Pet Hates

[Fridge]

3 hours ago, styrofoamplates said:

Always thought Desmond's was ahead of it's time. 

Was fucking ace, still remember a line which I sometimes still use  (loser that that I am) when he was in shit on the phone and his bird said who was on the phone?

Me.

[Edwin Starr]

3 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Thing is buc, no right thinking person objects to a diversity of people on their screens as long as it’s in some proportion to what they see outside their door

There seems an obsession with black people in media. Not Chinese, not Indian, not anyone else, just black.

It actually seems like it’s starting to build resentment towards them, which when you consider the whole world seems to be doing it at the same time, makes you wonder if there’s some sort of plan. 

You may have a point Brian.

I will give your post some thought and take on board with what you have said.

 

[Beachend Bootboy]

3 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Thing is buc, no right thinking person objects to a diversity of people on their screens as long as it’s in some proportion to what they see outside their door

There seems an obsession with black people in media. Not Chinese, not Indian, not anyone else, just black.

It actually seems like it’s starting to build resentment towards them, which when you consider the whole world seems to be doing it at the same time, makes you wonder if there’s some sort of plan. 

Of course there's a plan.  To eliminate whitey.🤫

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 hour ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

....and Love Thy Neighbour 😯

....and In Sickness and In Health.👍

[Beachend Bootboy]

10 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

....and In Sickness and In Health.👍

Til Death Us Do Part was better tho.

[Betty Swallicks]

6 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

What are you driving,Fridge? I’ll guess some sort of high performance,fanny magnet?

Fiat 500 cock magnet @Poodler?

 

 

 

[Betty Swallicks]

8 hours ago, styrofoamplates said:

In what order would you choose those three Betty?

Downs, flaky, fat/black. 

I've an accute sense of smell. 

[Hoofball]

1 hour ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Of course there's a plan.  To eliminate whitey.🤫

She’s been dead for years

[Beachend Bootboy]

28 minutes ago, Hoofball said:

She’s been dead for years

True🤣

[Parklife]

56 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said:

Fiat 500 cock magnet @Poodler?

 

A borrowed fiat 500. Masculine. 

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

10 hours ago, Betty Swallicks said:

Wifies deodorant/body spray adverts now.

No more tidy birds.

A current advert has a big fat black lassie (in a gym), a lassie with a skin condition (gadz) and a quine with Down Syndrome.

 

 

Beat, bang, marry?

[Ke1t]

Not a fan of eavesdropping.

Table next to us definitely just heard me say my favorite Spice Girl was Baby because I'm a pedo.

Mind your business, next table over.

[BrianFaePerth]

23 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Not a fan of eavesdropping.

Table next to us definitely just heard me say my favorite Spice Girl was Baby because I'm a pedo.

Mind your business, next table over.

Can’t say your admission has come as a surprise. At least the authorities know what your lair in the woods is for now.

[Beachend Bootboy]

'Mac 'n cheese.'  Does my fuckin' napper in.

[RAZOR]

2 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

'Mac 'n cheese.'  Does my fuckin' napper in.

Is ketchup on mac 'n cheese acceptable?

A question for the ages.

[Beachend Bootboy]

19 minutes ago, RAZOR said:

Is ketchup on mac 'n cheese acceptable?

A question for the ages.

It's acceptible but I don't. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

22 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

'Mac 'n cheese.'  Does my fuckin' napper in.

Maybe I was too cryptic.  I don't hate macaroni and cheese (had it tonight with chorizo mixed through it). 

I fuckin' hate the term 'mac 'n cheese' hence I put it in inverted commas.  Fuckin' loada fuckin' Yank pish spik that seems to be normalised over here now.  Fuck off!!!!

[chief_wiggum]

37 minutes ago, RAZOR said:

Is ketchup on mac 'n cheese acceptable?

A question for the ages.

I have a good dollop o ketchup and another o broon sass...mintal I am!

[Ten Caat]

Schwartz Crushed Chillies on mine

[RAZOR]

45 minutes ago, chief_wiggum said:

I have a good dollop o ketchup and another o broon sass...mintal I am!

Oft. Broon sass is a game changer. Not tried that before.

[Ke1t]

Sweet Baby Ray's Chipotle BBQ Sauce on Mac and Cheese. 

Or anything else, for that matter. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

11 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Sweet Baby Ray's Chipotle BBQ Sauce on Mac and Cheese. 

Or anything else, for that matter. 

See?  It's a fuckin' wank Yank term.

[styrofoamplates]

36 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

See?  It's a fuckin' wank Yank term.

Yank term? Like Motorhome? When the proper Scottish term is caravan? 

[Beachend Bootboy]

3 minutes ago, styrofoamplates said:

Yank term? Like Motorhome? When the proper Scottish term is caravan? 

Nope.  Yanks call Motorhomes RV's (recreational vehicle).  Motorhomes are not caravans, completely different nor are they campervans.

[Parklife]

Just now, Beachend Bootboy said:

Nope.  Yanks call Motorhomes RV's (recreational vehicle).  Motorhomes are not caravans, completely different nor are they campervans.

You're like Hyacinth Bucket. 

[styrofoamplates]

1 minute ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Nope.  Yanks call Motorhomes RV's (recreational vehicle).  Motorhomes are not caravans, completely different nor are they campervans.

But your are all in caravan club? So basically a caravan? 

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, Parklife said:

You're like Hyacinth Bucket. 

Cheers.

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, styrofoamplates said:

But your are all in caravan club? So basically a caravan? 

No I'm not.  You've been schooled.

[Ke1t]

33 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

See?  It's a fuckin' wank Yank term.

America's a place of extremes.

Some stuff's extremely good, some stuff's extremely bad.

Calling macaroni and cheese 'Mac and cheese' probably isn't one of the worst things America does.

See, the problem with being mad at 'Mac and cheese' is that you've nowhere to escalate to when America does do some extremely bad shit.

For example...

Rando: "Fucking Hell! The Yanks just started a fucking world War with the fucking Russians in Ukraine!"

BEBB: "Aye, well I was already mad at the cunts o'er this hale fuckin' 'Mac and Cheese' thing, so I'm neither up nor doon aboot 'at."

All I'm saying is leave yourself a bit of wiggle room,eh?

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, styrofoamplates said:

But your are all in caravan club? So basically a caravan? 

In addition the full title is The Caravan and Motorhome Club.  Look it up if you like or don't if you don't.