Ten Caat Posted June 2, 2023 Share Posted June 2, 2023 1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said: Playing local football round these parts Any word on the number of pregnancies he's caused round those parts? Link to comment
Dad Posted June 2, 2023 Author Share Posted June 2, 2023 So here it is - the one that drags its damaged body on broken legs in a desperate attempt to show it still has enough left to actaully get summat over the fucking line: It's DWT158 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds LENS 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 aj auxerre 🔴🟡🔴🔴🟡 15:00 GMT 29/20 LORIENT 🟢🟢🟡🔴🔴 rc strasbourg 🔴🟢🟢🟡🟡 15:00 GMT 23/10 STADE REIMS 🔴🟢🔴🟡🟢 montpellier 🟢🔴🟡🟢🔴 15:00 GMT 1/1 15.17/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎 Over 37’s last week; over 15's this week - after all the fucking failings, particularly yon couple of back-to-fucking-backing Whitewashes there - Dads gone tighter, in order to make sure at least some sort of return is garnered. Nowt is for defo obviously... but to Dads Eyes - there's a combo in play here, that'll make sure Dads Pockets arenae home to only fluff and debris. No to mention the last few weeks are yearning hard for summat to holler about; Dad's hoping the Jackpot is won so as to counter the big pile of shite that has gathered. Let's see what fucking happens 🙌 DWT158 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A LENS LORIENT 7.09/1 B LENS STADE REIMS 3.9/1 C LORIENT STADE REIMS 5.6/1 VI - THE REASONINGS ------------------------ LENS kick us off - the form team in the division: 9 wins from 10.... outstanding 🙌. The one defeat in that spell happened to be to PSG alas... cost them a shot at fighting for the Ligue 1 Title here the day - ah no. Still - a precedent hath been set... and it willnae be useless arseholes akin to Auxerre who ruin their 6-game unbeaten run - themselves free of victory in the same stretch. Fighting for survival of course... and tbf - that isnae the best when you've hungry devastating heroes to conquer. Fucked they'll get and deservedly so probably 🤘 *** LORIENT up next - a chance to consolidate their 10th spot finish with victory here; given it's fellow DWT Inclusion Reims that are behind them, who'll obviously defo win - it's a necessity they do the beeswax here, in order to achieve said feat. No be easy sure - strasbourg are on a 4-game unbeaten run, a run that's seen them achieve safety with aplomb. That objective achieved - it's a simple case of laying down the toolbox and letting Lorient have their way with them. Cheers Strasbourg son 👍 *** STADE REIMS round off the trio - and their season - at the safe haven of home, hoping to further increase the light visible between themselves and visitors Montpellier. 2 defeats and a draw last three - worth pointing out, that they had a man sent off in both defeats. No to say they were on fire afore that... just 2 victories in their last 9 - hoo mama. Still - Montpellier arenae exactly setting pish alight themselves, losing 2 of their last four, with a draw and a win taking the sting away somewhat. They'll no be arsed given the haplessness, meaning a terrific chance for our heroes to exemplify their slicker side 👍 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 2, 2023 Share Posted June 2, 2023 8 hours ago, Ten Caat said: Any word on the number of pregnancies he's caused round those parts? A place like Mandurah would be easy pickings for a stud of his calibre Link to comment
Dad Posted June 3, 2023 Author Share Posted June 3, 2023 Just like FYI - Kick Offs are at 8pm no 3pm as I've confirmed in yon ^ Made the same error last week as well! Deary, deary me On 'n' up ✌️ Link to comment
Ten Caat Posted June 3, 2023 Share Posted June 3, 2023 All up at half-time Cashing out? Link to comment
Dad Posted June 3, 2023 Author Share Posted June 3, 2023 No yet son - a bit of swelling to do yet ✌️ Link to comment
Dad Posted June 3, 2023 Author Share Posted June 3, 2023 Ach I cashed out for 56 and a bitty bangers - terrific 👍 Fuck you Reims 🖕 Link to comment
Dad Posted June 4, 2023 Author Share Posted June 4, 2023 That's the flow started now Don son; countdown to a winner hath begun probably 😎 Link to comment
BaaBaaRedSheep Posted June 4, 2023 Share Posted June 4, 2023 4 hours ago, Dad said: That's the flow started now Don son; countdown to a winner hath begun probably 😎 As stated previously faither Aussie football is the place for goals, and potentially value, during the summer. Of the 18 or so games yesterday, played between 6 and 10am our time, 17 were over 2.5 goals. Hence my own 5-fold romped home at odds of over 6/1. However many of the matches produced over 3.5 goals, which should interest the DWT as the odds on offer per match were circa 6/5+. Matches in the NPL West Australian league for next Saturday in particular are currently reflecting similar odds for over 3.5 goals. As you would say hoo mama. Link to comment
