Poodler Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 I Ken the boy that does that procedure He’s a massive homosexual Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 4 minutes ago, sigh said: Sounds like you've had things stuffed in every orifice, you like that sort of stuff? I'd prefer if it didn't have to be done like. Link to comment
sigh Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 1 minute ago, Beachend Bootboy said: I'd prefer if it didn't have to be done like. Just go, relax and enjoy it - hopefully nothing serious Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 3 minutes ago, Poodler said: I Ken the boy that does that procedure He’s a massive homosexual Typically when gettin' yer arse, balls or cock medically fucked aboot wi, it's always fuckin' wimmin. Even more embarrassin' when the button mushroom retracts further in a flight of nerves and shame. I'm awa ti slam it in the wardrobe door a few times ti see if I can pump a bit o' life in ti the fuckin' thing? 1 Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 3 minutes ago, sigh said: Just go, relax and enjoy it - hopefully nothing serious Cheers. I mare lookin' forward to somethin' to fuckin' eat after. Hinna his a meal since Monday tea time and been on atomic laxatives since yesterday (and by fuck they work). Good for the weight loss tho.? Link to comment
Parklife Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 8 minutes ago, Poodler said: I Ken the boy that does that procedure He’s a massive homosexual I'm sure these two things are totally coincidental. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 Just now, Sooper-hanz said: What position are you in to get that done ? On your front , your side or on your back with your legs pulled up with your arms underneath your knees looking like a big roast turkey? That’s what would concern me the most. Lying like that and a squad of student Drs coming in to observe. The last one, well I had three examinations, finger, enema and then the camera, were all on me side, knees up. Best way, then they canna see me wee stroopie, which by this time will have retracted in ti my groin. Fuckin clitman. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 9 minutes ago, Poodler said: I Ken the boy that does that procedure He’s a massive homosexual Is he any good at football? Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 Just now, Sooper-hanz said: Making eye contact with the dude the moment his finger goes up your pooper would be a life changing moment I reckon. Like I said, it's all fuckin' wimmin. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 You going to wear something special for the occasion? Sounds like you’re well practiced at this routine. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 1 minute ago, milne_afc said: You going to wear something special for the occasion? Sounds like you’re well practiced at this routine. Leather chapps, nae drarrs. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 Just now, Sooper-hanz said: Ach well Right, I'm a wa ti wash me hoop and get goin'. Laterzzzzzz. Link to comment
sheepcrooky Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 39 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Cheers. I mare lookin' forward to somethin' to fuckin' eat after. Hinna his a meal since Monday tea time and been on atomic laxatives since yesterday (and by fuck they work). Good for the weight loss tho.? Paraxol or something like that. I had them the day before my colonoscopy. Fuck me, they worked. Went through 9 bog rolls that day. Hope you get a wifey for the procedure (or a bloke if you like that sort of thing). 1 Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 4 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said: And black Bedside cabinets choc a block o em ??? Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 Work (from home) Met a potential employee for a chat at Starbucks. Green Tea for me (healthkick so nae coffee just now) Work (from home) Wee circuits workout at home, followed by lunch Work (from home) Take bairn swimming Supper Finish Manifest season 3. Bed Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 4 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Right, I'm a wa ti wash me hoop and get goin'. Laterzzzzzz. All passed without incident. Quite pleasurable actually. Main thing there's no signs of poliyps, growths or cancer. Which may disappoint some of you lot but I'm mega relieved.? 1 Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 44 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said: Work (from home) Met a potential employee for a chat at Starbucks. Green Tea for me (healthkick so nae coffee just now) Work (from home) Wee circuits workout at home, followed by lunch Work (from home) Take bairn swimming Supper Finish Manifest season 3. Bed All that waffle for the "potential employee “ bit. Climbing the corporate ladder to the ringpeice of success. Bloody good on you. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 2 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: All that waffle for the "potential employee “ bit. Climbing the corporate ladder to the ringpeice of success. Bloody good on you. Knew it wouldnt take you long pally. Keep being you. Cha ching. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 2 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said: Knew it wouldnt take you long pally. Keep being you. Cha ching. Ooh you really showed me. Big win. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 Just now, cheesepipes said: Ooh you really showed me. Big win. Stick in billy big balls. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 46 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: All passed without incident. Quite pleasurable actually. Did you get his number? Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 10 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Did you get his number? Of course. Does house visits in his spare time too. Link to comment
Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted July 27, 2022 Site Sponsor Share Posted July 27, 2022 1 hour ago, Beachend Bootboy said: All passed without incident. Quite pleasurable actually. Main thing there's no signs of poliyps, growths or cancer. Which may disappoint some of you lot but I'm mega relieved.? Being the appropriate phrase after scarfing all those laxatives... Good to hear that nothing sinister going on up yer jacksy though BB? Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 21 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Good stuff. A weight off your mind I’m sure ? Aye min. Pretty happy with the outcome. Worth the sufferin' for the peace of mind. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 3 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Curry the night, BB min? Chinky. ???? Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 15 minutes ago, Dom Sullivan said: Being the appropriate phrase after scarfing all those laxatives... Good to hear that nothing sinister going on up yer jacksy though BB? Thanks Dom. That's appreciated ? Link to comment
Kilgore Trout Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 4 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said: All passed without incident. Quite pleasurable actually. Main thing there's no signs of poliyps, growths or cancer. Which may disappoint some of you lot but I'm mega relieved.? Genuinely I’m pleased you got through that without any issues. Unlike you I don’t wish death on random people I have never met . Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 24 minutes ago, Kilgore Trout said: Genuinely I’m pleased you got through that without any issues. Unlike you I don’t wish death on random people I have never met . ....but you'll kick fuck out of me if you do? I don't think I've wished death on anyone on here have I? Nae even Consi albeit he's wished me dead a few times. Listen, thanks for the good wishes. I appreciate them. Cheers? Link to comment
Kilgore Trout Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 2 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: ....but you'll kick fuck out of me if you do? Listen, thanks for the good wishes. I appreciate them. Cheers? Very happy you have had the all clear as did my old boy yesterday you auld coont ? Link to comment
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