BillyStarkDivinHeeder Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 I like Coopers. Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Tee-total is where it's at. Link to comment
tup Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Agreed chutney, went out for lunch and had a Coke to accompany even though everyone was on pints. Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 I was havering, drinking a Lowenbrau as I sit here. But I'm sure it would be good. Maybe. 1 Link to comment
dervish Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 I'm onto G&Ts as a third best option, not even 5pm. I admit I have a problem. Nae beer, nae wine, shite. Link to comment
360 Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 I'm getting wasted tonight. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Got a text today from a mate who is at Mount Everest base camp. He's going no further. Told him that's like going to a pub and drinking cola. Fanny. Link to comment
360 Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Got a text today from a mate who is at Mount Everest base camp. He's going no further. Told him that's like going to a pub and drinking cola. Fanny.It's not THAT bad. Coke in the cruiser- unacceptable. Link to comment
Redstar Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 I'm on a Pernod binge... Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 I'm in the London Comedy Club buckled on vodka and tonic. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 When did you last work?This morning. Why? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 I didn't realise you were back to work. Sorry.As if Health & Safety was "work". What choo up to? Making Landahn more safe by expurging the 2 million Turks who live there, 1.99m of them illegally. Do they have graded kebab shops now? Some for drunks, others for Doner connoisseurs?Same job as before. Just based in London now instead of Algeria. Safety never sleeps. Can't say I've noticed the kebab shops really. Or the Turks. Link to comment
tup Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 I would not feel safe if you were responsible for my workplace well-being boofon. No offence. Funny handshakes clearly dinna hold sway with Al Qaeda. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 I would not feel safe if you were responsible for my workplace well-being boofon.No offence.Funny handshakes clearly dinna hold sway with Al Qaeda.None taken. Fucked of im going to work tomorrow. Pretty steamjng. Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 I'm with Jigot here, lost too many years to drink, I'm tee total as of last night, he gave me inspiration. Green tea for me tonight. Link to comment
dervish Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 I'm with Jigot here, lost too many years to drink, I'm tee total as of last night, he gave me inspiration. Green tea for me tonight. Green tea and lies. Currently on Perlenbacher... apparently. Drank it hundreds of times but to me it "the 6 big bottle of tasty beer from lidls". Seriously first time I've read the name. Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Seriously min, I might not sleep for a Month but the decision has been made. Link to comment
360 Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 None taken. Fucked of im going to work tomorrow. Pretty steamjng.Poor man's Bluto. Nivce try, chief. 360. 1 Link to comment
Henry Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Agreed chutney, went out for lunch and had a Coke to accompany even though everyone was on pints. Link to comment
tup Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Did you see Young Pickleses write up in the Sun yesterday Harcus? Link to comment
Henry Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 No, I didn't buy The Sun and don't subscribe to the website. Could you post it to me? Link to comment
tup Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 No. I seen it in the pub at lunchtime. I wouldna buy the Sun if they printed pictures of Pippa Middleton's broon star. Link to comment
Henry Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 I probably would buy it if that happened. Link to comment
tup Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Anyway young Pickles was met off the ferry by some cunt fae the Sun. They chipped in for the cost of the Academy bus for their story. They also said someone local had donated 50 tins of lager for the way home. £5k cost in total for hotel and bus etc for away game in Coldstream. Got a text saying five cunts were sideways on Princes St at 8 pm last night in Academy tops. Link to comment
Henry Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Not Pickles though, cunt doesn't drink surely. Link to comment
tup Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 No idea, you ken him, I dinna. Did see him in the pub once but he was overawed and too starstruck to speak to me. Link to comment
Henry Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 50 cans, whilst generous, isn't going to last long between 30 on an 8 hour journey. Link to comment
tup Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 True. They should have asked local benefactors for another 300 tins and maybe 10 bottles of vodka. It's a long journey after all. Link to comment
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