Parklife Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 17 hours ago, For Fecks Sake said: Trust me if it was not for Mrs FFS being an avid cyclist (and having as ace arse, especially when covered in lycra) I would not be doing this! post a pic 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 16 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: Fair play. 16 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: Fair play. The incline going up the cairn o mount is incredible - you’ll see it on YouTube . I’ve always cycled it from the Banchory side (easy) and take the plaudits for the steep side/ suckers I’ve had a long running theory that when I see men in Lycra, I suspect their wives are at home getting pummelled by a real man. Can’t be taken seriously in Lycra Love being on the pusher though Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 2 minutes ago, Poodler said: The incline going up the cairn o mount is incredible Drove up it last week. Piece of piss. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 Was in Tomintoul a few years back. It was like arriving in the 1980s Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 11 minutes ago, milne_afc said: Drove up it last week. Piece of piss. Drove down it. Even easier. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted July 26, 2022 Author Share Posted July 26, 2022 1 hour ago, Poodler said: The incline going up the cairn o mount is incredible - you’ll see it on YouTube . I’ve always cycled it from the Banchory side (easy) and take the plaudits for the steep side/ suckers I’ve had a long running theory that when I see men in Lycra, I suspect their wives are at home getting pummelled by a real man. Can’t be taken seriously in Lycra Love being on the pusher though Which is why I would never ever EVER wear lycra! Padded shorts are a must like even if they do feel like you have shit yourself when walking around! Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 36 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said: Which is why I would never ever EVER wear lycra! Padded shorts are a must like even if they do feel like you have shit yourself when walking around! Love that wee bear from Peru. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted July 26, 2022 Author Share Posted July 26, 2022 Just now, Beachend Bootboy said: Love that wee bear from Peru. Come on, it should at least be close but that's nowhere near it! Link to comment
styrofoamplates Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 6 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said: Come on, it should at least be close but that's nowhere near it! Loved Roy Walker on Catchphrase! 1 Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 8 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said: Come on, it should at least be close but that's nowhere near it! Aye, it was admittedly a bit pish like. Bet you smiled tho. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted July 26, 2022 Author Share Posted July 26, 2022 24 minutes ago, styrofoamplates said: Loved Roy Walker on Catchphrase! That's the way to do it (fucking hate punch and judy like) Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted July 26, 2022 Author Share Posted July 26, 2022 23 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Aye, it was admittedly a bit pish like. Bet you smiled tho. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 22 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said: Miserable cunt ? Am ganna tan yer hoose fan yer snappin' yer poopin' string gan up i Lecht. Might shite in yer kettle inna'. Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 wit aboot bluto10: the movie...sterts aff sittin oan ez bench bevvyin then gings up tae sit in the utility rim 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 Better than watching some sad old cunt with golf gloves and a poke on his face desperately using the search function on the hat. 2 Link to comment
sigh Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 22 hours ago, For Fecks Sake said: I am - cycling to Aviemore via Stoney \ Ballater \ Lecht \ Tomintoul \ Granton on Spey. Night recovering then back home. Done the 3pistes a few times now, from Pitlochry up to Glenshee, down to Breamar then up to the Lecht before topping out at Cairngorm - fair amount of climbing on it but a good day in the saddle Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 14 hours ago, Studebaker-90 said: Categorically untrue Going by my own experience maybe not in the mood and seeing the weather not being favourable with wind and rain . Once out you can just get going Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 Off to a medical appointment to have technical stuff shoved where the sun don't shine. Just another day?? Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 26 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: shoved where the sun don't shine. Your feet? #lardass Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 Just now, milne_afc said: Your feet? #lardass Ha ha. I wish. Prick?? Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 1 minute ago, Bad_Mobby said: Cock? You guessed. A technical cock. Aye.? Link to comment
sheepcrooky Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 40 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Off to a medical appointment to have technical stuff shoved where the sun don't shine. Just another day?? UTA Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 6 minutes ago, sheepcrooky said: UTA Oh yeah ?????? Link to comment
sheepcrooky Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 3 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Oh yeah ?????? I’ve had one of those colonoscopy jobs before at Albyn. Woke up near the end and seen my insides on the bud TV screen. Quite interesting. Don’t fancy a camera up my Japs eye though. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 11 minutes ago, sheepcrooky said: I’ve had one of those colonoscopy jobs before at Albyn. Woke up near the end and seen my insides on the bud TV screen. Quite interesting. Don’t fancy a camera up my Japs eye though. Aye, had one a few weeks ago at ARI when I was in for a few days and remember seein' the screen. Wasn't knocked out but sedated. Canna mind a whole lot about it like. Apparently Fentanyl is in the mix. Had the Japs eye thing when I had kidney stones ops last year. Nae sedation for the second of two ops and nae very funny I can tell yeh. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 5 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: “ dr we have a patient requesting that the camera be thicker and if possible ‘ribbed’.” To get it removed. Most embarrassin'.? I slipped on the wet floor. Honest Doc. Can yeh take the golf ball out as well please.?? Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 4 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: And black Racist. Link to comment
sigh Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 4 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Aye, had one a few weeks ago at ARI when I was in for a few days and remember seein' the screen. Wasn't knocked out but sedated. Canna mind a whole lot about it like. Apparently Fentanyl is in the mix. Had the Japs eye thing when I had kidney stones ops last year. Nae sedation for the second of two ops and nae very funny I can tell yeh. Sounds like you've had things stuffed in every orifice, you like that sort of stuff? Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 Just now, Sooper-hanz said: All the best,by the way . ? Cheers min. A wee bit nervous aboot the procedure but nae overly. It's what they might find that's a bit intimidatin'. Hopefully nowt serious like. Link to comment
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