BaaBaaRedSheep Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 22 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Slow walkers/pavement hoggers. Slow drivers when you are giving way to them. Folk that look at you like you're fucking Junior from Fraggle Rock just because I use a symbol cane. Ignorant cunts. The majority of Fraserburgh drivers. Selfish bastards. The amount of vehicles on our roads. There must be a ratio of 1:1 (people to vehicles) in Fraserburgh. All of the above + fuckin' pot holes and flooding on roads, because the drains are nae unblocked on a regular basis. However may be a cunning ploy by the council to discourage vehicles on the roads? Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 1 minute ago, BaaBaaRedSheep said: All of the above + fuckin' pot holes and flooding on roads, because the drains are nae unblocked on a regular basis. However may be a cunning ploy by the council to discourage vehicles on the roads? Fully agree with flooding on roads as the council roads department are too fucking slow in unblocking street drains or updating the municipal drainage network. I remember coming back from Motherwell after we had won a midweek Scottish Cup replay 2-0 in 2012/13. The bendy roads that lead into Fraserburgh from the south were perennially flooded (especially at the Philorth Woods bend). A couple of nights afterwards a Polish lorry driver skidded off the road at that very bend and died. The council then decided to improve the road. Too little, far too late. The roads department of Aberdeenshire Council are truly abhorrent, going by my own recent personal experiences with them over the last 5 years. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 2 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Fully agree with flooding on roads as the council roads department are too fucking slow in unblocking street drains or updating the municipal drainage network. I remember coming back from Motherwell after we had won a midweek Scottish Cup replay 2-0 in 2012/13. The bendy roads that lead into Fraserburgh from the south were perennially flooded (especially at the Philorth Woods bend). A couple of nights afterwards a Polish lorry driver skidded off the road at that very bend and died. The council then decided to improve the road. Too little, far too late. The roads department of Aberdeenshire Council are truly abhorrent, going by my own recent personal experiences with them over the last 5 years. They da let you drive surely? Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 41 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: They da let you drive surely? No chance. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 10 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Folk that look at you like you're fucking Junior from Fraggle Rock just because I use a symbol cane. How do you know they're looking at you? Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 10 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: A couple of nights afterwards a Polish lorry driver skidded off the road at that very bend and died. Probably drunk 1 Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted May 14, 2023 Share Posted May 14, 2023 I hate cunts on electric push bikes that sail past with smug looks on their faces as though they are fit and fleet as fuck. They're only cheatin' themselves. Wanks!!!! 1 Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted May 14, 2023 Share Posted May 14, 2023 8 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Good point. Same with cunts in cars that speed by at 100mph on the motorway and it’s all like “ Ha,look how fast I can run!” when it’s really just the car doing all the work. Must admit I have on occasion done a ton twenty on the Stoney road. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 14, 2023 Share Posted May 14, 2023 Same with them on their escooters. fat fucks. The scooters the wee eshays use seems to require two before it goes anywhere. Might be a brainpower requirement Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted May 14, 2023 Share Posted May 14, 2023 14 hours ago, maryhilldon said: How do you know they're looking at you? Even though I've got distorted vision min, I can still tell instinctively if they're looking at me or not. Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 14, 2023 Share Posted May 14, 2023 1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said: Get yourself to fuck Poodler ya wee cock sucking Pommy rat. no offence. Less offensive than the drivel yi post! Link to comment
Parklife Posted May 14, 2023 Share Posted May 14, 2023 48 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Get yourself to fuck Poodler ya wee cock sucking Pommy rat. no offence. What's he done? Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted May 14, 2023 Share Posted May 14, 2023 15 hours ago, Poodler said: Probably drunk There's an older Polish lad I know that used to get tanked up on raw vodka before starting his nightshift as a lorry driver. He's been up before the beaks in Peterhead Sheriff Court a number of times over the years, I presume for driving offences as he told me the once he had his licence taken away from him. There used to be a YouTube video of him pissed (nae behind the wheel though) on Fraserburgh High Street called "Crazy Man" but canna find it noo. Link to comment
