Pet Hates

[BaaBaaRedSheep]

22 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Slow walkers/pavement hoggers.

Slow drivers when you are giving way to them.

Folk that look at you like you're fucking Junior from Fraggle Rock just because I use a symbol cane. Ignorant cunts.

The majority of Fraserburgh drivers. Selfish bastards.

The amount of vehicles on our roads. There must be a ratio of 1:1 (people to vehicles) in Fraserburgh.

All of the above + fuckin' pot holes and flooding on roads, because the drains are nae unblocked on a regular basis.

However may be a cunning ploy by the council to discourage vehicles on the roads?

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 minute ago, BaaBaaRedSheep said:

All of the above + fuckin' pot holes and flooding on roads, because the drains are nae unblocked on a regular basis.

However may be a cunning ploy by the council to discourage vehicles on the roads?

Fully agree with flooding on roads as the council roads department are too fucking slow in unblocking street drains or updating the municipal drainage network.

I remember coming back from Motherwell after we had won a midweek Scottish Cup replay 2-0 in 2012/13. The bendy roads that lead into Fraserburgh from the south were perennially flooded (especially at the Philorth Woods bend).

A couple of nights afterwards a Polish lorry driver skidded off the road at that very bend and died. 

The council then decided to improve the road. Too little, far too late.

The roads department of Aberdeenshire Council are truly abhorrent, going by my own recent personal experiences with them over the last 5 years.

[Redforever86]

2 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Fully agree with flooding on roads as the council roads department are too fucking slow in unblocking street drains or updating the municipal drainage network.

I remember coming back from Motherwell after we had won a midweek Scottish Cup replay 2-0 in 2012/13. The bendy roads that lead into Fraserburgh from the south were perennially flooded (especially at the Philorth Woods bend).

A couple of nights afterwards a Polish lorry driver skidded off the road at that very bend and died. 

The council then decided to improve the road. Too little, far too late.

The roads department of Aberdeenshire Council are truly abhorrent, going by my own recent personal experiences with them over the last 5 years.

They da let you drive surely? 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

41 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

They da let you drive surely? 

No chance.

[maryhilldon]

10 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

 

Folk that look at you like you're fucking Junior from Fraggle Rock just because I use a symbol cane. 

How do you know they're looking at you?

[Poodler]

10 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

A couple of nights afterwards a Polish lorry driver skidded off the road at that very bend and died. 

 

Probably drunk

[Beachend Bootboy]

I hate cunts on electric push bikes that sail past with smug looks on their faces as though they are fit and fleet as fuck.  They're only cheatin' themselves.  Wanks!!!!

[Beachend Bootboy]

8 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Good point. Same with cunts in cars that speed by at 100mph on the motorway and it’s all like “ Ha,look how fast I can run!” when it’s really just the car doing all the work. 

Must admit I have on occasion done a ton twenty on the Stoney road.

[BrianFaePerth]

Same with them on their escooters. fat fucks.

 

The scooters the wee eshays use seems to require two before it goes anywhere. Might be a brainpower requirement

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

14 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

How do you know they're looking at you?

Even though I've got distorted vision min, I can still tell instinctively if they're looking at me or not.

[Poodler]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Get yourself to fuck Poodler ya wee cock sucking Pommy rat.

 

no offence. 

Less offensive than the drivel yi post!

[Parklife]

48 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Get yourself to fuck Poodler ya wee cock sucking Pommy rat.

 

no offence. 

What's he done? 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

15 hours ago, Poodler said:

Probably drunk

There's an older Polish lad I know that used to get tanked up on raw vodka before starting his nightshift as a lorry driver.

He's been up before the beaks in Peterhead Sheriff Court a number of times over the years, I presume for driving offences as he told me the once he had his licence taken away from him.

There used to be a YouTube video of him pissed (nae behind the wheel though) on Fraserburgh High Street called "Crazy Man" but canna find it noo.

