Roger Ramjet 62 Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 Young folk that end their sentences with "lad". As in "cheers lad" to a shopkeep. It's particularly grating when the pimply faced tots are speaking to people considerably older than them. It might be considered the norm in Huyton but in Hilton it just sounds wrong and could well end up with you being served up a sair fizzog. 1 Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 2 minutes ago, DD1903 said: if you ask for a sausage supper in Glasgow (and it's surrounds), you will usually be served with a portion of chips and 2 battered sausages. I know. I used to live there. Great when you’re pissed. Link to comment
Fridge Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 10 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: Collateral damage may have to happen for the greater good. You'll go down as martyrs. Ach I’ll take one for the team. Hopefilly you manage to extort Cammy Fraser style faux sympathy cash for yourself and a heap of Huns get taken out. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 5 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said: I know. I used to live there. Great when you’re pissed. I wasn't sure if that's what you wished confirmed. tbh, it's great even when sober Link to comment
Parklife Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 Just had a sausage supper with 2 sausages there. My local chippy serves 2 fish with a fish supper too. Ah sais yer a fat cunt. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 43 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said: Great when you’re pissed. Love Black Grape Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 18 minutes ago, Parklife said: Just had a sausage supper with 2 sausages there. My local chippy serves 2 fish with a fish supper too. Ah sais yer a fat cunt. The sausage supper doesn’t get the respect it deserves tbh a behemoth of the pissed food game. To hell with kebabs Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 1 minute ago, Poodler said: The sausage supper doesn’t get the respect it deserves tbh a behemoth of the pissed food game. To hell with kebabs Prefer the smoked sausage, you only get one of them though. Depends how hungry i am. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 Smoked sausage is an essential chaser to your haddock supper Link to comment
Roger Ramjet 62 Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 18 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said: Smoked sausage is an essential chaser to your haddock supper Freak. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 48 minutes ago, Parklife said: Just had a sausage supper with 2 sausages there. My local chippy serves 2 fish with a fish supper too. Ah sais yer a fat cunt. Most around mine do also. I also note the use of chippy, and not the nonsense 'chipper' Link to comment
Fridge Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: What happened to Cammy Fraser? Completely fucked that up nae Cammy Fraser this boy: https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/tributes-pour-brave-bridegroom-cammy-3020710 Pray for fridge. Link to comment
Fridge Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Cammy Fraser was a really ugly, shite hun striker. Correct this boy was a loser who couldn’t walk off cancer and his bird was getting pumped by half of Aberdeen after he died. Link to comment
Fridge Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 1 minute ago, Fridge said: Correct this boy was a loser who couldn’t walk off cancer and his bird was getting pumped by half of Aberdeen after he died. Actually better add to that, I actually didn’t know the boy incase it’s someone on here’s relation and was just ripping the piss. But his bird definetly was. 2 Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 I remember her writing on social media ‘noone knows how this feels for me’ about her partner having cancer. that said it all Link to comment
Roberto Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 7 hours ago, Fridge said: Correct this boy was a loser who couldn’t walk off cancer and his bird was getting pumped by half of Aberdeen after he died. Opening line. Bell end. Well done on saving it a bit with the next post... Next part... more than just half of Aberdeen, and agree. She was certainly a Rio Ferdinand. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 8 hours ago, Fridge said: Correct this boy was a loser who couldn’t walk off cancer and his bird was getting pumped by half of Aberdeen after he died. Wow Link to comment
milne_afc Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 11 hours ago, Roger Ramjet 62 said: Young folk that end their sentences with "lad". As in "cheers lad" to a shopkeep. It's particularly grating when the pimply faced tots are speaking to people considerably older than them. It might be considered the norm in Huyton but in Hilton it just sounds wrong and could well end up with you being served up a sair fizzog. Good shout, this. It’s not natural sounding language north of Guffland. Same with “Fella”. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 9 hours ago, Fridge said: Completely fucked that up nae Cammy Fraser this boy: https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/tributes-pour-brave-bridegroom-cammy-3020710 Pray for fridge. That sounds grim as fuck. I didn't even know you could get a bone marrow transplant. I think you might have been a wee bitty harsh there Fridge. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 4 minutes ago, milne_afc said: Good shout, this. It’s not natural sounding language north of Guffland. Same with “Fella”. I occasionally give it an "oi oi" but I put a cockney accent on. Link to comment
milne_afc Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 1 minute ago, manboobs109 said: I occasionally give it an "oi oi" but I put a cockney accent on. That’s the remnants of your 90s rave days. I don’t even think the Scotch accent can make that sound anyway. Link to comment
Dad Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 14 minutes ago, Zeus said: Folk smelling of BO @BrianFaePerth 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 Frigo isnae fucking about the day - hoo mama Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 9 hours ago, Fridge said: Correct this boy was a loser who couldn’t walk off cancer and his bird was getting pumped by half of Aberdeen after he died. Matched her on tinder. You’re still thinking about the bad news aren’t you? Link to comment
Roberto Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 3 minutes ago, Dad said: Frigo isnae fucking about the day - hoo mama Acting hard Sundays. Haha. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 20 minutes ago, Zeus said: Folk smelling of BO Makes it worse when it’s a fat woman Link to comment
Dad Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 If you havenae realised the lassie isnae wearing lynx Africa by the time you're making love to her, you deserve all you fucking get Link to comment
Fridge Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 1 hour ago, manboobs109 said: That sounds grim as fuck. I didn't even know you could get a bone marrow transplant. I think you might have been a wee bitty harsh there Fridge. I did apologise, think the Huns are getting to me. His bird was getting pumped a week after it happened though. 1 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 Slow walkers/pavement hoggers. Slow drivers when you are giving way to them. Folk that look at you like you're fucking Junior from Fraggle Rock just because I use a symbol cane. Ignorant cunts. The majority of Fraserburgh drivers. Selfish bastards. The amount of vehicles on our roads. There must be a ratio of 1:1 (people to vehicles) in Fraserburgh. Link to comment
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