Roberto Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 1 minute ago, maryhilldon said: Well, since he backed Charlton who hadn't won in 14 games a couple of weeks ago. I like to be nice. Link to comment
Dad Posted February 24 Author Share Posted February 24 5 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: Well, since he backed Charlton who hadn't won in 14 games a couple of weeks ago. You wee them draw 3-3 away at Bolton last week 8-Ball? 'N' this week held leaders Portsmouth - hen almost ripe for the plucking.... Well worth a glance next week (Northampton away) Link to comment
shut up meg Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 12 hours ago, Dad said: New manager at Vale son - worth a bash at home Anyhow what you on abaht? All three lo... Oh I see - fuck you son 🖕 FFS, I glanced at the scores and thought that the other two had won. 1 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 Just now, shut up meg said: FFS, I glanced at the scores and thought that the other two had won. Stupid cunt. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 1 minute ago, Don Fonte said: Stupid cunt. Aye, I ken, imagine thinking that dad had put on a double. Link to comment
Dad Posted February 25 Author Share Posted February 25 38 minutes ago, shut up meg said: Aye, I ken, imagine thinking that dad had put on a double. Happened last week you wee bastard Link to comment
Dad Posted March 2 Author Share Posted March 2 So here it is - the one that basks in the calm only upwards brings with just a wee added twist o' watch me smash it out the fucking park teasing at the back o' the mind: It's DWT197 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds MILLWALL 🟢🔴🔴🔴🔴 watford 🔴🟢🔴🔴🔴 15:00 GMT 7/5 NORWICH CITY 🟡🟢🟢🟡🟢 sunderland 🔴🔴🔴🟢🟡 15:00 GMT 21/20 CARLISLE UNITED 🟢🔴🔴🔴🔴 reading 🔴🟢🔴🟡🟢 15:00 GMT 2/1 13.76/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎 Over 21’s last week; over 13's this week - here, after that nonsense last week, Dad didnae really think about the ebb 'n' flow o' price: just did what felt terrific 👍. 'N' so tis... this pish here haha . To Dads Eyes - looks off the page; just the right combo of daring 'n' sensibility. But Dad doesnae wish to get o'erly carried away - you know cos o' last week - so willnae be Dad you'll hear begging you to turn o'er your wallet 'n' empty the cunt out. But for sure - looks off the fucking page 😎 DWT197 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A MILLWALL NORWICH CITY 3.92/1 B MILLWALL CARLISLE UNITED 6.2/1 C NORWICH CITY CARLISLE UNITED 5.15/1 MILLWALL join us - the return o' 'The Messiah', Neil Harris having the very fucking best o' impacts there last week... a wondrous away victory o'er the usually impenetrable Southampton: off the fucking page 🙌. Back home this week - a chance to properly refamiliarise themselves with what it feels like to have the full support o' the crazy cunts behind them... struggling local rivals Watford visiting as well - a solid enough victory maybes even bringing about the sacking of their fucking manager - hoo mama. Incentive much 👍 NORWICH CITY up next - a team who've essentially given up losing of late - terrific 😎. Just the kind of icy smoothness cunts like sunderland are desperate to avoid - their own brand of shit-show entering yet another phase there with the recent punting of Mikey Beale - ol' 80s Porno Cunt himself haha - prick. Three defeats on the spin they've suffered: wholesale change required, which'll come much too late to avoid a certain cunting by our lot 🤘 CARLISLE UNITED last up: this week's Wildcard obviously enough 🃏. Was teetering o'er a couple to represent this slot in the DWT Machinery: heard a wee report through the week regarding readings status... the cunts cannae afford a hotel for their team to stay in, so they're committed to a 600-mile round trip in order to participate in the game. More points docked as well sure... Morale willnae be named in the line-up, yous can be assured o' that 👊 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 2 of your picks have lost 4 of their last 5 games? Are you sure you've gave this enough thought? