Pet Hates

[Roger Ramjet 62]

Young folk that end their sentences with "lad". As in "cheers lad" to a shopkeep. It's particularly grating when the pimply faced tots are speaking to people considerably older than them. 

It might be considered the norm in Huyton but in Hilton it just sounds wrong and could well end up with you being served up a sair fizzog.

[Studebaker-90]

2 minutes ago, DD1903 said:

if you ask for a sausage supper in Glasgow (and it's surrounds), you will usually be served with a portion of chips and 2 battered sausages. 

I know. I used to live there. Great when you’re pissed. 

[Fridge]

10 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Collateral damage may have to happen for the greater good.

You'll go down as martyrs.

Ach I’ll take one for the team. Hopefilly you manage to extort Cammy Fraser style faux sympathy cash for yourself and a heap of Huns get taken out.

[DD1903]

5 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

I know. I used to live there. Great when you’re pissed. 

I wasn't sure if that's what you wished confirmed. 

tbh, it's great even when sober 

[Parklife]

Just had a sausage supper with 2 sausages there. 

My local chippy serves 2 fish with a fish supper too. 

Ah sais yer a fat cunt. 

[maryhilldon]

43 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

 Great when you’re pissed. 

Love Black Grape 

[Poodler]

18 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Just had a sausage supper with 2 sausages there. 

My local chippy serves 2 fish with a fish supper too. 

Ah sais yer a fat cunt. 

The sausage supper doesn’t get the respect it deserves tbh 

 

a behemoth of the pissed food game. To hell with kebabs 

[maryhilldon]

1 minute ago, Poodler said:

The sausage supper doesn’t get the respect it deserves tbh 

 

a behemoth of the pissed food game. To hell with kebabs 

Prefer the smoked sausage, you only get one of them though. Depends how hungry i am.

[Studebaker-90]

Smoked sausage is an essential chaser to your haddock supper 

[Roger Ramjet 62]

18 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Smoked sausage is an essential chaser to your haddock supper 

Freak. 

[DD1903]

48 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Just had a sausage supper with 2 sausages there. 

My local chippy serves 2 fish with a fish supper too. 

Ah sais yer a fat cunt. 

Most around mine do also. 
 

I also note the use of chippy, and not the nonsense 'chipper' 

[Fridge]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

What happened to Cammy Fraser? 

Completely fucked that up nae Cammy Fraser this boy:

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/tributes-pour-brave-bridegroom-cammy-3020710

Pray for fridge.

[Fridge]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Cammy Fraser was a really ugly, shite hun striker.

Correct this boy was a loser who couldn’t walk off cancer and his bird was getting pumped by half of Aberdeen after he died.

 

[Fridge]

1 minute ago, Fridge said:

Correct this boy was a loser who couldn’t walk off cancer and his bird was getting pumped by half of Aberdeen after he died.

 

Actually better add to that, I actually didn’t know the boy incase it’s someone on here’s relation and was just ripping the piss. But his bird definetly was.

[Poodler]

I remember her writing on social media ‘noone knows how this feels for me’ about her partner having cancer.

that said it all 

[Roberto]

7 hours ago, Fridge said:

Correct this boy was a loser who couldn’t walk off cancer and his bird was getting pumped by half of Aberdeen after he died.

 

Opening line. Bell end. Well done on saving it a bit with the next post...

Next part... more than just half of Aberdeen, and agree. She was certainly a Rio Ferdinand.

[dazzy_deff]

8 hours ago, Fridge said:

Correct this boy was a loser who couldn’t walk off cancer and his bird was getting pumped by half of Aberdeen after he died.

 

Wow 

[milne_afc]

11 hours ago, Roger Ramjet 62 said:

Young folk that end their sentences with "lad". As in "cheers lad" to a shopkeep. It's particularly grating when the pimply faced tots are speaking to people considerably older than them. 

It might be considered the norm in Huyton but in Hilton it just sounds wrong and could well end up with you being served up a sair fizzog.

Good shout, this. It’s not natural sounding language north of Guffland. Same with “Fella”.

[Zeus]

Folk smelling of BO 

[manboobs109]

9 hours ago, Fridge said:

Completely fucked that up nae Cammy Fraser this boy:

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/tributes-pour-brave-bridegroom-cammy-3020710

Pray for fridge.

That sounds grim as fuck. I didn't even know you could get a bone marrow transplant.

I think you might have been a wee bitty harsh there Fridge.

[manboobs109]

4 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Good shout, this. It’s not natural sounding language north of Guffland. Same with “Fella”.

I occasionally give it an "oi oi" but I put a cockney accent on. 

[milne_afc]

1 minute ago, manboobs109 said:

I occasionally give it an "oi oi" but I put a cockney accent on. 

That’s the remnants of your 90s rave days. I don’t even think the Scotch accent can make that sound anyway.

[Dad]

14 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Folk smelling of BO 

@BrianFaePerth

[Dad]

Frigo isnae fucking about the day - hoo mama 

[Studebaker-90]

9 hours ago, Fridge said:

Correct this boy was a loser who couldn’t walk off cancer and his bird was getting pumped by half of Aberdeen after he died.

 

Matched her on tinder. You’re still thinking about the bad news aren’t you? 

[Roberto]

3 minutes ago, Dad said:

Frigo isnae fucking about the day - hoo mama 

Acting hard Sundays. Haha.

[Studebaker-90]

20 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Folk smelling of BO 

Makes it worse when it’s a fat woman 

[Dad]

If you havenae realised the lassie isnae wearing lynx Africa by the time you're making love to her, you deserve all you fucking get

[Fridge]

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

That sounds grim as fuck. I didn't even know you could get a bone marrow transplant.

I think you might have been a wee bitty harsh there Fridge.

I did apologise, think the Huns are getting to me. His bird was getting pumped a week after it happened though.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Slow walkers/pavement hoggers.

Slow drivers when you are giving way to them.

Folk that look at you like you're fucking Junior from Fraggle Rock just because I use a symbol cane. Ignorant cunts.

The majority of Fraserburgh drivers. Selfish bastards.

The amount of vehicles on our roads. There must be a ratio of 1:1 (people to vehicles) in Fraserburgh.