Dads Weekly Treble - The Condensed Version

[Dad]

In fantastic form me son 👍

 

Maybe if you retired the patronising cuntishness for a smidge, you might actually have a nice time ✌️

[maryhilldon]

2 minutes ago, Dad said:

In fantastic form me son 👍

 

Maybe if you retired the patronising cuntishness for a smidge, you might actually have a nice time ✌️

I'm having a great time ye deranged auld loser 👍

[Dad]

Well fucking get behind it then you wee bastard 🙌 

Dons helping slip DWT157 together probably - it'll be a great laugh 

[Roberto]

4 minutes ago, Dad said:

Well fucking get behind it then you wee bastard 🙌 

Dons helping slip DWT157 together probably - it'll be a great laugh 

Haha get behind something that loses money every week? Come on Dad, behave.

I wish you well, and what a bounce when you get your head round picking winners faja. 

[Dad]

7 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Haha get behind something that loses money every week? Come on Dad, behave.

I wish you well, and what a bounce when you get your head round picking winners faja. 

Here for sure son - stats dinnae lie 🤚 

But I'm of the belief that if enough combined belief could be put together from a swell of vocal backers - especially cunts with a track record of being miserable bastards - the likelihood of victory is increased. 

 

Only has to be once every couple of months/every 8 DWTs or so... Enough to allow it a clear spotlight under which it can prove the theory ✌️

[Don Fonte]

4 hours ago, Dad said:

Well fucking get behind it then you wee bastard 🙌 

Dons helping slip DWT157 together probably - it'll be a great laugh 

We'll finish the season with a collaborative win. That's for sure.

[Dad]

10 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

We'll finish the season with a collaborative win. That's for sure.

Firstly son - apologies for DWT156; no what was planned alas... Ah no

But terrific - have a couple ideas already: will pm you the now with these early thoughts 🙌 

 

Off the page 

[Dad]

So here it is - the one that finds itself in the middle of a pile of shite and as such is being identified as being the fixer of all things pish:

 

It's DWT157

 

 

 

DWT REPRESENTATIVE	Opponent	Kick-Off Time	Odds
TROYES 🟡🔴🔴🔴🟡	angers sco 🟡🔴🔴🔴🔴	15:00 GMT	12/5
MONACO 🔴🟡🟢🔴🔴	rennes 🟢🟢🔴🟢🔴	15:00 GMT	12/5
AJ AUXERRE 🔴🔴🟡🔴🟡	toulouse 🟡🟡🟡🔴🟢	15:00 GMT	23/10

 

37.15/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎

 

Over 17’s last week; over 37's this week - no facking abaht... we is going balls fucking out 🙌. Unfamiliar territory today of course - sacre bleu - and with it, a wee pinch of speculative, dinnae give a fuck-type attitude. Feels right being that way this deep into the football calendar (at least the one more logical to us cunts here in Europe), to properly entertain the more unlikely and commit to the crazy occuring. And when I say crazy, maybes no so much... all of these cunts are desperate - fuck form, it's all about fucking the day 🤘. Should dreams of the relegation-evasion/Europe-qualification style be realised - so shalt Dads, along with the dedicated few who decide Dad Knows ✌️. Sees you in Vegas probably 😎

 

DWT157 - The Doubles

DOUBLE	TEAM A	TEAM B	Odds
A	TROYES	MONACO	10.56/1
B	TROYES	AJ AUXERRE	10.22/1
C	MONACO	AJ AUXERRE	10.22/1

 

VI - THE REASONINGS

------------------------

TROYES up first - and aye ok, away wins dinnae come easy for them - hoo mama. But they have much to fight for in this one - and if they are desirous of an away victory, tis only the bottom cunts they must defeat in angers sco 👍. Maybes an argument to say they willnae give a fuck given the haplessness of their plight... already down sure - ah no. But last week didnae exactly suggest 'tools down'; a man and a goal down they were afore they were gien a lifeline of their own with Strasbourg having a cunt sent off... advantage was thusly taken with an equaliser shortly after. Fighting spirit very much in evidence - a morale boosting away win will give them a spring in their step for next term 👊

