Coronavirus

[Fridge]

But if I have it tomorrow and tell test and protect where I was having a pint, do they have to contact everyone who was in the bar and they have to self isolate?

Surely not, genuinely no idea how it works.

[Bluto10]

4 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Surely not, genuinely no idea how it works.

you walk it off

 

[Misers Hill]

43 minutes ago, Parklife said:

The tiers are 0-4. Not 1-5. 

The test and protect system has to work and folk who're told to isolate, have to do it. That's what should break the chains of transmission and prevent spikes. 

Falkirk??????? 0?

Hull ??????? 4?

Whens your fucking happy hour???

[Parklife]

13 minutes ago, Fridge said:

But if I have it tomorrow and tell test and protect where I was having a pint, do they have to contact everyone who was in the bar and they have to self isolate?

Surely not, genuinely no idea how it works.

Nah. Don't think so. They'll decide based on the circumstances you describe. 

2 minutes ago, Misers Hill said:

Falkirk??????? 0?

Hull ??????? 4?

Whens your fucking happy hour???

Every hour is a happy one in Falkirk, Misers. 

[Fridge]

5 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

It’s just like when you get the clap 

the STD crew get in touch with the dirty ladies you’ve boned  - to save you having to do it and embarrassing yourself 

Unfortunately the mutants from Budz bar you boned you have no idea their names let alone their phone numbers.

[Misers Hill]

7 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Nah. Don't think so. They'll decide based on the circumstances you describe. 

Every hour is a happy one in Falkirk, Misers. 

Only in your House Martin?

[Fridge]

Loved Fatboyslim

[Poodler]

So with tier zero being a maximum of 15 people in a group, does that mean that a gig or football match will never be legal again? Or will all restrictions go when this mythical vaccine appears? 
 

which I'll tell you now, will not work. 
 

I think it's time to leave this country and join Bri and mobby etc. The country is dead 

[BrianFaePerth]

9 minutes ago, Poodler said:

So with tier zero being a maximum of 15 people in a group, does that mean that a gig or football match will never be legal again? Or will all restrictions go when this mythical vaccine appears? 
 

which I'll tell you now, will not work. 
 

I think it's time to leave this country and join Bri and mobby etc. The country is dead 

Fuck off, we don’t want your kind

[1903Fitba]

45 minutes ago, Fridge said:

But if I have it tomorrow and tell test and protect where I was having a pint, do they have to contact everyone who was in the bar and they have to self isolate?

Surely not, genuinely no idea how it works.

Yes. 
 

I’ve been called about 600 times over the past few days asking for all info, where I’ve been etc. 

[aberdeen1970]

5 minutes ago, 1903Fitba said:

Yes. 
 

I’ve been called about 600 times over the past few days asking for all info, where I’ve been etc. 

Was it my wife? 

She does the same to me. 

[Studebaker-90]

1 hour ago, Parklife said:

The tiers are 0-4. Not 1-5. 

The test and protect system has to work and folk who're told to isolate, have to do it. That's what should break the chains of transmission and prevent spikes. 

4 tiers 5 tiers. Count em. 

[Fridge]

16 minutes ago, 1903Fitba said:

Yes. 
 

I’ve been called about 600 times over the past few days asking for all info, where I’ve been etc. 

Where the fuck have you been? I’ve been in pretty much everywhere that is open and not one person has contacted me. Are you in Aberdeen?

[1903Fitba]

7 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Where the fuck have you been? I’ve been in pretty much everywhere that is open and not one person has contacted me. Are you in Aberdeen?

England. 
 

 

[Studebaker-90]

I’ve been busy commuting between 2 cities for work and I’ve not been contacted at all

[Fridge]

12 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Fixed it for you ?

There are known demographic variations. It appears a tan brogues and blue suit combo is a virus inhibitor.

Ha ha! I love the fact you think I’m like that, I’m the scruffiest fucker going about!

[1903Fitba]

To be fair I may not have been clear. I’ve been contacted several times asking for my whereabouts between X and Y dates when I’ve contracted it. So they can call whoever I’ve been around to self isolate/get tested. 
 

 

[1903Fitba]

6 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

I’ve been busy commuting between 2 cities for work and I’ve not been contacted at all

If I’d been for a pint with you last week I’d be expected to give your details to the test and trace club and they would contact you anonymously.
 

Im almost 95% sure I know when and who I got it from.  

[manboobs109]

49 minutes ago, Poodler said:

So with tier zero being a maximum of 15 people in a group, does that mean that a gig or football match will never be legal again? Or will all restrictions go when this mythical vaccine appears? 
 

which I'll tell you now, will not work. 
 

I think it's time to leave this country and join Bri and mobby etc. The country is dead 

Exactly what I've been saying for weeks. No gigs, no pubs, no holidays, no live football. She's telling us this but some people aren't listening. 

[Henry]

2 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

You got Liam Gallagher hair? 

Love Kim Carnes

[Fridge]

Nope. Although it was borderline when the hairdressers were shut!

[Fridge]

7 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

No you misunderstand. You have already said you don't wear that shit but you must admit that many in the west end do.

Which makes them virus-immune.

To be fair, the DM is not like that. Bar staff will quite happily tell me to fuck off and despite a few pretentious wanks it is pretty much down to earth.

I will grant you Chester, Malmaison and No10s is full of all about keeping up with the Jones pricks.

 

 

 

[manboobs109]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Where’s the quote where she said we’ll ALWAYS have restrictions which you referred to Moobz?

I didn’t watch her but I’m sure that would be headline news . 

It's in the literature. Tier zero is the best we can get until a vaccine. 

[Poodler]

4 minutes ago, Fridge said:

To be fair, the DM is not like that. Bar staff will quite happily tell me to fuck off and despite a few pretentious wanks it is pretty much down to earth.

I will grant you Chester, Malmaison and No10s is full of all about keeping up with the Jones pricks.

 

 

 

I'm off next week I'm coming to the Dutcher to people watch 

[manboobs109]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

That’d not what you said though . 

But that's what she's saying indirectly. Masks, distancing, spying from NHS/Councils, all here to stay. 

[manboobs109]

13 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Forever?

Of course it is. Covid will ALWAYS be here. It'll NEVER be eliminated. We'll always be testing, there will always be people dying from it. Unless we all just decide to 'let it rip' we're going to have to do all this stuff. 

[manboobs109]

It's a mystery to me that someone who appears intelligent(parky, soops) can't see what is plainly obvious. 

[Fridge]

3 minutes ago, Poodler said:

I'm off next week I'm coming to the Dutcher to people watch 

I’ll be here, give us a shout!

[Parklife]

It seems pretty obvious to me we'll develop vaccines/drugs to combat/treat it and make it a relatively uncommon and mild illness. 

We've already discovered some drugs that improve outcomes. 

I appreciate it's getting to us all but Moobs has an outrageously pessimistic attitude IMO. 

[Parklife]

Just now, rocket_scientist said:

What about another coronavirus, flu? That didn't "go away eventually".

We've developed vaccines and treatments that make it a relatively mild illness.