Dad Posted May 20, 2023 Author Share Posted May 20, 2023 34 minutes ago, Ten Caat said: Well in that case get your DWT selections posted the same day you place them I wouldn't have went anywhere near Everton had I known you'd selected them you jinxing auld prick. I'll do what I wish you absolute bastard - stay the fuck away with your filthy negative aura; you're no wanted 🖕 Droning on with the same old shite - away and start you own shite thread of dullard pish Worthless arsehole 1 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted May 20, 2023 Author Share Posted May 20, 2023 7 minutes ago, Parklife said: Shambles. Aye here - it was a bad one this week 🤚 Mays usually a giver though - one more chance to turn around the tables 👍 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 Dad has anger management issues. 'prick' 'arsehole' 'dullard' 'you're no wanted' 'cunt' 'bastard' 'arsehole'. etc. He should put his phone down before he keels over. Link to comment
Dad Posted May 20, 2023 Author Share Posted May 20, 2023 In fantastic form me son 👍 Maybe if you retired the patronising cuntishness for a smidge, you might actually have a nice time ✌️ Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 2 minutes ago, Dad said: In fantastic form me son 👍 Maybe if you retired the patronising cuntishness for a smidge, you might actually have a nice time ✌️ I'm having a great time ye deranged auld loser 👍 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted May 20, 2023 Author Share Posted May 20, 2023 Well fucking get behind it then you wee bastard 🙌 Dons helping slip DWT157 together probably - it'll be a great laugh Link to comment
Roberto Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 4 minutes ago, Dad said: Well fucking get behind it then you wee bastard 🙌 Dons helping slip DWT157 together probably - it'll be a great laugh Haha get behind something that loses money every week? Come on Dad, behave. I wish you well, and what a bounce when you get your head round picking winners faja. Link to comment
Dad Posted May 20, 2023 Author Share Posted May 20, 2023 7 minutes ago, Roberto said: Haha get behind something that loses money every week? Come on Dad, behave. I wish you well, and what a bounce when you get your head round picking winners faja. Here for sure son - stats dinnae lie 🤚 But I'm of the belief that if enough combined belief could be put together from a swell of vocal backers - especially cunts with a track record of being miserable bastards - the likelihood of victory is increased. Only has to be once every couple of months/every 8 DWTs or so... Enough to allow it a clear spotlight under which it can prove the theory ✌️ Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 4 hours ago, Dad said: Well fucking get behind it then you wee bastard 🙌 Dons helping slip DWT157 together probably - it'll be a great laugh We'll finish the season with a collaborative win. That's for sure. Link to comment
Dad Posted May 21, 2023 Author Share Posted May 21, 2023 10 hours ago, Don Fonte said: We'll finish the season with a collaborative win. That's for sure. Firstly son - apologies for DWT156; no what was planned alas... Ah no But terrific - have a couple ideas already: will pm you the now with these early thoughts 🙌 Off the page Link to comment
Dad Posted May 27, 2023 Author Share Posted May 27, 2023 So here it is - the one that finds itself in the middle of a pile of shite and as such is being identified as being the fixer of all things pish: It's DWT157 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds TROYES 🟡🔴🔴🔴🟡 angers sco 🟡🔴🔴🔴🔴 15:00 GMT 12/5 MONACO 🔴🟡🟢🔴🔴 rennes 🟢🟢🔴🟢🔴 15:00 GMT 12/5 AJ AUXERRE 🔴🔴🟡🔴🟡 toulouse 🟡🟡🟡🔴🟢 15:00 GMT 23/10 37.15/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎 Over 17’s last week; over 37's this week - no facking abaht... we is going balls fucking out 🙌. Unfamiliar territory today of course - sacre bleu - and with it, a wee pinch of speculative, dinnae give a fuck-type attitude. Feels right being that way this deep into the football calendar (at least the one more logical to us cunts here in Europe), to properly entertain the more unlikely and commit to the crazy occuring. And when I say crazy, maybes no so much... all of these cunts are desperate - fuck form, it's all about fucking the day 🤘. Should dreams of the relegation-evasion/Europe-qualification style be realised - so shalt Dads, along with the dedicated few who decide Dad Knows ✌️. Sees you in Vegas probably 😎 DWT157 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A TROYES MONACO 10.56/1 B TROYES AJ AUXERRE 10.22/1 C MONACO AJ AUXERRE 10.22/1 VI - THE REASONINGS ------------------------ TROYES up first - and aye ok, away wins dinnae come easy for them - hoo mama. But they have much to fight for in this one - and if they are desirous of an away victory, tis only the bottom cunts they must defeat in angers sco 👍. Maybes an argument to say they willnae give a fuck given the haplessness of their plight... already down sure - ah no. But last week didnae exactly suggest 'tools down'; a man and a goal down they were afore they were gien a lifeline of their own with Strasbourg having a cunt sent off... advantage was thusly taken with an equaliser shortly after. Fighting spirit very much in evidence - a morale boosting away win will give them a spring in their step for next term 👊 *** AS MONACO up next - and they for sure have pish to fight for... the lucrative nature of fourth spot is theirs for the taking - should they fend off the very real threat of both Lille and today's foes, rennes. 