Coronavirus

[Parklife]

23 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Fuck off man. You can be such a pedantic, twisting cunt you should be a politician.

You're the cunt twisting it, you fat, moronic oaf. 

 

[manboobs109]

10 minutes ago, The Buzzard said:

We're all ears, Moobs. You know the Hat is the place for useful advice on how to deal with these issues. 

There's no remedy unfortunately Buzz. Either sell up and move(no chance of mortgage though) or wait until mad old wifey dies(she's only 60)

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

17 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Bit tetchy I'll admit. Neighbour difficulties again.

I would give you advice min but the perpetrators of my neighbourly disputes always win.

Three weeks ago while I was having a shite morning trying to sort things out with my bank and DWP, my neighbours dogs were barking incessantly out in their backie during my calls and afterwards. After I had finished on the phone, I shouted at one of the dogs to shut the fuck up and it duly obliged.

Within an hour, my neighbour's stepfather knocked on my front door and told me to stop harassing her stepdaughter or else. What about the grief we get? That's irrelevant of course. 

[manboobs109]

4 minutes ago, Parklife said:

You're the cunt twisting it, you fat, moronic oaf. 

 

You said "day to day enforcement" doesn't happen. It does. You were wrong.

[manboobs109]

3 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

I would give you advice min but the perpetrators of my neighbourly disputes always win.

Three weeks ago while I was having a shite morning trying to sort things out with my bank and DWP, my neighbours dogs were barking incessantly out in their backie during my calls and afterwards. After I had finished on the phone, I shouted at one of the dogs to shut the fuck up and it duly obliged.

Within an hour, my neighbour's stepfather knocked on my front door and told me to stop harassing her stepdaughter or else. What about the grief we get? That's irrelevant of course. 

What I don't get is why they don't find it stressful. Some people enjoy the drama I suppose.

[Don Fonte]

14 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

There's no remedy unfortunately Buzz. Either sell up and move(no chance of mortgage though) or wait until mad old wifey dies(she's only 60)

She worth a ride?

Do that and then she'll be putty in your hands.

 

[manboobs109]

Just now, Don Fonte said:

She worth a ride?

Do that and then she'll be putty in your hands.

 

She is perhaps the most disgusting creature who has ever roamed the earth. Mad cat woman who rarely washes. Horrendous. Her daughter is a hideous monster as well.

Honestly you couldn't.

[For Fecks Sake]

1 minute ago, manboobs109 said:

She is perhaps the most disgusting creature who has ever roamed the earth. Mad cat woman who rarely washes. Horrendous. Her daughter is a hideous monster as well.

Honestly you couldn't.

The female version of Bri then ?

[Studebaker-90]

Coerce her in to becoming part of a risky pyramid scheme 

[Studebaker-90]

5 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

She sounds unlikely to buy soap though .

Just need the bitch to sell it 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

24 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

What I don't get is why they don't find it stressful. Some people enjoy the drama I suppose.

Aye, they put on a facade they are stressed but truly, deep down, they are revelling in the joy at the grief they are giving you and the perceived power and control they are enjoying over you.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

27 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I hope you gave him the V sign when he wasn’t looking. 

Never gave him the middle finger or told him to fuck off but I filled in the gaps that his stepdaughter unsurprisingly forgot to tell him, so he was fully informed in what has actually been going on over the years. 

A few years ago, I got a letter from my neighbour stating that she could not grieve properly in respect of her stepfather contracting throat cancer because I had the audacity to tell her to sort out her dogs' incessant barking whilst trying to look for and apply for potential jobs. She threatened me with getting the local plod if I said anymore. What the fuck?! 

Amazing how some people turn the tables when they instigate a problem but then cry wolf. 

[For Fecks Sake]

5 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Aye, they put on a facade they are stressed but truly, deep down, they are revelling in the joy at the grief they are giving you and the perceived power and control they are enjoying over you.

Aye but the bit in bold is the key part for me. Sad people leading sad lives getting enjoyment from trying to ruin others lives to match their own sad existence.

