Coronavirus

[The Boofon]

25 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

All huns are fair game

Absolutely. 

[Bluto10]

Vaccines are for faggots

 

Just butch it out like a real man

[Bluto10]

1 minute ago, maryhilldon said:

I read the Jay Allan book many years ago,  a lot of his anecdotes seemed to end with   'and just as it was about to kickoff, the coppers showed up'. 

make for good TV, Netflix binge, episode cliffhangers 

[Guest milne_afc]

1 minute ago, Bluto10 said:

Vaccines are for faggots

 

Just butch it out like a real man

Hahaha. 

I ain't got time to vaccine

[Bluto10]

14 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Hahaha. 

I ain't got time to vaccine

Leave anything for us?

just vaccines

[Fridge]

2 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Jack was led by Edith into the master bedroom. As she opened the wardrobe door, Jack couldn't help but notice the dildos scattered between and amongst Bert's shoes. After a cursory look at the various suits and shirts on the rack, he turned to her and said "I'm sorry Mrs Brown (or whatever the fuck her surname is) but they're not my style". Without breaking sweat he continued "you wanting yer hole then"?

Edith replies yes, I’ve just broken up with a man called Cheesepipes so be gentle with me.

[CraigHill]

49 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

I read the Jay Allan book many years ago,  a lot of his anecdotes seemed to end with   'and just as it was about to kickoff, the coppers showed up'. 

Good lad Jay, cracking club nights!

[manboobs109]

1 hour ago, minijc said:

Well without a vaccine of any sort there is no chance of herd immunity.

Exactly Mini and even with a vaccine people will still be catching this and dying so we are stuck with this nonsense forever. No holidays, no gigs, no pubs, no live football. 

[The Cockney Don]

1 hour ago, maryhilldon said:

I read the Jay Allan book many years ago,  a lot of his anecdotes seemed to end with   'and just as it was about to kickoff, the coppers showed up'. 

Apparently i'm mentioned in that Other book, make of that what you will. ?

[Bluto10]

5 minutes ago, The Cockney Don said:

Apparently i'm mentioned in that Other book, make of that what you will. ?

haha

 

whats that China?

[Fridge]

Dan Bridges one? I don’t think anyone knows who he is. Some fiction involved in that one.

[Misers Hill]

? 

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=HasaQvHCv4w&feature=share

[maryhilldon]

10 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

‘Dundee away - a tasty away day, that’s for sure! We needed to be on top form for this one as their firm just ran the Hibs lot the other week. A few of the top lads met in the Schooner for some pre-shenanigans drinks. Mini bus arrives.....and there was this cockney cunt who kept putting on shit music into the tape machine...’

Clearly fiction,  Cockers only does Accies away. 

[Studebaker-90]

28 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Dan Bridges one? I don’t think anyone knows who he is. Some fiction involved in that one.

Some big fat guy with a bowl cut 

[Lencarl]

The First Minister joked that her national clinical director Professor Jason Leitch would be portrayed as the Grinch, Santa will not be prevented from delivering your presents on Christmas Eve, Santa is a key worker and he has got lots of magic powers that make him safe to do that.

 

As well as Nicola feeding the poor children she has put them at ease about XMAS.

Playing a blinder as per.

 

[maryhilldon]

Surreal.  Imagine a year ago the FM had to go into childrens TV presenter mode to reassure kids that Santa would still show up?  She should getty Zippy to do the sign language. 

[Fridge]

4 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

What a terrific terrrific leader she is.

https://www.facebook.com/NicolaSturgeonSNP/videos/2794155260855119/?sfnsn=scwspwa

What if Santa gets bat flu? How the fuck am I going to get a pair of slippers and a jumper I am never going to wear?

[maryhilldon]

2 minutes ago, Fridge said:

What if Santa gets bat flu? How the fuck am I going to get a pair of slippers and a jumper I am never going to wear?

What if he goes to Spar? 

[Fridge]

2 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

What if he goes to Spar? 

He’s safe there, I sorted that out!

[NEM]

1 hour ago, Fridge said:

Dan Bridges one? I don’t think anyone knows who he is. Some fiction involved in that one.

Rivers ?

[maryhilldon]

1 minute ago, rocket_scientist said:

Stat that the MSM would ignore, if they even know: -

There are more failed suicide attempts (overdoses) in ITU's in Scotland than Covid patients currently. 

That perfectly captures the situation. 

[Redforever86]

7 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Stat that the MSM would ignore, if they even know: -

There are more failed suicide attempts (overdoses) in ITU's in Scotland than Covid patients currently. 

Can you back up this claim? I’m not personally disputing it but would like to use it as ammo.

[Bluto10]

I hear DK is opened up now from UK side Stube, no need to quarantine after now apparently 

[Fridge]

55 minutes ago, NEM said:

Rivers ?

Shows how well known he is!  

[Parklife]

18 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

I Therapy/Care U. Called either/or depending on the hospital.

I gave you a fact - which I'm sure Poodler can corroborate if he asks his NHS contacts - but if I was to give you my source, I would be compromising a family member. Fortunately I have more than one NHS family member source so you couldn't nail her even if you dobbed me in.

But what are you wanting a "confirmed source" for? For no other reason that this is how the internet works these days? Is that any different from wee kids 50 years ago going "prove it"?

Because believing the words of a random guy on the Internet isn't the soundest way of information gathering. 

[Geoff_Tipps]

3 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

Exactly Mini and even with a vaccine people will still be catching this and dying so we are stuck with this nonsense forever. No holidays, no gigs, no pubs, no live football. 

What a drama queen you are ??

[Parklife]

24 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

I think you're missing the whole point. I didn't ask him to believe me. Is EVERYTHING posted on here referenced? Should I have not said it?

Could I reasonably anticipate that those two were desperately in need of that specific information for the specific campaigns that they are wagering, the "information gathering" that you speak of?

We know that some/many people have no opinions or insights on anything and google everything when they go into online forums (unlike the vast majority on here). These types won't believe that others might learn things from sources other than the internet.

You have an unfortunate way with words. 

You asked why people may want a confirmed source. The reason is many folk talk shite and make things up in the Internet. Hence my comment on not just believing everything you read on the Internet. 

You know all this already, so I've no idea why you asked and why I'm now on my second post on the subject. 

[Parklife]

14 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Don't listen to him moobs... but you are ?

You were right about punklife all along. Never liked the cunt but his smartarseness is just too much. Fuck that guy. 

? 

From the biggest knowitall smart arse cunt I've ever (virtually) encountered, that's quite the comment. 

[Parklife]

2 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

You hate being found out. You think you're so clever but you're so average.

If you say so. I think you're projecting here though. 

2 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

You should break your virginity min and get the fuck out of Falkirk. 

I've spent years of my life living in other places, as I've outlined on here previously. Thanks for the advice though. 

[Parklife]

1 minute ago, rocket_scientist said:

Of course, aged 34 you've done it all, seen it all, can't be taught cos you know best.

There's loads I can be taught and loads I've not seen. You made a(n incorrect) presumption though. 

1 minute ago, rocket_scientist said:

Have you ever had sex?

Yeah man. Not today though. You?