Ukraine

[maryhilldon]

13 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

 I think the point they are making is " These are functional body parts for feeding babies. They are not sexual and do not objectify them"

Every bloke is thinking " tits! "

Exactly,.counter productive.

[Poodler]

https://news.sky.com/story/queen-meets-canadian-prime-minister-justin-trudeau-in-first-in-person-engagement-since-catching-covid-12559972
 

 

haha. Come away 

 

a subtle message of support ?

[King Street Loon]

5 hours ago, Poodler said:

https://news.sky.com/story/queen-meets-canadian-prime-minister-justin-trudeau-in-first-in-person-engagement-since-catching-covid-12559972
 

 

haha. Come away 

 

a subtle message of support ?

It is a lot more subtle than having a Ukrainian flag pinned onto her wall.

[Dom Sullivan]

48 minutes ago, King Street Loon said:

It is a lot more subtle than having a Ukrainian flag pinned onto her wall.

True-deau, dat

[cheesepipes]

8 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

 I think the point they are making is " These are functional body parts for feeding babies. They are not sexual and do not objectify them"

Every bloke is thinking " tits! "

But when you try sticking your cock in them they go fucking mental. 

 

Even worse if you try to top up your cup of tea from her functioning body part. 

 

Basically those types go mental at absolutely everything, best avoided. 

[manboobs109]

56 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

But when you try sticking your cock in them they go fucking mental. 

 

Even worse if you try to top up your cup of tea from her functioning body part. 

 

Basically those types go mental at absolutely everything, best avoided. 

Even just showing them your cock wouldn't go down well, even if you used the old "functioning body part" defence

[manboobs109]

56 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

But when you try sticking your cock in them they go fucking mental. 

 

Even worse if you try to top up your cup of tea from her functioning body part. 

 

Basically those types go mental at absolutely everything, best avoided. 

Even just showing them your cock wouldn't go down well, even if you used the old "functioning body part" defence

[BrianFaePerth]

1 minute ago, manboobs109 said:

Even just showing them your cock wouldn't go down well, even if you used the old "functioning body part" defence

When you do so, just claim you’re a woman. No crime committed.

[Ten Caat]

13 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

 I think the point they are making is " These are functional body parts for feeding babies. They are not sexual and do not objectify them"

! "Every bloke is thinking " tits

Not me

Maybe it's just my background in healthcare but even as a teenager, I always realised that the real action lay further south. Big floppy tits or a tight, toned vagina? No fucking contest

[BrianFaePerth]

23 minutes ago, Ten Caat said:

Not me

Maybe it's just my background in healthcare but even as a teenager, I always realised that the real action lay further south. Big floppy tits or a tight, toned vagina? No fucking contest

With Ten Caat on this. Tits and arse give you an idea in advance but a lady’s fanny and all its wonders is completely hidden until the big unveil.

[cheesepipes]

25 minutes ago, Ten Caat said:

Not me

Maybe it's just my background in healthcare but even as a teenager, I always realised that the real action lay further south. Big floppy tits or a tight, toned vagina? No fucking contest

The fanny can end up in a right fucking mess aswell. 

That Japanese steel blade slit from 1991 can turn into a right medical disaster and quite frankly ugly object. 

Catch it on a bad day and you're in deep shit. 

Safer with the arsehole. 

[BrianFaePerth]

2 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

 

Safer with the arsehole. 

What’s his name?

[cheesepipes]

11 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

What’s his name?

Brian 

[BrianFaePerth]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

“Tits and arse give you an idea in advance“

An idea of what? Thats it’s a female ?

Big, small, whatever. No such preview with a fanny

[BrianFaePerth]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

So, the size of a woman’s arse gives you an idea of it’s size ? 
Genius posting today, Brizo. 

Cheers SH, just going to your level to clarify

[Redforever86]

13 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Big, small, whatever. No such preview with a fanny

Your wife wanders about with a fanny on her arm. 

[manboobs109]

I'm not a fan of looking at fannies. I've told strippers to keep their knickers on before.

[The Boofon]

1 minute ago, manboobs109 said:

I'm not a fan of looking at fannies. I've told strippers to keep their knickers on before.

Haha. Get to fuck. ?

[Poodler]

A sloppy big hole brings untold excitement, yer sexually inexperienced sorts claim to want a tight hole cos they think it’s only your dick that’s supposed to go in it

 

anyone ever double fisted someone? 

[manboobs109]

28 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Haha. Get to fuck. ?

Seriously. I doesn't go down too well tbh.

[BrianFaePerth]

14 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Seriously. I doesn't go down too well tbh.

You should try and improve your technique then 

[cheesepipes]

1 hour ago, Poodler said:

A sloppy big hole brings untold excitement, yer sexually inexperienced sorts claim to want a tight hole cos they think it’s only your dick that’s supposed to go in it

 

anyone ever double fisted someone? 

Pulling all sorts off the mantelpiece for gentle insertion. 

[Hoofball]

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

I'm not a fan of looking at fannies. I've told strippers to keep their knickers on before.

Had you previously seen the fannies so knew they weren’t pleasing on the eye or did you just have an idea that they wouldn’t look great.
 

Also how does a stripper get over the embarrassment that someone doesn’t fancy a look at they’re main attraction

[Hagi's pubic hair]

2 minutes ago, StandFree1982 said:

 her dads urn...so much potential. 

Would that be incest?

[StandFree1982]

6 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Pulling all sorts off the mantelpiece for gentle insertion. 

A candlestick, an unripe banana, her dads urn...so much potential. 

[cheesepipes]

I prefer the nipple brush over your mouth part of the stripper/punter relationship. 

Prefer looking up their arsehole aswell, look deep enough you can see out her nostrils. 

[thedandydon]

You’re never quite sure what you’re going to get when clicking on a Hat thread. ?

[Hoofball]

7 minutes ago, Hagi's pubic hair said:

Would that be incest?

Only if the ashes fall out whilst inserted

[Hagi's pubic hair]

8 minutes ago, Hoofball said:

Only if the ashes fall out whilst inserted

Good point

[The Boofon]

1 hour ago, Dad said:

Here Bri - how do you cope with your lassie having no nose? Doggy style or summat?

Out o sight out o mind 

You can possibly still smell with no nose @Sooper-hanz