ebbe Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 Well maybe nae better but certainly on a par Link to comment
Fridge Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 Fridge, are you the fat dick? Be honest. I’m also a fat dick. You sir, are not alone. Link to comment
Fridge Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 Ha actually I’m not. I have many faults but being a fat fuck is not one of them. Not due to working out or any of that shit just lucky in that respect must be metabolism or some shit. Probably just the the stress of watching Aberdeen burns off a billion calories a week Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 Sizzle plates. Just give me a normal plate FFS. A lovely rare steak turned into a medium Ridiculous. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 Calvin Harris classic. 1 Link to comment
BWG Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 Adverts for TikTok on youtube. Fuck right off. Link to comment
Fridge Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 Job interviews and HR. Got to do a heap of them and go through the corporate bullshit tomorrow. Then afterward the HR girl will be saying but he has a lot of experience etc...... Is your CV complete fiction? One or two questions to confirm there is no fabrication and the boy is sound and move on. Fuck me all you are looking for is someone who will fit in the team while HR are trying to tick boxes with a gay Nigerian. Like that fucking work dynamic is going to work out Instead will be a full day process analysing whether some random boy we have paid to fly up for an interview for scores more points than some local loun wanting a job and is competent will fit in with the banter and isn’t a Hun Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 ^fuck all of that. Give me inserting suppositories any day Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 Baths. Towel radiators Shit toilet seats Shit toilet seats that are loose Lush productsShit taps that drip for 30 seconds after you’ve turned them off Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 Job interviews and HR. Got to do a heap of them and go through the corporate bullshit tomorrow. Then afterward the HR girl will be saying but he has a lot of experience etc...... Is your CV complete fiction? One or two questions to confirm there is no fabrication and the boy is sound and move on. Fuck me all you are looking for is someone who will fit in the team while HR are trying to tick boxes with a gay Nigerian. Like that fucking work dynamic is going to work out Instead will be a full day process analysing whether some random boy we have paid to fly up for an interview for scores more points than some local loun wanting a job and is competent will fit in with the banter and isn’t a Hun HR is a job for soulless harpies.Utterly pointless shite especially when they get involved in decision making. Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 rich comin fae u ya nae merk penpushin prikdae ye just firgit wha ye ir fae time tae time Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 Stick a dildo to her bonnet. 1 Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 Absolute cunts to a man. I got pulled in once from one wee Hitlerette about my sickness record. She went fucking right through me likes. I was totally unprepared for it. As I hadn't been at work for a while. I had forgotten what people do there and how one must pretend to be. Fair sobered me up I tell thee. Ruined the rest of the day for me in the pub. One of those ones where later you're like 'Ah fuck I shoulda said this or that or the other..I might shite on her car instead' and you do nowt. Of course. sickness record LOL Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 quik trim n cleanse killin time afore brian rises oot ez pit in oor n a helfmare tricky Q's the cuntll be wrigglin like a worm oan a fish hook Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 Haha Jesus Certainly not rumpus then Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 ^^^Hahaha, Cribbo with a hun tie. Lol Link to comment
Ke1t Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 quik trim n cleanse killin time afore brian rises oot ez pit in oor n a helfmare tricky Q's the cuntll be wrigglin like a worm oan a fish hook #tayport2003 Is that Stevie May? Link to comment
Fridge Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 You should have went off sick with the stress of the way she spoke to you.Probably should have. Added to the list. Had to decide who was getting paid off in the downturn. Was patently clear there was a fucking idiot middle aged bird on decent bucks that should have went. She got herself signed off with stress and was exempt from the whole tatties over the side selection process. Think if I recall from speaking to again the HR fuckwits you are actually more protected being signed off sick with depression than being pregnant. I was all for just saying fuck it she’s gone what is she going to do sue. That’s when I quit my supervisor roleAt Primarck. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Women you go on holiday with that moan at you “appreciating” the sexy women on the beach.You booked it 6months ago and had ample time to get “beach ready” fatty,dinna fucking blame me like! Link to comment
elephantstone78 Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Watching news correspondents shout questions at politicians from across the road as they scurry past. They’re clearly not going to answer you so stop embarrassing yourself. Link to comment
elephantstone78 Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 The disproportionate amount of time the news gives to finding out what scum bags from the likes of Doncaster think about brexit and the proposed deal. Include the Peterhead fisherman in this too. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Who gives a fuck what Peterhead fisherman think?Hector Brocklebank? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 Who gives a fuck what Peterhead fisherman think?Drug dealers. Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 fir aw ez boastin.. problem fir brian is ez ganna die in a toon whaur nae cunt kens ez name. daughter flees the coup in a few year, missus gaes back tae rumpus n its a paupers funeral in the ootback fir the cunt, probly git dug up by marsupials. unless the fly ez corpse back tae tayport, least thi ken him there, fir aw the wrang reasons like. 2 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 fir aw ez boastin.. problem fir brian is ez ganna die in a toon whaur nae cunt kens ez name. daughter flees the coup in a few year, missus gaes back tae rumpus n its a paupers funeral in the ootback fir the cunt, probly git dug up by marsupials. unless the fly ez corpse back tae tayport, least thi ken him there, fir aw the wrang reasons like.Youre up early AK. Do the scaffies come round the KFC bins early on Thursdays? 5 2 Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 yev goat a lot tae sort oot wee man, or yer final restin place'll be whaurever a bandicoot shytes ye oot 1 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 What's with all this about boasting. When have eh ever done that? Eh state my daily activities as they are. Others run, get their hair did, or engage in homosexual activities. Eh go to the beach or have a dip in my pool. Factual you Arab tink. If your life makes that sound like boasting, it is a reflection on you. 1 1 Link to comment
Ke1t Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 Thick cunts have been getting on my tits more and more lately. Bought 5 tiles over the phone today, 25 bucks each, and went to collect them. Was told there was a balance of 350 bucks still to pay when I got there, on top of the 165 bucks they'd charged me for 5 tiles. "How much are the tiles?" I asked. "25 bucks each." I was told. "And how many tiles do I have?" "Five" "So how much do I owe you?" "Computer says 350 bucks." "But that can't be right, can it?" I prompted. "But you only paid 165 bucks, so there's a balance of 350 bucks." This went on for far, far too long... at one point there were three of them trying to explain to me that the balance on 5 tiles I'd already paid (too much) for WAS indeed 350 bucks. Finally one lad came over, handed me my tiles, plus one extra... and sent me on my way. I wish this were an isolated incident. Link to comment
Fridge Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 Thick cunts have been getting on my tits more and more lately. Bought 5 tiles over the phone today, 25 bucks each, and went to collect them. Was told there was a balance of 350 bucks still to pay when I got there, on top of the 165 bucks they'd charged me for 5 tiles. "How much are the tiles?" I asked. "25 bucks each." I was told. "And how many tiles do I have?" "Five" "So how much do I owe you?" "Computer says 350 bucks." "But that can't be right, can it?" I prompted. "But you only paid 165 bucks, so there's a balance of 350 bucks." This went on for far, far too long... at one point there were three of them trying to explain to me that the balance on 5 tiles I'd already paid (too much) for WAS indeed 350 bucks. Finally one lad came over, handed me my tiles, plus one extra... and sent me on my way. I wish this were an isolated incident.There is nothing worse than someone being completely fucking inept usually a young guy or bird. You try to hold your patience and not goMillertime on them as everyone has to learn etc Then eventually after exasperated attempts to explain the supervisor comes over and say’s some shit like are you harassing my staff. No I just want my fucking tiles for the right amount you complete prick Link to comment
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now