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 3 hours ago, Dad said: So here it is - the one that basks in the calm only upwards brings with just a wee added twist o' watch me smash it out the fucking park teasing at the back o' the mind: It's DWT197 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds MILLWALL 🟢🔴🔴🔴🔴 watford 🔴🟢🔴🔴🔴 15:00 GMT 7/5 NORWICH CITY 🟡🟢🟢🟡🟢 sunderland 🔴🔴🔴🟢🟡 15:00 GMT 21/20 CARLISLE UNITED 🟢🔴🔴🔴🔴 reading 🔴🟢🔴🟡🟢 15:00 GMT 2/1 13.76/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎 Over 21’s last week; over 13's this week - here, after that nonsense last week, Dad didnae really think about the ebb 'n' flow o' price: just did what felt terrific 👍. 'N' so tis... this pish here haha . To Dads Eyes - looks off the page; just the right combo of daring 'n' sensibility. But Dad doesnae wish to get o'erly carried away - you know cos o' last week - so willnae be Dad you'll hear begging you to turn o'er your wallet 'n' empty the cunt out. But for sure - looks off the fucking page 😎 DWT197 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A MILLWALL NORWICH CITY 3.92/1 B MILLWALL CARLISLE UNITED 6.2/1 C NORWICH CITY CARLISLE UNITED 5.15/1 MILLWALL join us - the return o' 'The Messiah', Neil Harris having the very fucking best o' impacts there last week... a wondrous away victory o'er the usually impenetrable Southampton: off the fucking page 🙌. Back home this week - a chance to properly refamiliarise themselves with what it feels like to have the full support o' the crazy cunts behind them... struggling local rivals Watford visiting as well - a solid enough victory maybes even bringing about the sacking of their fucking manager - hoo mama. Incentive much 👍 NORWICH CITY up next - a team who've essentially given up losing of late - terrific 😎. Just the kind of icy smoothness cunts like sunderland are desperate to avoid - their own brand of shit-show entering yet another phase there with the recent punting of Mikey Beale - ol' 80s Porno Cunt himself haha - prick. Three defeats on the spin they've suffered: wholesale change required, which'll come much too late to avoid a certain cunting by our lot 🤘 CARLISLE UNITED last up: this week's Wildcard obviously enough 🃏. Was teetering o'er a couple to represent this slot in the DWT Machinery: heard a wee report through the week regarding readings status... the cunts cannae afford a hotel for their team to stay in, so they're committed to a 600-mile round trip in order to participate in the game. More points docked as well sure... Morale willnae be named in the line-up, yous can be assured o' that 👊 I'm gonna back it this week Padre. Guaranteed winner. 1 Link to comment
BaaBaaRedSheep Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 9 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: I'm gonna back it this week Padre. Guaranteed winner. I'm with DF auld yin. A good chance for sure. 2 Link to comment
Ten Caat Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 Not convinced by the Millwall pick but I'll risk a fiver on the treble Good luck to all 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted March 2 Author Share Posted March 2 Well ok - no hotel has no impact on reading apologies hombres ✌️ Link to comment
Dad Posted March 9 Author Share Posted March 9 So here it is - the one that brings warmth 'n' zest to the fore akin to the Springtime it dwelleth in: It's DWT198 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds CAMBRIDGE UNITED 🔴🔴🔴🔴🟢 northampton town 🟡🟢🟡🟢🔴 15:00 GMT 21/20 BOLTON WANDERERS 🟢🔴🔴🟢🟡 exeter city 🔴🟡🔴🔴🟢 15:00 GMT 5/6 ACCRINGTON STANLEY 🔴🔴🔴🟡🟢 bradford city 🟢🟢🟢🟡🔴 15:00 GMT 11/5 11.03/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎 Over 13’s last week; over 11's this week - wasnae a load o' room for wigglin' down... especially if we was looking to keep above 10s. But Dads Done It. Dad Hath fucking Done It 🤘. 