practiced at this routine.

Leather chapps, nae drarrs.

[Guest milne_afc]

Practical ?

[Beachend Bootboy]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

Ach well

Right, I'm a wa ti wash me hoop and get goin'.

Laterzzzzzz.

[sheepcrooky]

39 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Cheers.  I mare lookin' forward to somethin' to fuckin' eat after.  Hinna his a meal since Monday tea time and been on atomic laxatives since yesterday (and by fuck they work).  Good for the weight loss tho.?

Paraxol or something like that. I had them the day before my colonoscopy. Fuck me, they worked. Went through 9 bog rolls that day. 
 

Hope you get a wifey for the procedure (or a bloke if you like that sort of thing). 

[Misers Hill]

4 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

And black

Bedside cabinets choc a block o em ???

 

[dazzy_deff]

Work (from home)

Met a potential employee for a chat at Starbucks. Green Tea for me (healthkick so nae coffee just now)

Work (from home)

Wee circuits workout at home, followed by lunch

Work (from home)

Take bairn swimming

Supper

Finish Manifest season 3.

Bed

[Beachend Bootboy]

4 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Right, I'm a wa ti wash me hoop and get goin'.

Laterzzzzzz.

All passed without incident.  Quite pleasurable actually.  Main thing there's no signs of poliyps, growths or cancer.  Which may disappoint some of you lot but I'm mega relieved.?

[cheesepipes]

44 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

Work (from home)

Met a potential employee for a chat at Starbucks. Green Tea for me (healthkick so nae coffee just now)

Work (from home)

Wee circuits workout at home, followed by lunch

Work (from home)

Take bairn swimming

Supper

Finish Manifest season 3.

Bed

All that waffle for the "potential employee “ bit.

 

Climbing the corporate ladder to the ringpeice of success.

Bloody good on you. 

[dazzy_deff]

2 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

All that waffle for the "potential employee “ bit.

 

Climbing the corporate ladder to the ringpeice of success.

Bloody good on you. 

Knew it wouldnt take you long pally. Keep being you. 

Cha ching. 

[cheesepipes]

2 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

Knew it wouldnt take you long pally. Keep being you. 

Cha ching. 

Ooh you really showed me.

Big win.

[dazzy_deff]

Just now, cheesepipes said:

Ooh you really showed me.

Big win.

Stick in billy big balls. 

[BrianFaePerth]

46 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

All passed without incident.  Quite pleasurable actually.  

Did you get his number?

[Beachend Bootboy]

10 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Did you get his number?

Of course.  Does house visits in his spare time too.

[Dom Sullivan]

1 hour ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

All passed without incident.  Quite pleasurable actually.  Main thing there's no signs of poliyps, growths or cancer.  Which may disappoint some of you lot but I'm mega relieved.?

Being the appropriate phrase after scarfing all those laxatives...

Good to hear that nothing sinister going on up yer jacksy though BB?

[Beachend Bootboy]

21 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Good stuff. A weight off your mind I’m sure ?

Aye min.  Pretty happy with the outcome.  Worth the sufferin' for the peace of mind.

[Beachend Bootboy]

3 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Curry the night, BB min? 

Chinky. ????

[Beachend Bootboy]

15 minutes ago, Dom Sullivan said:

Being the appropriate phrase after scarfing all those laxatives...

Good to hear that nothing sinister going on up yer jacksy though BB?

Thanks Dom.  That's appreciated ?

[Kilgore Trout]

4 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

All passed without incident.  Quite pleasurable actually.  Main thing there's no signs of poliyps, growths or cancer.  Which may disappoint some of you lot but I'm mega relieved.?

Genuinely  I’m pleased you got through that without any issues.

Unlike you I don’t wish death on random people  I have never met . 

[Beachend Bootboy]

24 minutes ago, Kilgore Trout said:

Genuinely  I’m pleased you got through that without any issues.

Unlike you I don’t wish death on random people  I have never met . 

....but you'll kick fuck out of me if you do?

I don't think I've wished death on anyone on here have I? Nae even Consi albeit he's wished me dead a few times.

Listen, thanks for the good wishes.  I appreciate them.  Cheers?

[Kilgore Trout]

2 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

....but you'll kick fuck out of me if you do?

Listen, thanks for the good wishes.  I appreciate them.  Cheers?

Very happy you have had the all clear as did my old boy yesterday you auld coont ?