What you doing today?

[For Fecks Sake]

1 hour ago, maryhilldon said:

Weegie cunt.

Minkers sausage

[The Buzzard]

Falkirk half marathon, looking for @parklife then home to see how many other categories I need to add to awards list. Indian meal for dinner and a beer. Bed. 

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

9 hours ago, Poodler said:

Sitting in the backy listening to Dode M - older 

 

Vodka/ Dead Flowers later 

 

had been feeding a butcherbird in the backy for a few weeks. Cool cunt. Cat savaged it earlier in my absence. Sake

I saw a guy playing Careless Whisper on sax with a backing track on the pedestrian street in Ubatuba city on Thursday.

He wasn't brilliant but it was quite the thing.

He 'sang' the vocal melody with the thing.

Just saying likes. 

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

Mates house for Qatar v Ecuador.

He's bought one of them jazzy new 4K tellies.

Weed for him.  Beer for me because I'm not a junkie.

[Parklife]

3 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

I saw a guy playing Careless Whisper on sax with a backing track on the pedestrian street in Ubatuba city on Thursday.

 

Saw a woman doing to very same thing on Buchanan street in glasgow yesterday. 

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

Just now, Parklife said:

Saw a woman doing to very same thing on Buchanan street in glasgow yesterday. 

Did you drop her a few quid? 

I just walked past the dude as my baldy heid was melting in the sun and I needed to get in the shade..

 

[Parklife]

3 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Did you drop her a few quid? 

I just walked past the dude as my baldy heid was melting in the sun and I needed to get in the shade..

 

I never. I very rarely have cash on me. Buskers need to start taking contactless. 

[Guest milne_afc]

Free advice to any busker is as good as a tip.

They should all sign up to TipJar(because cash is being phased out at the behest of NWO and WEF globalists).

https://www.wearetipjar.com/personal/perfect-for-buskers-and-street-performers/

[Zeus]

Just spent an hour looking at aftershave reviews on tiktok.

Clean a pair trainers - somehow got mud all over them last night. Annoying 

What a life!

[Parklife]

Wise up, Zeus. TikTok is for wains. 

[Zeus]

Good for gym tips (and aftershave reviews)

 

[alscotoz]

10 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

been a walk down the beach.

Now a fry up with black pudding and square sausage.

Pool later

BBQ and just the one beer as eh need to drive.

Typical November Sunday.

Where you getting the black pudding from? Not interested in the square sausage, it's shite.

[BrianFaePerth]

17 minutes ago, alscotoz said:

Where you getting the black pudding from? Not interested in the square sausage, it's shite.

Don’t know about where you are, but every butchers and supermarket has it here. Varying quality though.

Can even get a decent peh within a 2 min drive of here.

[The Buzzard]

Met a Hat hall of famer today. @RAZOR  

[NEM]

1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said:

That the paedo boy? 

The boy that runs resurrect the soles is the nonce 

[Dad]

3 hours ago, Zeus said:

Just spent an hour looking at aftershave reviews on tiktok.

Clean a pair trainers - somehow got mud all over them last night. Annoying 

What a life!

What you get in the end? Brut?

[Fridge]

Just now, Dad said:

What you get in the end? Brut?

Old spice your recommendation?

[Dad]

Just now, Fridge said:

Old spice your recommendation?

Taylor of Old Bond Street 👍 

 

Makes you smell like an old cunt

[Zeus]

16 minutes ago, Dad said:

What you get in the end? Brut?

Mandate, Kouros and Coolwater 

[Fridge]

13 minutes ago, Dad said:

Taylor of Old Bond Street 👍 

 

Makes you smell like an old cunt

Check you Romeo.

Last time I smelt like that was after a night after Market Street. Best forgotten.

[BrianFaePerth]

26 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Check you Romeo.

Last time I smelt like that was after a night after Market Street. Best forgotten.

What was his name?

[Poodler]

Cleaning peoples old trainers is a bizarre new phenomenon 

[Ten Caat]

Trumper's Extract of Limes cologne. Been buying that since the 90s. Proper old school.

Versace Eros Flame is my new favourite though

[Bournemouth Gee]

3 minutes ago, Ten Caat said:

Trumper's Extract of Limes cologne. Been buying that since the 90s. Proper old school.

Versace Eros Flame is my new favourite though

Had you down as a Jazz man TC

[Fridge]

21 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

What was his name?

I don’t think an old birds cunt smell has a name? Disco beaver?

[Zeus]

13 minutes ago, Ten Caat said:

 

Versace Eros Flame is my new favourite though

Terrific stuff 

[Fridge]

5 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

What’s the deal with aftershave that has notes of tobacco? A minging smell. 

 

[RAZOR]

2 hours ago, The Buzzard said:

Met a Hat hall of famer today. @RAZOR  

Good to see you again pal.

Enjoy the curry and beers this afternoon.

[Dad]

2 hours ago, Fridge said:

Check you Romeo.

Last time I smelt like that was after a night after Market Street. Best forgotten.

Frigo goes weak-kneed for TOOBS 

Thats the stuff 😎

[Fridge]

3 minutes ago, Dad said:

Frigo goes weak-kneed for TOOBS 

Thats the stuff 😎

Leave the gay chat to Brizo.