[For Fecks Sake]

2 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Never gave him the middle finger or told him to fuck off but I filled in the gaps that his stepdaughter unsurprisingly forgot to tell him, so he was fully informed in what has been going on over the years. 

A few years ago, I got a letter from my neighbour stating that she could not grieve properly in respect of her stepfather contracting throat cancer because I had the audacity to tell her to sort out her dogs' incessant barking whilst trying to look for and apply for potential jobs. She threatened me with getting the local plod if I said anymore. What the fuck?! 

Amazing how some people turn the tables when they instigate a problem but then cry wolf. 

You have had some life MAD, you are either one unlucky cunt or just a pain in the arse!

Hope you called her out on her threat?

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

7 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

You have had some life MAD, you are either one unlucky cunt or just a pain in the arse!

Hope you called her out on her threat?

Let's just say we had a frank discussion about it. I quite like the lassie but this issue with her dogs has been worse than toothache. 

I have tried a number of things to remedy the situation at my in expense (sonic repellers, and use of chemicals (on our side of the fence, of course) but nothing works.

A move to another area is the only option open but quite frankly my home town is a complete shitehole nowadays and a mortgage is not an option, so a move elsewhere is the best bet (Poland is definitely top of the list.)

[Don Fonte]

21 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Let's just say we had a frank discussion about it. I quite like the lassie but this issue with her dogs has been worse than toothache. 

I have tried a number of things to remedy the situation at my in expense (sonic repellers, and use of chemicals (on our side of the fence, of course) but nothing works.

A move to another area is the only option open but quite frankly my home town is a complete shitehole nowadays and a mortgage is not an option, so a move elsewhere is the best bet (Poland is definitely top of the list.)

Rape her.

[Redforever86]

Steal a fishing boat and head for Brazil MAD.

[Redforever86]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Aye ffs MAD , things must be shit if you’re considering a move to Poland. 

What’s that old song again?

the one about being on the train the Poland?

[BrianFaePerth]

5 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

What’s that old song again?

the one about being on the train the Poland?

Auschwitz agadoo?

[BrianFaePerth]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

Midnight van to Glenrothes 

Dayts last known whereabouts. The feds need to realise AK and mobiles don’t mix.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 hour ago, Don Fonte said:

Rape her.

She has let herself go over the years, so it's a no from me I'm afraid.

[Fridge]

8 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

She has let herself go over the years, so it's a no from me I'm afraid.

Rapists can’t be choosers.

 

Oh wait a minute.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Btw MAD, your life sounds terrible 

Life's pretty shite inoo but I always live in hope that it'll get better. I am a fairly positive character and there are plenty of folk worse off than me, whether it be involuntarily or a life choice. That's why I get up in the morning.

Having hope, or a dream, that Aberdeen will win the league again one day and I will meet a lovely curvaceous woman in the future keeps me going??.

[BrianFaePerth]

3 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Having hope, or a dream, that Aberdeen will win the league again one day and I will meet a lovely curvaceous woman in the future keeps me going??.

Onya MAD, the hope part is possible at least.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

57 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Steal a fishing boat and head for Brazil MAD.

Ha ha. I managed to capsize a kayak the once up at Turriff so fuck knows the damage I would caused with a boat min. 

Brazil's nae on the bucket list. However, I will always have respect for the survival skills of the Amazonian tribal people.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Just now, BrianFaePerth said:

Onya MAD, the first is possible at least.

??

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

20 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Rapists can’t be choosers.

 

Oh wait a minute.

...they are very good at hide and seek as well. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

52 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

What’s that old song again?

the one about being on the train the Poland?

Holly Johnson song?

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

A thread about the combination of life, music, and the dreaded virus.

The Rhythm of the Night by Corona aptly combines all three themes together. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

By the way, when are our 650 MPs allowed to return to the House of Commons to represent their constituents legitimately and fairly, and engage in debate and properly hold these odious Tory wankers to account?

Just a thought when crowds are sporadically returning back to sporting arenas, weddings, etc.