'N' at good value one feels; some solid cunts 'n' no mistake 😎. Dad Loves a new Manager sure - 2 we've got this week, so the excitement is pretty fucking high 🙌. Win this, win next - win DWT200. That's the plan. It's a tough plan sure... but it is a fucking Plan 🫶 DWT198 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A CAMBRIDGE UNITED BOLTON WANDERERS 2.76/1 B CAMBRIDGE UNITED ACCRINGTON STANLEY 5.56/1 C BOLTON WANDERERS ACCRINGTON STANLEY 4.87/1 CAMBRIDGE UNITED get the magic up 'n' running: all 'quipped up with a shiny top new manager this week - fucking terrific 🙌. Gaz Monk in the hotseat - toasty to say the least, given t'were recently filled by fellow top cunt, Neil Harris, who hath begun immediately mending the broken Millwall. Been a rough interim period for our Heroes... 4 losses on the trot sure, no exactly party-causing. Add to that an issue with goals - zero in the last 3... so for sure, nowt but up for Monk to hopefully bring 👍. Willnae be a breeze against northampton... but they did get properly fucked up by Peterborough last time out - a wee dip in confidence'd be just the fucking dab 🤘 BOLTON WANDERERS join us: rare sure, owing to them generally being odds-on... but times have been a smidge disjointed last few... just 1 win in 4 which isnae like them at all. Need to pull their fucking socks up if the heat is to remain on the other bastards around them - 'n' so it should be against a bunch of average akin to Exeter, who've managed no wins in 4 (3 losses). Worth mentioning as well, that the last time these two clashed, our Heroes won 7 fucking nil. Hoo mama. ACCRINGTON STANLEY finish pish off: The Obvious but well thought out Keystone 👍. Form isnae great, hence the recent punting of John Coleman... a sad day for sure. But progress - oft that can be hindered by those whom know shite all too well; through the motions they'll go possibly, romance lost... soul dwindling. One John Doolan now has the chance to bolster his fledgling managerial career - a name some may recognise as being he that was once First Team Coach at Hibernian, a spell that took in one quite famous Scottish Cup Victory o'er the hun bastards: a great day for any that hate the pieces of shit hahaha - last minute yahoooo / sliding knees in front o' the cunts hahaha - off the page. Show us why John: tis your time 🤘 Link to comment
Awayfromhomered Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 Back in this week auld yin, candy from a baby! 👊 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted March 9 Author Share Posted March 9 2 minutes ago, Awayfromhomered said: Back in this week auld yin, candy from a baby! 👊 Picks itself this un son - a top, top Treble 🙌 Off the page 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 Haha at dong fondler and dad. Useless cunts Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 So you took Cambridge, who'd lost there last 4 games, to beat Northampton who were unbeaten in 4? And Accrington, who'd lost their last 3 games, to beat Bradford who'd won their last 3 games? Genius. Link to comment
Dad Posted March 10 Author Share Posted March 10 Good ol' 8-Ball, looking for answers when there's a section included, explaining reasoning 🤤 Seriously Mary, what sort o' stalking is this? The type where Dad lures a victim in for utterance o' voluntary ludicrously shite chat? What a proper fud you are son; 'n' too late to do owt about it 😭 Link to comment
Dad Posted March 16 Author Share Posted March 16 So here it is - the one that marks the moment afore the biggest of the big 'n' duly endeavours to provide support in the very best fucking way it can: It's DWT199 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds ST MIRREN 🟢🟡🟢🔴🟢 kilmarnock 🟡🔴🟢🟡🟢 15:00 GMT 29/10 BOLTON WANDERERS 🟢🟡🟡🟢🔴 derby county 🟢🟢🟢🔴🔴 15:00 GMT 12/5 PORTSMOUTH🟢🟡🟢🟡🟢 peterborough united 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 15:00 GMT 19/10 37.45/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎 Over 11’s last week; over 37's this week - we played by the rules sort of... we toed the fucking line. 