What you doing today?

[Fridge]

3 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Yes. That’s why I said it would definitely eat you. 

I see, will give you that one. My mistake.

[The Boofon]

Just now, Fridge said:

You nae seen Orca the Killer whale like?

Yes. That’s why I said it would definitely eat you. 

[The Boofon]

12 minutes ago, Fridge said:

I see, will give you that one. My mistake.

No harm done Fridgo. 
 

Free Willy makes folk think they’re harmless creatures. 
 

Lethal black and white cunts is what they are in reality. 

[maryhilldon]

13 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

 

Lethal black and white cunts is what they are in reality. 

Kings of the ocean, even great whites don't fuck with them .

[The Boofon]

3 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Kings of the ocean, even great whites don't fuck with them .

Very rarely in the same vicinity to be fair. Great whites don’t like the cold. 

[maryhilldon]

26 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

 Great whites don’t like the cold. 

Gloves on their fins and a beanie hat.

[Dons79]

Also to be fair it’s blue whales that are the kings of the ocean, absolutely no contest

[Reed or deed]

7 minutes ago, Dons79 said:

Also to be fair it’s blue whales that are the kings of the ocean, absolutely no contest

You speaking about size or levels of intelligence as not much can stand up to a team of orcas with their coordinated attacks.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

2 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

Gloves on their fins and a beanie hat.

.....and a nice Thermos water bottle on their undergirth.?

[Dons79]

17 minutes ago, Reed or deed said:

You speaking about size or levels of intelligence as not much can stand up to a team of orcas with their coordinated attacks.

Am talking in sheer scale size,  an orca averages 22 feet while a blue is averaging 80 feet. A blue also comes in at 150 tonnes compared to an orcas paltry 6 tonne.granted an orca is an apex predator with teeth while a blue hasn’t got any, it’s just too god damn big, a blue is from the whale family whereas the orca is a giant dolphin(literally), hence there intelligence. 3 cases of a superpod killing a blue in history, so would suggest either unbelievable strength in numbers with really smart aggressive lead females or natural selection, aging, injured blue. So it’s an ultra rare event. 

blue whales are the size of streets.

[For Fecks Sake]

4 hours ago, The Boofon said:

A basker was off the coast of Strathlene the other day.

Fair size.

Orcas are also commonly spotted around the Moray Firth. Not a shark but would definitely eat you and more than capable of tipping a paddle board. 

Alright David Attenborough, calm down!

[sigh]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

To save you a lot of arguing about fucking marine life I said I wasn't going into the sea on a paddle board. Canals, lochs that kind of thing. 

Plenty of paddle boarding on the canals in the Weege, also on the river Clyde occasionally (they do moan at you for that though) and out at Loch Lomond etc 

Or get along to the kayaking club and they will learn you to do that, all in their club boats so you don’t even need to buy straight off 

[Parklife]

Staying away from this hellhole: 

[Redforever86]

3 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Yeah, because there is always someone there to take note 

Haha ken like you’d just pick it up on the. CCTV. 

[Zeus]

Up

Dropped bairns at school/nursery

Keyworked

Gym

Keyworking 

Bed

 

Repeat the morn and Friday 

[sigh]

Up

Cycle to work

Faff about on computer all morning, maybe make/take phone call

Walk after lunch

Faff about on computer all afternoon, maybe make/take phone call

Cycle home

See where I've got to drive my kids to/pick them up from 

Bed

Repeat, Mon through to Friday

Living the dream - only broken by Wine Wednesday, Thirsty Thursday beers in hoose and then Friday night pints

[Edwin Starr]

5 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Got up 

walked the dog 

ran

bathtime

lunch 

shopping/pints 

tea (Thai) 

 

Nice one Mobby bit if a keep fit gentleman I see.👍

[maryhilldon]

6 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

Nice one Mobby bit if a keep fit gentleman I see.👍

Goes for a jog then sits in the boozer all day.

[Edwin Starr]

1 minute ago, maryhilldon said:

Goes for a jog then sits in the boozer all day.

As long as he's enjoying himself Maryhilldon .

 

Do you keep your good self fit ? .🏃🏃🏃

[maryhilldon]

2 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

As long as he's enjoying himself Maryhilldon .

 

Do you keep your good self fit ? .🏃🏃🏃

I'm a natural athlete Buc.

[elephantstone78]

On 9/28/2022 at 5:47 PM, Dons79 said:

Am talking in sheer scale size,  an orca averages 22 feet while a blue is averaging 80 feet. A blue also comes in at 150 tonnes compared to an orcas paltry 6 tonne.granted an orca is an apex predator with teeth while a blue hasn’t got any, it’s just too god damn big, a blue is from the whale family whereas the orca is a giant dolphin(literally), hence there intelligence. 3 cases of a superpod killing a blue in history, so would suggest either unbelievable strength in numbers with really smart aggressive lead females or natural selection, aging, injured blue. So it’s an ultra rare event. 

blue whales are the size of streets.

How much of that as from memory d79?

 

 

[Edwin Starr]

2 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

I'm a natural athlete Buc.

Natural athlete 😆

 

 

[Dons79]

1 hour ago, elephantstone78 said:

How much of that as from memory d79?

 

 

Quite a fair bit, a love animals me, always wanted to be Attenborough when a was younger, plus for some reason I have the knack for remembering the most stupid pointless facts and can recall them at any time

 

heres One-when my wife was first going through uni to become a nurse I sat and helped her study for them by asking her questions and she had to answer the exact same as what was written- sooo, Parkinson’s is caused by the lack of dopimine created and distributed by the substancia nigra part of the brain, 

that was 20 year ago😂

always the most useless info I retain.

still remember it.

[Edwin Starr]

5 minutes ago, Dons79 said:

Quite a fair bit, a love animals me, always wanted to be Attenborough when a was younger, plus for some reason I have the knack for remembering the most stupid pointless facts and can recall them at any time

 

heres One-when my wife was first going through uni to become a nurse I sat and helped her study for them by asking her questions and she had to answer the exact same as what was written- sooo, Parkinson’s is caused by the lack of dopimine created and distributed by the substancia nigra part of the brain, 

that was 20 year ago😂

always the most useless info I retain.

still remember it.

Is you wife a Neuro nurse Dons79?

[Zeus]

Crikey 

[Dons79]

48 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

Is you wife a Neuro nurse Dons79?

She was buc, also a district nurse manager but now runs Ayrshire CTAC teams after she got the queens nurses honour.

Am not a patch on her unfortunately😂😂

[Dons79]

22 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

You’ve changed, Buc. 

Careful son

[BrianFaePerth]

6 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

I'm a natural arsehole Buc.

 FIFY

[maryhilldon]

8 hours ago, Dons79 said:

 

heres One-when my wife was first going through uni to become a nurse I sat and helped her study for them by asking her questions and she had to answer the exact same as what was written- sooo, Parkinson’s is caused by the lack of dopimine created and distributed by the substancia nigra part of the brain, 

that was 20 year ago😂

 

Did she get it right?

[Don Fonte]

2 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

Did she get it right up the arse?

Fucking settle down MHD min. It's morning time.