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BrianFaePerth
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😂 Useless fuckin arsehole

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Shame. My heart bleeds. Away and greet to your elitist fan club (sorry, clique) members. There must be, at the very least, 12 members of the elite on here.  I'm sure all of them will provide

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What's on the agenda the night son - prank calling gym teachers you're jealous of?

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8 hours ago, Dad said:

So here it is - the one that basks in the light the new season brings, aiming to light pish up with a sizeable lump of cash to raise the delight to the highest of levels:

It's DWT167

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DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds
ABERDEEN 🔴🟢🔴🟡🔴 livingston 🔴🟡🟢🔴🔴 15:00 GMT 13/10
HUDDERSFIELD TOWN 🟢🟢🟢🟡🔴 plymouth argyle 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 15:00 GMT 9/4
FOREST GREEN 🔴🔴🔴🟡🔴 salford city 🔴🟢🔴🟢🟢 15:00 GMT 19/10

20.68/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎

Over 11’s last week; over 20's this week - a hike up sure, which maybes seems a smidge dangerous given the failings of the past three... but seeing as how we got fuck all from summat priced at just below 12's, the predictability of shite fair goes out the window, depending on how cunts feel at the start of a season. Henceforth grabbing the iron whilst hot sure... form no present to rely on - you're going on feel mostly - and for sure, Dad Feels Good 😎

DWT167 - The Doubles

DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds
A ABERDEEN HUDDERSFIELD TOWN 6.48/1
B ABERDEEN FOREST GREEN 4.17/1
C HUDDERSFIELD TOWN FOREST GREEN 8.43/1
 

ABERDEEN - obviously 😎. Dad has high, high fucking hopes for the Dons this season; the buzz about the place is as off the page as one can remember... and no just because Dad himself is having a terrific fucking time ✌️. The calibre of player arriving through the doors is properly mouthwatering - heroes a-fucking-plenty 🙌. A terrific record at livi the Dons have over the past several - and based on us being ace and they being pish, three points seems inevitable 🤘 - see yous at Hampden 😎

HUDDERSFIELD TOWN up next - caught the eye somewhat at the price they were, which has gone ever further out since Dad committed - hoo mama. Ended the season last in fine fettle, which forms the foundation of the surprise Dad has at the wideness of the odds... 3 wins and a draw formed the final four fixtures, as they stormed up and out of the relegation spots. Sure sure - many have high hopes for plymouth after last seasons heroics... but the step up to the Championship isnae a toddler-sized one - and Dad has that sense that they're in for a rude awakening the day 🤘

FOREST GREEN round the trio off - back where they once were, after a tough first time in League One... will be a measure of them how they recover this term. Seems to Dad, there's an acceptance of pish being topsy turvy - especially given the rapidity of their ascent: appreciation for the volatility of progression is likely further forward in their minds, owing to the general sense of progression there is as a whole at the club... still a newborn babe in terms of their formation and history. They've cut their teeth and will be eager for more, is Dads Surmising... a tough gig against salford maybes - but at home and a point to prove: smells like a 2-0 to Dad 👍

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1 hour ago, Awayfromhomered said:

No apologies needed, didn't exactly go to plan this time...next week will be a different matter!  :trophy:

 

That's the spirit son - I'll have sussed it out by next satday probably 😎 

Here poodler, Bri, etcetcetcetc - take notes: this is how DWT is supposed to be enjoyed, yous miserable fucks ^ 

 

It's this constant barbed acidity that drags the love and hope out of the magic - tune in turn over or fuck off, or whatever yon saying is 🖕

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1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Eh do enjoy the DWT. Just not the way you’d like.

