StandFree1982 Posted November 2, 2018 Author Share Posted November 2, 2018 People who heat breaded items in the microwave. Like Naan Bread, or a bread roll. Especially horrid when it's a restaurant that do it. Link to comment
Fridge Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 Fair play to how some of these charlatans get away with it. I had to go on one which based on your answers you got allocated one of four colours which you were supposed to display on your desk and would determine how you would deal with people I.e if you were green you were shy and therefore be careful what you say to them etc For fuck sake think most folk know not to shout at a young lassie and likewise it’s acceptable to wind up some loon that’s hungover As if you’re going to check someone’s “colour” before you decide how to speak to them. Total corporate wank. Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 Fair play to how some of these charlatans get away with it. I had to go on one which based on your answers you got allocated one of four colours which you were supposed to display on your desk and would determine how you would deal with people I.e if you were green you were shy and therefore be careful what you say to them etc For fuck sake think most folk know not to shout at a young lassie and likewise it’s acceptable to wind up some loon that’s hungover As if you’re going to check someone’s “colour” before you decide how to speak to them. Total corporate wank.Hahaha surely not?! Link to comment
Fridge Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 100% true. Folk used to put their Lego bricks on their desks sure someone else here will know what I’m on about. Think red was aggressive and a leader, green was analytical, green was a worker, and yellow was “fun” or some shit. Based on how you got on you were supposed to display the bricks in order of your personality so people would know how to approach you. Complete and utter bullshit. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 I’ve done a pile of those colour things. Red every time. Fuck all to do with leadership. I’m just a cunt. Link to comment
Fridge Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 Don’t even get me started on the “plus deltas” at the end on the flip chart. Pro’s - we all bonded together, cons the sandwiches weren’t great (insert laughter) No the pro’s were this horseshit is finally over and the cons are that you didn’t die in a car crash on the way here so we didn’t have to endure being patronised for a day. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 'Paedophile Hunters' Worse than neighbourhood watch folk. Be hilarious to see them fall victim to an elaborate double bluff where they get honey trapped by a group of violent men with a dislike for interfering busy-bodies. Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 'Paedophile Hunters' Worse than neighbourhood watch folk. Be hilarious to see them fall victim to an elaborate double bluff where they get honey trapped by a group of violent men with a dislike for interfering busy-bodies. 110% agree. Jobless tracksuit wearing minkers with a fetish for receiving dick pics. That would be bloody fantastic. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 I only rape peadophiles. Why fuck around with kids when you can go straight to the top. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 When some cunt dies and folk say 'he lit up the room'. Fuck off. He smoked the pole. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 ^ smoke on ya fucking poof Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 They are trying to ban smoking for Council employees in Dundee during work hours Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 Dundee in and of itself is not the problem its the inbred progeny and inhabitants like @@BrianFaePerth 1 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 They are trying to ban smoking for Council employees in Dundee during work hoursMate in Dundee Council McDoogs? Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 Folk who use hands free/talk into their mobiles at arms length. Usually African women on the bus. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 So, 'Paedophile Hunter, Hunters' ?We went to a school thing a few weeks back where this speccy ex copper was updating parents about the threats on the internet for kids. He had taken part in luring paedos, had multiple FB accounts posing as a young girl and the like. Couldn't help but think he got a thrill out of it all, and to top it all it was "research" Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 ^ sounds like you aren’t the only weirdo in town, BrizoAye we're friends on Facebook. His pic is a bit different to how eh remember him. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 I only rape peadophiles. Why fuck around with kids when you can go straight to the top.Do you go around with your white Christian gang doing this? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 Facebook LOLHow old are you?Whoo fuckin ooshh Link to comment
Henry Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 ^^ Arm Wrestling With Chas and Dave Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 fixedNo. Dave sometimes loses. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 Usually African women on the bus. FFS have a word with yourself. Link to comment
Fridge Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 Folk “heckling” at a comedy gig. I’m all for getting torn into somebody if they are totally pish and you have an amusing heckle but shouting you’re a fat dick when the boy is dying on his arse is nae helping anyone. He was a fat Dick to be fair. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 FFS have a word with yourself. Touche Link to comment
ebbe Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 Folk “heckling” at a comedy gig. I’m all for getting torn into somebody if they are totally pish and you have an amusing heckle but shouting you’re a fat dick when the boy is dying on his arse is nae helping anyone.He was a fat Dick to be fair.Fridge, are you the fat dick? Be honest. I’m also a fat dick. You sir, are not alone. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 Fridge, are you the fat dick? Be honest. I’m also a fat dick. You sir, are not alone.Except on they small twin seats on the bus Link to comment
ebbe Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 Except on they small twin seats on the busI bet we both smell better than you brizeee Link to comment
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