Fridge Posted May 14, 2023 Share Posted May 14, 2023 4 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: You’ve changed. Too much sun. Don’t be messing with @Poodler you don’t want to be on my watch list. He’s sound as a pound. For a homosexual nurse that has fled the UK, possibly due to criminal offences. Link to comment
Dad Posted May 14, 2023 Share Posted May 14, 2023 Aye watch yourself Hans son - mess wi' poodles and you may have a dumpy vagina with no stamina stalking you 😨 ^ Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted May 14, 2023 Share Posted May 14, 2023 Eurovision. Fuckin' camp nonsense and shite music. 1 1 Link to comment
Roberto Posted May 14, 2023 Share Posted May 14, 2023 19 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Eurovision. Fuckin' camp nonsense and shite music. Was fucking tremendous last night. Finland was robbed. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted May 14, 2023 Share Posted May 14, 2023 9 minutes ago, Roberto said: Was fucking tremendous last night. Finland was robbed. Watch nae force that tongue through yer cheek. Link to comment
Roberto Posted May 14, 2023 Share Posted May 14, 2023 4 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Watch nae force that tongue through yer cheek. Na, genuinely thought it was funny as fuck to be honest. Finland boy was just funny as fuck. Cha cha cha. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted May 14, 2023 Share Posted May 14, 2023 16 minutes ago, Roberto said: Na, genuinely thought it was funny as fuck to be honest. Finland boy was just funny as fuck. Cha cha cha. Never did and never have watched it. The coverage on the news was enough to churn my ample gut. Link to comment
Roberto Posted May 14, 2023 Share Posted May 14, 2023 2 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Never did and never have watched it. The coverage on the news was enough to churn my ample gut. I didn't watch the news, so kept away from it. There was not much on the TV last night so decided to give it a whirl. It was a chaotic shambles but laughed like fuck. Poland lassie was a hit. I'd have blew my beans on her milkers like. Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 11 hours ago, Parklife said: What's he done? Downvoted his post ffs 🤦♀️ Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 On 5/2/2023 at 10:03 PM, Roger Ramjet 62 said: How minorities are over represented on TV. You really don't do yourself any favours with that type of posting . Your being an utter bell end . Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 Cunts that pull out into the road immediately before you then proceed to drive along at a snails pace. Why the fuck were you in a rush to pull out making me slam the brakes on only to drive like a dick afterwards? 1 Link to comment
Fridge Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 3 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said: Cunts that pull out into the road immediately before you then proceed to drive along at a snails pace. Why the fuck were you in a rush to pull out making me slam the brakes on only to drive like a dick afterwards? Or when you are bombing along the outside lane of a dual carriageway someone comes up behind you and flashes you. Fair play if you want to nail it faster than me, then 2 seconds later they pull back into the left lane and slow down again, what the fuck is the point in that. 1 Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 5 minutes ago, Fridge said: Or when you are bombing along the outside lane of a dual carriageway someone comes up behind you and flashes you. Fair play if you want to nail it faster than me, then 2 seconds later they pull back into the left lane and slow down again, what the fuck is the point in that. Just sit at 80 and not let them past - watch the seethe. Link to comment
Ando Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 10 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said: Cunts that pull out into the road immediately before you then proceed to drive along at a snails pace. Why the fuck were you in a rush to pull out making me slam the brakes on only to drive like a dick afterwards? Aye, and cunts that overtake and then almost immediately indicate to turn right at the next road, forcing you to slow right down/stop. Mongols. Link to comment
Parklife Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 40 minutes ago, Fridge said: Or when you are bombing along the outside lane of a dual carriageway someone comes up behind you and flashes you. Fair play if you want to nail it faster than me, then 2 seconds later they pull back into the left lane and slow down again, what the fuck is the point in that. Why are you in the outside lane if you're not overtaking? Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 2 minutes ago, Parklife said: Why are you in the outside lane if you're not overtaking? A very good question. Utter wank behaviour that is. Link to comment
Fridge Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 30 minutes ago, Parklife said: Why are you in the outside lane if you're not overtaking? Because I normally bomb down the road and it’s completely pointless swerving in and out of lanes all the time when you can just go in the outside and floor it. And a stated I am happy to let someone passed if they want to go faster but it pisses me off when they then go back ahead of you slow down and then I have to overtake them again. I suspect you sit at 60 and have never overtake anyone anyway. 2 1 Link to comment
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