Coronavirus

[For Fecks Sake]

2 minutes ago, RedArmyFakshun said:

feel free to elaborate or refute, chiel

He made a bet regarding the Scotland V England game, lost and is making excuses and is not paying up.

[Guest]

15 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

My nephew who's 13 tested positive. Their house had to isolate for 10 days. His younger brother (who's 10) tested positive 7 days into their isolation so the 10 days started again. 4 days in and their dad has tested positive. Clock resets again for another 10 days. Fuck that like. 

Apparently it shouldn't. I'm OK to go back to work now cause my lateral flow is now showing negative. Get them to contact the NHS, they shouldn't have to spend a month isolating.

[RedArmyFakshun]

15 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

He made a bet regarding the Scotland V England game, lost and is making excuses and is not paying up.

you've lost me there, pishflaps.  who made the bet?  was it the dentist?  that cunt needs shot

[RedArmyFakshun]

this scot fed cop shite about coughing in front of a copper is just an update of "the two cop bop"

as described in "being rude and offensive is not a cirme, but.."

https://www.terrafirmachambers.com/articles/Beingrudeandoffensiveisnotacrimeyet.pdf

 

[maryhilldon]

50 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

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?  The world's turned into a Monty Python sketch in the last 18 months.  Bloody ridiculous times to be alive. 

[BrianFaePerth]

3 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

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What about a family with 2 mothers or 2 fathers? Is the covids LGBYQWERTY friendly?

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

5 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

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Looks like an incestuous STD progression chart and shows that child 2 does not represent the rest of his family's values. 

[Poodler]

NHSG do a daily COVID brief, written by a terrified woman who completely buys into the COVID fear. Her fine work often appears in our group chats.

here’s her yesterday comparing working in hospital to the blazing inferno on the sea and the D-Day landings. 
 

they got free takeaway delivered to their work every night for a year and had a reduced workload. Come away!!

 

[Studebaker-90]

What a horrible egotistical piece of shit. I’d imagine a good proportion of NHS staff will genuinely think that comparison is appropriate. 

[Don Fonte]

She needs a good violent shagging iyam.

[Parklife]

It reads like a parody piece. 

[The Boofon]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

 ?That is truly awful. Someone should have a word with her. 

Somebody did a few months back. I got an apology IIRC. 

[sheepcrooky]

Lucky to have her. 

[Joe pike]

Sturgeon and Sridhar shown up as being clueless.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-57742212

[maryhilldon]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Im pretty fucked after my 2nd Pfizer jag . A good sign apparently. ?

Aye,  it's always a good sign when you feel pretty fucked. 

[King Street Loon]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Im pretty fucked after my 2nd Pfizer jag . A good sign apparently. ?

I felt crap on Monday and Tuesday after my second jab of Moderna on Sunday.  Have walked it off though.

[manboobs109]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Im pretty fucked after my 2nd Pfizer jag . A good sign apparently. ?

Aye get a jag that makes you feel like shit to stop you getting a virus that makes you feel like shit.

[maryhilldon]

3 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

@maryhilldon

 

 

4 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

@maryhilldon

 

? 

[maryhilldon]

47 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

You're an anti vaccine type person aren't you....

Confidence in ones immune system to repel a virus that's killed millions  -  very plucky. 

Or fucking mental. 

I still don't know anyone personally that's been  ill with covid.  If it wasn't on the news I wouldn't know it existed. 

[maryhilldon]

1 hour ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Love Craig David. 

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[maryhilldon]

1 hour ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

You're an anti vaccine type person aren't you...

I'm not  'anti vaccine'.  I'm just choosing not to get it.  I don't think I need it. 

[BrianFaePerth]

23 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Cos your immune system was talking to you like - yo brother.  I gots this.

Fair fucks man. 

I personally just lost another brother, my age, to it.

Now. Me, I've taken the cunt.  I got 99 problems but Corona ain't 1.

Stay safe. 

AIDS and related illnesses being those 99?

[alscotoz]

Currently in day 2 of 14 day home quarantine. Not expecting to have to do the full whack. Hopefully released in next 24-48 hours...or not.

[Studebaker-90]

Wrong fred 

[BrianFaePerth]

3 hours ago, alscotoz said:

Currently in day 2 of 14 day home quarantine. Not expecting to have to do the full whack. Hopefully released in next 24-48 hours...or not.

How come?

[alscotoz]

Returned to Victoria from a red zone (Sunshine Coast). Just part of the nonsense that having states creates. When I left Queensland it was essentially a green zone. Queensland entered a 3 day lockdown as I was in the air on my way up there. No hassle for me because went up there to visit my parents (nobody seemed to pay much attention anyway, only really noticed that we couldn't go out for a meal). Came out of lockdown in QLD last Friday but came back here to quarantine (owing to 3 day lockdown). At least we're doing it at home. My son and daughter have had to move out so their lives don't get locked down as well but my youngest has to lockdown with us because he came with us. Supposed to be back at work on Monday but that won't be happening unless something changes. Like I said I expect it will be lifted in the next couple of days...could have been worse, I could have been in Sydney.

[BrianFaePerth]

3 minutes ago, alscotoz said:

Returned to Victoria from a red zone (Sunshine Coast). Just part of the nonsense that having states creates. When I left Queensland it was essentially a green zone. Queensland entered a 3 day lockdown as I was in the air on my way up there. No hassle for me because went up there to visit my parents (nobody seemed to pay much attention anyway, only really noticed that we couldn't go out for a meal). Came out of lockdown in QLD last Friday but came back here to quarantine (owing to 3 day lockdown). At least we're doing it at home. My son and daughter have had to move out so their lives don't get locked down as well but my youngest has to lockdown with us because he came with us. Supposed to be back at work on Monday but that won't be happening unless something changes. Like I said I expect it will be lifted in the next couple of days...could have been worse, I could have been in Sydney.

A load of shite really but like you say it could be worse.

[Fridge]

4 hours ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Wrong fred 

Loved Deeply Dippy

[Parklife]

England saying double vaccinated people arriving back from amber list countries won't have to isolate. 

[Bluto10]

13 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

You're an anti vaccine type person aren't you....

reckon MHD gets the winter flu jab (massive LOL)

old bugger that he is