What you doing today?

[BrianFaePerth]

Few beers with @poodler, now off to see Louis CK

[Redforever86]

33 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Few beers with @poodler, now off to see Louis CK

Not a bit much having two men wank in front of you in one night Bri?

[manboobs109]

I think Bri's pride at having a mate is quite heart warming.

[BrianFaePerth]

1 hour ago, Redforever86 said:

Not a bit much having two men wank in front of you in one night Bri?

😂 Jealous

[Redforever86]

35 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

😂 Jealous

Aye I’ve nae seen that many chipolatas  since last Christmas.

[CCB III]

16 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Aye I’ve nae seen that many chipolatas  since last Christmas.

😂

 

Love @ shit 

[CCB III]

13 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Bet you just sit and stare at Poodler to see which bits he laughs at. 

And if that fails he hits the Brian bingo. 
 

"When's your boyfriend coming?"

 

"Lots of abo's here, better check yir pockets"

 

Or he just starts swinging at someone with blue hair 

[Bluto10]

3 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Got up 

Big walk with the dog 

Food shopping 

made Bolognese (tonight) and Balti (for tomorrow) 

Bathtime

Lunch 

Pints 

Tea 

any tips champ?

love a bolognese sauce for lasagna

[Redforever86]

9 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

any tips champ?

love a bolognese sauce for lasagna

Leave the wife and kids.

 

For their sake.

[Bluto10]

Just now, Redforever86 said:

Leave the wife and kids.

 

For their sake.

haha fuck off 

🤣

[BrianFaePerth]

1 hour ago, CCB III said:

 

"Lots of abo's here, better check yir pockets"

 

 

He did show me a video of two indigeni fighting that he’d recorded on the way to the pub.

[BrianFaePerth]

2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Bet you just sit and stare at Poodler to see which bits he laughs at. 

Didn’t go to the show with him, so fuck you

[CCB III]

2 hours ago, Bluto10 said:

any tips champ?

love a bolognese sauce for lasagna

I don't know that there could be a thing in the history of cuisine that is easier to make than fucking bolognese sauce. 
 

Come on.

[sigh]

12 minutes ago, CCB III said:

I don't know that there could be a thing in the history of cuisine that is easier to make than fucking bolognese sauce. 
 

Come on.

Fried or boiled egg is easier.

Or toast?

[CCB III]

6 minutes ago, sigh said:

Fried or boiled egg is easier.

Or toast?

Hyperbole brother x

[CCB III]

16 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

You just use Ragu, Consie min? 

Chopped tomatoes, bit of salt, bit of pepper, garlic, red wine, onion etc etc. 

 

Basel as well.

[CCB III]

13 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Must be a big pan you use to fit a whole Swiss city in it 

I used;

1 x Large onion (Finely chopped) 

6 x Cloves garlic (crushed)

2 x Sticks Celery (finely chopped) 

1 x Handful of mushrooms (sliced)

1 x Tin Toms (chopped)

2 x Carrots (grated) 

2 x large tomato (chopped) 

1/2 tube of tomato purée 

500g mince 

1 x OXO Cube

2 x Knorr Chicken Stock Cubes 

Good splash of vino 

Black pepper 

2 x Bay Leaf 

Been cooking (on low) for 6 hours now 

 

Basil* 

 

He asked for bloody sauce, you're mucking about with that lark. 

[Bluto10]

20 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Must be a big pan you use to fit a whole Swiss city in it 

I used;

1 x Large onion (Finely chopped) 

6 x Cloves garlic (crushed)

2 x Sticks Celery (finely chopped) 

1 x Handful of mushrooms (sliced)

1 x Tin Toms (chopped)

2 x Carrots (grated) 

2 x large tomato (chopped) 

1/2 tube of tomato purée 

500g mince 

1 x OXO Cube

2 x Knorr Chicken Stock Cubes 

Good splash of vino 

Black pepper 

2 x Bay Leaf 

Been cooking (on low) for 6 hours now 

 

(small) one for the pot; rest for me

 

[Bluto10]

1 hour ago, CCB III said:

I don't know that there could be a thing in the history of cuisine that is easier to make than fucking bolognese sauce. 
 

Come on.

aye.

if you just bung it in the microwave for 2 minutes

[Redforever86]

Add a dash of Soy and some oregano. 

[manboobs109]

Wife doesn't put tomatoes in her bolognese. Uses pork mince as well.

[manboobs109]

11 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

What does she use instead? 
 

Surely tomato paste of some sort (Ketchup)? 
 

Tell us her recipe 

Aye she puts tomato puree in I think. She's at her graft at the minute but I'll ask when she gets in.

[maryhilldon]

13 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

What does she use instead? 

Beef and tomato Pot Noodle sachets.

[maryhilldon]

2 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Aye she puts tomato puree in I think. She's at her graft at the minute but I'll ask when she gets in.

Can't you just phone her now? 

[Don Fonte]

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

Aye she puts tomato puree in I think. She's at her graft at the minute but I'll ask when she gets in.

What does your missus do for work Moobster?

[Fridge]

30 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

What does your missus do for work Moobster?

Graft. For the record on this subject I would fire in chilli’s at the top end of the Scoville scale, kidney beans and make a chilli you gaylords.

Then pretend it was mild even though you have actually damaged your internal organs.

[Bluto10]

11 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Graft. For the record on this subject I would fire in chilli’s at the top end of the Scoville scale, kidney beans and make a chilli you gaylords.

Then pretend it was mild even though you have actually damaged your internal organs.

chilli or lasagna are for the leftovers @casabluto 

[Bluto10]

for bolognese recipe I use has panchetta for the pork product & sundried tomatoes as part of the sauce - otherwise similar to b-mmgs. haven’t tried the 6hr cooking tho …

 

some folk put chocolate in their chilli but never tried that yet

[maryhilldon]

5 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

 

Still cooking now (10hrs) 

You're not giving a fuck about the cost of living crisis are you?

[Fridge]

31 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

That doesn’t affect me 

Love Shania Twain