***

AS MONACO up next - and they for sure have pish to fight for... the lucrative nature of fourth spot is theirs for the taking - should they fend off the very real threat of both Lille and today's foes, rennes. 3 Wins and a draw they've managed over rennes in their last four encounters - the hoodoo very much in effect 😎. Another victory the day - and they'll be sitting pretty fucking sweet sure... no point leaving themselves sweating ✌️

***

AJ AUXERRE rouind us off then - opposite end of the table to Monaco, but very much in the same vein given the riches that await them should they pull off these very much needed victories. A straight battle between themselves and nantes to avoid the last relegation spot... nowt'll be left to chance - and whilst Toulouse fucked them up good and proper last time out - the home form shown by Toulouse is encouragingly shite (1 draw and 4 losses most recently). That's what you need when you're hunting survival; cunts who couldnae give a fuck 😎

[Dad]

A big ta to @Don Fonte, who contributed to this week's magic with fucking aplomb 😎

You the man son 👍

[Ten Caat]

And an even bigger thank you to Pops for taking heed of my request and posting the treble at a reasonable hour.

I shall now head off and place my own one, punching the following instructions into my betting satnav "Avoid France".

I genuinely hope you get a winner today old chap

[Dad]

6 hours ago, Ten Caat said:

And an even bigger thank you to Pops for taking heed of my request and posting the treble at a reasonable hour.

I shall now head off and place my own one, punching the following instructions into my betting satnav "Avoid France".

I genuinely hope you get a winner today old chap

Well alrighty 👍

With belief, we achieve 😎

[BrianFaePerth]

0/3. Well done. Can’t be easy to go to a new land and be as consistent as at home.

Useless arsehole, as is @Don Fonte. Actually he probably did you up nicely, so well done DF

[Dad]

1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said:

0/3. Well done. Can’t be easy to go to a new land and be as consistent as at home.

Useless arsehole, as is @Don Fonte. Actually he probably did you up nicely, so well done DF

Why's that summat to applaud?

[Don Fonte]

2 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

0/3. Well done. Can’t be easy to go to a new land and be as consistent as at home.

Useless arsehole, as is @Don Fonte. Actually he probably did you up nicely, so well done DF

You are a disgusting piece of shit.

But thank you 😎

[Don Fonte]

1 hour ago, Dad said:

Why's that summat to applaud?

He's a wanker.

[Dad]

2 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

He's a wanker.

And ignorant as well apparently

 

Useless loner fuckwit 

[Dad]

2 hours ago, BaaBaaRedSheep said:

Respect.

Just as difficult to get feck all correct as it is to get a full house.

Outstanding. 

Haha - an art perfected alas 

Ah no 

[Ten Caat]

So is the franchise shutting down over the summer or will we see DWT's consisting of the likes of 

Adelaide Wallaby Molesters v Boomerang United

Salt Lake City Titties v Vancouver Hoovers

Ararat Yerevan v Aramouse Yerevan

???

[Dad]

1 hour ago, Ten Caat said:

So is the franchise shutting down over the summer or will we see DWT's consisting of the likes of 

Adelaide Wallaby Molesters v Boomerang United

Salt Lake City Titties v Vancouver Hoovers

Ararat Yerevan v Aramouse Yerevan

???

Fear no son - it'll be open all's the way through 👍 

 

Wasnae a a very lucrative time last year alas - ah no

Plenty learnt but ✌️

[Poodler]

Lump on Griffiths getting a few (when he starts) 

 

[Dad]

5 hours ago, BaaBaaRedSheep said:

Check out the Aussie leagues for over 3.5 goals options auld yin?

You might find a few even odds + opportunities. 