3 Wins and a draw they've managed over rennes in their last four encounters - the hoodoo very much in effect 😎. Another victory the day - and they'll be sitting pretty fucking sweet sure... no point leaving themselves sweating ✌️ *** AJ AUXERRE rouind us off then - opposite end of the table to Monaco, but very much in the same vein given the riches that await them should they pull off these very much needed victories. A straight battle between themselves and nantes to avoid the last relegation spot... nowt'll be left to chance - and whilst Toulouse fucked them up good and proper last time out - the home form shown by Toulouse is encouragingly shite (1 draw and 4 losses most recently). That's what you need when you're hunting survival; cunts who couldnae give a fuck 😎 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted May 27, 2023 Author Share Posted May 27, 2023 A big ta to @Don Fonte, who contributed to this week's magic with fucking aplomb 😎 You the man son 👍 Link to comment
Ten Caat Posted May 27, 2023 Share Posted May 27, 2023 And an even bigger thank you to Pops for taking heed of my request and posting the treble at a reasonable hour. I shall now head off and place my own one, punching the following instructions into my betting satnav "Avoid France". I genuinely hope you get a winner today old chap Link to comment
Dad Posted May 27, 2023 Author Share Posted May 27, 2023 6 hours ago, Ten Caat said: And an even bigger thank you to Pops for taking heed of my request and posting the treble at a reasonable hour. I shall now head off and place my own one, punching the following instructions into my betting satnav "Avoid France". I genuinely hope you get a winner today old chap Well alrighty 👍 With belief, we achieve 😎 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 28, 2023 Share Posted May 28, 2023 0/3. Well done. Can’t be easy to go to a new land and be as consistent as at home. Useless arsehole, as is @Don Fonte. Actually he probably did you up nicely, so well done DF Link to comment
Dad Posted May 28, 2023 Author Share Posted May 28, 2023 1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said: 0/3. Well done. Can’t be easy to go to a new land and be as consistent as at home. Useless arsehole, as is @Don Fonte. Actually he probably did you up nicely, so well done DF Why's that summat to applaud? Link to comment
BaaBaaRedSheep Posted May 28, 2023 Share Posted May 28, 2023 Respect. Just as difficult to get feck all correct as it is to get a full house. Outstanding. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted May 28, 2023 Share Posted May 28, 2023 2 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said: 0/3. Well done. Can’t be easy to go to a new land and be as consistent as at home. Useless arsehole, as is @Don Fonte. Actually he probably did you up nicely, so well done DF You are a disgusting piece of shit. But thank you 😎 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted May 28, 2023 Share Posted May 28, 2023 1 hour ago, Dad said: Why's that summat to applaud? He's a wanker. Link to comment
Dad Posted May 28, 2023 Author Share Posted May 28, 2023 2 hours ago, Don Fonte said: He's a wanker. And ignorant as well apparently Useless loner fuckwit Link to comment
Dad Posted May 28, 2023 Author Share Posted May 28, 2023 2 hours ago, BaaBaaRedSheep said: Respect. Just as difficult to get feck all correct as it is to get a full house. Outstanding. Haha - an art perfected alas Ah no Link to comment
Ten Caat Posted June 1, 2023 Share Posted June 1, 2023 So is the franchise shutting down over the summer or will we see DWT's consisting of the likes of Adelaide Wallaby Molesters v Boomerang United Salt Lake City Titties v Vancouver Hoovers Ararat Yerevan v Aramouse Yerevan ??? Link to comment
Dad Posted June 1, 2023 Author Share Posted June 1, 2023 1 hour ago, Ten Caat said: So is the franchise shutting down over the summer or will we see DWT's consisting of the likes of Adelaide Wallaby Molesters v Boomerang United Salt Lake City Titties v Vancouver Hoovers Ararat Yerevan v Aramouse Yerevan ??? Fear no son - it'll be open all's the way through 👍 Wasnae a a very lucrative time last year alas - ah no Plenty learnt but ✌️ Link to comment
BaaBaaRedSheep Posted June 2, 2023 Share Posted June 2, 2023 Check out the Aussie leagues for over 3.5 goals options auld yin? You might find a few even odds + opportunities. 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 2, 2023 Share Posted June 2, 2023 Lump on Griffiths getting a few (when he starts) Link to comment
Dad Posted June 2, 2023 Author Share Posted June 2, 2023 5 hours ago, BaaBaaRedSheep said: Check out the Aussie leagues for over 3.5 goals options auld yin? You might find a few even odds + opportunities. Terrific son - will browse the options 👍 Link to comment
Dad Posted June 2, 2023 Author Share Posted June 2, 2023 5 hours ago, Poodler said: Lump on Griffiths getting a few (when he starts) Is he no dead or summat? Fair play if no Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 2, 2023 Share Posted June 2, 2023 1 hour ago, Dad said: Is he no dead or summat? Fair play if no Playing local football round these parts Link to comment
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