Top Given Names In Scotland

[BrianFaePerth]

The more unusual the name, the minkier the parents.

 

If it's a Kylie or a Pixie or a Rihanna it will be a slut when it grows up.

 

Kylie is no slut

 

She has just merely had a lot of different cocks in her fanny.

[Dynamo]

Kylie is no slut

 

She has just merely had a lot of different cocks in her fanny.

 

 

I take it ye mean Minogue and nae yer daughter?

[Bluto10]

i bet dundee is full of kylies.

[BrianFaePerth]

I take it ye mean Minogue and nae yer daughter?

 

Naturally

[The Boofon]

The more unusual the name, the minkier the parents.

 

If it's a Kylie or a Pixie or a Rihanna it will be a slut when it grows up.

 

[tup]

Kylie is no slut

 

She has just merely had a lot of different cocks in her fanny.

 

I'm not talking about actual Kylie obviously.

 

I'm talking about the type of council estate scum who sit on their slack arses all day watching MTV who might call their bairn after one of the 'pop stars' they see on the box 24/7.

 

These women will be of the useless variety, of easy virtue.

 

Their bairns will no doubt do likewise.

[BrianFaePerth]

I'm talking about the type of council estate scum who sit on their slack arses all day watching MTV who might call their bairn after one of the 'pop stars' they see on the box 24/7.

 

These women will be of the useless variety, of easy virtue.

 

 

No quite, Bobby Connor usually chaps them up online.

[tup]

I take it ye mean Minogue and nae yer daughter?

 

 

Sorry Brian, no offence to your family members chief.

[tup]

No quite, Bobby Connor usually chaps them up online.

 

You have to wonder who gets the raw end of the deal there.

 

If I were a woman I can't say I'd be too enamoured at the prospect of a desperate Connor looking to unload his frustration on me having just met me online.

[The Boofon]

No quite, Bobby Connor usually chaps them up online.

 

 

Are we still talking about your daughter here Brian?

[K-9]

Is giving a child an odd name any indicator of parental qualities?

Yes

[tup]

Weegies are the worst culprits for calling their children by disgusting monikers.

[The Boofon]

Weegies are the worst culprits for calling their children by disgusting monikers.

 

 

The people of Singapore might have something to say about that.

 

[Sonoftherock]

Some absolute ridiculous names in Australia... however, the ones that make me smile the most are certain womens names which are basically just mens names with a suffix. I have met a Raylene and Keitha since living here!

 

One of my pals works in a hospital and she recently treated a patient called 'La-a' - pronounced 'Ladasha'

[BrianFaePerth]

Some absolute ridiculous names in Australia... however, the ones that make me smile the most are certain womens names which are basically just mens names with a suffix. I have met a Raylene and Keitha since living here!

 

One of my pals works in a hospital and she recently treated a patient called 'La-a' - pronounced 'Ladasha'

 

 

Strewth, what happened to good old Bruce and Sheila?

[Tommy]

 

 

If I were a woman I can't say I'd be too enamoured at the prospect of a desperate Connor looking to unload his frustration on me having just met me online.

 

 

But being a male you'd be quite excited about the prospect ?

[360]

Whatever happened to proper names like Boris and Abe?

 

Those names would be ridiculed nowadays, whilst the likes of Hashtag and Shanikwa will be revered.

[StandFree1982]

Giving your kid an unusual name is just attention seeking. All it does is ensure their child will be bullied and ridiculed for the rest of their lives.

 

It's the sort of drivel that comes from parents who are clearly trying to gain some form of publicity, be it in the paper or on facebook.

[Ke1t]

It isn't different. You are not special.

 

Learn to embrace that, accept it.

 

You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake

You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wo-wkv8gW6k

[Sheep#1]

Lassie I know teaches in a rough school in the east end of Glasgow, she told me there is a lassie called 'Evidence' in one of her classes.

 

Also another of my mates is a social worker (also in the east end funnily enough) and she had a baby on her books called 'Pocahontas McNulty'.

[tup]

But I still wouldn't call a son of mine Kevin. That's below reasonable sickness.

 

Agreed.

 

Kevin is a shocker of a name.

[Bluto10]

 

Kevin is a shocker of a name.

 

kev.

 

its up there with alan and dave.

[tup]

Jamie - gay name.

[fine-n-dandy]

How about Tobias William Angus Tait?

[fine-n-dandy]

Michael's a shit name

[fine-n-dandy]

Simon

Harold

Iain

Terrence

 

Norman

Andrew

Mathew

Ernie

Stewart

[Crossbow]

It strikes me as very English in origin and trips off the mooth like skitter off a hind quarter. Keith is another bad one. It can't be the K's cos some lassie names beginning with K are awright. Like Kayak or Kaleidoscope.

 

Kevin is Irish I believe. Keith I would presume is Scots. Kayak is obviously inuit and kaleidoscope was coined by a Scot though clearly based on Greek.

[Foster14]

Donald

Graeme

Julian

Ronald

Paul

Colin

Edward

Anthony

 

Weird names.

 

[360]

Cameron

[fine-n-dandy]

Calum

Oliver

Calvin

Kurt

Sean