Bluto10 Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 Jobsworths.Woman in Co-op threatened to phone the dibble today over me taking my bike into the store at 6am and the argument escalated. Prove I'm not allowed my bike in here. fud.You. Are. Mental. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 Do your shopping online. Going to the supermarket is for peasants.Shopping is for minks. Cunts who fly to NYC for shopping. Yeah, cause there's nothing better there. Thick as pig shit minks. Link to comment
donsdaft Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 Bluto min, I tend to agree with you. Food shopping is a bitty different though. The supermarkets won the war in the UK years ago, there's nowhere else to go. As for the consumer junkies...fuck them. Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 You. Are. Mental.And you are alone. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 And you are alone.Correct. Give yourself a facial. For the next couple of hours I am. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 Do your shopping online. Going to the supermarket is for peasants.Fuck that, I'm not letting some fud choose my food, then give me an 'alternative' to something that's out of stock Link to comment
BWG Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 Fuck that, I'm not letting some fud choose my food, then give me an 'alternative' to something that's out of stockFit the fuck is a Wookie buying from Asda anyway? Chewing tobacco? Link to comment
Jigot Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 Jobsworths. Woman in Co-op threatened to phone the dibble today over me taking my bike into the store at 6am and the argument escalated. Prove I'm not allowed my bike in here. fud.You're lucky, the lazy bastards dinnae open oor copie tae 7 and even then then there's nae cunt on the till because they're all oot the back door, having the first, of whit must be, hunners o' fags, of their working day Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Fit the fuck is a Wookie buying from Asda anyway? Chewing tobacco?How did you know it was Asda? You been following me round Leith again?? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Fit the fuck is a Wookie buying from Asda anyway? Chewing tobacco? It used to be small wookie burgers but he always finds them a little chewy. 2 Link to comment
daytripping Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Grown men with collars up on a polo shirt, you're nae fucking Elvis, it isn't a cool look you fermer dweebs, it's what 15 year olds do at school. I mentioned elsewhere but half and half scarfs, just fuck off and die. 1 2 Link to comment
Quagmire Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Comments on the Evening Express FB page, "Oh, look Chez, Aberdeen are doing flights to Marbs, when we booking xxx", "Lana this was the restaurant we ate in last week bbz xx" Die. Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 When folk say 'you've had enough' I'll decide. Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 When folk say 'you've had enough' I'll decide.When folk drink whiskey and canna handle it say I'll decide when Iv had enough.... 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 When folk drink whiskey and canna handle it say I'll decide when Iv had enough....I handle it fine. you should try it, it might put some hairs on your chest Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Fucking snapchat!!!come on then gee me your reasons for hating snap chat? Link to comment
ebbe Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Snap chat is balls like, one momentary lapse in concentration in the company of poltises can lead to a world of trouble. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 come on then gee me your reasons for hating snap chat?It's shite Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 Sorry, unless taking a selfie and giving yourself rainbow vomit, dog ears and a cartoon tongue or flowers and a photoshopped looking face are your thing..........which makes you a cunt. Just my own personal viewpoint Link to comment
Dynamo Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 Chewie has snapchat. How can you get annoyed at it otherwise. Link to comment
HairyPie Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 Its for teenage girls, queers and Scandinavians.I'll cross that one off the list too then! Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 Folk that flash their lights behind you letting you know when they think it's acceptable to overtake the slow cunt in front. I'll decide, and prolong it to annoy you :D Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 Folk that hold parking spots in public car parks Link to comment
Dynamo Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 This thread should just say People.We hate people. They're cunts. 1 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 Tractors, no danger they should be allowed on the road. Fucking loads of them round my way. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 Dogs on (busy) beaches. I don't want your stinking wet dog near me and my food, now fuck off. 2 Link to comment
Pudgie Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 Dogs on (busy) beaches. I don't want your stinking wet dog near me and my food, now fuck off.People that moan about dogs in public spaces. 5 1 Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 There's. Reason dogs are normally banned on beaches at certain times of the year pudg min. No other cunt want them there except their owner Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 Nothing wrong with dogs. But saw them out of control annoying folk the other day.Folk eating food, folk with little children.And the dogs steamin in, shaking off its water and chucking up sand.Why would you as an owner think other folk want your dog doing that?? Keep them on a lead, unless it's mid winter. Link to comment
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