mcdougall(4) Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 Reboots of film franchises. I saw today that Pirate of the Caribbean is getting one. Just fuck off with that pish. I'll go further TV SHOWS, just seen they are making Magnum PI, who thinks that is a good idea ffs. Link to comment
daytripping Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 Should smoke in yer Ys one night DT fot a giggle I do pal, they just don't look, it's disgusting. I'm getting tired of seeing young pert breasts. Link to comment
daytripping Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 They don't, and we all know they don't You, are a sad , sad person EH!! Lol. I am sad, that's why I love watching young girls undress. Sorry. Link to comment
daytripping Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 It doesn't happen and we both know it doesn't Pathetic that you feel the need to try and suggest it does Gives a thorough insight into you Haha, I agree it doesn't happen, never seen stuff like this before. But in the interests of AFC chat etiquette I will prove my point, watch this spot pal. Love your chin btw. 2 Link to comment
daytripping Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 For the record Frankie I've shagged so many birds this year I'm taking the winter off as I can't be arsed dating in the cold, making up stories of seeing tits isn't on my agenda, lol xx take a night off min. Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 see cunts siyin yer palid skin complexions fae the africanos n chinks wit sailed up the clyde in 1912. thir in yer bloodline wee man, yer pert aubergine Link to comment
Pubes Macdonald Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 Guys with tote bags. Fucking poofs. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 Should smoke in yer Ys one night DT fot a giggleWhy should he cover up?? Link to comment
ebbe Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 It doesn't happen and we both know it doesn'tPathetic that you feel the need to try and suggest it does Gives a thorough insight into youFuck me, I agree. What an affront. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 Blokes who wear skinny jeans and shoes with no socks. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 Working out in the sticks these days and the amount of cunts who wait til they actually see you in front of hem before turning off their full beam is disgraceful.Utter cunts think blinding you as you’re coming towards them is a good idea... Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 The tactic of flicking your full beam back on until they turn theirs off always works a treat for me. No need for plan B as yet thankfully.They are flashing their lights coz you're going the wrong way down the motorway you silly auld cunt. Link to comment
Old manny Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 In the sticks as Yorkie fucking alluded to Bri, you wee prick. You seriously need to take a good hard look at yourself in the mirror.Pointless exercise Dad! There would be no reflection. He canna cross running water either. Link to comment
Fridge Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 Folk Buster Keaton at pub quizzes. Was at one tonight and some outrageous google answers were being produced. Fuck sake it’s nae who wants to be a millionaire, point in slyly googling the length of the River Nile for a round of drinks. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 Folk Buster Keaton at pub quizzes. Was at one tonight and some outrageous google answers were being produced. Fuck sake it’s nae who wants to be a millionaire, point in slyly googling the length of the River Nile for a round of drinks. 4,258 miles Link to comment
Fridge Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 4,258 milesYou can be in my team next week Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 You can be in my team next week Only if I can bring my phone. Link to comment
Fridge Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 Fuck sake Hanz now we’re all intrigued at what outrageous shit you posted! Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 Folk who use hands free/talk into their mobiles at arms length. 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 Folk who use hands free/talk into their mobiles at arms length.Anyone who uses a mobile for talking to someone. That's what texts are for ffs Link to comment
Fridge Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 Folk that “have” to step outside a meeting and take a call when it is clear that it is of fuck all of importance. Unless your wife is pregnant or you are high level management what the fuck could possibly not wait till the meeting ends you total cock. In hindsight if it was an elaborate plan to get out of the horseshit presentation I had to endure, maybe the boy is a legend. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 Folk that “have” to step outside a meeting and take a call when it is clear that it is of fuck all of importance.Unless your wife is pregnant or you are high level management what the fuck could possibly not wait till the meeting ends you total cock.In hindsight if it was an elaborate plan to get out of the horseshit presentation I had to endure, maybe the boy is a legend.Up your presentation game. Link to comment
Fridge Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 I wasn’t presenting but thinking of adapting the boys tactics to escape as it was horrendous. Another one that fucks me off is in the “wrap up” and anyone got any questions. Everyone just wants to get the fuck out and there is always some prick pipes up with some shit that is basically trying to make a name for himself. I noticed from the recent financial results that I have been reading..... Was wondering what our long term strategy is..... Fuck off you self promoting prick everybody is just wanting to get back to their desks and browse the internet 1 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 I was on a training thing once, data protection, it was fucking brutal. A boy i worked with just stood up, said "sorry somethings come up" and walked out. Didn't even pretend to get a message or that. Genius. Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 Or in our place when our boss has some high heid cunt in and we make a pact beforehand to contribute fuck all to the meeting." Come on, someone must have something to add?" silence. uneasy looks. cough. silence " Ok, thanks everyone" That's Sports Direct for you Hanz! Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 I was on a training thing once, data protection, it was fucking brutal. A boy i worked with just stood up, said "sorry somethings come up" and walked out. Didn't even pretend to get a message or that. Genius.Haha, superb Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 I know. " Do you want a big bag to put your keyring in?"Euphemism?We don't do refunds. Link to comment
Fridge Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 I was on a training thing once, data protection, it was fucking brutal. A boy i worked with just stood up, said "sorry somethings come up" and walked out. Didn't even pretend to get a message or that. Genius.Been better if he just didn’t say a word and walked out. Full respect though. Or then paused at the door, threw his pass on the table and said fuck this shit. 1 Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 Been better if he just didn’t say a word and walked out. Full respect though. Or then paused at the door, threw his pass on the table and said fuck this shit.A loud fart before you close the door is always a softener! Link to comment
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