Top Given Names In Scotland

[tup]

Richard

[Karl Fletcher]

There are no good boy's names when you think about it.

[fine-n-dandy]

Percy

Orval

Owen

Finlay

Trent

Edward

Rupert

Samuel

 

The lot of them

 

[fine-n-dandy]

Tom

Uri

Pete

Ike

Sol

Arnold

Sandy

Herbert

Inglebert

Troy

Erwin

Neil

Art

Murdo

Erskin

Toby

Owen

Obama

[Sheep#1]

Craig

Adam

 

 

[boboisared]

Wanted to call our son Lennox Maximus but unfortunately the missus is having nothing to do with it.

 

Slag.

[360]

Benjamin

[Karl Fletcher]

Right up until our little one was born a few months ago we hadn't settled on a boy's name.

 

They're all shite.

 

Luckily, it turned out Fletcher Jnr is a girl

[boboisared]

Right up until our little one was born a few months ago we hadn't settled on a boy's name.

 

They're all shite.

 

Luckily, it turned out Fletcher Jnr is a girl

Good luck when she comes in home at tears at 15 because she's pregnant.

[tommo1903]

Aye K_F's gambling addictions will no doubt surface in a few years time, resulting in divorce and a broken home.

 

Shame on the lass.

[Karl Fletcher]

Aye, that would be a bastard if she got pregnant at that age.

 

I'd be an ace Grandad, though.

 

Aye K_F's gambling addictions will no doubt surface in a few years time, resulting in divorce and a broken home.

 

Shame on the lass.

 

You never know, tommo.

 

One day at a time.

 

Almost four and half years since my last bet

[fine-n-dandy]

Aye, that would be a bastard if she got pregnant at that age.

 

I'd be an ace Grandad, though.

 

 

 

You never know, tommo.

 

One day at a time.

Almost four and half years since my last bet

 

Bet you a fiver you have a bet before the year is out

[boboisared]

Aye, that would be a bastard if she got pregnant at that age.

 

I'd be an ace Grandad, though.

I love how you're looking at the positives when really you'd be taking the guys nose off with the back end of a claw hammer and standing on his throat til he dies.

 

In that case I really hope it's not little LennoxMaximusisared.

[Karl Fletcher]

Well, aye that too.

 

I'll have two golden rules when she starts dating.

 

1) Nae huns

2) Nae tims

 

If any of those cunts darken my door they'll be promptly chased away

[tup]

'Promptly chased away'

 

It's like Danny Dyer meets J R Hartley.

[tup]

Aye the banned poster's name is gay for sure.

[Sheep#1]

A lot of the boys names she likes are faggot names including one that's the same as the real name of a banned poster which she's got her heart set on apparently.

 

Nae happening.

 

When's it due?

 

Or is this just another casual mention about your bird

[vanderark14]

If I have kids then the first born is gettin named bluto - even if its a girl

[360]

Bluto and Boris if they're twins.

 

Even if they're both girls.

[looksgoodinred]

most of those aren't so bad, i don't think. although some are better suited to an adult. it's hard to picture a newborn named Harold.

[StandFree1982]

Has Sebastian been mentioned? What a god awful, cock guzzling, fanny repellent, aids chasing name that is!

[Sheep#1]

Aye, like you've never had the "what bairn names do you like" chat

 

I said if we ever have a girl, she's getting called Brian.

[looksgoodinred]

do you imagine you'd be a much different person than you are today, if you'd been named something else?

[Sheep#1]

do you imagine you'd be a much different person than you are today, if you'd been named something else?

 

Not really, unless it was something faggoty like 'Julian', in which case you would probably have topped yourself by now due to the level of bullying you received at school.

[tommo1903]

You never know, tommo.

 

One day at a time.

 

Almost four and half years since my last bet

 

Its inevitable I'm afraid.

 

I can't wait to see the real Karl_Fletcher. It will be like when Harvey Dent became two-face in The Dark Knight.

[redone]

Canna be deein wi' folk naming their bairns after themselves - fermers and fishers are especially guilty of this exercise in vanity

 

And folk fa gie their bairn names that should really be nicknames are arseholes an' a - eg Charlie instead o' Charles , Sandy (or worse....Zander) instead o' Alexander , Robbie , Rab , Bob or Bobby instead o' Robert

[360]

Morag

[Karl Fletcher]

Its inevitable I'm afraid.

 

I can't wait to see the real Karl_Fletcher. It will be like when Harvey Dent became two-face in The Dark Knight.

 

I miss poker.

 

Piss easy walking past the Bookies these days though.

 

1516 days

[Guest findlay_1903]

Canna be deein wi' folk naming their bairns after themselves - fermers and fishers are especially guilty of this exercise in vanity

 

And folk fa gie their bairn names that should really be nicknames are arseholes an' a - eg Charlie instead o' Charles , Sandy (or worse....Zander) instead o' Alexander , Robbie , Rab , Bob or Bobby instead o' Robert

 

your aff yer heid min. go awa nd boil yer heid.i ken a charlie, hes sounder than u. i like the name dek too.

[Guest findlay_1903]

Canna be deein wi' folk naming their bairns after themselves - fermers and fishers are especially guilty of this exercise in vanity

 

And folk fa gie their bairn names that should really be nicknames are arseholes an' a - eg Charlie instead o' Charles , Sandy (or worse....Zander) instead o' Alexander , Robbie , Rab , Bob or Bobby instead o' Robert

 

your aff yer heid min. go awa nd boil yer heid.i ken a charlie, hes sounder than u. i like the name dek too.