Ach here Bri - whatever joy you get from it, that's fine by Dad 👍 

A huge prize on offer for DWT200, which one'll scoop and wipe away all previous misgivings probably 👍

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So here it is - the one that feels the flow of early season hath been sussed and as such, money in inevitably going to be chucked at Dad in its droves:

It's DWT168

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DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds
BLACKBURN ROVERS 🟢🟢🟡🔴🟡 rotherham united 🔴🟡🟢🔴🔴 15:00 GMT 11/8
PORTSMOUTH🟡🟡🟡🟢🟡 leyton orient🔴🟡🔴🟢🟢 15:00 GMT 11/8
READING 🔴🔴🟡🔴🟡 port vale 🔴🔴🔴🟢🔴 15:00 GMT 7/4

14.51/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎

Over 20’s last week; over 14's this week - yon boot to the bollocks there last week told Dad, 'Get conservative' - so Dad feels that he bloody well has ✌️. Sure sure - a trio of away games... but look at the foes - a pile of steaming shite if e'er there was one - and with that, winnable games without doubt for our Heroes. Alls Dad is asking, is get on it early - at the very least let Dad claim back a bit of covering cash afore settling in for the possibly maybes. Help Dad you cunts - come on now 🤘

DWT168 - The Doubles

DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds
A BLACKBURN ROVERS PORTSMOUTH 4.64/1
B BLACKBURN ROVERS READING 5.53/1
C PORTSMOUTH READING 5.53/1
 

BLACKBURN ROVERS begin the action then - a team who rightly start as one of those tipped for joy come season end. Losing yon talisman Brereton Diaz striker was a bit of a blow sure... but no the end of the world - and certainly no enough to turn them to mush. A terrific opening weekend win o'er WBA has them up and away - mind they started the season fucking terrifically last season - and given its perennial pile of shite rotherham whom they face today, the belief that'll continue courses through the brainwaves 👍

PORTSMOUTH next - Dad's Top Tip for League One Title Claimage 🙌. Stuttered out the blocks there last week - but for sure, resolve was exemplified with an equaliser deep into injury time, to clinch a wee point 🤘. There's a panache in the way shite is approached sure - and to Dads Eyes, only a matter of time until the dominant possession-based wonders translate into clean sheets and plenty goals... much like Ipswich managed there last season. Freshly promoted leyton orient will find it tough this year... and for sure - cunts like Portsmouth will be the ones they'll dread the most. No fucking wonder ✌️

READING then - no doubt, has been a tough fucking time for them o'er the last good few months... ah no. Still - a terrific confidence-boosting win in the cup o'er Millwall there through the week... 4-nil by fuck -off the page. Just the dab for getting themselves in the frame of mind to overcome port vale, recently cunted 7-0 by Barnsley. Would prove to be their first league win since the first week of March... tis due by fuck - hoo mama 🫶

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6 hours ago, Dad said:

So here it is - the one that feels the flow of early season hath been sussed and as such, money in inevitably going to be chucked at Dad in its droves:

It's DWT168

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DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds
BLACKBURN ROVERS 🟢🟢🟡🔴🟡 rotherham united 🔴🟡🟢🔴🔴 15:00 GMT 11/8
PORTSMOUTH🟡🟡🟡🟢🟡 leyton orient🔴🟡🔴🟢🟢 15:00 GMT 11/8
READING 🔴🔴🟡🔴🟡 port vale 🔴🔴🔴🟢🔴 15:00 GMT 7/4

14.51/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎

Over 20’s last week; over 14's this week - yon boot to the bollocks there last week told Dad, 'Get conservative' - so Dad feels that he bloody well has ✌️. Sure sure - a trio of away games... but look at the foes - a pile of steaming shite if e'er there was one - and with that, winnable games without doubt for our Heroes. Alls Dad is asking, is get on it early - at the very least let Dad claim back a bit of covering cash afore settling in for the possibly maybes. Help Dad you cunts - come on now 🤘

DWT168 - The Doubles

DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds
A BLACKBURN ROVERS PORTSMOUTH 4.64/1
B BLACKBURN ROVERS READING 5.53/1
C PORTSMOUTH READING 5.53/1
 

