Dads Weekly Treble - The Condensed Version

[Dad]

1 hour ago, Don Fonte said:

Fiver down.

Terrific 👍

59 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

Who the fuck are Fulham Athletic?

ah here apologies son - I was thinking of Oldham. Ah no.

Too late to edit as well now - ach

[Ten Caat]

Going well at HT 😂

[Dad]

We just talked about this pish you hope-draining PE failure 

[Ten Caat]

Well Fulham "Athletic" are giving you a chance....

PE failure? 

I represented Scotland at a sport....

[Dad]

1 minute ago, Ten Caat said:

Well Fulham "Athletic" are giving you a chance....

PE failure? 

I represented Scotland at a sport....

Oh do forgive me you fucking blowhard haha 

 

And here there is a Fulham athletic that exist, so you know - fuck off 🖕 easy done

[maryhilldon]

LOL  The epitome of LOSER 

[Poodler]

😂

[Dad]

34 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

LOL  The epitome of LOSER 

You stick a banger on it yourself Mary?

[BrianFaePerth]

How is this shite condensed when there’s even more mumbo jumbo around ludicrous picks than before?

[Dad]

2 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

How is this shite condensed when there’s even more mumbo jumbo around ludicrous picks than before?

Condensed version of what's published on Reddit you fucking plum

[Ten Caat]

A slice of the fun that is dad losing another £20 and dragging a few foolhardy believers down with him

Ah no

[Dad]

Sums wrong again son 

Just as well you didnae want to be a maths teacher 👍

[Roberto]

Best to pack it in and go again next season.

Games late in the season are difficult as fuck, results are wild.

[Dad]

Statistically, May is DWT's second most lucrative month - going back 2 'n' Alf year sure 

 

DWT prospers in less likely waters 👍

[BrianFaePerth]

On 5/15/2023 at 1:24 AM, Dad said:

Statistically, May is DWT's second most lucrative month - going back 2 'n' Alf year sure 

 

DWT prospers in less likely waters 👍

Is that because you divide your losses by 31 instead of 30?

[Dad]

Easy to be a smart arse when you've no idea what's going on Bri 

Instead of being a hurtful fuckwit, why no head to Lush or summat - check out the delightful soaps 👍

[Dad]

So here it is - the one that notices gradual improvement over the last couple efforts despite the ongoing failure, and realises that the advancement made today will guarantee a delightful profit should the pattern continue:

 

It's DWT156

 

 

 

DWT REPRESENTATIVE	Opponent	Kick-Off Time	Odds
DUNDEE UNITED 🔴🔴🟢🟢🟢	livingston 🔴🔴🔴🟢🔴	15:00 GMT	19/10
FULHAM 🟢🟢🔴🔴🔴	crystal palace 🟢🔴🟢🔴🟡	15:00 GMT	7/5
EVERTON 🔴🟢🟡🔴🟡	wolverhampton wanderers 🔴🟢🔴🟢🔴	15:00 GMT	13/8

 

17.27/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎

 

Over 16’s last week; over 17's this week - no much of a shift, which seemed inevitable given the lack of options. No that that's a complaint or owt - no siree Robby - Dads got a trio locked in here that contains all the best of ingredients... just takes Dad mixing them right and slipping them in the over at the right temp and for the right amount of time 👍. We owe it to May to keep things lucrative... be the first time in a long time it didnae perform should it be Dad doesnae deliver the winners it promised. Two turns to do it in - plenty that sure; first time of asking it'll be 🙌

 

 

DWT156 - The Doubles

 

DOUBLE	TEAM A	TEAM B	Odds
A	DUNDEE UNITED	FULHAM	5.96/1
B	DUNDEE UNITED	EVERTON	6.61/1
C	FULHAM	EVERTON	5.3/1

 

VI - THE REASONINGS

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DUNDEE UNITED our first - and arguably our most Keystone-ish of the threesome... a tough, tough time they've been having of it and no fucking mistake. Yon away victory over Motherwell a bitty back seemed to most to be the point at which they'd be assumed safe - surely such a performance meant they'd got the bitty between the pegs and alls that left was to execute the understanding. Two defeats in their last two put fucking paid to that - a shitshow 'n' a facking 'alf. Form-wise, no better cunts to face than livi sure; they are doing SHITE currently... goals dried up, victories a distant memory - today is United's chance to claim that mega-important victory. Or else... well - they're facked pretty much.

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FULHAM up next - the second appearance in a row for the terrific bastards 👍. Was as comfy a pick as one hath made there last week - seemed properly inevitable, what with all the positivity pouring out of Craven Cottage over the last couple weeks. still potential to catch and overtake Brentford sure; but with the final fixture being one away to Man U - they'll be itchy to claim all three over Landon rivals crystal palace - which obviously, isnae a piece of piss. Tbf mind you - no much for palace to give much a fuck about... safe - that's the main issue 👍. As such - they'll happily roll over for a wee belly scratch one'd imagine probably 🤘

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EVERTON round pish off... a rival for the Keystone Role with United... but given their recent exploits (namely yon wondrous 1-5 cunting of in-form Brighton) - this is a very winnable fixture for them. And for sure - a win'd be handy as fuck... Big Sam working wonders(ish) at Leeds, is pressure that probably would be best not 'appening, if a preference could be 'ad. Either way - wolves are pish - points in the satchel 😎

[Don Fonte]

Money down. That's the stuff.

[Parklife]

Shambles. 

Backing a Jim Goodwin led side is the mark of a lunatic. 

[Dad]

1 hour ago, Parklife said:

Shambles. 

Backing a Jim Goodwin led side is the mark of a lunatic. 

They beat the unstoppable Motherwell at gir park son - let him do things his way and pish happens sometimes 😎

[Dad]

1 hour ago, Don Fonte said:

Money down. That's the stuff.

Solidity aplenty 👍

[Ten Caat]

Ah well....that's my treble jinxed (Everton)

[Dad]

You've hexed this TC you absolute cunt 

[Ten Caat]

I had my treble on before you ya useless old bastard

However the good news is you cursed the DABS into the bargain. As well as you bursting through the -£700 mark

[Dad]

22 minutes ago, Ten Caat said:

I had my treble on before you ya useless old bastard

However the good news is you cursed the DABS into the bargain. As well as you bursting through the -£700 mark

Placed it Monday fuckwit

[Ten Caat]

9 minutes ago, Dad said:

Placed it Monday fuckwit

Well in that case get your DWT selections posted the same day you place them

I wouldn't have went anywhere near Everton had I known you'd selected them you jinxing auld prick.

[Dad]

34 minutes ago, Ten Caat said:

Well in that case get your DWT selections posted the same day you place them

I wouldn't have went anywhere near Everton had I known you'd selected them you jinxing auld prick.

I'll do what I wish you absolute bastard - stay the fuck away with your filthy negative aura; you're no wanted 🖕

Droning on with the same old shite - away and start you own shite thread of dullard pish

 

Worthless arsehole 

[Parklife]

Shambles. 

[Dad]

7 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Shambles. 

Aye here - it was a bad one this week 🤚 

 

Mays usually a giver though - one more chance to turn around the tables 👍

[maryhilldon]

Dad has anger management issues. 'prick' 'arsehole' 'dullard' 'you're no wanted' 'cunt' 'bastard' 'arsehole'. etc. He should put his phone down before he keels over.