Ukraine

[Parklife]

6 minutes ago, Ramandu said:

These people tend not to shower Parkie, washing is a government con.

Fair point. There's probably a serum in the water that'll fuck them up. 

[Ke1t]

5 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

It's my only source of news now. It cheers me right up. Eventually I'll get angry at the fact tax payers are paying some clown to write it but I'm not there yet.

Do you read it in your head in a stereotypical mock Jamaican accent?

[manboobs109]

51 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Do you read it in your head in a stereotypical mock Jamaican accent?

It's impossible not to.

[Redforever86]

https://mobile.twitter.com/peterliakhov/status/1499341576518217730?t=8Dr1yHq2axfkZiUrelyxNg&s=08

 

[The Boofon]

3 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

It's impossible not to.

Correct. I’ve tried a couple times today. Couldn’t do it normally. ?

[1903Fitba]

40 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

https://mobile.twitter.com/peterliakhov/status/1499341576518217730?t=8Dr1yHq2axfkZiUrelyxNg&s=08

 

Carbonated water ffs 

[BrianFaePerth]

8 hours ago, Ke1t said:

Do you read it in your head in a stereotypical mock Jamaican accent?

Eh like to add an Ali G style “ayyyyyyyy” at the end of each sentence.

[Dons79]

Biggest nuclear power station in Europe on fire after relentless attacks by the Russian army, 10 times more deadlier than Chernobyl if it blows and has a meltdown. Russia aren’t wanting to take Ukraine and their cities, they want to eradicate everything so they can create a wasteland buffer zone from Europe, fill the void left full of defensive sites and munitions

https://www.reuters.com/markets/europe/top-wrap-1-europes-largest-nuclear-power-plant-fire-after-russian-attack-mayor-2022-03-04/

[Dons79]

15 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Clickbait. 

Probably just some Ukrainian soldiers having a meerkat barbeque feast. 

Hope they brought the marshmallows 

[Guest milne_afc]

4 hours ago, Dons79 said:

Biggest nuclear power station in Europe on fire after relentless attacks by the Russian army, 10 times more deadlier than Chernobyl if it blows and has a meltdown. Russia aren’t wanting to take Ukraine and their cities, they want to eradicate everything so they can create a wasteland buffer zone from Europe, fill the void left full of defensive sites and munitions

https://www.reuters.com/markets/europe/top-wrap-1-europes-largest-nuclear-power-plant-fire-after-russian-attack-mayor-2022-03-04/

Calling bullshit on that. I don’t trust these Ukrainians. If the Ruskies wanted a power plant blown up, I’m sure they could cause more than an outbreak of ‘fire’.  Ukraine need to toughen up and stop trying to draw in the West.

[Poodler]

4 hours ago, Dons79 said:

Biggest nuclear power station in Europe on fire after relentless attacks by the Russian army, 10 times more deadlier than Chernobyl if it blows and has a meltdown. Russia aren’t wanting to take Ukraine and their cities, they want to eradicate everything so they can create a wasteland buffer zone from Europe, fill the void left full of defensive sites and munitions

https://www.reuters.com/markets/europe/top-wrap-1-europes-largest-nuclear-power-plant-fire-after-russian-attack-mayor-2022-03-04/

Good grief the new boogeyman has really gripped yi! you’re better than that D79!!
 

 

 

[Poodler]

8 minutes ago, Roberto said:

They put a fire out at a nuclear power plant...

Aye... Media war failed this morning. Jesus.

It was actually outside the perimeter of the plant aswell, nowhere near the reactors. 
 

but it makes for a good headline for our trustworthy media 

[Poodler]

Just now, milne_afc said:

It’s been a hugely disappointing conflict. The live action and even the photography has been a massive let down - they’re not even trying. Get Spielberg in, regardless of his heritage, he’ll give us a spectacular war with lasers n shit for the 21st century.

Still no death toll ?

I have had a few laughs at the Scottish sun’s take on it. They’ve provided some right brilliant insight that’ll no doubt be used in pubs up and down the land.

 

otherwise yes, it’s not been war crime infused massacre that’s being portrayed. And if anything, some of those flats needed razed anyway

[Guest milne_afc]

It’s been a hugely disappointing conflict. The live action and even the photography has been a massive let down - they’re not even trying. Get Spielberg in, regardless of his heritage, he’ll give us a spectacular war with lasers n shit for the 21st century.

