Fridge Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 3 hours ago, styrofoamplates said: Always thought Desmond's was ahead of it's time. Was fucking ace, still remember a line which I sometimes still use (loser that that I am) when he was in shit on the phone and his bird said who was on the phone? Me. Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 3 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said: Thing is buc, no right thinking person objects to a diversity of people on their screens as long as it’s in some proportion to what they see outside their door There seems an obsession with black people in media. Not Chinese, not Indian, not anyone else, just black. It actually seems like it’s starting to build resentment towards them, which when you consider the whole world seems to be doing it at the same time, makes you wonder if there’s some sort of plan. You may have a point Brian. I will give your post some thought and take on board with what you have said. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 3 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said: Thing is buc, no right thinking person objects to a diversity of people on their screens as long as it’s in some proportion to what they see outside their door There seems an obsession with black people in media. Not Chinese, not Indian, not anyone else, just black. It actually seems like it’s starting to build resentment towards them, which when you consider the whole world seems to be doing it at the same time, makes you wonder if there’s some sort of plan. Of course there's a plan. To eliminate whitey.🤫 1 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 1 hour ago, Beachend Bootboy said: ....and Love Thy Neighbour 😯 ....and In Sickness and In Health.👍 Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 10 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: ....and In Sickness and In Health.👍 Til Death Us Do Part was better tho. Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 6 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: What are you driving,Fridge? I’ll guess some sort of high performance,fanny magnet? Fiat 500 cock magnet @Poodler? 1 Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 8 hours ago, styrofoamplates said: In what order would you choose those three Betty? Downs, flaky, fat/black. I've an accute sense of smell. Link to comment
Hoofball Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 1 hour ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Of course there's a plan. To eliminate whitey.🤫 She’s been dead for years Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 28 minutes ago, Hoofball said: She’s been dead for years True🤣 Link to comment
Parklife Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 56 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said: Fiat 500 cock magnet @Poodler? A borrowed fiat 500. Masculine. Link to comment
Ohjimmyjimmy Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 10 hours ago, Betty Swallicks said: Wifies deodorant/body spray adverts now. No more tidy birds. A current advert has a big fat black lassie (in a gym), a lassie with a skin condition (gadz) and a quine with Down Syndrome. Beat, bang, marry? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 Not a fan of eavesdropping. Table next to us definitely just heard me say my favorite Spice Girl was Baby because I'm a pedo. Mind your business, next table over. 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 23 minutes ago, Ke1t said: Not a fan of eavesdropping. Table next to us definitely just heard me say my favorite Spice Girl was Baby because I'm a pedo. Mind your business, next table over. Can’t say your admission has come as a surprise. At least the authorities know what your lair in the woods is for now. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 'Mac 'n cheese.' Does my fuckin' napper in. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 2 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: 'Mac 'n cheese.' Does my fuckin' napper in. Is ketchup on mac 'n cheese acceptable? A question for the ages. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 19 minutes ago, RAZOR said: Is ketchup on mac 'n cheese acceptable? A question for the ages. It's acceptible but I don't. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 22 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: 'Mac 'n cheese.' Does my fuckin' napper in. Maybe I was too cryptic. I don't hate macaroni and cheese (had it tonight with chorizo mixed through it). I fuckin' hate the term 'mac 'n cheese' hence I put it in inverted commas. Fuckin' loada fuckin' Yank pish spik that seems to be normalised over here now. Fuck off!!!! Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 37 minutes ago, RAZOR said: Is ketchup on mac 'n cheese acceptable? A question for the ages. I have a good dollop o ketchup and another o broon sass...mintal I am! Link to comment
Ten Caat Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 Schwartz Crushed Chillies on mine Link to comment
RAZOR Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 45 minutes ago, chief_wiggum said: I have a good dollop o ketchup and another o broon sass...mintal I am! Oft. Broon sass is a game changer. Not tried that before. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 Sweet Baby Ray's Chipotle BBQ Sauce on Mac and Cheese. Or anything else, for that matter. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 11 minutes ago, Ke1t said: Sweet Baby Ray's Chipotle BBQ Sauce on Mac and Cheese. Or anything else, for that matter. See? It's a fuckin' wank Yank term. Link to comment
styrofoamplates Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 36 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: See? It's a fuckin' wank Yank term. Yank term? Like Motorhome? When the proper Scottish term is caravan? Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 3 minutes ago, styrofoamplates said: Yank term? Like Motorhome? When the proper Scottish term is caravan? Nope. Yanks call Motorhomes RV's (recreational vehicle). Motorhomes are not caravans, completely different nor are they campervans. Link to comment
Parklife Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 Just now, Beachend Bootboy said: Nope. Yanks call Motorhomes RV's (recreational vehicle). Motorhomes are not caravans, completely different nor are they campervans. You're like Hyacinth Bucket. Link to comment
styrofoamplates Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 1 minute ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Nope. Yanks call Motorhomes RV's (recreational vehicle). Motorhomes are not caravans, completely different nor are they campervans. But your are all in caravan club? So basically a caravan? Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 1 minute ago, Parklife said: You're like Hyacinth Bucket. Cheers. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 1 minute ago, styrofoamplates said: But your are all in caravan club? So basically a caravan? No I'm not. You've been schooled. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 33 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: See? It's a fuckin' wank Yank term. America's a place of extremes. Some stuff's extremely good, some stuff's extremely bad. Calling macaroni and cheese 'Mac and cheese' probably isn't one of the worst things America does. See, the problem with being mad at 'Mac and cheese' is that you've nowhere to escalate to when America does do some extremely bad shit. For example... Rando: "Fucking Hell! The Yanks just started a fucking world War with the fucking Russians in Ukraine!" BEBB: "Aye, well I was already mad at the cunts o'er this hale fuckin' 'Mac and Cheese' thing, so I'm neither up nor doon aboot 'at." All I'm saying is leave yourself a bit of wiggle room,eh? 3 Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 2 minutes ago, styrofoamplates said: But your are all in caravan club? So basically a caravan? In addition the full title is The Caravan and Motorhome Club. Look it up if you like or don't if you don't. Link to comment
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