Terrific son - will browse the options 👍

[Dad]

5 hours ago, Poodler said:

Lump on Griffiths getting a few (when he starts) 

 

Is he no dead or summat? 

Fair play if no

[BrianFaePerth]

1 hour ago, Dad said:

Is he no dead or summat? 

Fair play if no

Playing local football round these parts 

[Dad]

Fair dinkum

[Ten Caat]

1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Playing local football round these parts 

Any word on the number of pregnancies he's caused round those parts?

[Dad]

So here it is - the one that drags its damaged body on broken legs in a desperate attempt to show it still has enough left to actaully get summat over the fucking line:

 

It's DWT158

 

 

DWT REPRESENTATIVE	Opponent	Kick-Off Time	Odds
LENS 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢	aj auxerre 🔴🟡🔴🔴🟡	15:00 GMT	29/20
LORIENT 🟢🟢🟡🔴🔴	rc strasbourg 🔴🟢🟢🟡🟡	15:00 GMT	23/10
STADE REIMS 🔴🟢🔴🟡🟢	montpellier 🟢🔴🟡🟢🔴	15:00 GMT	1/1

 

15.17/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎

 

Over 37’s last week; over 15's this week - after all the fucking failings, particularly yon couple of back-to-fucking-backing Whitewashes there - Dads gone tighter, in order to make sure at least some sort of return is garnered. Nowt is for defo obviously... but to Dads Eyes - there's a combo in play here, that'll make sure Dads Pockets arenae home to only fluff and debris. No to mention the last few weeks are yearning hard for summat to holler about; Dad's hoping the Jackpot is won so as to counter the big pile of shite that has gathered. Let's see what fucking happens 🙌

 

DWT158 - The Doubles

DOUBLE	TEAM A	TEAM B	Odds
A	LENS	LORIENT	7.09/1
B	LENS	STADE REIMS	3.9/1
C	LORIENT	STADE REIMS	5.6/1

 

 

VI - THE REASONINGS

------------------------

LENS kick us off - the form team in the division: 9 wins from 10.... outstanding 🙌. The one defeat in that spell happened to be to PSG alas... cost them a shot at fighting for the Ligue 1 Title here the day - ah no. Still - a precedent hath been set... and it willnae be useless arseholes akin to Auxerre who ruin their 6-game unbeaten run - themselves free of victory in the same stretch. Fighting for survival of course... and tbf - that isnae the best when you've hungry devastating heroes to conquer. Fucked they'll get and deservedly so probably 🤘

***

LORIENT up next - a chance to consolidate their 10th spot finish with victory here; given it's fellow DWT Inclusion Reims that are behind them, who'll obviously defo win - it's a necessity they do the beeswax here, in order to achieve said feat. No be easy sure - strasbourg are on a 4-game unbeaten run, a run that's seen them achieve safety with aplomb. That objective achieved - it's a simple case of laying down the toolbox and letting Lorient have their way with them. Cheers Strasbourg son 👍

***

STADE REIMS round off the trio - and their season - at the safe haven of home, hoping to further increase the light visible between themselves and visitors Montpellier. 2 defeats and a draw last three - worth pointing out, that they had a man sent off in both defeats. No to say they were on fire afore that... just 2 victories in their last 9 - hoo mama. Still - Montpellier arenae exactly setting pish alight themselves, losing 2 of their last four, with a draw and a win taking the sting away somewhat. They'll no be arsed given the haplessness, meaning a terrific chance for our heroes to exemplify their slicker side 👍

[BrianFaePerth]

8 hours ago, Ten Caat said:

Any word on the number of pregnancies he's caused round those parts?

A place like Mandurah would be easy pickings for a stud of his calibre 

[Dad]

Just like FYI - Kick Offs are at 8pm no 3pm as I've confirmed in yon ^

Made the same error last week as well! Deary, deary me

 

On 'n' up ✌️

[Ten Caat]

All up at half-time

Cashing out?

[Dad]

No yet son - a bit of swelling to do yet ✌️