Dad Posted June 4, 2023 Author Share Posted June 4, 2023 59 minutes ago, BaaBaaRedSheep said: As stated previously faither Aussie football is the place for goals, and potentially value, during the summer. Of the 18 or so games yesterday, played between 6 and 10am our time, 17 were over 2.5 goals. Hence my own 5-fold romped home at odds of over 6/1. However many of the matches produced over 3.5 goals, which should interest the DWT as the odds on offer per match were circa 6/5+. Matches in the NPL West Australian league for next Saturday in particular are currently reflecting similar odds for over 3.5 goals. As you would say hoo mama. Fear no son - Dad has added the Aussie leagues to those one checks ✌️ Although I notice there's Faroese soccer on also; even yon useless degenerate bastard Bri got a couple right from there 👍 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 5, 2023 Share Posted June 5, 2023 KI, HB, B36, Vikingur. Canna go wrong. Link to comment
Dad Posted June 10, 2023 Author Share Posted June 10, 2023 So here it is - the one that feels inspired yet realistic and as such follows the same kind of path as that that occurred just afore: It's DWT159 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds JONKOPINGS SODRA 🟡🔴🟢🟢🔴 trellebergs ff 🟢🟡🟢🟢🟢 14:00 GMT 13/10 SOGNDAL IL 🟢🔴🔴🟢🟢 mjondalen 🟢🔴🟢🟢🔴 14:00 GMT 13/10 HALMSTADS BK 🟡🟢🟢🔴🟢 verberg bois 🔴🟡🔴🔴🔴 16:30 GMT 6/4 12.23/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎 Over 15’s last week; over 12's this week - keeping it tight by fuck... and no wonder tbf: slim bastard pickin's and no fucking mistake - hoo mama. but for sure, Dad isnae fussy - should there be a need for a Winner to occur whilst price is relatively small, so be it. Any kind of cash, any kind of time. There's a loss to recover, and by jings I'll bloody well arrest it 🙌 DWT159 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A JONKOPINGS SODRA SOGNDAL IL 4.29/1 B JONKOPINGS SODRA HALMSTADS BK 4.75/1 C SOGNDAL IL HALMSTADS BK 4.75/1 VI - THE REASONINGS JONKOPINGS SODRA are back 🙌. For the first time in 2 years - almost to the fucking day - they are back, and as such - in with a shot of redeeming the goalless stalemate played out with Ogryte IS, thusly destroying DWT55's opportunity of a tasty Double. A toughie they've got on their hands in Trelleborg - at least on paper. The home side our bunch are, so when it's a case of picking from one of two solid sets of buggers - go with the cunts whom get swept along by a hungry baying crowd 👍 *** SOGNDAL up next - scoring freely and winning easily: that's the kind of magic we're looking for people 😎. Atop the league as such - and here's a trip to play a set of cunts who've shipped 7 fucking goals in their last couple home games, over league 'n' cup haha - in the fucking satchel 🙌 *** HALMSTADS BK round off the wonder; for they, a trip tp bottom club verberg... a team who havenae won a fucking game in 12 (count 'em), 12 attempts - hoo mama. Ou heroes are on a run of 3 unbeaten - certainly enough going on to suggest they know what needs done to also-ran arseholes 👊 Link to comment
Dad Posted June 10, 2023 Author Share Posted June 10, 2023 All sorts of fucking bother on Reddit this morn, so a smidge haphazard... will get onto to fixing the bugs later on there ✌️ Link to comment
BaaBaaRedSheep Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 Hopefully DWT stands for "Dad Wins Today" @Dad 🤞. 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted June 10, 2023 Author Share Posted June 10, 2023 17 minutes ago, BaaBaaRedSheep said: Hopefully DWT stands for "Dad Wins Today" @Dad 🤞. Darn tootin' son 👍 Odds nice 'n' tight; let's see if Dad benefits from being a lightweight ✌️ Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 Sogndal 😂😂 Which league are they top of? Coz it’s not the one they play in. What a fuckin arsehole Link to comment
Dad Posted June 10, 2023 Author Share Posted June 10, 2023 2 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said: Sogndal 😂😂 Which league are they top of? Coz it’s not the one they play in. What a fuckin arsehole https://imgur.com/a/hHkmX0j This one Bri ^ Away 'n' wash Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 2 minutes ago, Dad said: https://imgur.com/a/hHkmX0j This one Bri ^ Away 'n' wash Oh yeah, the one that’s not ranked by points. You complete tool 😂😂😂😂😂 Link to comment
Dad Posted June 10, 2023 Author Share Posted June 10, 2023 1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said: Oh yeah, the one that’s not ranked by points. You complete tool 😂😂😂😂😂 Uh huh - how's it ranked then? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 Randomly. Look at the pic ffs Link to comment
Dad Posted June 10, 2023 Author Share Posted June 10, 2023 13 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Randomly. Look at the pic ffs Sure - who's top? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 Kongsvinger, shown as number 4 in your table. Are you seriously that retarded? Link to comment
Dad Posted June 10, 2023 Author Share Posted June 10, 2023 6 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Kongsvinger, shown as number 4 in your table. Are you seriously that retarded? They're 4th Bri - you said it yourself Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 With the most points. Fuck you. Link to comment
Dad Posted June 10, 2023 Author Share Posted June 10, 2023 Now that's cleared up - on with the party 🎉 Off the page 🙌 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 No answer to that. Fuckin moron Link to comment
Dad Posted June 10, 2023 Author Share Posted June 10, 2023 Other than the picture I put up Link to comment
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