'N' what did it get us? A big fat kick in the fucking bollocks that's what hombres - 'n' you cannae pay the fucking bills wi' that 😭. So here we is - hungry, desperate... broken. No currency to speak of in order to facilitate DWT200 free o' any real effect to day-to-day life. Just the way it is people... should Dad fail to garner cashola via DWT this week - pish'll getting sacrificed in Dad's Life... at least for a bitty 😑. The hope'd be then o' course Dad scoops big at DWT200 - after that: Partys at Dads 🥳 DWT199 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A ST MIRREN BOLTON WANDERERS 12.26/1 B ST MIRREN PORTSMOUTH 10.31/1 C BOLTON WANDERERS PORTSMOUTH 8.86/1 ST MIRREN join us - their fourth time repping DWT. Rare then - so when you consider they're on the road, it's a real sign o' their progress, that Dad hath placed belief 👊. The price at one stage was fucking three to bastarding one... ridiculous. I know killie ha'e summat about them in their own right - but they're arenae fucking Brasil '70 for the love o' fuck... no to mention it's a fucking short jaunt down the bloody road for our guys - no exactly a taxing journey jarring the cunts sciatica or whate'er the fuck. Pleased at 29/10 Dad is - shrunk further since. No fucking wonder 👍 BOLTON WANDERERS rejoin the group - angry Dad was wi' them obviously... but Dad doesnae believe they're done. No fucking way. That was two goals pissed away in the opening 4 o' the first 'alf... the cunts fell asleep. Sure the Gaffer'll've exercised due diligence 'n' trained that pish out 'em - itching they'll be now to right the fucking wrongs. Sure sure - Derby'll be tough... but no that fucking tough. They're more than fucking capable. Played the cunts off the park at the Reebok - they'll rinse 'n' repeat the cunts 🤘 PORTSMOUTH round pish off; you look for the best o' the best - the top cunts in the divisions - when 'n' where're possible. This week - we do just that: Portsmouth people - off the fucking page 😎. Away from home obviously: dinnae get a price on Portsmouth at home for the love o' fuck haha... but they've an upstart to humble here - peterborough've been acting the right pompous cunts recently: 5 wins in a fucking row. But 11 unbeaten Pompey are - they've just know how to deal with any given situ. Beat 'em 3-1 last time - a wee repeat'd be just the fucking dab 👍 1 1 Link to comment
BaaBaaRedSheep Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 The Portsmouth tip worries me auld yin. Good luck nonetheless 🤞. 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted March 16 Author Share Posted March 16 1 hour ago, BaaBaaRedSheep said: The Portsmouth tip worries me auld yin. Good luck nonetheless 🤞. Cheers son - 'n' here; all risky these in Dads Eyes... But when you've balls atop the chopping board, you Hail Mary 'n' hope 🏈 It'll all gone together probably 👍 Link to comment
Dad Posted March 16 Author Share Posted March 16 Haha A shame sure - exactly the combo o' emotions that can bring about cardiac arrest: nowt but positivity, turned into steaming piles o' pish Next week... the fucking big one btw 🙌 If it turns out to be DWT200 that breaks the current hoodoo, then... too much t'imagine ✌️ Link to comment
Dad Posted March 24 Author Share Posted March 24 5 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said: So what happened? Aye here - apologies: language of the last post by Dad, a smidge misleading 'n' supportive o' the advice to sign up to the SubReddit for up to the minute news etc. Owing to the shite fixture list - 'n' the struggles to raise necessary capital - DWT200 will occur in April. T'was to be the 6th - but Dad just discovered ones own availability hath been compromised. Therefore, DWT200 will occur on April the 13th: Unlucky for Some ✌️ Plenty time therefore to plan, fund 'n' o' course promote T-Shirt sales 👕 See yous then 😎 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 Basically the DWT has bankrupted you. Good Link to comment
Dad Posted March 24 Author Share Posted March 24 3 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Basically the DWT has bankrupted you. Good It hasnae Thanks for the kind words but ❤️ The toilet isnae a sink btw ✌️ Link to comment
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