[Fridge]

4 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

You’ve changed. Too much sun. 

Don’t be messing with @Poodler you don’t want to be on my watch list.

He’s sound as a pound. 

For a homosexual nurse that has fled the UK, possibly due to criminal offences.

[Dad]

Aye watch yourself Hans son - mess wi' poodles and you may have a dumpy vagina with no stamina stalking you 😨 ^

 

[Beachend Bootboy]

Eurovision.  Fuckin' camp nonsense and shite music.

[Roberto]

19 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Eurovision.  Fuckin' camp nonsense and shite music.

Was fucking tremendous last night.

Finland was robbed. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

9 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Was fucking tremendous last night.

Finland was robbed. 

Watch nae force that tongue through yer cheek.

[Roberto]

4 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Watch nae force that tongue through yer cheek.

Na, genuinely thought it was funny as fuck to be honest.

Finland boy was just funny as fuck.

Cha cha cha.

[Beachend Bootboy]

16 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Na, genuinely thought it was funny as fuck to be honest.

Finland boy was just funny as fuck.

Cha cha cha.

Never did and never have watched it.  The coverage on the news was enough to churn my ample gut.

[Roberto]

2 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Never did and never have watched it.  The coverage on the news was enough to churn my ample gut.

I didn't watch the news, so kept away from it.

There was not much on the TV last night so decided to give it a whirl. It was a chaotic shambles but laughed like fuck.

Poland lassie was a hit. I'd have blew my beans on her milkers like.

[Poodler]

11 hours ago, Parklife said:

What's he done? 

Downvoted his post ffs 🤦‍♀️ 

[Edwin Starr]

On 5/2/2023 at 10:03 PM, Roger Ramjet 62 said:

How minorities are over represented on TV.

You really don't do yourself any favours with that type of posting .

Your being an utter bell end .

[For Fecks Sake]

Cunts that pull out into the road immediately before you then proceed to drive along at a snails pace.

Why the fuck were you in a rush to pull out making me slam the brakes on only to drive like a dick afterwards?

[Fridge]

3 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Cunts that pull out into the road immediately before you then proceed to drive along at a snails pace.

Why the fuck were you in a rush to pull out making me slam the brakes on only to drive like a dick afterwards?

Or when you are bombing along the outside lane of a dual carriageway someone comes up behind you and flashes you. Fair play if you want to nail it faster than me, then 2 seconds later they pull back into the left lane and slow down again, what the fuck is the point in that.

[dazzy_deff]

5 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Or when you are bombing along the outside lane of a dual carriageway someone comes up behind you and flashes you. Fair play if you want to nail it faster than me, then 2 seconds later they pull back into the left lane and slow down again, what the fuck is the point in that.

Just sit at 80 and not let them past - watch the seethe. 

[Ando]

10 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Cunts that pull out into the road immediately before you then proceed to drive along at a snails pace.

Why the fuck were you in a rush to pull out making me slam the brakes on only to drive like a dick afterwards?

Aye, and cunts that overtake and then almost immediately indicate to turn right at the next road, forcing you to slow right down/stop. Mongols.

[Parklife]

40 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Or when you are bombing along the outside lane of a dual carriageway someone comes up behind you and flashes you. Fair play if you want to nail it faster than me, then 2 seconds later they pull back into the left lane and slow down again, what the fuck is the point in that.

Why are you in the outside lane if you're not overtaking? 

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Why are you in the outside lane if you're not overtaking? 

A very good question.  Utter wank behaviour that is.

[Fridge]

30 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Why are you in the outside lane if you're not overtaking? 

Because I normally bomb down the road and it’s completely pointless swerving in and out of lanes all the time when you can just go in the outside and floor it. And a stated I am happy to let someone passed if they want to go faster but it pisses me off when they then go back ahead of you slow down and then I have to overtake them again. I suspect you sit  at 60 and have never overtake anyone anyway.