BLACKBURN ROVERS begin the action then - a team who rightly start as one of those tipped for joy come season end. Losing yon talisman Brereton Diaz striker was a bit of a blow sure... but no the end of the world - and certainly no enough to turn them to mush. A terrific opening weekend win o'er WBA has them up and away - mind they started the season fucking terrifically last season - and given its perennial pile of shite rotherham whom they face today, the belief that'll continue courses through the brainwaves 👍

PORTSMOUTH next - Dad's Top Tip for League One Title Claimage 🙌. Stuttered out the blocks there last week - but for sure, resolve was exemplified with an equaliser deep into injury time, to clinch a wee point 🤘. There's a panache in the way shite is approached sure - and to Dads Eyes, only a matter of time until the dominant possession-based wonders translate into clean sheets and plenty goals... much like Ipswich managed there last season. Freshly promoted leyton orient will find it tough this year... and for sure - cunts like Portsmouth will be the ones they'll dread the most. No fucking wonder ✌️

READING then - no doubt, has been a tough fucking time for them o'er the last good few months... ah no. Still - a terrific confidence-boosting win in the cup o'er Millwall there through the week... 4-nil by fuck -off the page. Just the dab for getting themselves in the frame of mind to overcome port vale, recently cunted 7-0 by Barnsley. Would prove to be their first league win since the first week of March... tis due by fuck - hoo mama 🫶

In!..🤞

 

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6 hours ago, Dad said:

So here it is - the one that feels the flow of early season hath been sussed and as such, money in inevitably going to be chucked at Dad in its droves:

It's DWT168

giphy.gif

DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds
BLACKBURN ROVERS 🟢🟢🟡🔴🟡 rotherham united 🔴🟡🟢🔴🔴 15:00 GMT 11/8
PORTSMOUTH🟡🟡🟡🟢🟡 leyton orient🔴🟡🔴🟢🟢 15:00 GMT 11/8
READING 🔴🔴🟡🔴🟡 port vale 🔴🔴🔴🟢🔴 15:00 GMT 7/4

14.51/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎

Over 20’s last week; over 14's this week - yon boot to the bollocks there last week told Dad, 'Get conservative' - so Dad feels that he bloody well has ✌️. Sure sure - a trio of away games... but look at the foes - a pile of steaming shite if e'er there was one - and with that, winnable games without doubt for our Heroes. Alls Dad is asking, is get on it early - at the very least let Dad claim back a bit of covering cash afore settling in for the possibly maybes. Help Dad you cunts - come on now 🤘

DWT168 - The Doubles

DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds
A BLACKBURN ROVERS PORTSMOUTH 4.64/1
B BLACKBURN ROVERS READING 5.53/1
C PORTSMOUTH READING 5.53/1
 

BLACKBURN ROVERS begin the action then - a team who rightly start as one of those tipped for joy come season end. Losing yon talisman Brereton Diaz striker was a bit of a blow sure... but no the end of the world - and certainly no enough to turn them to mush. A terrific opening weekend win o'er WBA has them up and away - mind they started the season fucking terrifically last season - and given its perennial pile of shite rotherham whom they face today, the belief that'll continue courses through the brainwaves 👍

PORTSMOUTH next - Dad's Top Tip for League One Title Claimage 🙌. Stuttered out the blocks there last week - but for sure, resolve was exemplified with an equaliser deep into injury time, to clinch a wee point 🤘. There's a panache in the way shite is approached sure - and to Dads Eyes, only a matter of time until the dominant possession-based wonders translate into clean sheets and plenty goals... much like Ipswich managed there last season. Freshly promoted leyton orient will find it tough this year... and for sure - cunts like Portsmouth will be the ones they'll dread the most. No fucking wonder ✌️

READING then - no doubt, has been a tough fucking time for them o'er the last good few months... ah no. Still - a terrific confidence-boosting win in the cup o'er Millwall there through the week... 4-nil by fuck -off the page. Just the dab for getting themselves in the frame of mind to overcome port vale, recently cunted 7-0 by Barnsley. Would prove to be their first league win since the first week of March... tis due by fuck - hoo mama 🫶

Late to the party but fiver down.

A clean sweep this week.

Terrific.

 

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