alscotoz Posted November 17, 2018 Share Posted November 17, 2018 Thick cunts have been getting on my tits more and more lately. Bought 5 tiles over the phone today, 25 bucks each, and went to collect them. Was told there was a balance of 350 bucks still to pay when I got there, on top of the 165 bucks they'd charged me for 5 tiles. "How much are the tiles?" I asked. "25 bucks each." I was told. "And how many tiles do I have?" "Five" "So how much do I owe you?" "Computer says 350 bucks." "But that can't be right, can it?" I prompted. "But you only paid 165 bucks, so there's a balance of 350 bucks." This went on for far, far too long... at one point there were three of them trying to explain to me that the balance on 5 tiles I'd already paid (too much) for WAS indeed 350 bucks. Finally one lad came over, handed me my tiles, plus one extra... and sent me on my way. I wish this were an isolated incident. Feel your pain. It's even worse when you have to deal with the thick cunts over the phone. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted November 17, 2018 Share Posted November 17, 2018 Feel your pain. It's even worse when you have to deal with the thick cunts over the phone.@@Millertime 7 Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 Thick cunts have been getting on my tits more and more lately. Bought 5 tiles over the phone today, 25 bucks each, and went to collect them. Was told there was a balance of 350 bucks still to pay when I got there, on top of the 165 bucks they'd charged me for 5 tiles. "How much are the tiles?" I asked. "25 bucks each." I was told. "And how many tiles do I have?" "Five" "So how much do I owe you?" "Computer says 350 bucks." "But that can't be right, can it?" I prompted. "But you only paid 165 bucks, so there's a balance of 350 bucks." This went on for far, far too long... at one point there were three of them trying to explain to me that the balance on 5 tiles I'd already paid (too much) for WAS indeed 350 bucks. Finally one lad came over, handed me my tiles, plus one extra... and sent me on my way. I wish this were an isolated incident. Sounds like their tactic to overcharge you by subterfuge worked perfectly.........irritate you beyond belief to make you forget you'd already overpaid, then leave, cha-Ching.......mug Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 Right at this very minute my current missus is in a 1:1 meeting with my ex I'm already hating the inevitable messages I'm going to receive from both parties once it's done They've no reason to hate each other. But birds are birds and they do. Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 Right at this very minute my current missus is in a 1:1 meeting with my ex I'm already hating the inevitable messages I'm going to receive from both parties once it's done They've no reason to hate each other. But birds are birds and they do. Can I get some clarification as to what the pet hate is, 1-1s, women or exes? Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 Discussing between them the most efficient way to remove a stubborn rash I shouldn't wonder. Haha. How the fuck did that come about Poodles? You live in a village? Are they related?They work in the same building. They didn't to start with, but now do. The PH, McDoogs, is receiving shit from women who dislike other women for absolutely no reason other than one pissed on my face before the other and vice versa. One is better at it tbh Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 They at the same school Poods? 1 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 I'm not MuslimYou enjoy the pork sausage too much for that carry on Link to comment
Fridge Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 I had to deal with a horrendous break up with a marriage when both folk worked together in the same department. Worst thing was the boy was actually sound (albeit pumping the rest of the building) and the lassie was really fine too. Fucking meetings were a nightmare could cut the atmosphere with a knife. Probably should have got one of them moved to a different department although the usual HR fucks would have probably said you can’t do that without consent or some shit. So a moral question would you get rid of the sound Aberdeen fan guy or his hot ex wife? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 I had to deal with a horrendous break up with a marriage when both folk worked together in the same department. Worst thing was the boy was actually sound (albeit pumping the rest of the building) and the lassie was really fine too. Fucking meetings were a nightmare could cut the atmosphere with a knife. Probably should have got one of them moved to a different department although the usual HR fucks would have probably said you can’t do that without consent or some shit. So a moral question would you get rid of the sound Aberdeen fan guy or his hot ex wife?Get rid of the ex wife. Receptionists are ten a penny anyway. Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 Aye the missus was sulking. The ex asked what I was doing on Friday night. Ain't my first rodeo. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 Aye the missus was sulking. The ex asked what I was doing on Friday night. Ain't my first rodeo.Did they come out of their chat both hating you? Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 ^Nice diversion wee manYer in fir such a herd time now gordon 1 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 You're up late tonight. Is your arse too sore from the weekend to lie down? 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 Did they come out of their chat both hating you?If they do, I'll come to you for advice in dealing with mass hostility Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 If they do, I'll come to you for advice in dealing with mass hostilityNo worries though hostility towards me is never from the ladies. Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 No worries though hostility towards me is never from the ladies. The obvious joke here is beneath me so I'll leave it to the captain to make it Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 The obvious joke here is beneath me so I'll leave it to the captain to make itYou're riding AK? Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 You're riding AK? You're about as funny as he is and quite frankly with only a slightly better grasp of the English language, what is it with the education system in your 'City' that makes you all such barely literate, unfunny retards.You can't all have been dropped on your heads as children. 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 @@boboisared When is the roid club accepting new members? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 You're about as funny as he is and quite frankly with only a slightly better grasp of the English language, what is it with the education system in your 'City' that makes you all such barely literate, unfunny retards.You can't all have been dropped on your heads as children.You're a laugh a minute. Eh can see why AK knocked you back. 1 Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 You're a laugh a minute. Eh can see why AK knocked you back. You on the other hand are a psychiatrists wet dream. 2 Link to comment
boboisared Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 @@boboisared When is the roid club accepting new members?It'd be a revolving door these days. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 It'd be a revolving door these days.Good to be flexible with any club membership these days Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Folk who wear 'Harry Potter' gear, you know the Hogwarts Hoodie or Griffendor t-shirt and the like. Guranteed to be worn by an ugly overweight snowflake as well. Just fuck off with that pish. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Folk who wear 'Harry Potter' gear, you know the Hogwarts Hoodie or Griffendor t-shirt and the like. Guranteed to be worn by an ugly overweight snowflake as well. Just fuck off with that pish.Or @@RAZOR. He’s Harry Potter daft. Link to comment
HairyPie Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Fuckin' Harry Snotter. Anyone who has seen any of those films / read the books - instantly filed under geek. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Fuckin' Harry Snotter. Anyone who has seen any of those films / read the books - instantly filed under geek.Live and let live man. Link to comment
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