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11 minutes ago, Dad said:
So here it is - the one that has dealt with the sting of yon slap of disappointment issued last week, with an icing of the face and a swiftly growing determination no to be on the receiving end again:
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It's DWT155
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DWT REPRESENTATIVE
Opponent
Kick-Off Time
Odds
aston villa πŸ”΄πŸ”΄πŸŸ’πŸŸ‘πŸŸ’
15:00 GMT
2/1
southampton πŸ”΄πŸ”΄πŸ”΄πŸŸ‘πŸ”΄
15:00 GMT
29/20
barnsley πŸ”΄πŸŸ‘πŸ”΄πŸŸ’πŸŸ‘
15:00 GMT
11/8
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16.46/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎
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Over 14’s last week; over 16's this week - had my cheeky wee eyeballs on this combo as early as Monday (afore the Monday Night Fixtures)... as high as 18.33/1 twas that night. Obviously, this dropped a bitty after that - ah no. Here - best safe than sorry: Dad'll happily shave a tenner or so if it means peace of mind ✊. Be good that like... pissing and moaning about a missed tenner, rather than hopes and dreams down the fucking toilet pan haha - hoo mama 🀟
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DWT155 - The Doubles
DOUBLE
TEAM A
TEAM B
Odds
A
TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR
FULHAM ATHLETIC
6.35/1
B
TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR
BOLTON WANDERERS
6.13/1
C
FULHAM ATHLETIC
BOLTON WANDERERS
4.82/1

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VI - THE REASONINGS

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TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR up first then sure... a well-publicised tough time they've had of it for a wee bitty - hoo mama. Still - a win there last time out, and just in the fucking nick of time, if they're to rescue a wee smidge o' Europe next term. Out of their hands alas, with Brighton enjoying a couple of games in hand... no choice but to fucking win and hope. Tough it'll be - 5 wins in a row at home for villa; but Dad feels they've peaked a touch early. After Spurs beat them - they've Brighton to play... so essentially they could be the key to Tottenhams success - just do your part Spurs son, terrific πŸ‘
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FULHAM ATHLETIC up next; a three-game losing streak snapped in fantastic fashion there on Monday... five goals smashed home in the comprehensive fucking up of Leicester πŸ™Œ. The winning feeling - terrific 😎. On the road they'll travel to southampton with 3200 supporters in tow - off the page 🀘. Letting the hopeless bottom cunts defeat you when that sort of party is in swing - they willnae let that happen, fear fucking no πŸ€™
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BOLTON WANDERERS round us off... the first leg of the all-important Play-Off with Barnsley. Gotta win your 'ome games - that's Bread 'n' Butter shite that - and for sure, there'll be enthusiasm a fucking plenty at the Reebok, making sure an advantage is taken into the second leg. An advantage it'll be - Dad's sure of that by fuck... just by how much is the real question. No that DWT gives much a fuck about that (helps calm the nerves... fair enough πŸ‘).

Actually looks possible min.

Good luck old stager, you might, just might be celebrating by 5pm 🀞.

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1 minute ago, Ten Caat said:

Well Fulham "Athletic" are giving you a chance....

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I represented Scotland at a sport....

Oh do forgive me you fucking blowhard hahaΒ 

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And here there is a Fulham athletic that exist, so you know - fuck off πŸ–• easy done

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So here it is - the one that notices gradual improvement over the last couple efforts despite the ongoing failure, and realises that the advancement made today will guarantee a delightful profit should the pattern continue:
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It's DWT156
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DWT REPRESENTATIVE
Opponent
Kick-Off Time
Odds
livingston πŸ”΄πŸ”΄πŸ”΄πŸŸ’πŸ”΄
15:00 GMT
19/10
crystal palace πŸŸ’πŸ”΄πŸŸ’πŸ”΄πŸŸ‘
15:00 GMT
7/5
wolverhampton wanderers πŸ”΄πŸŸ’πŸ”΄πŸŸ’πŸ”΄
15:00 GMT
13/8
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17.27/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎
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Over 16’s last week; over 17's this week - no much of a shift, which seemed inevitable given the lack of options. No that that's a complaint or owt - no siree Robby - Dads got a trio locked in here that contains all the best of ingredients... just takes Dad mixing them right and slipping them in the over at the right temp and for the right amount of time πŸ‘. We owe it to May to keep things lucrative... be the first time in a long time it didnae perform should it be Dad doesnae deliver the winners it promised. Two turns to do it in - plenty that sure; first time of asking it'll be πŸ™Œ
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DWT156 - The Doubles
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DOUBLE
TEAM A
TEAM B
Odds
A
DUNDEE UNITED
FULHAM
5.96/1
B
DUNDEE UNITED
EVERTON
6.61/1
C
FULHAM
EVERTON
5.3/1
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VI - THE REASONINGS

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DUNDEE UNITED our first - and arguably our most Keystone-ish of the threesome... a tough, tough time they've been having of it and no fucking mistake. Yon away victory over Motherwell a bitty back seemed to most to be the point at which they'd be assumed safe - surely such a performance meant they'd got the bitty between the pegs and alls that left was to execute the understanding. Two defeats in their last two put fucking paid to that - a shitshow 'n' a facking 'alf. Form-wise, no better cunts to face than livi sure; they are doing SHITE currently... goals dried up, victories a distant memory - today is United's chance to claim that mega-important victory. Or else... well - they're facked pretty much.
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FULHAM up next - the second appearance in a row for the terrific bastards πŸ‘. Was as comfy a pick as one hath made there last week - seemed properly inevitable, what with all the positivity pouring out of Craven Cottage over the last couple weeks. still potential to catch and overtake Brentford sure; but with the final fixture being one away to Man U - they'll be itchy to claim all three over Landon rivals crystal palace - which obviously, isnae a piece of piss. Tbf mind you - no much for palace to give much a fuck about... safe - that's the main issue πŸ‘. As such - they'll happily roll over for a wee belly scratch one'd imagine probably 🀘
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EVERTON round pish off... a rival for the Keystone Role with United... but given their recent exploits (namely yon wondrous 1-5 cunting of in-form Brighton) - this is a very winnable fixture for them. And for sure - a win'd be handy as fuck... Big Sam working wonders(ish) at Leeds, is pressure that probably would be best not 'appening, if a preference could be 'ad. Either way - wolves are pish - points in the satchel 😎
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