Coronavirus

[Fridge]

7 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Do you know Fridgo, me old chum, that it’s been proven that trying to ‘multi task’ is a waste of time and  very inefficient. 

 

7 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Do you know Fridgo, me old chum, that it’s been proven that trying to ‘multi task’ is a waste of time and  very inefficient. 

Well I’m afraid I don’t have enough time in the day to do anything than otherwise! ?

[Dons79]

13 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Do you know Fridgo, me old chum, that it’s been proven that trying to ‘multi task’ is a waste of time and  very inefficient. 

Tell that to a chef?, if that was the case your peppercorn chicken roulade, rolled in bacon, stuffed with haggis, served with fondant potato and a side of asparagus!, would be a plate with asparagus on it!.

some jobs necessitate multi tasking to be able to function as a business. Only inefficient if your shite at multi tasking!

[Guest milne_afc]

Cooking is a single task you fucking blurt

[Betty Swallicks]

27 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Do you know Fridgo, me old chum, that it’s been proven that trying to ‘multi task’ is a waste of time and  very inefficient. 

Nae so sure aboot that. Joseph Fritzl was a multi tasking master and it served him well most of his life.

[manboobs109]

4 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said:

Nae so sure aboot that. Joseph Fritzl was a multi tasking master and it served him well most of his life.

How do you ken?

[Don Fonte]

21 minutes ago, Dons79 said:

Tell that to a chef?, if that was the case your peppercorn chicken roulade, rolled in bacon, stuffed with haggis, served with fondant potato and a side of asparagus!, would be a plate with asparagus on it!.

some jobs necessitate multi tasking to be able to function as a business. Only inefficient if your shite at multi tasking!

Are you a chef? You should have mentioned it before now.

[Bluto10]

3 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

I find it incredible that Fridge has achieved so much in life. 

I find it incredible that you find fridges achievements incredible 

 

 

 

 

nae offense fridge

[Ramandu]

What are fridge's achievements? 

[manboobs109]

10 minutes ago, Ramandu said:

What are fridge's achievements? 

Second Toughest in the Infants

[maryhilldon]

3 hours ago, Bluto10 said:

I find it incredible that you find fridges achievements incredible 

 

 

 

 

nae offense fridge

He never clarified what his achievements were when I asked. 

[Howard Marks]

There's a rush home from Mexico!

Because Covid only comes in to play there after Sunday.

[Redforever86]

Fridge knows what happened to Shergar.

[maryhilldon]

Fridge covertly walked on the moon. He won't confirm nor deny. 

[maryhilldon]

24 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Fridge was the first bloke on his street to drill a hole in a pineapple and fuck it. 

That might have been me actually. 

[For Fecks Sake]

Fridge doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

Fridge can hear sign language.

Fridge makes onions cry.

[Redforever86]

Fridge was the first man to wank off by the Dalai Lama. 

[Guest milne_afc]

Fridge knows that the Chuck Norris joke formula is fucking rubbish.

[redstrummer]

18 hours ago, Fridge said:

Nae entirely sure but maybe because  the second one is essentially a booster to the first and I assume they are actually exposing you to a small dose of the virus and if they give you too much at the same time you would essentially get it  rather than just build some immunity.

Purely guessing though I have no evidence to back this up, Sure somebody will know if I’m speaking pish

it's not a small dose of the virus 

[For Fecks Sake]

1 hour ago, milne_afc said:

Fridge knows that the Chuck Norris joke formula is fucking rubbish.

Bet you wouldn't say that to Chuck's face!

[Fridge]

11 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

It is . It’s like the AIDS vaccine. They give you a bit of AIDS first then your body goes ‘ uh oh, AIDS?!’ and works out a way to fight AIDS. 
 

AIDS

Best way to fight AIDS is to stop sharing needles or shagging men Hanzoid 

[For Fecks Sake]

6 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Some terrible acting from supposed covid “victims” on CNN, BBC and Sky News today 

Almost as bad the prick that the BBC News interviewed yesterday who had just arrived in Mexico and was bleating about having to head home in order to beat the Sunday deadline as he "could not afford to take the time off work or extra expense incurred" if they had to isolate.

Then goes on to say how they had flow Business BA and the holiday had cost them £8k.

Tube.

[Fridge]

2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Yeah? 

Yeah

[Redforever86]

"Future Plans

We anticipate that it may be necessary to keep some mitigating measures in place until early 2022, in order to help manage the increased pressure the NHS will face over the winter period. However we will continue to review the position every 3 weeks to ensure any measures remain necessary and proportionate."

_{Masks until next year lol.} 

[Zeus]

Here to stay. 

Columbian variant now. 

Anti vaccine folk dropping deid daily

 

 

 

 

 

Lol

 

[NEM]

13 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Here to stay. 

Columbian variant now. 

Anti vaccine folk dropping deid daily

 

 

 

 

 

Lol

 

Already had the old Columbian cold a few times.  Bolivian flu as well

[Ke1t]

1 hour ago, Zeus said:

Here to stay. 

Columbian variant now. 

Anti vaccine folk dropping deid daily

 

 

 

 

 

Lol

 

Hate seeing kids suffering through this, but to laugh at adults who are actually DYING from Covid because they think it's a hoax... acceptable.

Fuck those dumb cunts.

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[Parklife]

2 hours ago, Zeus said:

Here to stay. 

Columbian variant now. 

Anti vaccine folk dropping deid daily

 

 

 

 

 

Lol

 

Oh, hi Margaret. There you are. How's Sandra these days? 

[Zeus]

8 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Oh, hi Margaret. There you are. How's Sandra these days? 

Sharap yi skinny ginger beaut ?

[Parklife]

8 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Sharap yi skinny ginger beaut ?

Ginger? Skinny? Wrong spy man. 

[Zeus]

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Was said in jest. As was my Sandra/ Karen / Margaret post