Still no death toll ?

[The Boofon]

7 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

It's an African accent yer pidgin English. 

A mock Jamaican accent would be African sounding wouldn't it?

 

They all look sound the same anyway. 

 

 

[Poodler]

Just now, The Boofon said:

What articles in particular have made you laugh?

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/8517878/ukraine-british-war-heros-vladimir-putin/
 

 

this one did, this morning. 
 

why would putin try and blow up a nuclear reactor right on his border and on the land he wants. The Sun reckon he’s bringing nuclear war. Nonsense 

[The Boofon]

8 minutes ago, Poodler said:

I have had a few laughs at the Scottish sun’s take on it. They’ve provided some right brilliant insight that’ll no doubt be used in pubs up and down the land.

 

otherwise yes, it’s not been war crime infused massacre that’s being portrayed. And if anything, some of those flats needed razed anyway

What articles in particular have made you laugh?

 

Hopefully this one which has nothing to do with the war but it's bloody great.

 

I thought my partner might be cheating - then I caught him snogging Catwoman (thescottishsun.co.uk)

[BrianFaePerth]

Zelinsky fucked up with thon nuclear plant. Drama queen.

[BrianFaePerth]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

?  haha   Nah, nothing like it. Totally different. Think of Rasta Mouse's accent and compare it to Idi Amin. 

Yoda is half way between 

[The Boofon]

4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

?  haha   Nah, nothing like it. Totally different. Think of Rasta Mouse's accent and compare it to Idi Amin. 

Beer can sandwich.

Say that.

Sounds Jamaican and African.

[The Boofon]

I'm not getting sucked into an argument over this though make no mistake.

[The Boofon]

7 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

This story details how a woman went to the hairdressers and had less hair cut than she wanted. She could have had it fixed on the day and asked for more off.

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/fabulous/8511981/butchered-undercut-haircut-bad-hair/?rec_article=true

Wrong thread pal. 

[Ten Caat]

42 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Zelinsky fucked up with thon nuclear plant. Drama queen.

Only seventeen

[sheepcrooky]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/60601469
 

The manager of Sheriff Tiraspol returning to Ukraine to fight. Top boy. 

[Jigsaw666]

Anybody with a guess as to how all this shit will end? Putin getting to take Ukraine with his yes man in charge and under Russian control? Nato getting involved and a full nuclear war? Someone kills Putin and everybody goes home for tea? 

[NEM]

3 minutes ago, Jigsaw666 said:

Anybody with a guess as to how all this shit will end? Putin getting to take Ukraine with his yes man in charge and under Russian control? Nato getting involved and a full nuclear war? Someone kills Putin and everybody goes home for tea? 

Nato getting involved probably.  MSM narrative seems to be pushing for it, sensationalist headlines about Russia attacking nuclear plants and the likes.

[Jigsaw666]

2 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

 

Alas youtube videos are out for me - I'm banned. ?

[Poodler]

11 minutes ago, NEM said:

Nato getting involved probably.  MSM narrative seems to be pushing for it, sensationalist headlines about Russia attacking nuclear plants and the likes.

Aye sky news are still leading with Putin shells nuclear power plant. Just complete lies. 
 

what won’t happen is ‘WW3’, nuclear war and any threat whatsoever to the UK

[Redforever86]

Just now, Poodler said:

Aye sky news are still leading with Putin shells nuclear power plant. Just complete lies. 
 

what won’t happen is ‘WW3’, nuclear war and any threat whatsoever to the UK

He did shell it, not a direct hit but who knows where he was aiming exactly.

It can supply 25% of Ukraine’s energy so he wanted to disable it that’s for sure. 

[Jigsaw666]

6 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Fuck sake. 

How did you get banned?   I posted a comment on Youtube Sky News story with that Russian Foreign spokesperson boot yesterday, that cunt Maria Zakharova, that got deleted - Murderous, lying, ugly fucking cow.  Look at her squirm.   

I thought that was decent patter.  Never got banned. 

Haggard, panda eyed, hoor - 

 

 

My opinion on tories is forbidden apparently.