What you doing today?

[Bluto10]

15 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Agreed. I send mine to Halo Sole now. Can't be fucked doing them myself.

It isn't.

You're off the mark here IMO. Perhaps for some. Majority of trainers that go to the guy I send mine away to are vintage trainers that need a spruce up or a sole reglue/ transplant.

 

 

 

nice.

 

might see if he can fix my dunlops

[For Fecks Sake]

4 minutes ago, CCB III said:

Fit a fuckin blouse, min. 

And that's coming from the queen of the fuckin blouses as well 😆

[The Boofon]

9 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

nice.

 

might see if he can fix my dunlops

He could. 

 

Bought for 12 quid, spruced them up and sold them for 30. Profit on that.

[Poodler]

You’re full of surprises Boof 

 

 

[CCB III]

49 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

And that's coming from the queen of the fuckin blouses as well 😆

Lots of white stuff on the ground today. 
 

Must've been clapping your hands all night! 

[The Cockney Don]

8 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Likely a combination of the two. If I had such a shop I’d call it ‘Sole Asylum’

Love Michael Bolton.

 

not really.

[For Fecks Sake]

5 hours ago, CCB III said:

Lots of white stuff on the ground today. 
 

Must've been clapping your hands all night! 

Only from fisting yer da while your mum was sucking me off.

[dazzy_deff]

I got my white gazelles salvaged from the dead from one of those trainer cleaning places. Did an awesome job and got them back like new. 

[maryhilldon]

As Hanzo said, look good as new after a spin in the washing machine. Paying someone to clean your old trainers? I've heard it all now.

[Parklife]

37 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Only from fisting yer da while your mum was sucking me off.

Fuck sake 😂

[CCB III]

1 hour ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Only from fisting yer da while your mum was sucking me off.

Good Lord

[For Fecks Sake]

2 minutes ago, CCB III said:

Good Lord

Yeah, no idea where that came from on a Monday afternoon if I am being honest!

[CCB III]

13 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Yeah, no idea where that came from on a Monday afternoon if I am being honest!

Internet porn at work, I imagine. 

[Misers Hill]

1 hour ago, dazzy_deff said:

I got my white gazelles salvaged from the dead from one of those trainer cleaning places. Did an awesome job and got them back like new. 

Start a New Trainers thread 👍maybe some valuable contributions..🤔🇨🇳 @Parklife @Bad_Mobby

@Arabian Knight

[For Fecks Sake]

10 minutes ago, CCB III said:

Internet porn at work, I imagine. 

Anyone that stupid to actually watch Porn at work - on your own device in the disabled toilets fine, on your works device on their network = P45.

[CCB III]

24 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Anyone that stupid to actually watch Porn at work - on your own device in the disabled toilets fine, on your works device on their network = P45.

You watch disabled porn in the toilets? 
 

Hell of an admission.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

7 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Likely a combination of the two. If I had such a shop I’d call it ‘Sole Asylum’

A name for a second hand shoe shop.... "Half the Sole Away".

[maryhilldon]

30 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Anyone that stupid to actually watch Porn at work - on your own device in the disabled toilets fine, on your works device on their network = P45.

Ah well, you learnt the hard way. You back in work yet?

[CCB III]

6 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

A name for a second hand shoe shop.... "Half the Sole Away".

That doesn't make sense. 
 

Now, if you said something like "Sole 2 Sole" or "Lady Sole" as a nod to Aretha Franklin, then it would work. 
 

Simply changing the a word in the name of a song you like isn't how it works. 
 

That's like me taking "No Surprises" by Radiohead and calling the shoe place "sole surprises." 
 

Doesn't make sense.

[CCB III]

2 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Ah well, you learnt the hard way. You back in work yet?

Pun excused 

[strachanmcgheegoal]

In fairness the laddie taking the safe option in the disabled toilets will have learned the hard way as well

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

7 minutes ago, CCB III said:

That doesn't make sense. 
 

Now, if you said something like "Sole 2 Sole" or "Lady Sole" as a nod to Aretha Franklin, then it would work. 
 

Simply changing the a word in the name of a song you like isn't how it works. 
 

That's like me taking "No Surprises" by Radiohead and calling the shoe place "sole surprises." 
 

Doesn't make sense.

You obviously don't know where the line that includes "soul asylum" comes from, hence the name for the second hand shop.

If you gave your lady as much attention as you to do to choosing to be critical to a certain few on here, she would be a very satisfied woman.

[maryhilldon]

8 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

 

If you gave your lady as much attention as you to do to choosing to be critical to a certain few on here, she would be a very satisfied woman.

Is she a 'lady' though, in the traditional sense? (tits and fanny, not cock and balls) 🤔

[CCB III]

12 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

You obviously don't know where the line that includes "soul asylum" comes from, hence the name for the second hand shop.

If you gave your lady as much attention as you to do to choosing to be critical to a certain few on here, she would be a very satisfied woman.

You said "half the sole away" in reference to an oasis song. 
 

Didn't make sense. Shame.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

12 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Is she a 'lady' though, in the traditional sense? (tits and fanny, not cock and balls) 🤔

That is a very fair and reasonable question. 

He's an Alan Partridge type.

 

[Misers Hill]

20 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Is she a 'lady' though, in the traditional sense? (tits and fanny, not cock and balls) 🤔

Ask him

 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

21 minutes ago, CCB III said:

You said "half the sole away" in reference to an oasis song. 
 

Didn't make sense. Shame.

If I said it was a name for a second hand fishmonger instead, would it pass your acceptability test?🤔

[CCB III]

2 minutes ago, Misers Hill said:

Ask him

 

What's that pussy cat, wooooaaahhhh oaaaahhhh oah

[Parklife]

@manboobs109 Why aren't you on top of the attempted bullying going on here? 

Don't answer btw. It's not a serious question. 

[RedArmyFakshun]

Firebombed your Adidas Hamburgs ?

Try Sole Survivor -

Premier Trainer Rejuvenation Services

hmm could catch on